Chapter 195

"Ling is pregnant! Congratulations on becoming an uncle!"

Ye Qingfeng said with a serious face.

"So I'm becoming an uncle, I thought it was some big..."

"What? Ling is what?" Zhe's brain suddenly crashed, and the next second he grabbed Ye Qingfeng's shoulders tightly, "You motherf***er, speak clearly! It's not what I'm thinking, right!"

"Who? Me?"

Ling, standing not far away, opened her mouth wide, as if an egg could fit inside, and pointed at herself with trembling fingers.

"Hehe~ It's April Fool's Day today, just a joke."

Ye Qingfeng giggled and hurriedly explained.

"Phew—! That's good then..." Zhe let out a long sigh, his legs trembling uncontrollably, "Don't make jokes like this in the future; my heart can't take it."

"My fault! It's April Fool's Day today, after all."

Ye Qingfeng scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Hold me up a bit, my legs are a bit weak..."

Zhe leaned on Ye Qingfeng's arm and only felt better after resting for a good while.

"Oh! By the way, that sentence just now was a lie."

Seeing that Zhe had finally stopped shaking, Ye Qingfeng immediately struck while the iron was hot.

"What?" Zhe's mood, which had finally calmed down, instantly reignited, and he grabbed Ye Qingfeng by the collar, "What did you say was a lie?"

"Calm down, calm down, today isn't April Fool's Day, yesterday was."

"Nothing's wrong... yeah right!" Zhe's eyes were filled with anger, "You motherf***er!"

"Stop! Ling is perfectly fine, don't worry. If you don't believe me, ask her."

Ye Qingfeng pointed at Ling, who was watching the show on the side, and didn't forget to raise his eyebrows at her with schadenfreude.

"Ling? Is it true or false!"

Zhe gritted his teeth, the force in his hands increasing, and Ye Qingfeng could only struggle to support himself on his tiptoes.

"Qingfeng was lying to you, that kind of thing, I..."

Ling lowered her head shyly as she said this; her originally flushed cheeks now spread across her entire face like a lit flame, as if they could drip blood.

"It's not?"

Zhe subconsciously assumed that Ling was too embarrassed to speak because that kind of thing had happened, and immediately directed his surging anger at Ye Qingfeng.

"Good! Very good! I treated you like a brother, and it's one thing to hit on my sister, but you only tell me after you've made a child?"

"It's not like that! Brother!" Ling gritted her teeth, "You misunderstood Qingfeng! He and I haven't reached that step yet!"

Silence—the atmosphere fell into an endless silence for a moment!

"No!" Zhe only felt his vision go black, and spat out the last few words before falling, "Treating your buddy like a Japanese person, are you..."

Then, unsurprisingly, he fell asleep.

"Uh..." Ye Qingfeng supported Zhe's body and looked at Ling awkwardly, "Ling-bao, do you believe me if I say I didn't mean it?"

"I believe you! Of course I believe you!"

Ling said through gritted teeth.

"I was just wondering why this line sounded so familiar; isn't it the same one you used when you were setting me up!"

"Ehehe!"

"Ehehe my foot!" Ling stomped her foot and pointed at the stairs, "Hurry up and carry my brother to bed!"

"You got it!"

Ye Qingfeng carried Zhe in a princess carry and walked toward his room.

"Wait a second!"

Ling thought of something, revealed a wicked smile, and suddenly called out to Ye Qingfeng.

"What's wrong?"

Just as Ye Qingfeng turned around, the sound of a shutter went off in his ear, and a blinding flash flickered repeatedly.

"He... hehehe!" Ling held her phone and kept filming Ye Qingfeng, emitting an indescribable lewd laugh, "Brother and Qingfeng in a princess carry~ hehe!"

"Get lost!"

Ye Qingfeng's face visibly darkened, and then he left without looking back.

He placed Zhe steadily on the bed, then grabbed one of his hands, preparing to take his pulse to check his condition, when Ling's voice suddenly came from behind, making him unable to help but feel his vision go black.

"I didn't expect Qingfeng to have me, and not even spare my brother!"

"Ling~! Close the door and leave quickly, thanks!"

Ye Qingfeng said with a forced smile and an intensified tone.

"Okay~ hope you two have fun~~"

Ling revealed a victorious smile and decisively closed the door to slip away.

Ye Qingfeng sighed helplessly, grabbed Zhe's wrist again, and calmly checked his pulse.

Hmm~ chaotic Qi and blood, it seems the deceased... ah no!

The patient must have heard unacceptable news, which led to the coma; he should wake up in about an hour.

Seeing that Zhe was in no serious danger, Ye Qingfeng covered him with a quilt and turned to leave.

He had initially thought about saying a shocking piece of news first, and then a relatively insignificant piece of news, so that Zhe's ability to accept it would be better.

The result was that he messed it up, and Zhe couldn't take the stimulation and fell asleep.

Ye Qingfeng could only pray silently in his heart.

Hopefully, the brother-in-law won't be too excited when he wakes up...

"Zhe will wake up in about an hour. After experiencing that kind of inhuman stimulation, you can just tell him directly; he should be very calm."

As soon as Ye Qingfeng went downstairs, he saw Ling sitting at the front desk, hugging her phone and giggling constantly; he sighed helplessly and spoke.

"What do you mean? You want me to tell him?"

Ling was instantly unsettled by Ye Qingfeng's meaning.

"It's fine, he's your own brother after all, nothing will happen!" Ye Qingfeng was certain that this shock therapy would be useful and told Ling to relax, "Besides, after experiencing that kind of stimulation, he won't have much of a reaction to us being together."

"That may be true..." Ling actually felt that what Ye Qingfeng said made a lot of sense, and for a moment didn't know how to refute it, so she could only ask: "Then what are you going to do?"

"Go home! What else?" Ye Qingfeng waved his hand and walked toward the door, "I'm off, taking a week off."

After Ye Qingfeng finished speaking, he didn't wait for Ling's agreement and left the video store in one stride.

Don't look at Ling as being quirky and think she's very smart; in fact, she's only slightly better than Anbi. Did someone really believe what he just said?

When the truth of the matter is told to Zhe, Ling might be fine, just losing some pocket money, but he might not be...

If Ye Qingfeng stayed, Zhe would definitely chase him with a knife!

A week is just enough for him to cool off. Next week, he'll bring a few videotapes over and apologize with a sincere attitude; by then, it should be over.

The main thing was that Ye Qingfeng didn't expect... Zhe's psychological acceptance ability to be so poor...

He hadn't even said the last step, and Zhe just went black and fell asleep.

Ye Qingfeng didn't linger at all, hailed a taxi, and returned to the Rabbit House.

As for Ling, who truly believed what Ye Qingfeng said, she didn't realize the severity of the situation at all and was still sitting at the front desk looking at her phone, occasionally emitting giggles.

It is believed that in the near future, Ling will face Zhe's wrath, and afterward, she can only pitifully and helplessly send messages to Ye Qingfeng, scolding him for not playing by the rules and being so shameless!

Public Security Bureau officer Qing Yi stated: This is just the tip of the iceberg; Ye Qingfeng's shamelessness is unimaginable!

I don't know if everyone enjoyed this chapter, but the author certainly did.

(See you tonight?????)