Chapter 95: The Last Class

"How much longer until class ends?"

Ye Ye Qingfeng steadied his breathing, turned his head, and looked at Senior Qing Yi.

"Thirty-four minutes, twenty-one seconds, twenty seconds, nineteen seconds."

Senior Qing Yi blurted it out without a second thought; a professional criminal investigation jade puppet who couldn't even handle time was better off dead, dragged away and scrapped!

(Billy is a combat robot, Senior Qing Yi leans commercial! Having a clock makes sense, right?)

"OK! A bit of a stretch, but enough!" Ye Ye Qingfeng cracked his neck with vigorous energy, the sound crisp and sharp. He walked to the classroom door, suddenly stopped, slowly turned his head toward Senior Qing Yi, raised an eyebrow, and said, "Hey! Remembered the question again? If not, I'll play Zhu Yuan's role, and you play the pervert?"

Ye Ye Qingfeng discovered one of his potentials during his childhood: his learning ability was exceptionally outstanding!

The cause of this was his abnormal memory and unparalleled comprehension; he could learn complex matters very easily.

For example, school subjects and prison skills.

Having watched Zhu Yuan act so many times, Ye Ye Qingfeng couldn't claim to imitate her perfectly, but at least he could capture a semblance of her style.

This was without him actively studying or memorizing.

"You know nothing about criminal investigation jade puppets!"

Senior Qing Yi helplessly rolled her eyes, shoved Ye Ye Qingfeng into the classroom, and whispered behind him, "Hurry up! Don't waste time!"

Upon Ye Ye Qingfeng's sudden appearance at the door, the students in the classroom instantly turned their gaze toward him.

"(????)?? Hi, classmates!" Ye Ye Qingfeng forced down his discomfort and, gritting his teeth, greeted them. He then looked at the teacher on the podium, "May we borrow a moment? We represent the Public Security Bureau and are conducting a safety drill demonstration!"

"Of course!"

The teacher politely walked down from the podium, yielded the spot to Ye Ye Qingfeng, and stood a short distance away to watch silently.

Ye Ye Qingfeng smiled awkwardly at the teacher nearby, then walked straight up to the podium, with Senior Qing Yi following silently behind.

After Senior Qing Yi was fully on the podium, Ye Ye Qingfeng intentionally stepped back one pace to hand over the pre-drill explanation to her, "Public Security Officer Senior Qing Yi, please begin."

Senior Qing Yi took a deep breath, clearly not intending to argue with Ye Ye Qingfeng here. She stepped forward, looked at the podium blocking half her body, and a hash mark clearly appeared on her forehead.

Seeing this, Ye Ye Qingfeng held back his laughter and instinctively stepped back one pace. Being forced to "take a beating" in front of so many people was already a stretch; making him speak directly to so many people would be worse than making him jump from the third floor...

What else could Senior Qing Yi say? She quietly rose onto her tiptoes, maintaining her best stubbornness, cleared her throat, and introduced herself, "Hello, classmates! I am Senior Qing Yi from the Public Security Bureau's Administrative Special Operations Team."

Then, Senior Qing Yi suddenly broke convention, turned sideways, flashed a mischievous smile for a moment, raised an eyebrow triumphantly at Ye Ye Qingfeng, lifted her arm with her palm up, and introduced, "This is my friend. Today, invited by me, he is here to play the pervert for the classmates!"

When Senior Qing Yi spoke the last two words, she intentionally intensified her voice. There was no such segment in all the previous performances; clearly, this was her doing on purpose, the goal being a shallow revenge on Ye Ye Qingfeng.

In the past, Ye Ye Qingfeng would have at most forced out an awkward smile, wishing he could find a hole to crawl into.

But Ye Ye Qingfeng, who had chosen to live openly and boldly, felt no fear at all. Do you understand what selective social anxiety is?

Ye Ye Qingfeng stepped forward, revealed a friendly smile, bowed slightly with elegance, and said, "Invited by Public Security Officer Senior Qing Yi today, I come as an assistant to participate in this drill. I hope that in the future, even if classmates encounter perverts with high looks, they will not be easily attracted by their appearance and suffer harm."

Ye Ye Qingfeng then waved to the students below, stepped back one pace, and with a smile, yielded the spot back to Senior Qing Yi.

Instantly, more than half the girls in the audience disregarded classroom discipline; some blushed and made sounds, some stood up to ask Ye Ye Qingfeng questions, and some covered their mouths and whispered to friends beside them.

A lively and cute-looking female student suddenly stood up, "May I ask if you have a girlfriend? Can you leave your contact information?"

"I'm afraid to disappoint this female classmate, I have a girlfriend." Ye Ye Qingfeng ignored Senior Qing Yi glaring fiercely at him from the side and smiled as he answered her question, "As for the second question, if time permits after the drill ends, I will invite one classmate to come up and personally test it. If this Public Security Officer Senior Qing Yi deems them qualified, then I will give my contact information to that classmate individually."

"Eh—!"

Upon hearing Ye Ye Qingfeng's previous answer, the female students below all voiced dissatisfied complaints, but after hearing his later answer, they all perked up again, raising their hands in their seats and shouting:

"Pick me! Pick me!"

Seeing this scene, Ye Ye Qingfeng couldn't help but sigh that students nowadays were truly precocious. Female students already made up the majority in this class, and eighty percent of them had not once shifted their gaze away from him.

However, this was not strange. Due to the impact of the Hollow Disaster, the death rate has been rising year by year. The government strongly encourages residents to marry and have children, even going so far as to open up polygamy.

In New Eridu, where everything is in full bloom, this has not caused much of a reaction. People go to school as usual and work as usual, after all, for the residents, this does not affect their lives.

After all, those with ability have long ago kept a large harem; those without ability are naturally...

The teacher frowned slightly at this moment, not at Ye Ye Qingfeng opposite, but at the noisy students below, and immediately let out a roar, "Quiet!"

Under the teacher's authority, the students all quieted down, though a few students still hid below and whispered.

Senior Qing Yi glared fiercely at Ye Ye Qingfeng once more, then finally began the main topic.

Ye Ye Qingfeng had only one purpose for doing this; or rather, aside from countering Senior Qing Yi's dirty tricks, his only purpose was someone specific in the classroom.

The target he had been pursuing since the very beginning! Ellen Joe!

Regardless of whether any student asked that question, Ye Ye Qingfeng would find a student to come up at the end.

At this moment, a small group of four best friends below the podium were whispering in lowered voices.

A girl with short yellow hair, Ruby, shook Ellen, who was dozing off beside her, awake. "Ellen~! Look! A handsome guy has come!"

"What's wrong..."

Ellen opened her sleepy eyes and asked in a soft, sticky voice.

"Look at the podium!"

Seeing the dazed Ellen, Ruby reached out directly, grabbed her chin, lifted it slightly, and aligned her line of sight perfectly with Ye Ye Qingfeng on the podium.

"What's wrong?"

Ellen pouted her pink little lips, saw the two people who had appeared at some point, suddenly reached out to slap away the small hand pinching her cheek, and voiced a question.

(Lack of experience caused the pacing to be too slow before. From now on, I will slightly speed up the pace. Let me briefly explain the subsequent plot: after this small plot, we will start contacting Victoria Housekeeping, then Mao You joins Cunning Hares, followed by the personal plot with Victoria Housekeeping. During this period, we will skip Bai Zhi Heavy Industries. Then, after the former plot ends, we will do part-time work at the video store, then participate in the main story of Victoria Housekeeping.)

(After this, it will be Senior Qing Yi's exclusive plot!!)

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