Chapter 274: Don't slap me in the face, don't slap my handsome face...

"Master Gu, you are a dignified commander. Could it be that you also want to imitate the rogue behavior of some scoundrels and are not prepared to fulfill the promise you made yourself?"

Wuxin's face turned cold, and every word he spoke seemed to be filled with coldness. While speaking, he glanced at Liu Lang.

Anyone with a discerning eye could see that he was pointing at the mulberry tree and scolding the locust tree.

Not to mention Gu Xuanwu, the commander, and Liu Lang, a young man of the 21st century.

The atmosphere in the reception room was quite cold at this time.

The kind that's about to explode.

"presumptuous!"

Gu Xuanwu slapped the table hard.

There was an extremely strong slapping sound that shook the table.

Then, pointing at Wu Xin who was sitting on a chair not far away, he shouted:

"Wu Xin! I think you took a while before I called you master, but don't think that you are good just because you know a few spells and can subjugate and eliminate little demons."

"I'm telling you, it's useless!"

"It makes me feel unhappy, so I still pick up the machine gun and shoot it... until there are holes all over your body."

Gu Xuanwu stared at Wu Xin coldly.

"Bang bang bang bang bang..."

A line of troops ran in neatly, raising their guns and pointing their guns at Wu Xin.

"Master Gu, don't... don't be like this... Wuxin was joking just now, please don't be angry..."

Yue Ya looked at this formation, stood up quickly, waved her hands, and said.

"Sister, it's none of your business."

Gu Xuanwu's tone softened slightly, then turned to the row of soldiers behind him and shouted:

"You guys, hold your guns steady. If you hurt a hair on my sister's head, I want you to look good!"

"Yes, Commander!"

A tidy reply.

"Have I lost the world of Wuxin Master?"

Liu Lang murmured in his heart.

It was all a joke just now, but I didn't expect Gu Xuanwu to be serious.

It seems to have strayed from the plot.

"Liu Lang, please help me persuade Master Gu not to do this."

Yue Ya said anxiously in a panic.

"Yueya, don't worry, no one will be killed."

Liu Lang comforted Yue Ya, then turned to look at Gu Xuanwu and said, "Stone, do you think so?"

"Hahaha... Now that Brother Liu Lang has spoken, I promise that no one will be killed."

Gu Xuanwu laughed loudly when he heard Liu Lang calling him a stone, feeling happier than he had picked up tens of thousands of small yellow croakers.

"Yueya, let's go out first. This is a friendship between men. It depends on Tie Butie."

Liu Lang said, walked to Yue Ya and took her hand.

"Yes, yes, sister, you go out with brother Liu Lang first, otherwise the brothers behind me will go off and hurt you, which will be bad."

Gu Xuanwu put his hands on his hips and said with a smile.

"Is it really?"

Yueya hesitated, after all, Wuxin and she were considered friends, and then continued uneasily: "Master Gu, you have to take it easy, but be sure not to let the gun go off."

"Crescent Moon, don't...don't leave..."

Wuxin saw Yueya was about to leave, and stretched out his right hand to keep Yueya.

But the way was blocked by soldiers.

Yueya still looked back worriedly.

But the reality is that the commander is the commander, and if he angers the commander, it's good enough not to die.

I can only blame Wu Xin for being too carefree, why would he mess with the commander when he had nothing to do.

As for Liu Lang, he whispered something in Gu Xuanwu's ear before walking out of the reception room.

When Gu Xuanwu heard what Liu Lang said, his eyes lit up, he was very happy.

"Liu Lang, is it true that nothing will happen to Wuxin?"

In the pavilion in the back garden of the headquarters, Crescent Moon sat on a stool, frowning.

"Don't worry, Wu Xin will never die.""Big deal..."

Liu Lang did not continue.

"What's the big deal?"

Yueya said doubtfully.

"Yueya, I'd better not say anything. I'm afraid if I say it, you won't be able to eat anymore. Anyway, don't worry, Wuxin will never die."

Liu Lang did not tell the secret.

Even if Gu Xuanwu really had a tug, tut, tug, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tug, tut, tug, tug, tug, tug, tug, tug, tug, tug, tug, tug, tug, tut, tug, tut, tug, tut, tug, tut, tug, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, suddenly, suddenly, suddenly, suddenly, so unintentionally, my body would be in pieces, it wouldn't matter.

Wuxin is immortal. Even if it is broken into pieces, it can still transform from a maggot to a big hairy maggot, and then back to a human body.

No one knows who he is, it's just that he's not a human being.

He has no heart, no soul, can't have children, he just looks like a human being.

So he can't die at all, unless he finds a way to die on his own.

In the reception room of the headquarters.

Gu Xuanwu felt that he could feel proud.

turn out to be…

It turns out that the mage in front of him has no magic power at all. The little blood on his body can subjugate demons, and the ones he subdues are small demons. If he really encounters a big goblin, he has no choice but to run away.

The most important thing is that he has no moves against people, and blood has no effect on people at all. In other words, if there is a real fight, it all depends on who is stronger, and he will attack his body, which means he will be beaten.

Just now, this fake mage actually pretended to recite a spell and wanted to curse him. It was simply unforgivable.

"You guys, just treat the mage well and don't kill anyone."

"Unload the gun, you won't need it."

Gu Xuanwu took out a cigar from his body and started smoking.

"Master Gu, what does this mean?"

"Are you really ready to take action?"

Wuxin didn't know that Gu Xuanwu already knew something about him, but he still looked calm.

"Pretend! Let's see if you can still be so calm later!"

"What are you guys doing standing around here! Why don't you treat the mage to a nice meal!"

Gu Xuanwu took a long drag on his cigar and blew out a puff of thick mist.

"Crackling..."

"Crackling..."

"..."

"Ah... don't... don't slap me in the face, don't hit my handsome face... no..."

The reception room was lively and full of fun.

"Liu Lang, did you hear any strange noises?"

Crescent Moon heard a slight noise that seemed to come from the front.

"what sound?"

Liu Lang didn't know what the sound was, he was just pretending to be confused.