[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-marrying-a-white-snake-wife-is-super-cool":3,"chapter-marrying-a-white-snake-wife-is-super-cool-marrying-a-white-snake-wife-is-super-cool-chapter-33":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Marrying a White Snake Wife is Super Cool",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},540113,791,"Chapter 33: You, Oh You... You Really Are a Stubborn Little Donkey","marrying-a-white-snake-wife-is-super-cool-chapter-33",33,"\u003Cp>Since Changliu Village had the kind of lesser Xingzi with undeveloped intelligence, who could treat sand as white rice and rocks as steamed buns,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>it naturally also had Da Xingzi, who were fully intelligent, just like humans.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clearly, this willow tree was one such Da Xingzi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Get the hell out of my face! I don’t have time for you!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When there were outsiders around, Su Liyan’s mother’s accent was relatively normal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But with no one else here, she spoke with a perfect, standard accent from outside the pass.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Normally, she wouldn’t mind the willow tree coming out to have a little fun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But right now, Su Liyan’s mother was in a hurry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>’Who knows when my son-in-law will get here? What if he comes back with the delivery in the middle of the night? I have to go and tell them quickly.’\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Xingzi in the village weren’t malicious, but some of them had rather mischievous temperaments.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So, she had to hurry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She had no time to chat with this willow tree now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for the ghostly face on the tree trunk, after hearing Su Liyan’s mother curse at it,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>it first froze, then vanished in the next second.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire willow tree began to RUSTLE violently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It seemed terrified.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After she finished gathering the rocks, Su Liyan’s mother slung the basket over her arm and walked from the village toward the main road.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the distance was the road leading into the village, with ox carts and horse-drawn carriages entering from time to time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The sound of JINGLING and CLANGING echoed across the wilderness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Su Liyan’s mother walked, she grabbed handfuls of rocks and sand, tossing them onto the ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As she tossed them, she chanted:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"My good neighbors, my good friends, come on out and eat.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I have something to tell you all.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Su Liyan’s mother finished speaking, gusts of spectral wind swirled up from around her feet,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>blowing against the hem of her coarse cloth skirt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It seemed as if many unseen, intangible beings were scrambling for the food.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"My daughter got married, you know. And she married well.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Tomorrow, my son-in-law will be coming back with my girl for her homecoming visit, and we’re hosting a banquet.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"My son-in-law is handsome, well-off, and even better to my daughter.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It’s just that he’s a bit timid. So, all you old neighbors, when you see him, just take a look from a distance.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don’t you go crowding around him. It wouldn’t be good if you scare my son-in-law.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chanting like this, Su Liyan’s mother followed the ridge of the field toward the main road.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Old sister, is all that stuff for your family?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Old sister, your family’s doing so well now, why are you still using this stuff to fool the little ones?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That’s right, that’s right! I just saw at least six big fat pigs!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Tsk tsk, just looking at that fat on them is enough to make you drool.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Voices with various regional accents rose up from all around.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were all very curious about the lively scene tonight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In response to the group’s teasing, Su Liyan’s mother frowned, spat, and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Pah!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"All that stuff was bought by my son-in-law with real silver from the city for the banquet.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And you think you can have some?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These surrounding Da Xingzi—unseen, intangible, but fully intelligent—weren’t actually thinking of eating it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They just saw Su Liyan’s mother and came over to poke some fun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, they knew full well just how stingy this \"old sister\" was.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Su Liyan’s mother continued:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"When my son-in-law gets here, you all better help me keep an eye on these little ones.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The ones that are usually naughty and restless, don’t let them get close. Don’t let them scare my son-in-law.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Or else I’ll really have a bone to pick with you all!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To this, the Da Xingzi had no objections.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They immediately responded that it was no problem.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, Su Liyan’s mother ignored the Da Xingzi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She continued tossing sand and rocks on the ground as she chanted:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Everyone eat well, eat your fill, and don’t cause any trouble afterward.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If you see any who haven’t come, help pass the word along.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"My son-in-law is a good man. If you happen to run into him out there in the future, help him out if you can.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If you can’t help, that’s fine too.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But you absolutely must not cause trouble for my son-in-law...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I’m warning you all now, if anyone gives my son-in-law a hard time...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...then I’ll give them a hard time!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as Su Liyan’s mother finished speaking, she slowly turned around.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A pair of scarlet, vertical pupils scanned the dark wilderness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A large, red snake’s tail emerged from beneath her coarse cloth skirt, sweeping back and forth across the ridge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The originally noisy surroundings—filled with the voices of the Da Xingzi, their whispers, and the sound of wind kicked up by the lesser Xingzi scrambling for food—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>fell completely silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Liyan’s mother stared into the pitch-black night for a moment before turning back with a satisfied nod and continuing toward the main road.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She continued her chanting...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>「Taiping City, Zhao Family Residence.」\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I keep telling you I’ll be fine, why don’t you believe me?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Look, you saw this Ink Pot before, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It’s powerful, isn’t it?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And this one! This is even more powerful than the Ink Pot, also passed down in my family.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If I stay, I can definitely help. I won’t be a burden!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Yuan shouted, pointing at his Lu Ban’s Ink Pot and the Celestial Master Sword on the table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beside him, Zhao Qiao’Er was so anxious her heart was trembling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She looked at Lu Yuan helplessly and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh, sweetheart, this isn’t about me being afraid you’ll be a burden!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don’t you know what I’m afraid of, sweetheart?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This whole affair is dangerous!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Even though we’ve invited Daoist Longchuan to perform a ritual outside the city, it’s still dangerous.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The two Celestial Masters who came from the Provincial City yesterday—one died and one was injured, didn’t you know?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Yuan raised an eyebrow and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I do know. I found out as soon as I got here!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing Lu Yuan say that, Zhao Qiao’Er’s beautiful eyes widened as she said anxiously:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You know, and you still insist on staying here!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Lu Yuan just pursed his lips and couldn’t help but retort:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No kidding! It’s *because* it’s dangerous that I’m staying. If you had no problems, if this whole thing was simple...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I would’ve gone back to prepare my banquet long ago! Who’d want to stay here?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What, is your food so good that I have to stay the night just to freeload a meal off you?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Yuan’s words left the old butler and the other servants standing nearby completely dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If you asked around all of Taiping City, you’d never find anyone who dared to speak to the madam like that.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, every word Lu Yuan said struck a chord deep in Zhao Qiao’Er’s heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Yuan’s behavior truly left Zhao Qiao’Er not knowing whether to be angry or to laugh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It wasn’t really anger; it was more that she was moved.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhao Qiao’Er wanted to say something more, but Lu Yuan grew impatient and snapped:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Aiyah, stop nagging! Isn’t the ritual about to start over there?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Let’s get on with it. Anyway, I’m definitely not leaving today.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Unless they stab me to death and carry me out horizontally, because there’s no way I’m walking out of here vertically today!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In Zhao Qiao’Er’s eyes, Lu Yuan’s roguish, defiant attitude was just absolutely endearing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, Zhao Qiao’Er walked up to Lu Yuan. Her hand, adorned with a Jade Bracelet, gently poked him between the eyebrows as she chided affectionately:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You... you really are a stubborn little donkey~\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anyone could see that while the madam wore an expression of playful reproach, in her heart~\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>she was moved beyond words.\u003C\u002Fp>",1333,"2026-05-30T14:11:52.708Z","2026-06-01T04:31:25.829Z",1,"novelbin.me","13e998df852c33bed46b2bf00ca768f2019fe1826124e8fc883621bf940a61f8","marrying-a-white-snake-wife-is-super-cool-chapter-34","marrying-a-white-snake-wife-is-super-cool-chapter-32",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fmarrying-a-white-snake-wife-is-super-cool-cover.jpg"]