Chapter 242: My Name, I'm Afraid It Would Scare You Into Wetting Yourself

"As for Yue Ji, she is a rose with thorns."

"Although a rose has thorns, it is actually as passionate as fire."

"Possessing an intoxicating fragrance."

Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen said slowly.

"Then what about me?"

Zhong Ling couldn't help but ask.

"You, you are a morning glory!"

Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen laughed.

Instantly, Zhong Ling pouted, looking unhappy.

"Why are their flowers so beautiful and noble?"

"And I'm like a wild weed!"

Zhong Ling was dissatisfied.

She even thought Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen didn't like her anymore.

"You girl, you have a mischievous personality!"

"This morning glory may look ordinary, but it is mischievous and cute!"

"Isn't that just like you?"

Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen teased.

"I don't want to, I don't want to be a morning glory, it's so ugly!"

Zhong Ling shook Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen's arm, acting like a spoiled child.

This scene made the women laugh out loud.

Instantly attracting everyone's attention.

"Big Brother, there are beauties."

"No, there are several beauties!"

Everyone was instantly attracted by the four women.

"There are beauties in Snow City, peerless and stunning."

"I'm afraid that refers to you ladies!"

"I am Duan Duan Xuanheng, may I ask the names of you ladies!"

Duan Duan Xuanyi appeared gentle and polite.

"This young lady's name is not something you are qualified to know!"

Zhong Ling didn't give him a good look.

"My name, I'm afraid you can't afford to hear it!"

Yue Ji was also indifferent.

As for Luo Mingxia and Li Li Li Hanyi, they ignored Duan Duan Xuanyi directly.

This made Duan Duan Xuanyi, who considered himself a young master of talent and appearance, blush.

"Ladies, did you not hear clearly?"

"This is the eldest young master of the Jiangnan Duan family, the future head of the Duan family."

"If you can gain the favor of Young Master Duan, it is your good fortune!"

Duan Duan Xuanheng was annoyed; these women actually ignored his brother like this.

"What kind of bullshit Duan family, never heard of it."

"Brother, have you heard of it?"

Zhong Ling walked directly to Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen's side and sat on his lap, her words full of provocation.

"I have heard of a Dali Duan clan."

"As for this Jiangnan Duan clan, I haven't heard of it."

"Maybe they are just some stray cats or dogs from somewhere!"

Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen said leisurely.

He knew exactly what Zhong Ling was planning.

However, he didn't mind giving them a lesson for targeting his women.

"And who are you?"

"How dare you look down on my Duan family!"

Duan Duan Xuanheng's eyes were cold.

"My name, I'm afraid it would scare you into wetting yourself."

"Better not to say it."

Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen laughed.

"Scare me into wetting myself?"

"Hahaha, how ridiculous!"

"You're bragging quite a bit, a name could scare me into wetting myself?"

"It's a pity, I am a bold person, I don't know the meaning of the word fear!"

Duan Duan Xuanheng sneered.

"Ding, detected that Duan Duan Xuanheng is bragging, meeting the conditions for materialization, currently materializing for the host!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining an increase in courage!"

Courage is something formed by a person's bravery and will.

It can be said that if a person has no courage, they are no different from a useless person.

Moreover, courage does not just mean a martial artist's bravery.

It also includes mindset.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen didn't expect that while out admiring flowers, he would hear someone bragging.

Not martial arts, not internal energy.

But courage, which he had never encountered before.

This put Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen in a great mood.

"Are you sure you won't wet your pants?"

Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen teased.

"If you have the ability, state your name!"

Duan Duan Xuanheng eyed Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen; he saw that although Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen was handsome, he didn't seem to know martial arts.

Yet he was surrounded by beauties.

Could this be a young master from some noble family?

But so what?

A single name could scare him into wetting himself?

How would he be able to mix in the Wu Lin in the future?

He absolutely could not be looked down upon!

"Then you better listen carefully!"

A wicked smile appeared at the corner of Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen's mouth.

"Speak!"

"I want to know who you are to be so arrogant!"

Duan Duan Xuanheng's eyes were cold.

"When I first entered the Wu Lin, someone gave me a title called the Mad Sword Immortal!"

Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen said leisurely.

"Mad Sword Immortal, why does this name sound so familiar?"

Everyone was stunned.

"It, it's the Martial God!"

"What, he is the Martial God Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen!"

"The Duan family people must be blind; if I'm not mistaken, that is the Clever Fairy Zhong Ling!"

"And that woman, isn't that our Snow Moon City's Fairy Fairy Luoxia?"

"If I'm not mistaken, that's Yue Ji!"

"As for the last one, although I can't recognize her identity, being able to stay with the Martial God, her strength must be extraordinary!"

"That one is the Snow Moon Sword Immortal Li Li Li Hanyi!"

Just as everyone was discussing, Lei Lei Wujie poked his head out from the side.

"What, it's the Snow Moon Sword Immortal?"

"Sure enough, the Martial God is worthy of being the Martial God, surrounded by beauties!"

"Has even the Sword Immortal Li Li Li Hanyi joined his harem?"

For a moment, everyone was shocked.

Then, everyone looked at Duan Duan Xuanheng with an expression that said he was doomed.

After all, this was the Martial God Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen!

For the Duan family to dare offend Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen, they were simply courting death!

"Big Brother, what do we do?"

"It, it's the Martial God Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen!"

Duan Duan Xuanheng was about to cry.

He knew the Martial God had come to Snow Moon City.

But he never expected that they would offend the Martial God.

Moreover, Li Li Li Hanyi was one of the three City Masters.

She had never shown her face in front of him, which led to him not recognizing Li Li Li Hanyi and Luo Mingxia at all.

Now, he was dead!

"How would I know!"

At this moment, Duan Duan Xuanyi was also dumbfounded.

He was even panicking inside.

Who was the Martial God?

He was someone who would seek revenge for the slightest grievance.

Almost everyone who offended him ended up with their entire family wiped out.

When he set out into the Wu Lin this time, his family had given him repeated warnings.

There was one person he must never offend.

That was the Martial God Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen!

And don't even think about being friends with him.

Powerful people don't bother associating with the weak.

And once you interact with him, if you accidentally offend him, you won't even know how you died.

"Hey, hearing my name, you didn't wet your pants!"

"You kid, you're quite something!"

Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen glanced at Duan Duan Xuanyi.

But the casual tone made Duan Duan Xuanyi panic even more.

What to do?

Didn't wet his pants?

Was this a slight to the Martial God?

Would he kill him because he didn't wet his pants?

Thinking of this, Duan Duan Xuanyi was panicking.

Today, he had to wet his pants!

Even if it made him a laughingstock.

*Piss!*

Instantly, the smell of urine spread through the air.

"No way, he actually wet his pants!"

"This is the future head of the Duan family, what a coward!"

"Stop talking cool, aren't you scared too?"

"This is the Martial God Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen!"

Everyone mocked him.

At this moment, Duan Duan Xuanyi wished he could find a hole to crawl into.

But he had to lose face.

Who knew what would happen if he incurred Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen's hatred.

"Kids are disgusting, actually wetting their pants!"

"Get lost, don't embarrass yourselves here!"

Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen snorted coldly.

Instantly, Duan Duan Xuanyi felt as if he had been granted amnesty and ran away in a hurry.

After this small interlude, the Hundred Flowers Assembly became lively again.

Even, because the Duan family people were driven away by Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen, Sikong Sikong Sikong Qianluo's martial arts marriage recruitment was cancelled.

Before long, Sikong Sikong Sikong Qianluo, dressed elegantly, came to Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen's side.

"Hey, were you reluctant to let me have the martial arts marriage recruitment, so you deliberately scared Duan Duan Xuanheng away?"

Sikong Sikong Sikong Qianluo asked Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen excitedly.

Her big eyes blinked, full of hope.

"Then how will you thank me?"

"By offering yourself?"

Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Mochen teased.