[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-master-your-wife-has-become-a-super-star-through":3,"chapter-master-your-wife-has-become-a-super-star-through-master-your-wife-has-become-a-super-star-through-chapter-26":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Master, Your Wife Has Become a Super Star Through Fortune-Telling",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1877133,2487,"Chapter 26 - 28: Ghost Shave","master-your-wife-has-become-a-super-star-through-chapter-26",26,"\u003Cp>[Hair loss anxiety?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I didn’t quite catch that. Not sure, let’s wait and see.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Is it getting revenge on people with hair because it doesn’t have any?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Ghosts get hair loss anxiety too?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I’m genuinely lost.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Nian patiently explained, \"This ghost was also a programmer in life. He died suddenly from pulling all-nighters to code. But before he died, he had a lingering obsession: he was just too bald.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"For all these years, it has wandered the city, existing in a mindless state.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Until it met Zhang. It was shocked to discover that a programmer could actually have so much hair, and so, it grew jealous...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Can’t believe Zhang was targeted by a ghost just for having a lot of hair.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I don’t even know what to say to that.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I’m a little stunned. Did I hear that right?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[HAHAHA, I’m dying! This is so absurd, it’s like Absurdity’s mom opened the door for it—absurdity has come home!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang was also stunned, rubbing his own smooth, bald head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He felt like crying but couldn’t shed a tear. ’These days, you can’t even have a nice head of hair without some ghost getting jealous and trying to ruin it for you.’\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Host, so... can my hair still grow back?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Of course it can.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But what if it grows back and that ghost comes to shave my head again?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Er...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The stream fell silent once more, immediately followed by a barrage of HAHAHAs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A ghost shave...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What should have been a bizarre and terrifying affair was now, thanks to the jeering bullet comments, filled with an air of comedy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I bet that ghost was a comedian in his past life!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[This ghost is killing me. It doesn’t do anything else, just gives people head shaves.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[So, what happened to all the hair Zhang lost?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this bullet comment, Zhang perked up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had been following Master Bailian for a long time and knew this master was the real deal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>’What if she can help me find my old hair and reattach it? Wouldn’t that be even better?’\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang looked at Su Nian, his eyes filled with hope.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Host, please help me~\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A grown man, a completely bald one at that, was now attempting to bat his eyelashes flirtatiously for the first time in his life.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whatever Su Nian thought of this, she didn’t show it, but the bullet comments were a stream of ’BARF’.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Just act normal. It’s not that reattaching your hair is impossible, but the main issue is that you don’t have any hair to reattach.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang was confused. ’I can just use the hair that was shaved off before, right?’\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Nian sighed and traced a pattern in the air with her finger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, he saw something terrifying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the reflection of his phone screen, the form of the ghost behind him gradually appeared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Glasses, a plaid shirt, and lifeless eyes. And yet, his expression was paradoxically full of zeal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It seemed he had been frozen by Su Nian mid-shave. Judging by his expression, he appeared to be having a wonderful time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Nian said, \"I’ve frozen him. Once he recovers, I’ll send him on his way.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But it’ll cost extra!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Nian said the two words \"cost extra\" as if it were the most natural thing in the world, while Zhang was momentarily stunned once again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then it occurred to him. ’If I don’t get this thing sent away, every bit of hair I grow will just be shaved right off. Even the healthiest hair can’t survive that kind of treatment.’\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this thought, he nodded. He also grew a little bolder—after all, the ghost was frozen solid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He even turned around, intending to glare at the ghost, but then he caught sight of something sparse and wispy on its scalp that looked strangely familiar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>’Isn’t that my hair?’\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang looked as if he’d been struck by lightning—fried to a crisp, inside and out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So it shaved off my hair... and then stuck it onto its own head?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Nian felt an urge to laugh but had to maintain a calm facade. \"Mhm, that’s right.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bullet comments, however, had already exploded with laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I’m dying! What is this moronic plot?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I’m cracking up so hard under my covers. My mom had to come save me, but then I showed her the stream and now she’s dying of laughter too.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I generally don’t laugh. Unless I absolutely can’t hold it in.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[No wonder it arranged the hair so neatly! I was wondering about that earlier, but now I get it. It’s easier to paste on when it’s all tidy!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Nice. This ghost really understands the art of grafting.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[HAHAHAHAHA...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang was dumbfounded. After so many days of terror and fear, during which he’d nearly convinced himself he had a terminal illness and was about to die...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>...he never imagined this would be the actual reason for it all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang felt truly and utterly wronged.\u003C\u002Fp>",827,"2026-06-10T06:12:37.023Z",1,"novelbin.me","09e626832b04763ea253d408e5a3617573e4591551536b966410df1d3bb2ef50","master-your-wife-has-become-a-super-star-through-chapter-27","master-your-wife-has-become-a-super-star-through-chapter-25",335,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fmaster-your-wife-has-become-a-super-star-through-cover.jpg"]