Chapter 142: Trash Talk
Morning.
Excellent sleep quality allowed Tang Song to open his eyes early.
The morning light outside the window spilled in through the brown curtains, and the room was still dim.
The quilt was full of moving fragrance.
Sweet citrus scent mixed with faint floral scent, like the breath of a summer afternoon.
Tang Song took a deep breath, and his whole person instantly woke up.
In front of him, Wen Ruan was lying on her side, back to him, sleeping soundly.
He exerted a little force with his fingers and felt it.
Soft, cottony, and full of vitality.
He had to say, Wen Ruan was truly gifted!
After sizing up her mature and charming face for a while in the faint morning light.
Tang Song leaned forward and kissed her lightly.
His body moved, and immediately after, a numb, sore, and swollen feeling gradually came from his left arm.
Wen Ruan's weight wasn't light, and she had pressed on him all night; that feeling was really sour and refreshing.
Tang Song hurriedly moved his position and carefully pulled his left arm out.
He didn't continue to make small moves.
She had also slept very late yesterday, and she was currently on her period, so it was better to let her sleep a bit more.
Next was the highlight of last night.
Leaning against the head of the bed, he opened the system interface, entered the warehouse, and checked the reward details.
【Male God's Kidney Treasure Tablet】: After use, it can significantly optimize kidney organs, allowing you to possess healthy and powerful kidney function. Effectively improve physical function, improve physical performance, and optimize explosive power, endurance, and attack power. (Agility +2, Constitution +2, Endurance +6, Charm +1)
【Note 1: If a man wants his kidneys to be good, he must drink Kidney Treasure】
【Note 2: As a qualified male god, your kidneys are calling out at all times—it is recommended to continue strengthening!】
Good guy! I'm directly a good guy!
Tang Song couldn't help but gasp!
It was worthy of being a reward exploded under the bonus of 【Lucky buff】!
This should be the most awesome system prop he had ever encountered for improving his body.
All three basic attributes were improved, and endurance increased by a terrifying 6 points.
The 【Lung Strengthening Potion】 obtained by completing the weight loss task only had Constitution +2 and Endurance +1.
But this was also normal; after all, for physical fitness, the kidneys were extremely important.
As for why there was 【Charm +1】, those who understood, understood.
Powerful performance was an important part of male charm.
For example, he last night, under the bombardment of the big sister's magic and truth, only persisted for a while, which was a bit of a loss of points.
Now with the system prop, he could definitely give her a little shock.
Taking a deep breath, his powerful lung function quickly calmed him down.
He selected 【Male God's Kidney Treasure Tablet】 and used it immediately.
Immediately after, a pill appeared on his tongue, which was slightly bitter.
Tang Song picked up the disposable water cup on the bedside, took a big sip, and swallowed the pill.
In an instant, a warm current rose from his stomach, and his breathing seemed to carry thick fire.
It was mid-May morning, plus it had just rained last night, and the temperature was only about 12 degrees.
Tang Song, however, felt his whole body burning, as if he had endless energy, eager to move.
Looking at Wen Ruan sleeping beside him, he couldn't bear to disturb her.
He simply got out of bed, put on his clothes, came to the gym on the second floor, and began to train frantically.
Before, even with the help of 【Magical Protein Powder】, it was difficult for him to persist for long at once, and he often needed to rest for a while in the middle.
At this moment, he seemed to have endless strength.
His muscles were tense, and sweat kept seeping out of his pores.
Seated chest press, butterfly machine, lat pulldown...
"Ding! 【Badge - Lucky Me】 has expired."
A female colleague who was used to getting up early happened to pass by.
Hearing the violent panting, her gaze subconsciously swept across the fitness area.
It's him! Wen Ruan's boyfriend!
Thinking of the elite handsome guy who walked out of the rain yesterday, the female colleague bit her lip and walked closer to that side.
Then, she saw Tang Song doing pull-ups.
His collar was open, and his sleeves were rolled up.
He just went up and down like that, without any pause.
On his skin soaked with sweat, the texture of muscles flickered.
His whole body was full of male hormones.
The female colleague covered her mouth, and her whole person instantly became numb.
He's so amazing! Too strong!
She took a photo and shared it in a small group.
Pass it on!
Wen Ruan's unsatisfied boyfriend is frantically consuming physical energy early in the morning!
Not long after, several girls who got the news sneaked over, looking at the direction of the fitness area with flushed faces.
Elite handsome guys with money and looks were naturally attractive, but if you added such powerful physical energy, it was simply a kill!
After a beautiful dream, Wen Ruan opened her misty eyes.
Originally a bit dazed, she seemed to suddenly think of something, and her face instantly turned red.
Last night...
It was the first time she touched the real thing, and she didn't expect it to feel like this.
Sure enough, playing magic with boys and soloing by herself were two completely different things.
Thinking of that scene, Wen Ruan bit her lower lip hard and turned over gently.
The bed was empty, and there was no sign of him, and his clothes were gone.
"Tang Song! Are you in the bathroom?"
No reply, Wen Ruan raised her eyebrows slightly.
Little brother, you're quite something!
Big sister accompanied you all night, and you ran out without even saying hello?
She picked up her phone and looked.
8:10.
Just as she was about to call Tang Song, she saw several group messages @ her.
Wen Ruan was stunned and clicked to look, her mouth instantly opening wide.
Good guy, am I that unattractive!?
Early in the morning, not knowing how to hug me and be intimate, running over to mess around with fitness equipment, and even provoking so many little fox spirits!
She opened the front camera and looked; her skin wasn't bad, and there was no edema.
She lifted the quilt and looked; big breasts, thin waist, long legs.
It shouldn't be!
It couldn't be that he got tired of me after just one night, right!?
After "humming" twice, Wen Ruan draped his suit jacket over her and opened the door.
Returned to Room 311.
Simply washed up, smoothed her hairstyle, applied some concealer and lip balm, changed back into her clothes, and walked toward the gym on the second floor.
Just as she approached, she saw several female colleagues leaning by the window, eating snacks.
They were looking at the equipment area with fiery eyes.
Wen Ruan pursed her lips, walked directly to their side, and smiled. "Looking at a handsome guy? So excited, let's go together."
"The weather is really good today, haha."
"Let's go, let's go eat."
"Let's go, let's go, I want to eat spicy soup with egg bags."
Watching the female colleagues disappear, Wen Ruan's gaze turned to Tang Song, who was focused on fitness.
"Ding! Congratulations to the player, the branch task 【Fitness in Progress】 has been completed."
"You have obtained 【Fitness Gift Pack *1】."
With a "thump" sound.
Tang Song stood up from the equipment and let out a long breath, the burning feeling on his body gradually fading.
The medicinal power of 【Male God's Kidney Treasure Tablet】 should have been absorbed almost completely.
Although he had frantically output for an hour just now, his body didn't show any signs of exhaustion.
Noticing the watching gaze, Tang Song turned around and saw the familiar figure.
Sports pants, loose T-shirt, hair gathered and clipped behind her head.
Her hands were crossed over her chest, leaning against the window in the hallway.
She just stood there quietly looking at him; for some reason, there was a sense of charm that remained in her style.
Tang Song licked his lips, walked quickly to her, hugged her waist, lowered his head and kissed her, sucking on her sweet lips and tongue, experiencing the warmth of the big sister.
Wen Ruan pushed him twice with "woo woo" sounds, but finally surrendered.
Damn it, why is his mouth so fresh! It makes people unable to refuse at all!
After kissing for more than ten seconds, Tang Song raised his head and whispered, "Sister Wen Ruan, let's go back to the room first; I have something to tell you."
Now, his kidney function was terrifyingly strong, and he hoped to let the big sister open her eyes.
Wen Ruan looked at his fiery eyes and immediately understood his little thoughts, shaking her head and smiling. "What are you thinking? You've already missed a good opportunity; I've already come out of the room."
Tang Song pursed his lips and said gently, "I was a bit impulsive this morning, and I couldn't bear to disturb sister's sleep, so I ran out."
Through the intimate contact last night, he had figured out Wen Ruan's weakness and knew how to make her heart soften.
Sure enough, hearing his words, Wen Ruan's lips moved, and she didn't speak again.
Tang Song raised the corners of his mouth and took her hand upstairs.
"Bang!" The door was closed and locked hard.
Tang Song took off his shirt directly, supported her peach buttocks with both hands, and hugged her up.
Wen Ruan exclaimed and hurriedly grabbed his shoulders.
Immediately after, her body was thrown onto the bed.
"Ouch!" Wen Ruan exclaimed, unable to handle the little wolf dog's offensive.
Tang Song pressed her plump body under him, had a good time with his hands, and said urgently, "Sister Wen Ruan, teach me how to cast magic, okay?"
Wen Ruan pursed her lips and smiled half-heartedly. "3 minutes, you only persisted for 3 minutes last night. To be honest, I'm very disappointed in you; I don't even want to take you as an apprentice, nor do I want to guide you in magic."
"That's because it was my first time; actually, I have high talent."
Wen Ruan's gaze was full of provocation. "Hmph hmph, you can lie to sister, but don't lie to yourself.
I guess your catchphrase in the future will definitely be 'I'm not in a good state today,' 'Work is too tiring, tomorrow,' 'Drank too much, dizzy, can't get up,' 'Wait for me another 10 minutes, I can definitely do it.'"
Tang Song felt that his self-esteem had been greatly insulted, and his hand holding the basketball exerted a little force.
Wen Ruan let out a low cry and said angrily, "I'm not into the alphabet circle!"
"Sorry." Tang Song let go of his hand awkwardly, forgetting that 【Male God's Kidney Treasure Tablet】 still had medicinal effects, and he didn't control his strength.
"Hurry up, the colleagues will all be up in a while!"
"Do you want me to take a shower first? After all, I just finished fitness."
Wen Ruan licked her lips, her heart beating violently.
It was dark last night, so it felt okay.
Now this was the first time she had witnessed it with her own eyes; why was she so nervous?
However, on the surface, she still showed the appearance of an old driver and said indifferently, "I don't really mind; you can go wash if you want."
"That's good." Rustling sounds rang out.
Soon, Wen Ruan stood up, leaned forward, pretended to be calm, stretched out her hand, and began to cast a spell.
"Hiss~, don't move your hands!"
"Too much, little brother!"
As time passed, the expression on Wen Ruan's face gradually became dull.
How long has it been, why isn't it over yet?
That is, she often works out, and her arm strength and endurance are enough; if it were someone else, they wouldn't be able to hold on.
Damn it! It wasn't like this last night! Could it be that he really doesn't have that much interest in me? It shouldn't be!
Wen Ruan bit her teeth hard, her spell-casting movements didn't stop, and her body tilted.
Leaning into his ear, she whispered in a gentle and lingering big-sister tone: "********"
Tang Song, who had never heard trash talk, exclaimed and was defeated by the great archmage again.
Facts have proved that spraying trash talk while playing ball is very useful; it can quickly anger the opponent, make him lose patience, and throw the ball at will. ===== CHAPTER 143 =====
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