Chapter 629
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Hu Xiaotian said: "Prince, take off your pants so I can have a look."
Xue Shengjing's chubby face flushed red; although he was shameless enough, his noble status still made him care about his dignity. Hu Xiaotian's words were too blunt, making him extremely embarrassed.
Hu Xiaotian said: "Prince, if you don't cooperate, I can't do anything."
Xue Shengjing said: "Fine, I also know that you physicians emphasize observation, listening, questioning, and palpation."
Hu Xiaotian cursed inwardly, "Damn your mother's head, you think you're born with a gold bar? Just smelling it is enough; even looking at it once makes me nauseous. Piss me off, and I'll finish you off."
Xue Shengjing felt he had never been this embarrassed in his life; he fidgeted and took off his pants. His small eyes were so ashamed they closed, and he suddenly realized he still had some sense of shame.
Hu Xiaotian said: "Take off your undershorts too!"
Xue Shengjing lifted his robe, took off his undershorts; Hu Xiaotian glanced once and thought, "This thing is obviously not proportional to his build."
Xue Shengjing finally overcame his shame, opened his eyes and said: "It's really itchy here."
Hu Xiaotian said: "It's too long; can you pull it up?"
Xue Shengjing nodded.
"This just means wash it often and pay attention to personal hygiene."
Xue Shengjing said: "No, there's a growth inside."
Hu Xiaotian glanced, understood: "Ah, a little cauliflower—looks like Prince Yan has contracted sharp genital warts. Serves him right, serves him right, for his promiscuity." Hu Xiaotian said: "Prince, please pull up your pants."
Prince Yan Xue Shengjing then pulled up his pants. Accompanying him, he asked carefully: "Sir Hu, can my condition be cured?"
Hu Xiaotian deliberately didn't answer him, went to his seat and sat down, brows furrowed, looking deep in thought.
Xue Shengjing approached cautiously, not daring to disturb his thoughts. After a while, Hu Xiaotian said: "There is a way, but Your Highness must first answer a few of my questions."
Prince Yan Xue Shengjing nodded repeatedly: "Sir Hu, please ask."
"How long has Your Highness had this condition?"
Prince Yan Xue Shengjing said: "About a month."
Hu Xiaotian said: "Prince, forgive my frankness, this condition was passed to you by someone else; think carefully—have you recently visited any pleasure establishments? Engaged in any licentious activities?"
Xue Shengjing's old face flushed red: "I have, actually; when I went out before, I visited a few brothels. Just for fun—if I had known I'd catch this filthy disease, I wouldn't have dared at all."
Hu Xiaotian said: "After you returned, have you done that sort of thing with other women?"
Xue Shengjing shook his head: "I already fell ill on the way back; after reaching Yongdu, I had no mood for that sort of thing. I really regret it—at first it was as small as a millet grain, then it grew to the size of a rice grain, and now it's as big as a peanut."
Hu Xiaotian said: "If left unattended, it might sprout two heads in a few days, or even grow as large as a fist."
Xue Shengjing was frightened pale by him; he reached out and grabbed Hu Xiaotian's arm: "Sir Hu, this time you must help me; if you cure my hidden ailment, ask for anything—I'll give it."
Hu Xiaotian looked at his hands and said: "Please, Prince, release your hand; this disease is contagious."
Xue Shengjing was extremely embarrassed and had to retract his hand.
Hu Xiaotian said: "In this world, every benefit comes with a drawback; seeking only momentary pleasure leaves endless hidden dangers."
Xue Shengjing said: "Sir Hu, I too now regret it; if this disease can be cured, I will surely adopt a vegetarian diet, chant Buddha, and cultivate my mind and nature."
Hu Xiaotian said: "Wanting to cure it is neither hard nor easy; saying it's simple isn't simple either."
Xue Shengjing said: "I'm all ears."
Hu Xiaotian said: "During this period, Your Highness probably cannot get near women."
Xue Shengjing nodded repeatedly: "As long as it can cure my illness, not only this period, even if I abstain from women for life, what's the harm?"
Hu Xiaotian heard his firm words, yet didn't believe him at all, and couldn't help mocking: "Since the Prince has made up his mind, there's a simple, feasible method—cut it off with a knife, guaranteeing a clean finish, and thereafter there will be no more trouble."
Xue Shengjing sucked in a cold breath, then saw Hu Xiaotian's mouth curl into a smile, realizing this guy was just teasing him; he coughed embarrassedly: "I'm not intending to become a eunuch."
Hu Xiaotian said: "What's wrong with eunuchs? Aren't eunuchs still people?"
Xue Shengjing suddenly recalled that this guy was a eunuch by origin; unintentionally his remark offended him again. Since he needed his help, he could only accompany it with a smile: "Sir Hu, don't take offense; I also don't mean to look down on eunuchs, but I've been a man for thirty‑eight years—now to switch roles would likely be impossible to adapt."
Hu Xiaotian said: "Prince, actually you've always had a problem here—poor development, foreskin too long."
Xue Shengjing, having his shortcoming pointed out to his face, naturally felt his dignity suffer; he smiled embarrassedly: "Indeed, it's different from many people's."
Hu Xiaotian said: "So, you've never truly experienced the benefits of being a man, yet you've contracted this ailment; the treatment is to excise that newly grown little cauliflower at the root, and also trim your overly long foreskin, making it clean, fresh, and handsome."
Xue Shengjing listened with a face full of expectation, clasped his hands and said: "Please, Sir Hu, treat me immediately."
Hu Xiaotian sighed and shook his head. Even the slightest expression now would make Xue Shengjing's heart jump; Xue Shengjing whispered: "What? Is there something else?"
Hu Xiaotian said: "It's a pity that Master Liu isn't here; with his help, I could definitely achieve twice the result with half the effort."
Xue Shengjing understood in his heart that Hu Xiaotian was setting a condition; he said hypocritically: "Sir Hu, rest assured; I will immediately mobilize the manor up and down to find Master Liu's whereabouts, and will certainly help you bring him back."
Hu Xiaotian said: "Can you find him back before sunset today? Otherwise I'll surely have another sleepless night."
Xue Shengjing silently cursed: "Hu Xiaotian, Hu Xiaotian, you think the Liu Changsheng matter is my doing." He sighed: "My greatest worry is my illness; Sir Hu, are you confident you can cure it?"
Hu Xiaotian said: "Prince, if you don't trust my methods, you can certainly choose someone more capable."
People are often base; others flatter him obsequiously, but when it comes to treating his illness, he shows no courtesy. Now the positions have reversed—Hu Xiaotian acts arrogant as if he were 2.58 million, while Xue Shengjing increasingly finds him unfathomably profound; even if Liu Changsheng were willing to treat him, he wouldn't believe it, in his view Hu Xiaotian's medical skill surpasses Liu Changsheng's, ever since Hu Xiaotian cured the Empress Dowager's inverted eyelashes. Xue Shengjing's attitude toward Hu Xiaotian has shifted from initial doubt to wholehearted conviction.
Xue Shengjing said: "As long as you cure my hidden ailment, I will surely find Liu Changsheng and send him safely to the Medical Union." This statement amounts to laying his cards on the table—Liu Changsheng is in my hands; you may see him if you wish, but you must first cure my illness.
Hu Xiaotian said: "Prince, you misunderstand. Although I and Liu Changsheng are somewhat friends, we're not relatives; I don't really care about his life or death. Prince, you find him. Those grateful to you are also from the Shennong Society—I'm not in a hurry."
Xue Shengjing said: "Sir Hu, please don't misunderstand. I will arrange people to search; I expect there will be a result before sunset."
Hu Xiaotian's mood greatly improved; Xue Shengjing really knows how to read the times, having grasped his leverage. Old me might as well press you further. Hu Xiaotian said: "Prince, the course of your illness is too long; to eradicate it completely, you must not act rashly—you need to first strengthen the fundamentals and nurture the origin, then wait for the condition to stabilize before performing surgical excision."
Hu Xiaotian spoke solemnly; Xue Shengjing also thought it reasonable, and nodded: "Sir Hu, whatever you say, I will do."
Hu Xiaotian said: "I'll first get you some medicine; Prince, take it when you return."
Xue Shengjing said: "Thank you, Sir Hu."
Hu Xiaotian rose as if to fetch medicine, but suddenly remembered something, patted his forehead and said: "Look at my memory—I left the entire medicine chest in the Qixin Palace."
Xue Shengjing said: "I'll accompany Sir Hu to get it."
Hu Xiaotian said: "Wouldn't that trouble the Prince to make a trip?"
Xue Shengjing said: "It's fine!" For his own affairs, not to mention making one trip, even a hundred trips he would be willing.
Hu Xiaotian summoned Zhan Peng and Zhao Chongwu, privately instructing them: "When we later arrive at Rising Sovereign Palace, even if there's nothing to do, we must find something to do; as soon as I give you a look, you rush forward and attack."
Zhao Chongwu stared for a moment, obviously not understanding Hu Xiaotian's meaning: "Hit? He's a Prince!"
Hu Xiaotian cursed: "Idiot, of course we're going to beat those people at the relay station."
Zhan Peng understood that Hu Xiaotian was trying to take advantage of the situation to drag Prince Yan into trouble; he couldn't help but secretly laugh, this kid really knows how to cause trouble; I don't know what he and Prince Yan were whispering about in the small pavilion.
Hu Xiaotian also instructed Gao Yuan to have him throw away the stool that Prince Yan had sat on and the utensils he had used, fearing contamination is one thing, mainly because he feels disgusted; this Xue Shengjing is really a filthy piece of work.
A group of people headed toward Rising Sovereign Palace; Prince Yan Xue Shengjing knew that Hu Xiaotian's group had been expelled from Rising Sovereign Palace, but he didn't realize how bad their relationship with Rising Sovereign Palace had become. Upon arriving near Rising Sovereign Palace, Hu Xiaotian reined in his horse and said to Xue Shengjing: "Prince, please wait here; we'll go over, we don't want to cause too much of a commotion, and we don't want them to know about my relationship with the Prince."
Xue Shengjing nodded; he also didn't want too many people to know about his relationship with Hu Xiaotian, smiling: "Sir Hu, go ahead; I, the Prince, will wait here."
Watching Hu Xiaotian and his two companions gallop off toward Rising Sovereign Palace, Xue Shengjing's small eyes shot out a piercing cold light.
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