Chapter 753: 【Invincible Diamond Set】(Part 1)

Xue Shengjing couldn't help but stare, then suddenly understood. The 'our nephew' Hu Xiaotian meant was Xue Daoming. This kid sure knows how to take advantage— a prestigious seventh prince of Da Yong actually has to call him an elder. But speaking of it, the instigator of this matter is still Xue Shengjing; if Xue Shengjing hadn't become sworn brothers with him, he wouldn't have such high seniority. Xue Shengjing really felt both amused and exasperated, but Hu Xiaotian wasn't wrong— given their relationship, Xue Daoming really should call Hu Xiaotian 'uncle'.

Xue Shengjing said: "Little Tian brother, I've had the stitches out for several days now, and lately I feel the wound has completely healed— can I……" Discussing such a private matter is indeed embarrassing; although Xue Shengjing's face is already thick enough to be wind- and rain-proof, his status and position are what they are, and Hu Xiaotian knows all about his disgraceful affairs.

Hu Xiaotian immediately knew what this guy wanted. Once the scar healed, forgetting the pain, any normal man would certainly have such needs—in fact, Xue Shengjing's condition is now fully capable of resuming a normal life in that regard. Hu Xiaotian said: "Of course you can, big brother— just go ahead and use it with confidence."

Xue Shengjing bit his lip, thinking this guy was too blunt— he should have been more tactful. His old face flushed with embarrassment, he coughed and said: "Don't blame me, brother, I tried it once last night."

Hu Xiaotian said: "You've already tried it— why ask?" He grinned and asked: "Big brother, how does it feel?"

Xue Shengjing looked around, then lowered his voice: "I feel much more sensitive than before."

Hu Xiaotian thought, "Nonsense— I cut off your foreskin; not being sensitive would be weird."

Xue Shengjing added: "But…… but……"

"Big brother, don't beat around the bush— just say what's on your mind."

Xue Shengjing said: "It's just…… just that the duration doesn't compare to how it used to be."

Hu Xiaotian asked: "How long?"

Xue Shengjing's old face turned bright red, a bit ashamed to speak.

Hu Xiaotian said: "One two three four five, or one two three?"

Xue Shengjing's big fat face turned as red as a monkey's butt— this kid's too blunt. How could I, the prince, bring myself to say it? Gritting his teeth, he muttered: "One two three……" After saying that, Xue Shengjing wished he could find a crack in the ground to hide in.

Hu Xiaotian felt great inside— numb Xue Shengjing, you dog, you kept putting me off about borrowing the Black Ice Clam, then you gave me some bottle of whatever 'Hundred Herbs Rejuvenation Pill' to fool me, and now you're coming to me for help again? Hu Xiaotian said: "It's normal. You're much stronger than me, brother."

Xue Shengjing's small eyes widened as he glared, mentally cursing Hu Xiaotian's ancestors eighteen generations over, and thinking, "Who am I being compared to? You're just a eunuch."

Hu Xiaotian said: "A full-fed man doesn't know the hunger of the starving— brother, I haven't even had one."

Xue Shengjing sighed seemingly sympathetically, but in his heart he thought, "You have nothing at all." Anyway, the words are out, no need to fear embarrassment. He lowered his voice: "Brother, could my becoming like this be because of the surgery?"

Hu Xiaotian's face instantly showed displeasure— seems you, Xue Shengjing, are coming to settle scores with me? What do you mean? Are you going to sue me for malpractice?

Seeing Hu Xiaotian unhappy, Xue Shengjing hurriedly said: "Brother, don't misunderstand— I have no other intention, I'm just saying I've suddenly become sensitive."

Hu Xiaotian secretly sighed, "It's easy being a doctor in this era. Even a prince is so easy to talk to; if it were the past, I might really have a patient suing me." Thinking back on his medical career, he's encountered all sorts of odd characters, and excessive rights‑protection medical disputes are everywhere.

Hu Xiaotian said: "Being sensitive is a good thing. Let me say something disrespectful— big brother, you never truly experienced what real pleasure feels like. Although the surgery shortened your duration, that kind of ecstasy is something you probably never felt before."

Xue Shengjing didn't deny it, nodding: "It's ecstatic, but unfortunately the time is too short— I haven't even felt anything before it ends abruptly. A man needs to last a bit longer."

Hu Xiaotian's face darkened again: "Big brother, are you mocking me?"

Xue Shengjing said: "No, no, I absolutely don't mean to mock you."

Hu Xiaotian laughed: "Just joking with you— actually I've long had no interest in sexual matters at all. Even if you mock me, I wouldn't feel embarrassed."

Xue Shengjing said: "Heaven and earth, Conscience, I'm your big brother— how could I possibly mock you?"

Hu Xiaotian said: "Let me tell you a secret— actually I find men more pleasing to the eye than women." As he said this, he threw a flirtatious glance at Xue Shengjing, who felt a chill run from his tailbone up his spine to his neck, really giving him the creeps. "Damn, this guy won't have a thing for men, will he? Is he checking out the prince?"

Hu Xiaotian patted Xue Shengjing's shoulder; Xue Shengjing got goosebumps all over, and his shoulder twitched for no reason.

Hu Xiaotian said: "Big brother, this isn't a problem— you're just returning to normal, and fixing it is easy."

Prince Yan, hearing this, couldn't help but sigh with relief from the bottom of his heart, beaming: "I hope brother can resolve this trouble for me; once it's settled, I will surely reward you handsomely."

Hu Xiaotian said: "Wait a minute!" This guy turned and walked into the room.

Prince Yan waited in the courtyard, his heart full of curiosity, wondering how he would help solve this problem.

Not long after, Hu Xiaotian came out of the room holding a small packet; he pulled one out and waved it in front of Prince Yan.

Prince Yan stared intently— it was a white, semi‑translucent sheath‑like object; he didn't know what it was and exclaimed in astonishment: "What is this?"

Hu Xiaotian said: "This item is the Invincible Diamond Set I commissioned a skilled craftsman to make at great expense!"

Hearing that flashy name, Prince Yan immediately realized this might be a treasure: "What is the Invincible Diamond Set?"

Hu Xiaotian laughed: "Big brother, take a look!" This thing— a condom made from fish swim bladder— he pulled with both hands, stretching it over a foot long, then he puffed a big breath into the opening, inflating it into a balloon.

Xue Shengjing said: "This is……"

Hu Xiaotian said: "Big brother, before your next intercourse, put this on yourself— it can be big or small, long or short. Wearing it not only prolongs your time, it also prevents various hidden ailments, and most importantly, it can prevent pregnancy!"

Hearing Hu Xiaotian's description, Xue Shengjing's eyes blazed— truly a fine thing! He reached out to grab it.

Hu Xiaotian pulled his hand back: "Big brother, this is a rare treasure in the world; I barely managed to have a craftsman make a few pieces. I originally intended to present them as a gift to the Emperor to cheer him up, and also to earn myself an official post for myself." The Emperor he referred to was the Emperor of Dakang, not that of Da Yong.

Xue Shengjing, worldly as he is, couldn't fail to hear that this guy was trying to extort him; he smiled and said: "Brother, as your elder brother, I certainly won't shortchange you."

Hu Xiaotian solemnly said: "Big brother, I'm not trying to extort you; I just want you to help me with a small favor. No matter how precious these things are, they can't compare to our brotherly bond."

Xue Shengjing silently cursed, "Your words sound better than your song— in the end you still want me to do your bidding." He didn't dare answer right away, and instead asked lowly: "Brother, tell me what you need me to do."

Hu Xiaotian said: "I heard Huo Shengnan is now imprisoned by the Ministry of Justice. Huo Shengnan once helped me, and I'm about to leave Yongdu in a few days. Before I go, I want to visit her— after all we're friends, and if I ignore her plight, I'd seem lacking in righteousness."

Xue Shengjing had thought it would be something difficult, but hearing this he nodded: "This is easy to handle— if you want to go, I'll take you to see her right now."

Hu Xiaotian laughed: "That's certainly the best." After saying that he added: "And there's one more thing…" Actually he had only this one request for Xue Shengjing's help, but seeing how readily Xue Shengjing agreed, he felt his condition was too easy, so he regretted a bit and, thickening his skin, added another condition.

Xue Shengjing felt vexed inside— if he'd known, he shouldn't have agreed so readily; he should have made things difficult for you, so you wouldn't keep pushing for more.

Hu Xiaotian said: "Big brother should know— my parents are still convicted criminals. I originally wanted to bring these Invincible Diamond Sets back to present to the Emperor, so that if he's pleased I could ask him to pardon my Hu clan's past crimes and free my parents. But since you need them, I can only give them to you first." His gaze, however, was fixed on the Jade Pixiu hanging from Xue Shengjing's waist.

Xue Shengjing saw the look in his eyes and understood— this guy was eyeing his Jade Pixiu. As for this jade pendant, it's a priceless treasure. He inwardly sighed, "Today I've been swindled by this guy." Rather than wait for Hu Xiaotian to ask for it, he'd better give it up himself. So he took off the Jade Pixiu and handed it to Hu Xiaotian: "This jade pendant is yours— take it to present to your Emperor; maybe it will win his favor."

Hu Xiaotian beamed: "How could I feel embarrassed?" While speaking politely, his hands were busy— he handed the packet of fish swim bladder to Xue Shengjing, and straightaway slipped the Jade Pixiu onto himself.

Xue Shengjing opened the packet of fish swim bladder, counted them— there were twelve Invincible Diamond Sets in total.

Hu Xiaotian said: "Big brother, use the Invincible Diamond Set sparingly— wash and dry it after use, and it can be reused. This amount should last you a year."

Xue Shengjing thought it over and felt he was losing out, not knowing how effective it would be, yet he'd been swindled out of a treasure. He said: "This Jade Pixiu is no ordinary object— it can forecast the weather. Before rain, white specks appear inside the pixiu; after the rain clears, it becomes crystal clear and lustrous." (To be continued…^~^)