Chapter 276: Lively morning, hey! Young man, you look great!
Luode directly tied up Er Zhuzi, showing no courtesy whatsoever; tying up this world's Er Zhuzi should still be able to breed a pair of Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan.
As for the Rinnegan, it's not needed—Luode has plenty of those, and he even possesses the source of the Rinnegan, the Ten-Tails!
After dealing with Er Zhuzi, Luode casually eliminated the White Zetsu lurking here, and, believing in seeing a good deed through to the end, he found this world's Obito Uchiha.
Obito Uchiha's Kamui Sharingan—his own pair had been exhausted, but fortunately this pair could be retrieved.
The terrain of the two ninja worlds is quite similar, and Luode knows exactly where Obito Uchiha's secret base is.
"Who are you? Why are you showing up here?"
Obito Uchiha frowned, looking at the guy who had suddenly appeared in his base; the guy's manner of appearance seemed like some kind of space‑time ninjutsu too! "Hmph! I damn well can't be bothered to explain myself to you, you pervert!"
Luode waved his hand, first sealing off all space, then in the same way using dark‑energy magic he subdued Obito Uchiha and plucked out his Kamui Sharingan.
The existence of the Uchiha clan—no matter which Luode—elicits no fondness whatsoever; they're a bunch of lunatics, plus psychological deviants.
After killing him, Luode also gathered up all of the hundreds of three‑tomoe Sharingan that Obito Uchiha had collected.
Now I have plenty of Uchiha Sharingan, but I only have one Kamui Sharingan, and a Sharingan needs both eyes to unleash its full power.
Obito Uchiha's Kamui Sharingan is still very effective—it can be considered a top‑tier life‑saving skill, and Luode intends to equip each of his women with one.
So Kakashi needs to contribute again.
"I have to make another trip to Konoha, but before that, Black Zetsu—will you come out on your own, or shall I summon you?" Luode said with a smile.
"How did you find me? Who the hell are you? Why do you have the Rinnegan? Aside from the Uchiha squad, others have also gotten the Rinnegan, and this guy's power is utterly unfathomable!"
Even in this world Obito isn't exactly weak, yet he was taken down in a single move.
"You've got too many questions; if you're so eager to see your mother, then go keep her company!" Luode chuckled and waved his hand at Black Zetsu.
"What the hell are you trying to do?"
"Didn't I say? I'm sending you to see the mother you've been longing for; you should thank me for my great kindness, otherwise I'll use your mother as bait again." Luode snorted coldly.
A powerful spatial barrier instantly enveloped Black Zetsu, then sucked him completely inside, giving him no chance to escape.
He was straightaway sent to the place where Kaguya Otsutsuki is sealed; Luode's spatial ability is now that powerful, that unrestrained.
After consuming the complete Chakra Fruit, Kaguya and I are no longer on the same level of existence.
In this world, the five alternate dimensions of Princess Kaguya Otsutsuki, as well as the Primordial Space, were also directly absorbed by Luode into his personal space.
He expanded his personal space to half the size of Earth, making it even sturdier.
Speaking of which, I've brought tremendous benefits to this world! I've taken care of the most dangerous Uchiha clan, so the future Fourth Shinobi World War probably won't even happen.
After finishing with Obito Uchiha's base, Luode left directly and returned to Konoha Ninja Village.
By now the time had reached midday, and the sky over Konoha had already brightened.
He'd dealt with the Otsutsuki style, taken care of that evil spirit's soul from the Land of Ghosts, handled Obito Uchiha and Sasuke Uchiha, but the whole thing had taken only one night.
At this moment in an attic, a boy and a girl were locked in an embrace, snoring loudly; their clothes were in utter disarray, tossed on the floor, making last night's battle look extremely fierce.
"Naruto! Your buddy's still sleeping in? Hurry up, we have to go to Turtle Island in the Land of Lightning, uh!" Captain Yamato widened his eyes in disbelief at the scene inside.
"What the hell! These two brats aren't... they really are just young people! But these two guys actually..."
"Geez, they didn't even close the window—Yamato sighed helplessly, shut the window, then jumped down; how am I supposed to call Naruto in this situation?"
"Last night I made it perfectly clear to that brat: we were to go to the Land of Lightning together and carry out the Fifth Hokage's special mission, which basically means protecting Naruto Uzumaki and the Eight‑Tails."
"Who could have predicted this? These two little troublemakers, damn it, completely disregarding their senior's feelings—you guys at least should have shut the window!"
"But I never expected this—Sakura kept saying she liked Sasuke, yet she ended up getting together with Naruto."
At this point Yamato was also somewhat helpless, only able to lean on the nearby utility pole and wait for the two inside to wake up naturally.
After an hour, Yamato's forehead veins bulged; after two hours, it was already noon.
"Yamato, what's going on? The Hokage sent me to ask why you haven't brought Naruto over yet." Kakashi approached Yamato, frowned, and asked. "Cough cough, Senior Kakashi! How should I put this? I just need a little more time—I think it'll be done soon." Yamato scratched his head, giving a sheepish grin.
"Damn it! Having to wipe your asses for you, you two little bastards better remember this."
"What's going on? Why aren't you waking Naruto up?"
"Ah hahaha! Naruto's still asleep; I feel like we're about to head out on a long trip, so maybe let him sleep a bit longer." Yamato said.
"Hmm! What exactly is going on?" Kakashi's eyes narrowed as he stared at Yamato and asked.
A bean‑sized bead of sweat trickled down Yamato's forehead; he really didn't know how to explain, "Damn, I can tell you those two teenagers went wild last night and are still not awake?"
"In this situation, how am I supposed to go wake someone up? Damn it!" "Forget it, I'll go wake Naruto."
"Cough cough, Senior Kakashi, I think we should let them sleep a bit longer! How about I treat you to a bowl of ramen? After ramen, they should be awake." Yamato said.
"You just said 'them'? Naruto and who?" Kakashi frowned.
However, a noise came from the room upstairs—a shrill scream that shattered the midday calm.
"Ah! Ah! Naruto you bastard!"
"Ah! Sakura! You, you how are you here?"
"Bastard! Go die!"
"Wait! At least let me grab a pair of underwear, ah!"
With a boom! Naruto Uzumaki only managed to snag a pair of boxers and pull them on before being blasted out the window.
He landed dust‑covered and grimy in front of Kakashi and Yamato, legs sticking straight up, eyes still spinning.
"." Kakashi.
"." Yamato.
At this moment black lines were sprouting above both their heads! Kakashi had already realized what had happened, and he also recognized whose scream that had just been.
"You really are something, Naruto!"
"But nice work! Naruto, you little shit, you finally pulled it off."
"Geez, Kakashi-sensei, Captain Yamato, why are you guys here?" Naruto, his head still a bit dizzy, asked.
"Well, youth is great, but sometimes you gotta watch the time—it's already noon." Kakashi gave a light cough twice and said.
Honestly, I still thought you'd stay single forever like me, the teacher! I never expected you to be so decisive and straightforward in making a move on Xiao Ying.
"Wait a minute, things aren't what you think. I, I and Xiao Ying just... we were attacked by the enemy. Damn it, that bastard Luode must have done this." Xuanxue Mingren said, gritting his teeth.
Although the other party helped him fulfill his long-held dream, this way of realizing it made him feel a bit creepy! Good heavens! How am I supposed to face Xiao Ying? At this moment, Chunye Ying in the room also had a clueless look, her clothes all torn to shreds. Last night, she and Mingren, just how excited were they?
That indescribable pleasant feeling still remains; Chunye Ying touched her flushed face.
There's no choice; for now I can only wear Mingren's clothes. Chunye Ying sighed helplessly and began looking through Mingren's wardrobe for suitable clothing.
Kakaxi gave Mingren a thumbs up, then pressed his head down and whispered in his ear.
"Well done, Mingren! This time I, the teacher, firmly stand on your side. Don't worry, you just need to coax the angry Xiao Ying. I'll tell you the tricks from 'Paradise of Affection'."
A bead of cold sweat trickled down Xuanxue Mingren's forehead. That kind of thing is completely unreliable! And why does Teacher Kakaxi have such a gloating expression? "Yo! Boy, looks like you're awake, you look fine! How was it, was last night really intense? No need to thank me." A spatial fluctuation occurred, and Luode appeared before the few people, smiling as he spoke.
Dahe and Kakaxi beside them suddenly became nervous. This is a space-time ninjutsu; who is this guy?
What exactly happened last night?
"You bastard! Why did you suddenly act against me and Xiao Ying, doing something so excessive? I trusted you so much." Xuanxue Mingren said.
But I have to admit, last night was really awesome! That feeling of pleasure all over my body, damn it! Now is not the time to think about this. (End of chapter)
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