Chapter 335
Some resurrection videos uploaded on social media have been thoroughly cleared by Iron Man, and these so-called resurrection videos have also been uploaded to streaming platforms. However, in just a few tens of minutes, not many people have watched them.
Therefore, many people scoff at these resurrection claims, because to ordinary people they seem utterly impossible, even absurd news, since a few such absurd news stories appear every year.
This time, the Avengers mobilized fully, even adding Thor and the Blue Dragon Miss, but facing Ultron they suffered a crushing defeat, and everyone was exploited by Ultron.
This left the Avengers feeling very demoralized, but they did not suffer a blow as huge as in the original story, because Luode arrived last to save the day, basically minimizing the Avengers' deployment losses.
Even Luode and the Blue Dragon Miss were regarded as new members of the Avengers.
I never expected that after acting once with the Avengers, I and the Blue Dragon Miss would be mistaken by some members of the public as being part of the Avengers.
"If you two want to join, I would be very welcome, even if you don't often operate on Earth." Captain America said.
"I also think you two can join the Avengers."
Thor is an external member of the Avengers; he normally doesn't operate much on Earth, but still retains the Avengers' name, so that the public will trust the Avengers more.
Their joining can also deter some evil forces.
"Never mind, I and Lord Luode will leave this planet soon." Blue Dragon Miss bluntly refused the suggestion from Captain America and others.
At least I am a member of the Blue Dragon Legion; accepting a demigod's commission is fine, but if it were someone else inviting me to join some force, that would not be acceptable.
"Guys, I have some personal matters to attend to today, so I won't get involved in investigating Ultron." Thor sighed and said.
He has been on Earth for several days, and even appeared once in public view, so he now must go see a certain woman, and her call has already come through.
"What's wrong, Thor? Do you need me to accompany you to check it out?" Blue Dragon Miss keenly sensed something.
"Just going to see an old friend, don't worry, I'll be back tonight." Thor said, picked up his hammer, and walked out of the Avengers base.
Tai Li Gou Sa narrowed her eyes keenly, she caught a hint of an imperceptible scent; Thor has known him for half a year already.
During this period, no matter what, the two were inseparable, but Thor was now going out alone for the first time to do something; after coming to Diqiu and going out alone, Miss Lanlong had already figured something out! "Cough cough! Let's continue investigating the Ultron matter!"
Good idea!
Several members of the Avengers laughed awkwardly, naturally guessing what Thor was up to—meeting his lover, Miss Jian.
However, Thor seemed to be hitting it off fiercely with Miss Lanlong! If they met, who knows what sparks would fly?
Luode also chuckled, then went outside the Avengers base and saw Thor standing dazedly on the top floor.
"Hey! Thor, you look like you've got something on your mind—why don't you tell me about it?" Luode said.
"Buddy! How should I put it? I, I have something very tangled; I don't know how to tell her, and I don't know if Miss Jian agrees to go to Azeroth with me, then how would I face Teliegosa?" Thor sighed.
His romance with Miss Jian was like a storm, coming suddenly and intensely hot.
And with Miss Lanlong, it was more like a normal, slow-burning romance; in the new world of Azeroth, they cultivated some different feelings during their journey, and after she came to Asgard, she was even more favored by his parents.
If Miss Jian is unwilling to go to Azeroth with him, Thor would simply get together with Miss Lanlong.
But if she is willing to leave for love, things become complicated, and he doesn't know how to handle the situation with the two women.
"So you want to ask my opinion on this, right?"
"That's right, Luode—you and I are both long-lived beings, and Miss Lanlong is the same, but Miss Jian's lifespan is only a few short decades."
"She's not even close to a hundred; she'll be forty in just two years!" Thor said, somewhat helplessly.
Actually, the biggest obstacle blocking them is their lifespan issue.
That's right—if nothing unexpected happens, Miss Jian can at most accompany Thor for a few decades before growing old and dying.
Even after ten years together, the gap will become apparent: Thor will still be a golden-haired handsome guy, while Miss Jian in her forties will be incredibly aged.
"Do you think I should give up? Luode, give up on Miss Jian." Thor said.
If Luode could give him an answer, this time Thor decided to directly tell Miss Jian that they were breaking up.
"No no! Actually I have a better idea—it just depends on whether you dare." Luode said, a mysterious smile curling at the corner of his mouth.
"???? Do you have a better plan?" Thor asked, a bit surprised.
"Please! Thor, lifespan has never been a problem; I also have ordinary human partners, but my ability can let them easily live for thousands of years." Luode said.
Thor's eyes lit up at that—indeed, I had almost forgotten Luode's existence; he possesses immense life force, so raising a human's lifespan is no problem for him.
"So you'll help me, Luode?"
"Of course I'll help you—after all, we're good friends. As long as that girl is willing to leave with you, I'll take care of the lifespan issue." Luode said, patting his chest.
"Well, if that's the case, what about Miss Lanlong Teliegosa? I, I really like her, and my parents also like her."
"Why make it a multiple‑choice question? Thor, I also have many women, and we get along just fine, don't we?" Luode said, a mysterious smile touching his lips.
"Come on! Thor, let me teach you, hehe!" "Uh! I—please, Luode, you mean I should have both?" Thor stared wide‑eyed, asking in disbelief.
This, this, he really hadn't thought about it.
"As the saying goes, 'When in Rome, do as the Romans do,' but Earth's law stipulates that you can only have one wife, right?"
"I seem to recall that a few countries on Earth don't have this law, for example Saudi Arabia."
"And in the future, once you live in Azeroth, Azeroth doesn't have this law either." Luode said.
"This, this, Miss Jian probably won't agree! And moreover, Miss Lanlong probably won't either."
"You haven't even asked them, so how do you know they won't agree? Teliegosa, what's your answer?" Luode turned his head toward the rear, not realizing when Miss Lanlong had already come up behind the two. "If Thor is willing, I can also agree." Miss Teliegosa said.
"Just kidding—the Red Dragon Queen has dozens of consorts, the Green Dragon Queen is similar, her father even has dozens of dragon consorts; what would she have trouble accepting this? The dragon race really isn't particular about this; as long as they're happy, that's fine."
"Think about it—someday you could have one in each arm, or I've heard that Sif of the Hall of Valor's Four Warriors also has feelings for you; how about that? Very tempting, right?" Luode said, giving a lecherous grin as he looked at Thor.
"It's as if he were saying, 'Come on! Thor, let me open the door to a new world for you.'"
"Cough cough! I—I." Thor began to cough.
But one must admit, this proposal is incredibly tempting!
"So why not first ask her—if she doesn't agree, couldn't you two just break up amicably?" Luode said.
"Hehe! Unless I help Thor modify his memory, given the temperament of Earth women—especially American women—they would never accept this."
If Thor dares to say that, his relationship with Miss Jian is over.
If he spoke normally, Miss Jian might actually agree to go to Azeroth with Thor, so he needs to come up with some tricks.
Make sure Thor breaks up with his girlfriend.
You're something, buddy! Hahaha! I want to hold both of them and sleep together.
"Hahaha!" The two men pat each other's shoulders, revealing a knowing smile.
After receiving Luode's encouragement, Thor immediately swung his hammer and headed toward the direction he had agreed upon with Jane.
"Lord Luode! I feel this is a bit unreliable; I think the women here shouldn't accept this result." Taili Gousa said.
"I don't expect the women of Earth to accept this! Moreover, I don't plan to waste life energy to extend an ordinary Earth woman's lifespan by thousands of years." Luode looked at Miss Blue Dragon meaningfully and said.
"Oh! Lord Luode means, you don't want that woman named Jane to go to Azeroth? So the great demigod is helping himself?"
"Hehe! Of course."
After all, this is something Odin entrusted to me.
Meanwhile, in a coffee shop in New York City, Dr. Jane finally met her longed-for lover, Thor.
Then the two chatted happily in the coffee shop; Thor also suggested bringing Jane to the world of Azeroth; after hesitating a moment, Jane decided to temporarily consider it, letting Thor give her some time.
Finally Thor gathered his courage and then spoke the words Luode taught him.
"Jane, what do you think? We three can live together! I, uh!" Thor hadn't finished speaking.
Furious Dr. Jane picked up the coffee on the table, then splashed it on Thor's face, then fiercely slapped him.
"Fuck! Thor! Go die! We're over."
"Bastard! How could you say that? Dating the legendary Thor, I'm really stupid."
". " Thor.
What's going on? Why is it different from what Luode said?
"Wait, Jane! In another world, this kind of thing is quite common; even Taili Gousa's father has dozens of wives."
"Moreover, Luode promised to help you extend your lifespan." Thor shouted out of the coffee shop.
Jane directly turned around and then raised a middle finger at Thor.
Luode, hiding in the dark, let out a strange laugh!
No problem, Thor, you have to call me the Breakup Master.
Over the next few days things were relatively calm; during this time Ultron kept hiding, kidnapped Dr. Zhao Helen and her team, and then used a regeneration cradle to create his own special body.
The combination of Titan god-iron and vibranium made Ultron's body very perfect; its bones were forged from deep-blue Titan god-iron, possessing great divine power and hardness.
Meanwhile, on the forehead, Ultron also placed a Mind Gem, further enhancing this body's combat power.
As long as this body is successfully created, Ultron is confident it can deal with all members of the Avengers except the person named Luode.
At this point the body had been completely created; Ultron eagerly plugged in the connector and began the consciousness transfer.
"I feel he's dreaming!" Scarlet Witch slowly walked forward, began to probe this body's thoughts; at this time Ultron had already uploaded half of his consciousness.
Scarlet Witch keenly felt something: it was an apocalyptic disaster, a massive meteorite falling from the sky and striking Earth.
"You! How could you do this?!"
"What do you mean 'how could I do this'? What are you talking about?" Scarlet Witch asked in disbelief.
Originally Ultron told them it was just to deal with the Avengers, just to get revenge on Tony Stark, but now this madman actually wants to destroy all humanity!
"No no no, you misunderstood; I'm just doing something God did; you should have read the Bible? In the Old Testament God threw a stone at Earth!" Ultron tried to explain.
But these siblings probably wouldn't listen; even Scarlet Witch secretly cast a spell, lifting Dr. Zhao Helen's control.
Then they made him shut down Ultron's consciousness connector.
"Oh! Partners, doing this is not good." Ultron said somewhat speechlessly.
Just as the two sides were about to clash, suddenly the space scene began to shift; Scarlet Witch, Ultron Quicksilver, Ultron, and the body he created were all directly pulled by Luode into his private space.
"Not easy! Ultron, I've waited so many days, you finally finished." Luode said with a smile; finally it was time to reap the fruits of victory. (End of chapter)
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