Chapter 160
"Letting me join the Big Mom Pirates is impossible; you might as well propose another condition."
142. Earning Hundreds of Billions from Big Mom! The Super Potion, King of Biceps!
"Hahaha! Linlin, stop daydreaming. How could my son-in-law ever be given to you?"
Kaido held his spiked club and chuckled.
"Besides, among your children, none can compare to my daughter!"
Big Mom's face looked very ugly.
Kaido was right; among her dozens of children, none could match Yamato in the aspect of Conqueror's Haki coating.
But this was mainly Big Mom's own fault.
Because Big Mom never taught her children to cultivate, unlike Teacher Kaido, who occasionally used his spiked club to give his subordinates a lesson.
Especially Yamato; ever since Yamato began worshipping Kozuki Oden, Teacher Kaido hadn't spared the use of his spiked club to educate Yamato.
Luo Xing even suspected.
In the original story, the reason Yamato possessed such immense strength might have been caused by Teacher Kaido's spiked club, much like how his Three-Body Staff Sect taught Wang Lufei Conqueror's Haki coating and Fruit Awakening.
Mocked by Kaido, Big Mom couldn't save face and said angrily:
"Among my daughters, there is one your daughter can never compare to!"
"Because she is a Three-Eyed Tribe member; once her third eye awakens, she can read the Poneglyphs!"
"By then, the position of Pirate King will be mine!"
In Big Mom's cadre, a brown-haired girl innocently blinked her three eyes.
She was Big Mom's thirty-fifth daughter, Charlotte Brûlée, who was originally intended to marry into the Germa family.
Big Mom immediately thought of marrying her to Luo Xing instead.
"Hmph, so what if she can read the Poneglyphs? Even without that, I can still become the Pirate King!"
This pair of enemies, Kaido and Big Mom, hadn't spoken two sentences before starting to argue again.
Luo Xing coughed once, interrupting them:
"Since we have formed the Jiewei Alliance, we should value harmony."
His wife Yamato had just been coaxed by him, so Luo Xing naturally could not say words like, "If you, Big Mom, insist on marrying your daughter to me, then I am not unable to accept it."
Big Mom's sharp voice said:
"Kaido, you already owe me a huge debt, and now you have destroyed my palace!"
"Since you are unwilling to give me your son-in-law, you must agree to help me realize my dream!"
"Turn everyone in the world into giants!"
Big Mom had two dreams in her life.
One dream was naturally to become the Pirate King.
The other dream, ranked even before becoming the Pirate King, was to make everyone become as huge as her.
Mainly because Big Mom's body size was abnormal since childhood, just like a Giant.
To this day, her height was a full eight meters and eighty centimeters, more than a meter taller than Kaido.
Big Mom naturally did not think she was abnormal; she believed everyone else in the world was abnormal.
To make everyone else normal, she decided to make everyone else become as huge as her.
For this, Big Mom had also cooperated with Doflamingo.
She provided funds to Caesar Clown, the evil scientist under Doflamingo, allowing the latter to conduct giantification experiments on children.
After Luo Xing killed Doflamingo and subdued Caesar Clown, he naturally stopped this inhumane and very boring experiment.
Unexpectedly, Big Mom had not forgotten this matter.
Bringing it up at this moment clearly meant she wanted Luo Xing, the world's number one scientist, to continue researching the giantification experiment for her.
Kaido roared:
"What do you mean turning everyone into giants? Linlin, do you think everyone is a freak like you?"
"Kaido, you bull-ape, who are you calling a freak?"
Big Mom was so angry that smoke billowed from her seven orifices; she grabbed Napoleon again, ready to fight.
At this moment,
Luo Xing's thoughtful voice made Big Mom's action suddenly freeze.
"Turning everyone into giants might actually not be impossible."
Hearing this, Big Mom immediately showed a look of ecstasy on her face and looked at Luo Xing:
"Do you have a way? Whatever you need, I will give it to you!"
"I have indeed thought of a way," Luo Xing smiled. "There is a super potion that can make people become super huge in an instant."
Big Mom was overjoyed.
"What potion, what potion? Bring it here for me to see!"
Luo Xing shook his head: "I cannot produce it for now; I have not yet developed it."
Immediately, a few traces of restraint and difficulty appeared on his face.
"Mainly because the funds required to produce this super potion are too huge..."
Although Big Mom's brain was not very sharp, Luo Xing's hint was so obvious that if she still didn't understand it, she would be a fool.
Big Mom waved her hand and said domineeringly:
"As long as it can really make people grow bigger, no matter how much money, I will give it to you!"
Luo Xing answered without hesitation:
"Whatever you have, I want it all!"
The silly old woman: "No problem!"
Katakuri and the others: "..."
Thus,
Luo Xing so easily squeezed several hundred billion Beli from the Big Mom crew.
On the way back to Wano Country, every member of the Beasts Pirates carried a super huge box on their back.
Big Mom's children's hearts were literally bleeding!
Several hundred billion Beli! Even though their Whole Cake Island was so wealthy, this one blow drained more than half of it!
"Brother Katakuri, won't we starve if we run out of money in the future?"
Charlotte Brûlée said with a tear-streaked face.
Katakuri was utterly speechless at this moment.
That Luo Xing was clearly deliberately scamming Mother, yet Mother actually fell for it!
Katakuri felt very helpless and, after thinking for a moment, said:
"It's not that bad. When we divide up Whitebeard's territory, we can make up for all these losses."
"By the way, Brûlée, eat this Senzu Bean first to heal the wounds on your face."
Charlotte Brûlée hesitantly took the Senzu Bean and said:
"Brother Katakuri, don't you need to heal the wound on your mouth?"
Don't let Katakuri's usual cold and extremely serious appearance fool you; when no one is around, he is a thorough foodie just like Big Mom, especially fond of donuts.
When he was young, Katakuri ate so greedily that his mouth actually split open.
Hearing Brûlée bring up this matter, Katakuri's face showed an embarrassed expression.
Only after checking that no one else was nearby to hear did he finally breathe a sigh of relief in his heart.
Having the Anywhere Door was convenient; the ten-thousand-li distance from Whole Cake Island to Wano Country was covered in an instant.
Looking at the boxes upon boxes of treasure, Kaido smiled so widely his mouth wouldn't close, saying:
"That old hag Linlin is just as stupid as before; all brawn and no brain."
193 Kaido was qualified to say this.
Don't let his own all-brawn appearance fool you; he is not stupid at all.
It's just that Kaido sometimes was too arrogant about his own strength and too lazy to manage certain details, such as letting the remaining retainers of Kozuki Oden go.
And in Luo Xing's eyes,
Father-in-law Kaido and Scorching Calamity Jack were the ones with the best brains in the Beasts Pirates.
Most of the others had brains like that iron fool Jack.
End of Chapter
