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Chapter 1320: Interstellar Grand Stage (44)

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Peter walked out of the door somewhat blankly. He hadn't been in the center universe for long, didn't understand the situation there, and didn't know what the situation in Asgard was, so in his eyes, Loki was still the God of Mischief, maybe a little bit reformed, but not much.

But Peter really had no other way. He must try every method to save the situation in his universe now, so he could only follow Nick's instructions and come to the office.

But there was no one else in this office, only a phone placed in the middle of the table. Peter hesitated and picked up the phone receiver, dialed the number, and then heard a quite steady voice on the other end: "Hello, hello, Asgard Prince's Mansion, who are you looking for?"

"I, I'm looking for Loki."

"His Highness Loki is not here now."

"Oh, that, that's fine."

"Wait, what is your name?"

"Peter Parker." Peter replied instinctively.

"Checked that you are in the phone yellow pages of His Highness the Prince, please wait, we are transferring you to the Royal Affairs Department... beep beep beep beep... Hello, this is the Asgard Royal Affairs Department, the Asgard Royal Family sends you the most sincere greetings, what is the matter?"

"I'm looking for Loki."

"Checked the VIP transfer line, transferring you to private communication equipment..."

"Hello, Peter?... Wait a minute, which Peter are you?"

"I..." Peter was choked. He didn't quite have the concept of multiverse Spider-Man numbering in his head, but he remembered a string of numbers Nick once told him, so he said: "I seem to be... 2765?"

"Oh, I know, you are the Spider-Man who was injured before, right? What's wrong? What's the matter with looking for me?"

Peter heard that the voice on the opposite side was quite young, and the tone was relatively light, which made him breathe a sigh of relief. Talking to peers always made people feel more relaxed. He was really afraid that the person answering the phone would be a demon king voice with an echo.

"It's like this, Director Nick asked me to call you, saying that you have a way for my universe. That, it seems you are quite busy, if it's too troublesome..."

"No, it's fine, I'm quite willing to help, especially willing to help Spider-Man, because I know you are good people who know how to repay kindness. I am very selfish, helping must require a return."

But Peter suddenly sighed and relaxed a lot. He said: "Rest assured, if you need my help in the future, I will definitely try my best to help you."

"Then it's a deal. Tell me, what happened to you?"

Peter took a deep breath, and his hanging heart let go a bit. He sorted out his slightly chaotic thoughts and began to tell Loki what his universe had encountered.

From Loki's response, it could be heard that he listened very carefully, asking a sentence or two from time to time, especially when Peter mentioned that a purple-skinned alien named Thanos got the Infinity Gauntlet.

And for some reason, when discussing this part, Loki's tone always carried a smile.

After listening, Loki coughed twice and said: "Peter, I have to say, you are really a lucky kid, I am going to envy your luck. The things I am doing recently are just related to this. I think I can indeed help you. How about this, you let Nick open a portal to send you over, and we will talk face to face."

"Okay." Peter didn't think much and agreed immediately.

This couldn't be considered him being sick and going to the doctor. In the conversation just now, he found that Loki's thinking was indeed very clear, and the questions were all at the key points. And from his last few questions, he probably really had an idea. Although Peter's thoughts were a bit chaotic, he still had this judgment. He felt that Loki's suggestion could definitely be used.

Not long after, a Spider-Man came over, handed Peter a device for opening a portal, and said: "The coordinates have been set, only one round trip can be made. Don't mind, this is also to protect the safety of the headquarters."

Peter thanked him, and then opened the portal. After walking into the square portal and landing again, Peter found himself in a very bright space.

The floor and walls here were made of metal, and there were light sources everywhere without seeing lights. Outside the rectangular floor-to-ceiling windows on the right were spaceships coming and going. Obviously, this was an alien space station.

Peter looked left and right, feeling a bit novel. Suddenly a familiar voice sounded behind him: "Hey, Peter, you're here? Follow me, the person who can solve your trouble is inside."

Peter turned his head and saw a black-haired young man wearing a cape and holding a magic staff. Peter called out tentatively: "... Loki?"

"That's right, it's me, but here you'd better call me Your Highness. Being close to me is not a good thing, my reputation is not very good." Loki raised his eyebrows somewhat frivolously at Peter, then beckoned to him and said: "Follow me."

Peter was very curious about the person who could solve the trouble in his mouth. He followed Loki through the bright space station passage while asking: "Who are you taking me to see? What does he have to do with the situation in my universe?"

"It has a lot to do with it, but it has nothing to do with it... Come over." Loki stood in front of a door and said.

As Peter walked into the door, Loki's voice sounded again:

"Introduce, Interstellar Safety Committee Standing Committee Member, Ring Star Sector Alliance Communication Technology Safety Senior Consultant—Thanos."

Peter's footsteps stopped, and he looked at the purple-skinned figure in the room stiffly. He couldn't forget that face even in his dreams.

Loki had already passed him, sat down on the sofa in the guest area next to him, and crossed his legs, saying with a smile:

"I already said, I didn't lie to you this time. In this kid's universe, you really made that gauntlet, gathered the stones and snapped your fingers, and killed half of the people on Earth."

"What a glorious achievement! Thanos, you really should write this into your battle history and remember it forever!"

Thanos curled his lips. It could be seen that his mood was not very good. He snorted coldly and said in a low tone: "I am me, there is no otherworldly counterpart, and I don't need a counterpart."

"Don't try to shirk responsibility with this one sentence. The fact is, there really is such an idiot in the multiverse, using the same image, the same name as you."

Loki said this sentence full of smiles, changed his posture and leaned on the armrest of the sofa, shook his head and said: "I guess, he must be laughing loudly outside the Earth now, proud of his foresight and powerful strength!"

"Yes, what a great cosmic overlord, after going through all kinds of hardships and heavy obstacles, finally gathered the stones, built the supreme divine artifact, and only needed a snap of his fingers, half of the life in the universe turned into ashes. What a great feat this is!"

Thanos's face became darker and darker. He looked at Loki and said: "Is the Prince of Asgard so idle? Or is it that the newly built harassment call interception program recently made you run out of tricks, and you can only play with your mouth here?"

"Who is playing with their mouth, we all know." Loki's smile remained unchanged. He snapped his fingers gently, and the phone on the desk behind Thanos rang again. Thanos took a deep breath, turned back and slapped the table, and the phone finally quieted down.

"Loki, you must be clear, in the Sanctum Sanctorum of the Nine Realms, you and that Sorcerer Supreme Strange used magic to create illusions to change IP addresses to attack the Ring Star Sector Alliance communication technology firewall, which violates the Interstellar Communication Safety Law, and is immoral!"

Thanos looked into Loki's eyes and said: "Recently, the Reporting and Complaint Department under the Interstellar Safety Committee received thousands of complaints about the package contract fraud you promoted that didn't match the reality, half of which mentioned that you sent dimension demon gods to collect debts, involving violent collection and other means, seriously violating the Interstellar Public Security Safety Act!"

Loki still sat on the sofa, looking up at Thanos with a smile, but his tone became colder and colder: "It turns out there are more than a thousand fish that slipped through the net who still have the energy to call you after experiencing violent collection? I should really tell Strange, are those demon gods he found all eating dry rice?!"

The two of them were tit-for-tat, neither willing to give in, and Peter, who was standing at the door and ignored, was completely confused.

Of course, his brain allowed him to barely understand that different universes have different Thanos, and his remaining reason also allowed him to accept the fact that not all Thanos in the universe are bad.

After all, before at the Time Authority, he also learned from Nick that not all Spider-Men are good people. Like Scarlet Spider Kaine, this kind of Spider-Man was a villain character for a long time, so it was normal to have a Thanos in a universe who was not a big bad guy.

But the problem was, were the dialogues of these two people reversed?!

How did it seem like Thanos was a policeman and Loki was a criminal???

Although Loki was indeed the God of Mischief, the various behaviors of Loki in Peter's universe could also be called a criminal, but no matter how you looked at it, Thanos should be much worse than him, right? How did it seem like Thanos turned into a cyber policeman, strictly cracking down on telecom fraud???

From the facts, it could be known that Nick and Loki in this universe were on the same side, and Nick just saved himself, letting himself call Loki to ask for a method, so that meant he and Loki were on the same side!

The villain turned out to be me???

Seeing Peter's dull look, Loki shook his head. He patted Peter on the back, brought him to Thanos, and said:

"Come on, kid, tell Thanos about the glorious achievements of Thanos in your universe. I haven't heard the great Thanos collecting Infinity Stones and snapping his fingers all over the universe for three minutes!"

"Loki, don't go too far." Thanos turned and walked back behind the table to sit down, put on a pair of glasses, picked up a document and started reading, looking like he didn't care about things outside the window.

Thanos was indeed worthy of being the gold-medal liar of the previous generation. He was impeccable in acting. His temperament now was much steadier than Loki's, and one could even see a trace of honesty and kindness from his eyebrows, looking just like the kind of alien scholar in movies about aliens who provided technical support to the protagonist.

"Um, I... you..." Peter stammered again. At this time, Thanos also dropped his eyes on him, narrowed his eyes slightly, and asked: "...... Spider-Man?"

Peter covered his mouth with both hands. He didn't want to talk to Thanos, but Thanos naturally turned the page of the document and asked: "Your number is what? I want to check if you have a criminal record. I won't easily believe a Spider-Man who stays with a fraudster all day."

"I, you..." Peter opened his mouth in disbelief. He pointed at himself, then pointed at Thanos, and said like he was stepped on his tail: "Who are you saying is a criminal? How could Spider-Man be a criminal?"

"Your attitude is very abnormal." Thanos looked at Spider-Man from above his glasses and said: "Can I understand it as a guilty conscience?"

"I am not a thief." Peter shouted loudly: "I am Spider-Man! You are, you... I... you..."

Peter was really aggrieved. Clearly, he was a victim in his universe, a righteous hero, and Thanos was a heinous terrorist. How did it turn out that he was the one accepting Thanos's interrogation?

But Peter in the non-Spider-Man state was a typical otaku, and he was not good at arguing with people at all.

His face was flushed, and he only managed to squeeze out one sentence for a long time: "... What you said is all my lines!" ===== CHAPTER 1321 =====

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