Chapter 1628
The Joker is a master at playing with people's hearts. He is especially good at grasping the dark side of others, stimulating the darkness in people's hearts, and then showing it to Batman.
But what if a person has no dark side in their heart?
Now the Joker knows.
The Joker is like a mosquito about to be roasted to death by a light bulb. Spider-Man squats at his door and chatters, conducting more than twenty rounds of ideological and political education every hour, with efficiency comparable to brainwave invasion.
The Joker goes out to work, and Spider-Man follows behind him to observe various illegal, substandard, and dangerous places in Cat Getan City, and then notifies Bruce Wei En to improve them. Spider-Man's moral level combined with Bruce Wei En's work efficiency, Cat Getan's city appearance has taken on a new look these days.
The Joker squats at home and doesn't go out, and Spider-Man starts helping upstairs and downstairs. Today he helps this one fix the door, tomorrow he helps that one change the stove, today he helps this one carry heavy objects, tomorrow he helps that one carry things.
It just so happens that Spider-Man can do everything, is infinitely strong, has a good image and temperament, is sweet-mouthed and popular, is energetic and doesn't need to rest, and is even more helpful than the snail girl. The happiness level of the people in the entire apartment building where the Joker lives has risen sharply, making the autistic Joker look out of place.
But if Spider-Man is let in, for the Joker, it's simply inviting a wolf into the house. Since Spider-Man squeezed in through the crack of the Joker's door, he has forcibly repainted the old-fashioned furniture in this less than twenty-square-meter small apartment, cleaned the textiles comprehensively, re-tiled the kitchen and bathroom, and killed mosquitoes and insects.
The Joker squats in the corner, watching Spider-Man busy in the room until he smokes, only feeling that the most harmful garbage that should be rolled out of this room is himself, so he rolled.
No matter how powerful Batman is, he just installs two pounds of cameras on the people he wants to monitor, but Spider-Man uses the exhaustive method to find people.
Discovering that the Joker slipped away while he was working, Spider-Man directly took a super-decibel loudspeaker and started carpet-style calling for the Joker in Cat Getan. It was really carpet-style. Spider-Man, who had undergone spider mutation, could walk through every street in Cat Getan for 24 hours without eating, drinking, or sleeping, just to dig out the person he wanted to find.
The Joker, hiding in a waste factory workshop near the suburbs, now just wants to slap himself for the dark source potion he prepared at the beginning.
He discovered that the only extreme emotion that could be called extreme in the heart of this new Robin of Batman is probably perseverance.
The good news is that the potion is useful, and the extreme emotion is strengthened. The bad news is that the strengthened perseverance is all used to save the Joker.
Spider-Man and Batman are not quite the same. Batman just fights crime, but Spider-Man really saves people if there are criminals. Not only does he save them, but he also saves them from all aspects, which can be called having grievances to complain about and suffering to tell.
Batman is that any evil will eventually be brought to justice, and Spider-Man is that any injustice will be corrected by him.
And the most terrifying point of Spider-Man's approach for super-criminals is that he has excluded all the bad influences that society might have on you, making your life clean, smooth, and stable. Then you still go out to be anti-social, whose problem is it?
But the Cat Getan that has developed to this step today, most of the super-villains are actually born lunatics infected by some metaphysical factors. Throwing them into Central City would also be anti-social. To put it bluntly, they are pickled and have no cure.
But actually, before this, their criminal actions always had a fig leaf. Living in the dark city, no one cared about them or helped them. Besides Batman's fists, they might not even get a greeting, which easily makes people feel that there is a reason for them to be so bad.
But when Spider-Man's endless sunshine shines on Cat Getan, and the waves fade away, leaving only real gold, and the friendly neighborhood helps and cares for 24 hours, it can be seen that this group of lunatics is purely crazy, and there is no excuse to find.
The Joker knows that he must avoid the edge for a while. On one hand, if Spider-Man sees more darkness in Cat Getan and corrects them all, then this broken city will really have to be saved.
On the other hand, he himself is not interested in guys who only have a white side to human nature. Endless contradictions and struggles are the fun he pursues.
The Joker originally thought that if he squatted in the factory outside the city, Spider-Man couldn't find him in a short time. When the strength of the dark source potion, which can be called a stimulant, passed, this crazy bird should go back to rest.
But he never expected that one crazy bird left, and a group of crazy birds came.
This day, the Joker was sleeping soundly in the corner of the second floor of the abandoned factory with his coat on, when he suddenly heard a commotion coming from downstairs, mixed with several familiar, slightly immature voices, one of which was particularly harsh.
"Quick, quick, quick, move everything in... and this, this heavy machine gun, come over and help unload the cargo. It must be stacked within two hours, and then we have to go back to the city. The next family is still waiting."
"Jason! Jason! Don't just watch, the rocket launcher tube fell and you don't even know to support it... Dick! No, I didn't call you, I called the smaller one, come over quickly, let's lift these two bags of waterproof cloth first..."
When the Joker, who had just woken up, walked to the window frame on the second floor in a daze, he had one thought—he woke up too fast, and saw the Bat-family's Robin moving military supplies down there!
He woke up with a start.
The location of the abandoned factory chosen by the Joker is quite good. It belongs to the downstream of the Cat Getan River, very close to the estuary, and the distance to the Cat Getan River and Cat Getan Harbor is the same. There are no forests or bushes nearby, just flat grass, which is especially suitable for parking large vehicles. The field of vision is open, and it is also very suitable as a defensive stronghold.
But because of this, it's not just him who has set his sights on this place, but also the two sets of Robins who have been busy with Cat Getan's revival cause since they returned some time ago.
As mentioned before, the teenagers' cognition is relatively superficial. After they went to the universe where Schiller is and saw the scene of Cat Getan there, they clearly discovered a difference compared to their own world, which is that their Cat Getan has no gangs.
In their past cognition, gangs were an extremely evil thing, simply synonymous with violence and bloodshed, belonging to the kind of vocabulary that makes one's fists hard just hearing it.
But after staying in the universe where Schiller is for a period of time, their cognition of gangs is more comprehensive. If summarized, it is that because Cat Getan is too backward, the traditional gang model here is even considered a quite advanced system.
Thought, system, and regional status quo must be combined to look at. A certain thought is just right for a certain region, but if taken to another region, it might appear too radical or conservative. Adapting to local conditions is the primary condition for choosing a struggle route.
The biggest inspiration Batman's birds received after going to the Cat Getan in the universe where Schiller is, is that the system suitable for Cat Getan is not the strong mayor system like Metropolis, nor the democratic system that firmly follows the state legislature like Central City.
Yu Getan, nothing can be done without violence.
And in many power systems that rely on violence, the feudal monarchy relies too much on the personal quality of the monarch, and the gap with the current system is too large, so it is not suitable for promotion. More importantly, Batman definitely doesn't want to be an emperor.
Then the kingdom aristocratic republic system, which is also under feudal conditions, is a compromised and acceptable system under existing conditions, which is the system of the twelve gang families that rule Cat Getan in the universe where Schiller is.
The twelve families headed by the Falcone family, which is the royal family, are actually the product of the traditional aristocratic republic system. All their economic benefits and capital come from this city. This city is their property, so they naturally pay more attention to Cat Getan's construction than that group of lunatics who only know how to destroy.
There is a saying that during the period of rapid economic development, all contradictions can be reconciled. To reconcile the irreconcilable darkness of Cat Getan, one must first form a frame, then start the engine, and let this car drive forward at high speed until it reaches the highest speed of the era, so that the darkness that is firmly stuck to the bones and deep in the flesh can be thrown into the wind.
And to reform Cat Getan, hang the reverse gear and step on the accelerator, and retreat all the way back to the gang era, they must have big enough fists.
Of course, the children of the Bat-family are all skilled in various ways. To say they are superheroes is definitely enough, but to say they are fighting for Cat Getan, they lack some range damage. To make up for this damage, they naturally need powerful enough weapons.
The Robins of the main universe are actually a bit troubled. Jason considered stealing weapons from the Batcave, Dick felt they should buy them but didn't know where to buy them. Finally, Jason from Schiller's universe proposed a shocking plan.
They want to buy, and buy at a cheap price, and buy the best quality and largest quantity of weapons at a cheap price. Then there is only one way—to make a fortune from the disaster.
It is well known that the Soviet Union left behind quite a few legacies when it disintegrated, the largest of which is military supplies. And the Russian oligarchs who inherited these assets didn't feel bad about selling their grandfather's fields.
Russia, which tried its best to show favor to the West in order to join the Western economic system, wished it could cut off both hands to show it had no threat. Under the official semi-acquiescence, in the few years when the Soviet Union disintegrated, Russian oligarchs shipped out in large quantities, selling I don't know how many weapons produced by Soviet military factories.
And what ordinary arms dealers sell, they sell; what ordinary arms dealers dare not sell, they also dare to sell. Don't talk about heavy machine guns, rocket launchers, as long as the money is enough, missiles, tanks, and even weapon production lines are enough.
Batman has never been stingy in giving the Bat-family activity funds. Most of the time, the Bat-family doesn't spend much money, because the equipment they need can be produced by the Batcave's production line, and Batman's warehouse must have raw materials.
This led to them basically having a considerable amount of savings. Everyone took out their balance and looked at it. Not only could they buy ordinary heavy military supplies, but they could even buy a big guy.
If the moral bottom line is slightly lowered, and some tricks of deception and sneak attacks are used, they can even get super big guys beyond imagination.
Thus, the Joker, who was lying on the window frame on the second floor, stared at the missile launcher exposed after the waterproof cloth was pulled away, and the missile warhead on the transport vehicle behind that didn't look ordinary, and was completely stunned.
"I'm guilty! I plead guilty!! Hurry up and let Batman throw me into the asylum, hurry up!!!"
Behind the bars of the Cat Getan Police Department's interrogation room, the Joker frantically shook the bars and shouted heartbreakingly: "I want to see Batman, I want to see Batman right now!! Hurry up and let him come over!!!"
"Hurry up and find Batman, it will be too late if you wait any longer!!!"
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