Chapter 2003

Shiler spread his hands and said, "The benefits of this approach are obvious, aren't they? First of all, the experiences of the interstellar pirates are absolutely real. Other people's performances are their lives. There is no better staff than this."

"Secondly, they are also paying the price for their reckless actions. Who told them to rashly fire cannons and destroy the 20,000 drone clusters deployed by humans on the edge of the galaxy? Working to pay off debts is justified."

"And Earth's environment is famously good. We not only let them recuperate in a health sanctuary for a period of time, but even pay them wages. Where can I find such a good thing?"

Shiler waved his hand and said, "You don't have to lie to them, just explain the pros and cons to them."

"Their boss Yondu has clearly sold out the collective interests of the interstellar pirates this time. Can they still mix in the universe as Yondu's subordinates in the future? I'm afraid that once they leave the galaxy, they will be chopped into meat foam."

"Since this is the case, it's better to hide in Earth to avoid the limelight. The environment here is good and people are friendly. They can have wages while recuperating. Maybe when their boss Yondu comes out, he can lead them to change careers collectively."

"If they still don't agree, let them choose between staying on Earth as actors and going to the Andromeda Galaxy to mine."

"I didn't mean that." Carol shook her head and said, "I mean, will this group of interstellar pirates with blood on their hands and notorious reputations really not hurt the tourists in the amusement park? There are quite a few children in the park."

The others looked at each other. Strange, who already knew the mystery of this park, said, "You can rest assured about this. You can understand it as a magical restriction in this park. No one can do any bloody things, especially not hurting children."

This reminded Stark of the encounter on the night of Plants vs. Zombies. Let alone making bloody scenes or hurting children, they couldn't even swear.

I'm afraid that a group of rude pirates went in, and when they came out, they were interstellar civilization models.

Carol was still a bit hesitant, but seeing the others so confident, she believed it a little. So she said, "Fine, but I'll go back a few days late and stay here to watch them, so that Nick doesn't have to call me back again."

The execution power of the 'Four Times Evil' has always been very strong. The meeting was held at night, and the actors arrived the next morning.

There were a lot of things the night before, and the group didn't have time to queue for the last project, so they entered the park early the next morning, planning to play a round before most tourists.

Shiler slept relatively early last night. On the bus to the park, he heard bad news. Bruce shook his head and said to the group in front, "There are no clues in the gallery, and the statue wasn't found."

Immediately following was good news, or rather a useful clue. Bruce continued.

"I think the anomaly might happen at night, so I didn't sleep last night and planned to enter the park to observe the situation. But just around midnight, I saw a meteor streak across the sky, and it seemed to fall within the park."

"Wait, you saw it too?" Steve looked back at Bruce and said, "I seemed to see a ray of light last night too, but I thought it was Thor's lightning."

"Of course not." Loki took a bite of the bread in his hand, swallowed it, and then said, "We were fighting Yondu all night last night. This pirate leader is really difficult to deal with."

And Bucky looked at Steve and said, "You were on the phone with Agent Carter all night again? You have to consider that she is just an ordinary human and doesn't have your vigorous energy. She will be very sleepy at work the next day."

"It doesn't matter, she is on her 'fallen in battle' leave." Steve looked at Nick again: "The seventh time this year."

"Meteor?" Shiler yawned, repeated the word, and then said, "Are you sure it wasn't Tony's new armor crashing into a shuttle again?"

"This is Orlando, where would a shuttle come from?!" Stark immediately wasn't sleepy anymore, raised his voice and retorted, "And my armor has never accidentally crashed into anything. That was just a normal collision intensity test during the experimental period."

The group speculated about the origin of the meteor. The bus drove slowly to the entrance, and the group walked down from the bus, only to find that tourists were surrounding the gate taking photos.

They walked over to take a look and found that the tourists weren't taking photos of the gate, but the pirates who were shopping on the tree-lined avenue at this time.

The Ravager pirate team was just a ragtag group after all. If Yondu didn't have two brushes, they would just be unknown pirate groups. In terms of appearance and behavior, they couldn't be said to be uniform, only strange and weird.

Most of the pirates wore native costumes of Centaurus, because they were originally from there, and many of the habitable planets there were closer to their stars, so most of the pirates' costumes leaned toward desert style, with less fabric.

Most pirates wore wraps similar to linen, purplish-red, deep blue, or dark green vests, plus knee pads and arm guards, stepped on cloth shoes, hung two long swords at their waists, and some would carry laser weapons, with a wide-brimmed hat on their heads, looking quite like Caribbean pirates.

Pirates also like to hang all sorts of decorations on their bodies. The pirates in 'Pirates of the Caribbean' either hang some bone products, or gems and metals. The decorations hung by interstellar pirates are all sorts of things.

The purple-skinned man in red rags walking in front had a fluorescent green slime hanging around his neck, and there were some glowing small spheres inside the slime, looking a bit terrifying.

The one-eyed big guy in a blue vest behind him had two eyeballs hanging on his ears, and the pupils of the eyeballs were all dense sharp teeth, making people's scalps numb.

There was also a female pirate with exceptionally slender limbs. The arm guards wrapped around her arms were living things similar to snakes and vines, constantly twisting on her arms. The fine scales and patterns made people dizzy just looking at them.

"I heard that primitive people hang bones on their bodies to deter the other party." Steve said while pushing open the door, "I guess pirates are the same."

"Too deterrent." Carol evaluated calmly.

As soon as the group walked in, the pirates noticed them. The one in red clothes walking in front walked over immediately, stared at Carol, and asked, "Where exactly did you put our boss? Let him go quickly, you... uh, uh, female!"

Carol rolled her eyes slightly and said, "I am Captain Marvel. You haven't heard of it, that's fine. Your boss is fine. You should be able to see him after staying here for a period of time."

"You group of strange humans." The leading pirate said, "I didn't understand what you said last night about actors, amusement parks, children, etc. at all. But anyway, as long as we stay here, it's fine, right?"

Steve wanted to open his mouth to explain, but Shiler stepped forward first and nodded, saying, "That's right, you can walk around here at will, and you can play with amusement facilities, but remember to queue up properly."

"The translators should all be brought, right? If any humans want to chat with you, remember to turn on the translator. As soon as there is news about Yondu, we will contact you."

The pirates were still a bit confused, but soon Shiler and the others left. Steve said with some worry, "I know they probably don't have the ability to hurt people here, but if they aren't patient enough with tourists, will it be counterproductive?"

"Then let's watch them here and have a cup of coffee by the way."

Shiler led the group to a coffee shop at the corner of the street, and the group sat by the window and began to observe the interaction between the pirates and the tourists.

Because the park hadn't opened yet, tourists were blocked outside. The pirates saw a group of humans shouting there, and walked over curiously.

As soon as they walked over, the humans shouted even more fiercely. Before hearing what they were shouting, the pirates thought their image was too fierce and scared this group of weak humans.

It turned out after walking over that the meaning transmitted by the translator was to let them hurry over and take photos together.

Those people who were shouting were praising their unique hairstyles, some wanted to see their necklaces, some wanted to know what brand of paint they used on their skin, and there was a bunch of messy shouting.

The pirates were all a bit headache-stricken by their noise, but they still walked to the gate and observed this group of small humans.

Pirates are generally much taller than humans. The shortest is 2.4 meters, and that one-eyed big guy is more than 4 meters tall, with arms thicker than the whole human.

Originally thought that after they approached, humans would definitely flee in all directions, but this group of people started climbing the wall.

The staff rushed out from the side, blocked the crowd back, discussed on the walkie-talkie, and decided to open the park early to avoid causing a stampede.

After letting humans in, it was like a beast coming out of a cage, and the area around the pirates was instantly surrounded tightly.

Several pirates started to be restrained, fearing that they would step on children, and those children not only tried their best to drill under their feet, but some even started pulling their pants.

"Oh no, no, let go, let go, you little devil, don't pull my leg hair! My pants!!!"

"What? You want this necklace? This can't be given to you. I bought this at a store in Centaurus at a high price. You ask which store, you can't even go to Centaurus! You're just a cub!"

"My hairstyle? Oh, thank you, your hair is not bad either. No, no, no, don't touch my arm. This isn't dyed with paint. My skin color is the most beautiful in the Mora race."

Soon people started taking photos with the pirates. Although the pirates were from Centaurus, they were well-informed when traveling in the interstellar space. They had seen all kinds of recording equipment. When they found humans taking out cameras, they knew they wanted to take photos together, so they started posing.

What surprised the pirates even more was that these humans started stuffing their currency into their pockets.

Disney staff don't accept tips, but today is early opening. In the eyes of tourists, the actors playing these pirates are occupying their rest time to take photos with them, and they can accept tips when they are not working, so they are quite generous.

The pirates' instinct for gathering wealth instantly broke out, and their smiles became a bit more sincere.

At this time, other Disney staff walked into the crowd, hung strings of badges on the pirates' arms, and made a 50-50 gesture to them.

The pirates immediately understood the rules of this game and instantly fired at full power, throwing themselves into their acting careers with great enthusiasm.

And besides Shiler and his group who were observing their performance in the coffee shop, there were a few moving black shadows behind the houses at the end of the street, and voices came vaguely.

"Big trouble, we are afraid we have crashed on a black star. There are smugglers and interstellar pirates everywhere, but the good news is that the First Order hasn't noticed here yet."

The first time they opened their mouths, Shiler had already noticed their existence.

Then he discovered that it was the classic combination of two men and one woman, but obviously not the savior and his little partners, but Finn, Rey, and the old ranger Solo from Star Wars.