Chapter 2837: Lego Minifigure Battle! (Part 2)

In fact, Lego minifigures are really suitable for making expressions because the cylinder is too smooth, so every expression will be written directly on the face. The Prime Universe Batman was now in a state of total shock.

He wasn't that he hadn't seen the figure kicked away by Deadpool just now, but you're telling me that this green cabbage head with a big mouth in front of me is Joker?

The Prime Universe Batman had to look down at the sea.

Well, if the black eggplant with a short stature on the water surface now was himself, then this one opposite was Joker, which wasn't something hard to accept.

The Prime Universe Batman had to take out his batarang. Although he didn't know how to throw such a big batarang, he tried his best to set up a posture and made a look of great deterrence.

Tim held his gun with both hands but was slightly hesitant. At this time, Schiller, who was still soaking in the sea, spoke: "Use lethal weapons, Tim. You can't kill Lego minifigures. At most, you can scatter their parts, and they can be put back together later."

"Are you sure?"

"I'm a doctor. Trust me."

Bang bang bang bang bang bang!

Tim fired six shots directly, and Joker was knocked into the sea instantly. The Prime Universe Batman couldn't help but look sideways at him and said, "Even as a Lego, you're too violent."

Schiller finally climbed up from the water. He sighed and said, "Our luck isn't very good, actually running into..."

"I say, did you guys forget something?" Deadpool floated over holding a float board and said, "What was in the warehouse of this plane?"

BOOM!!!!!!

Barbara looked at the mushroom cloud on the sea in shock. She stammered to the other end of the phone, "That, Batman, are you okay? How come there's... on the sea..."

Batman wiped the water off his face and said, "I'm afraid I've discovered a shocking conspiracy. Someone cloned me, Barbara. Help me retrieve the recent city surveillance footage. We'll meet at the Cat Getan Police Station."

It was dark, and everyone was washed ashore. After going ashore, Schiller jumped twice on the spot, shook the water off his body, and said, "One piece of bad news, one piece of good news."

Deadpool struggled to fish his sword back, let out a long breath, and said, "What kind of hellish universe is this?"

"We are Legos, we won't drown," Schiller said to himself. This was clearly the good news he mentioned, but soon he announced a piece of bad news, which was, "But we will get water inside. Who can help me pull my head off and pour the water out of my body?"

"This is not what a doctor should say," Tim said. "You probably have water in your brain."

Batman was the last to climb up. He patted one side of his ear hard, pouring out quite a bit of water. He was carrying someone in his hand, who was exactly the Joker who had choked on water and passed out.

Batman threw Joker to one side and threw something to Schiller. Schiller caught it and took a look. It was a small curved plastic piece, which should be someone's hand.

This was probably not his hand, but anyway, they were all curved small plastic pieces, so there was nothing to dwell on. With a "click," Schiller attached the hand.

"It seems you are not a doctor," the Prime Universe Batman said. "But it doesn't matter that much. I think the purpose of everyone coming here is the same."

"Currently we have two paths," Schiller wanted to stretch out two fingers, then found that he had no fingers at all. He said, "Everything in this world is made of Lego blocks. As long as you dismantle enough Legos, you can take them back as building materials."

"Denied," Tim said. "Considering that the Legos in this universe might be the size of normal Legos in other universes, even if the whole city is dismantled, not many Legos can be obtained."

"Then there is only one method left: find the source of Lego production, let them customize a large number of Legos, and transport them out through the portal at the time of settlement."

"Just like that," the Prime Universe Batman made the final decision. He sighed, turned his head to look at Joker, and said, "I guess he should know where the Lego factory is, but first we have to find a..."

WAOO——WAOO——

Instantly, red and blue lights swept across the beach. Countless police cars drifted and tail-flicked to surround the place. Police officers with pistols jumped out of the cars and aimed at the few people around.

"Cat Getan Police Department, put your hands up, suspicious personnel," red-haired Barbara shouted from behind the officers, "Who is the clone Batman?"

Schiller poked the Prime Universe Batman with his elbow and said, "She said you're a clone. Can you endure this?"

"I think you've got it wrong, Barbara," the Prime Universe Batman walked out unhurriedly and said, "Someone is impersonating me to deceive you. I am the real Batman, and that guy who is spreading rumors is the target you want to arrest."

"Cool," Tim said in a low voice.

"There's even cooler," Schiller also said in a low voice.

Barbara didn't seem to expect him to answer like this, so her expression was obviously stunned. She coughed with her small round hand covering her mouth and said, "You mean you are real, and he is fake?"

"Exactly," Batman's tone was steady. He said, "Barbara, don't you see? Joker treats me as his greatest enemy, which proves that I am the real Batman."

"Uh, to confirm this, I'll ask you a question."

"Ask away," Batman didn't panic at all.

"What pattern of pajamas do you like best?"

"Red velvet stripes."

"Take him down!"

When several people were handcuffed and pushed into the police car, Barbara snorted coldly with her arms crossed and said, "What an old-fashioned aesthetic. My dad doesn't even wear velvet stripes."

"Come on, you're serious." Tim, whose hands were handcuffed behind his back, looked at the Prime Universe Batman and said, "Velvet stripes? You dress like a medieval aristocrat even at home?"

Batman kept a cold face and didn't speak.

Tim was still muttering, "The Bruce I know prefers to wear blue. Of course, he also has red pajamas, but stripes or something are still too exaggerated."

"Shut up, Tim," the Prime Universe Batman just wanted to be quiet for a while.

Tim seemed to have suffered a great injury. He widened his eyes and looked at the Prime Universe Batman sitting next to him and said, "You actually used the word 'shut up'. I'm going to tell Alfred, he will cancel your small cookies for a week."

"I don't eat small cookies," the Prime Universe Batman said. "No one eats that stuff."

Tim was even more shocked, almost turning into a tearful Robin head.

"I don't understand any of this," the Prime Universe Batman sighed and said, "People here don't act according to normal logic."

"I guess the person who cloned you programmed you wrong," the face of another Lego minifigure Batman appeared on the screen at the front of the police car. He used that hoarse and low voice and said, "He will never be able to imitate the essence of Batman, so even if you have the same appearance as me, you will never be able to..."

Suddenly, the phone next to him rang. He went to answer the phone halfway through his sentence. Soon, Batman's voice came from the screen, "What did you say? Joker ran away? Are you serious?!!"

At this time, the Prime Universe Batman sitting in the back seat suddenly saw a bright light shining in the center of the city, and a huge bat symbol appeared over Cat Getan.

"What the hell?" The Prime Universe Batman frowned slightly and said, "Why would the Bat-signal light up? What kind of disaster is worth..."

Bang!

A huge figure smashed to the ground. Finally, someone with a different art style from other Lego minifigures came. The Prime Universe Batman looked carefully, and this look looked like Bane.

Did the madmen in Arkham Asylum break out of prison again?

Tim had already stretched out his hands to pry the car door. The Prime Universe Batman looked at him and said, "You have a lock pick?"

"You're really an old antique. Haven't you played with Legos?" Tim raised the handcuffs and said, "Insert straight, twist reverse, click!"

"Like a spell," the Prime Universe Batman evaluated, but he actually understood what Tim meant. As long as you go against the way Legos are assembled, you can open the Legos. These handcuffs are also made of Legos, so this rule can also be applied.

With a "click," the handcuffs on Batman's hands also opened. At this time, Tim had already pried open the car door and jumped out of the car.

Batman was a step late. The car was blocked by Bane, drifted, and hit the building next to it.

Bang!

Lego fragments were scattered all over the ground. Batman felt his left arm was almost knocked off. Fortunately, he was also a Lego. He smashed it hard with his right hand, and he jumped out from the other car door.

After throwing the driver's right arm, which had been knocked off, back into the car and receiving a word of thanks from the driver, Batman threw the huge batarang out fiercely.

Whoosh—stab!!!!!!

The batarang hit the chemical gas canister behind Bane exactly. After being broken, countless chemical gases erupted. Batman just wanted to activate the filtering device on his mask, only to remember that he was a Lego minifigure and couldn't be poisoned.

Very good, the Prime Universe Batman thought, this world is not without merit. He supported the car roof with his hand and gave a flying kick, kicking Bane down, just in time for Deadpool's sword light to fly past, and Bane's head was shaved off.

Looking at Bane's head, which was still cursing while rolling far away, Batman turned his head and saw another evil smiling face. A poison gas grenade was thrown over.

Batman waved his cape and jumped onto the street lamp pole. He just wanted to jump down and give Scarecrow a kick, when he saw another pitch-black figure jump down in mid-air.

This figure made a standard superhero landing, kneeling on one knee, one hand supporting the ground, and then a grappling hook grabbed onto the balcony of the building opposite. After swinging up, he kicked Scarecrow on the back.

Immediately after, he picked up his scattered poison gas grenades, threw them toward the roof of the opposite building, made a 360-degree turn in the air, landed like a superhero again, retreated a distance, stood up, and waved his cape, "Your days are numbered, criminals!"

The Prime Universe Batman, squatting on the street lamp pole, covered his eyes.

The next second, two big bombs fell where Batman was. With two "bangs," Batman rolled and dodged, but stepped on an even bigger bomb.

"Tick—tick—bang!"

A green-haired figure walked out of the smoke, split a blood-red big mouth, and said, "Batman, you didn't expect it, it's me again. I released all the madmen in Arkham Asylum, I..."

"Hey! You got the wrong direction! I'm over here!" Batman stretched his neck and shouted.

"What?!" Joker looked up at the figure on the street lamp, then turned to look at the figure standing on the road.

"Which one of you is Batman?!"

The Prime Universe Batman's heart moved, and he said, "Joker, I am the real Batman. Others will mistake my identity, but you absolutely won't."

"Don't listen to his nonsense, I am Batman!" The Batman who was covered in dust from the bomb shouted, "That's a cloned impostor!"

Joker's eyeballs turned up, then turned left, and narrowed his eyes fiercely.

"Answer me a question, and I'll be able to tell which one of you is real," Joker said.

"Ask away."

"Who is your best friend?"

"Superman!" both Batmen said in unison.

"Then who is your greatest enemy?"

"Superman!" both Batmen said in unison again.

Joker's expression froze, slowly changing from disbelief to anger and sadness, and tears filled his eye sockets.

"Then you, then who do you hate most?! Who do you hate most?!"

"Batman doesn't hate anyone." Again, in unison.

"Go to hell, you two impostors!!!" ===== CHAPTER 2838 =====