Chapter 3015: Mercury Record (XII)

The next morning, when Clark met Bruce in the cafeteria, he was startled. He looked Bruce up and down and said: "My god, Bruce, I know you and Selina are in the middle of a passionate love, but you two..."

At this time, Diana passed by from the side with a plate. She also looked at Bruce, but perhaps because Bruce is of the opposite sex, she just clicked her tongue and then left.

Clark put his arm around Bruce's shoulder and said: "I understand you, brother. Lois and I are sometimes like this too. A short separation is better than a new marriage, but chatting all night is also a bit... forget it, you Batmen might just be good at staying up late."

Bruce sighed long and said: "It's not because of Selina."

"Then it's yourself?!" Clark was even more shocked and couldn't help but give Bruce a thumbs up. Bruce pressed his hand down and said unhappily: "It's because of Jenna!"

Clark was completely stunned on the spot, but before he could say anything, Bruce said: "Because of Jenna's thesis!"

"Oh, I remember, you said you were very optimistic about that little girl. I also think she is quite clever. What's wrong with her thesis?"

"Her thesis is fine."

"Then what are you anxious about?"

"I'm anxious that she doesn't have a thesis!"

Bruce had no choice but to repeat the content of his conversation with Jenna yesterday to Clark. Clark sighed and said: "You are too serious, Bruce. Jenna is an alien. It's very normal for her not to understand some things on Earth. You must give her some time."

"I don't understand what time is needed for 10 details and a 500-word thesis. I didn't even ask her to find what type of details, nor did I ask her to find them correctly. Even if she made up 10, it would be fine."

"This just proves she is honest." Clark opened his mouth and could make Bruce angry to death. He said: "She is not willing to make things up, but tells you she doesn't know. This is a manifestation of honesty. She kept calling you because she is eager to learn. Even if she can't hand in the thesis this morning, she didn't plan to fool you, which can be considered as respecting the teacher."

Bruce was so angry that smoke came out of his head.

It's really not that he is a "chicken baby" (a parent who pushes their child to excel). As everyone knows, the information content of English is actually quite low. For the same 100 words, many other languages can express more information than English, and to express the same information, most languages can express it shorter than English.

Within the range of a few hundred words, the difficulty is much lower than an 800-word essay in Chinese, but because of the existence of various awkward grammars, in the range of large theses of thousands of words, it is harder than thousands of Chinese characters.

Most ordinary assignments in English teaching are small theses, writing a few hundred words is enough, there are no strict academic requirements, and the completion time of native speakers usually does not exceed one hour. If they intend to fool, there are many people who can finish writing in more than ten minutes.

And American schools don't have so many tricks in leaving homework, don't leave any test papers, practice books, newspapers, generally there are two kinds, group assignments and small theses. These two kinds of assignments are left from middle school to university, and it is basically impossible for anyone not to know how to do them.

Even if Jenna is indeed an alien and hasn't read middle school on Earth, she can speak English, she can even use voice input, just say a few hundred words. If she uses complete written expression grammar, there are not many sentences in English.

But just for these few hundred words, Jenna lingered with him for most of the night. It should be said that young people can really stay up late. It went until 3:30 in the morning, and Bruce fell asleep as soon as he hit the bed.

As a result, the refreshed Jenna walked over like this. She was holding a large plate of food, with half a piece of bread stuffed in her mouth, and said to Bruce in a muffled voice: "Good morning, Professor."

"Do you think I look good?"

"Um, I was a bit nervous writing my first thesis. I guarantee it won't happen next time." Jenna showed him an apologetic smile.

With so many people in the cafeteria watching, Bruce couldn't get angry at her, so he could only sigh and say: "Put the thesis on my table when you enter the classroom. If it's less than 500 words, you're done for!"

But Bruce didn't expect that this thesis placed on his table would be the beginning of his real nightmare.

As soon as the class bell rang, Bruce walked into the classroom on time. He originally intended to look at the lesson plan, but saw the thesis placed on the lesson plan at a glance. Within three seconds, he saw 16 grammatical errors, 6 space line breaks, and all periods used full-width separators.

Bruce almost couldn't catch his breath.

Actually, it can't be said that Bruce has any obsession with teaching and educating people, let alone teacher ethics.

But those who have had the experience of tutoring children's homework should realize that the most annoying thing in this process is not that they don't do homework, but that you don't know whether their certain behaviors are out of instinct or intentional, whether they hate doing homework or hate you.

Distinguishing between these two will exhaust all one's energy, and then make people emotionally collapse and exhausted.

The problem Bruce faced was that he didn't know whether Jenna really didn't know or was doing it on purpose.

After all, she is an alien, and it is indeed possible that she doesn't know how to write a thesis. However, she performed so smartly in other aspects, how did she become like a mentally disabled person as soon as she reached writing a thesis?

Because of this, Bruce couldn't directly take some more radical means to deal with her, because if she really didn't know, let alone whether she would be scared away, he wouldn't be able to pass Superman and Wonder Woman's level.

So Bruce could only endure it for the time being. Anything can wait until after class.

Because he wanted to know if all people who hadn't received ordinary social education didn't know how to write a thesis, Bruce specifically left a 500-word thesis for the two classes, preparing to see how they wrote it.

And Bruce would soon pay the price for his angry and impulsive actions.

After class, Bruce called Jenna over. Before he could say anything, Jenna started howling first.

"Help, Professor Wayne, Professor Prince is simply too terrible. She made us do more than 600 push-ups in 40-degree high temperature. My arms!!!"

Bruce widened his eyes and said: "How many?!"

Jenna drew a number with her feet to show that her arms really couldn't be lifted.

"Is Diana crazy? Do humans do so many?"

"Oh, not really. She said it was formulated according to the physical fitness of different races. Humans only need to do 60."

"That's also quite outrageous."

"Who says it isn't?"

"Wait a minute, I didn't call you here to talk about this." Bruce took out Jenna's thesis, not even bearing to look at it again, and said: "Miss, do you know how many terrible grammars you used in here?"

"How many? Let me see."

Jenna leaned her head over. Bruce circled every place. Jenna listened quite seriously. Bruce asked her to repeat it, and she could repeat it. Bruce was slightly happy.

But he was happy too early.

Grammar and symbols are small problems. Considering Jenna is an alien, it's very normal to have many errors in writing a thesis at the beginning.

Content is the big problem.

Bruce didn't even want these knowledges to approach his brain, but he still pointed to a line of words and said: "You said the traces of the ambulance opening the door can infer the other party's height and weight. You tell me, how did you infer it?"

"Judging from the bloodstains, the right door was opened first, but the position where he finally dismembered the body should be on the left. But he didn't get off from the left, but got off from the right again. This proves that he might have no strength left, so he is a relatively thin and weak person."

Bruce laughed, and said: "Why do you think the position where he finally dismembered the body was on the left?"

"Because of bloodstains?"

"Bloodstains can't be seen."

"Uh, footprints..."

"There are no footprints at all."

"The center of gravity of the car."

"It has nothing to do with automotive engineering."

"Alright, he will finally place his limbs, and it's from bottom to top, which represents a kind of inversion, a technique to express his feelings, and the hand is on the left."

"So you still guessed a conclusion by blind guessing, and then treated the conclusion as an established fact, and then speculated on later things."

"But this is not blind guessing, he just thought so, absolutely."

"There is nothing absolute. Alright, let's talk about this, how does the blood splatter trace on the car roof explain his stay time?"

Jenna was about to say something, but Bruce stopped her and said: "Don't guess, just say your inference process."

"The murderer cut the victim's throat. This is to cut off his throat and tongue, because he had suffered such treatment before, so he chose this method to subdue the other party."

"The murderer deliberately let the arterial blood splatter onto the ceiling. He wanted to create a barrier. To him, it represents: your God will no longer see you, will no longer help you."

"This represents his marking of this independent space, occupying a part of God's world, killing God's believers. This is also a provocation, echoing the last case."

"He will wait, wait for the barrier to take effect. To him, the coagulation of blood is a sign, a transition from life to death, so he will wait until the blood coagulates before taking action."

"However, he hopes to dismember the victim while alive, so he won't wait for him to bleed to death. Therefore, as long as you find the balance between blood coagulation time and human death time, you can confirm how long he stayed in the carriage."

Bruce rubbed his temples and said: "The last two sentences sound approximate to analysis, but the previous conclusions have no evidence at all."

"I already said I couldn't find it."

Jenna's features were all wrinkled together. She said: "Such a simple case, such an obvious emotion, what else is needed for analysis? I can say this, if the murderer of this case appeared in front of me, I would recognize him immediately. He is as obvious as the high beam in the dark night. Why don't you understand?"

"Talk about the second case, how many places did you find?" Bruce said.

"Only one place."

"What is it?"

"The posture of the corpse. The posture of the corpse in the oil drum is like a sleeping baby." Jenna looked into Bruce's eyes and said: "

The murderer used to be an insomnia patient. In most cases, he couldn't sleep peacefully, but he was cured."

"How do you know he was cured?"

"Didn't you fall asleep yesterday?" ===== CHAPTER 3016 =====

"Didn't you fall asleep yesterday?"