Chapter 3461
Everything happened in a flash—
Superman slept too deeply and didn't hear the sound of the door opening. Batman was woken up, but his brain startup speed was a bit slow. By the time Selina's claws approached his eyes, he was already too late to dodge.
Fortunately, Batman's scream woke Superman up. He hurriedly pulled Batman back and instinctively used his arm to block.
With a "crack," Superman's arm even sparked. As soon as he turned his head, he met a pair of extremely angry green eyes.
Batman recognized Selina, he shouted hurriedly: "Hey! Wait! Selina, we aren't bad guys!"
Selina found that she couldn't push Superman away, so she took two steps back. But she clearly didn't intend to let it go, because she had already taken her whip out of her bag.
"Selina!" Batman shouted again, "We are Batman and Superman from another universe!"
Selina held the whip and sneered: "Then you should roll to Batman's room, what are you doing in my room?!"
"This is your room?!" Batman expressed even more surprise than Selina. He said: "We saw that room with the Batman doll and thought that was..."
"That is Bruce's room, damn it!" Selina roared at them, "Are you blind? Didn't you see the poster on the wall is me?!"
Batman actually saw it, but he thought Bruce specially pasted his wife's photo on the wall. Didn't expect it to be Selina herself.
"Sorry, we really didn't know," Superman apologized hurriedly. He said: "We just slept here for a while, I guarantee we didn't mess up any of your things. If you aren't at ease, I guarantee I can clean this place up cleanly."
After speaking, he walked to the corner of the room and blew a breath at the room. All the dust in the room was blown away cleanly.
Selina then put down the whip, looked at Batman with some disgust, and then said: "I don't care where you are from, roll out of my room immediately. Otherwise I will call someone..."
Batman and Superman rolled away nimbly.
After leaving the room, the two breathed a sigh of relief together. Superman couldn't help but ask Batman in a low voice: "Is Selina usually this fierce?"
"Of course not," Batman said, "She is very gentle to me. Although she gets angry occasionally, they are just some small tempers."
Superman showed an unbelieving expression.
They took the elevator and soon arrived at the lobby on the first floor. The moment the elevator door opened, both of their eyes were dazzled.
It was past 8 AM, but the whole hall was as bright as noon. Batman felt somewhat dazed when he walked out, he even felt he had come to heaven. The sunlight was so rich it was about to turn into substance.
Even Superman had to cover his eyes with his hands. He looked at that huge floor-to-ceiling window on one side of the lobby—the glass without sunscreen film couldn't block any ultraviolet rays, and the sunlight shone in directly like this, making everything except the sunlight look a bit dim.
Where did this bring me? Is this still Cat Getan?!
It's not that all of Cat Getan doesn't see the sun. At least the Cat Getan in the universe where Batman is located still has sunny days.
However, Cat Getan is a city located on the east coast of the United States, on the coastline around 41 degrees north latitude. It's not an equatorial city, nor is it in Southern Europe, where did such intense ultraviolet rays come from?
It's not noon either, but 8 AM. The season is late autumn. No matter how you look at it, it shouldn't be this bright, right? Is physics non-existent, or does Cat Getan have a separate sun?
Both of them walked out covering their eyes. Outside the Cat Getan Hotel is the sea. At this moment, the sea and sky meet, and the sky is clear for thousands of miles.
It was still early, but the beach was already crowded with tourists. The lounge chairs and sunshades were full of people: buying coconuts, walking children, tossing and turning to sunbathe. In a trance, Batman thought he had arrived in Hawaii.
Superman walked over while looking at his phone and said: "It really is a tourist attraction. Look at this."
Batman saw that inside Superman's phone was a headline news: "Cat Getan's tourism volume this quarter increased by 205% year-on-year, and the length of stay of tourists has exceeded Metropolis."
Looking at the blue sky, white clouds, clear water, and beach outside again, Batman believed this shouldn't be a fake news.
"What are we here for again?" Batman suddenly turned and asked.
"Isn't it you who said you know the situation here better, we can prepare here... uh, I mean, I don't remember either." The super reporter's brain is still very sharp.
Batman nodded with satisfaction and walked towards the coconut stall.
Half an hour later, the two were lying on lounge chairs, each holding a coconut in their hands. A breeze blew from one side of the beach. Batman looked towards that side and saw the restaurant on the cliff.
"How about we go eat over there at noon?"
"Do you have money?"
"Just put it on the Wei En Group's account."
Superman nodded and said: "Alright. Although I don't know what's the point of eating in a high-altitude restaurant—I didn't see you surprised when I flew in front of your window to eat a sandwich."
The two spent a leisurely morning. Batman went into the sea to swim twice, and then discovered that Cat Getan's beach could actually be snorkeled—many corals that should have grown in tropical waters grew in the offshore waters here. No wonder there were so many tourists, coming to play against the season.
Batman became interested. He wanted to see what else was different about this Cat Getan, so he prepared to rent a fishing boat for sea fishing in the afternoon.
Near noon, the two wrapped themselves in towels and walked towards the cliff restaurant. There were many people eating here, but Batman still managed to book a table by brushing his face.
When he got the menu, Batman didn't look at the price at all. Instead, Superman was taken aback, touched Batman with his elbow weakly and said: "Are you sure you can put it on the Wei En Group's account? This thing is ridiculously expensive."
Batman scanned it casually. Although he saw a string of zeros, he didn't care too much, called the waiter and started ordering.
The sumptuous dishes were served soon. The two chatted while eating, occasionally talking about the Metropolis alien invasion event.
Zod from their universe came to Earth. At that time, the Justice League also joined forces to repel him. Although Zod also caused some damage, under everyone's concerted efforts, the damaged buildings and roads were quickly repaired. The public only treated this as an ordinary alien invasion.
And regarding the identity of Earthlings and Kryptonians, everyone in the Justice League only felt that Superman was miserable—his hometown was destroyed at a young age, and he was thrown to such a distant planet. After finally meeting a kind person and growing up healthily until now, the anti-social elements from his hometown chased him over again, adding a lot of trouble to his life.
Batman especially felt that Superman was unlucky: being troubled by Luthor every day was enough, and after finally meeting a fellow villager, he was shouted at and killed, adding a lot of trouble to his life.
When they talked about this again, Superman said: "Do you know? In Battleworld, I mean, in front of that group of Supermen in Battleworld, I can't even mention your parents' affairs."
"Can't mention?" Batman inserted a piece of fish meat into his mouth, looked at Superman and said, "Why can't you mention it?"
"They said it's very impolite," Superman shrugged and said, "Once I accidentally mentioned it, I didn't know my face could make such a cold expression."
"They didn't hit you with heat vision?"
"Felt like it was coming," Superman said somewhat aggrievedly, "I said 'at least your parents left you a large inheritance,' and they all looked at me disapprovingly. I felt they were about to chase and hit me."
"Then don't chat with them about this," Batman said, "Don't tell me that besides Batman, you Supermen have no other topics."
"Uh..."
"You aren't, are you?"
"Generally speaking... all in all... under normal circumstances... if there are no accidents, we are always talking about Batman."
Batman made a nasal sound, then patted Superman's arm lightly with the back of the hand holding the fork and said: "Don't listen to them, I also think I'm quite lucky. There are so many orphans left by poor people in this world, and at least I can treat my friends to a big meal in a restaurant of this consumption level."
Superman also laughed and said: "That's true. This restaurant tastes really good. I think we can have another lemon fish..."
The two were full. When going to pay the bill, Batman nodded at the waiter and said: "Put it on the Wei En Group's account."
The waiter showed a standard smile and said: "We don't keep accounts here, sir."
Batman said somewhat confusedly: "Don't you know who I am?"
"You are Bruce Wei En, but precisely because of this, we don't keep accounts here."
Looking at Superman who was still sitting at the dining table playing with his phone, Batman gritted his teeth hard.
What the hell is Bruce Wei En of this universe doing?! Eating at a scenic restaurant, and they won't even let him keep an account?!
20 minutes later, Selina, who had just picked up Aisha, brought two dejected dogs out of the cliff restaurant.
She rolled her eyes fiercely, and Aisha covered her mouth and laughed secretly. Superman looked left and right, and whispered in Batman's ear: "You are really lucky. I still prefer you when you have money."
Batman spent a lot of effort to hold back his urge to call Bruce and scold him.
After Selina paid the bill, she left, but Aisha stayed. She looked at Batman and said: "I have a holiday this afternoon. If you accompany me to play, I will pay for you."
Batman walked over and picked her up, pinched her little face, and then said: "I don't need you to pay for me. I just need Bruce Wei En's bank card..."
"Believe me, there is no money in the bank card," Aisha counted with her fingers and said, "Two bank cards were frozen by Thomas, one credit card was frozen by Martha, and there is another secondary card, it seems there is no limit..."
Looking at Aisha's cute little face, Batman held back his urge to scold. He touched Aisha's head again and then said: "Can you tell me why your father is so poor?"
"Wrong, it's not that my father is poor, it's that the entire Wei En Group is very poor. However, my grandfather is very rich," Aisha took a bank card out of her jacket pocket and then said, "My grandfather and grandmother gave it to me. No limit, spend whatever you want."
Looking at Aisha's proud expression, Batman couldn't help but kiss her face and then said: "Alright, Miss Wei En. Give you a chance to pay for us. What do you want to play?"
"Let's go build a sandcastle! My dad and mom don't like to play this, you accompany me to play, how about it?"
"Okay," Batman weighed her and then said, "You are much heavier than Damian at this age, it's time to exercise more."
While Batman wasn't looking at her, Aisha took out her phone and sent a message to Schiller—"Stalled them, Professor."
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