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Chapter 3689

~10 min read 1,983 words

Shiler looked out the window and found that the bushes behind the tulip flower bed were moving, as if something was moving inside. He floated out in the form of gray mist, and just as he was about to step forward to see after landing, accompanied by a loud "Achoo!", a round blue figure bumped directly into his arms.

The blue cannonball hit Shiler's chest, knocking him directly to the ground. When he came back to his senses, he saw two round black eyes and a row of neat and white sharp teeth.

This little cannonball has light blue back skin and a light blue belly, about the size of a medium-sized dog, with a standing shark fin on the upper back, a fish tail behind, and a head that looks like a shark, but there are four legs under the body.

"Jeff???"

"Woof! Woof woof!" The little shark with four legs rubbed Shiler's chin with its head. Shiler stood up from the ground and picked him up too.

He grabbed Jeff's feet and looked, it was indeed the same as the footprints on the kitchen floor. It seems he was the culprit who messed up the kitchen.

Shiler just wanted to criticize him, but thought about it and felt it was wrong. Although Jeff the Shark Dog is a land shark, after all, the head is a shark's head. The most sensitive part of a shark is the nose, there shouldn't be any shark stupid enough to hit the window directly with its nose, that would be very painful. And such a small puppy doesn't look like it could smash such a large window.

"You tell me, did your owner break the glass?" Shiler patted Jeff's head and said, "If so, bark once, if not, bark twice."

Jeff's eyes turned: "Woof! Woof!"

"So it was you?" Shiler held Jeff and walked to the earthen stove outside the house, pretending to throw it into the big pot. Jeff struggled in horror, but because his body was too small, he couldn't struggle at all, so he had to scream: "Woof!!!"

"That's right." Shiler said again, "Were you two too hungry from being chased by Miles that you ran here to steal food?"

Jeff nodded, but shook his head again. He waved his four legs. Shiler put him on the stove counter. He sat down against the wall behind him and began to gesture with his two front paws.

It first gestured a gesture of shooting spider silk, then gestured a gesture of running, followed by an emergency brake action, then pointed to Shiler's kitchen, and then pointed to his own nose, opened his mouth and made a wiping saliva action.

"Oh, I get it. You were chased to this vicinity by Miles, smelled the aroma from my kitchen, so you broke in and stole the roast duck I ate half of?"

Jeff shook his head hard again, made a gesture of counting money, pointed to his eyes with two paws, and pointed to the door.

"You said your owner will come to compensate? But she just ran away without a sound..."

Just as he said this, a figure flipped down from the roof, landed steadily behind Shiler, hugged his arms and said: "Finally shook off that annoying guy! Alright. This... uh, Doctor? Let's talk about compensation."

"You made my kitchen so messy just because you smelled the aroma of roast duck!" Shiler said with heartache, "This is all newly renovated..."

"500,000, how about it?"

"Distinguished guest, please come in."

Soon, the girl in the pink bodysuit and Jeff the little shark dog sat side by side in front of the island, one person and one dog devouring the freshly baked roast duck. Shiler looked at the balance in his mobile phone account while adding ice cubes to their plum juice.

"You are really a weirdo, but the food you make is really delicious." The girl burped and said, "I am indeed called Gwen, burp, and I am a member of the West Coast Avengers. The damn Starlight Portal opened by our team had a problem, causing me to be thrown to New York. I just wanted to find my way home, but I was targeted by that damn spider. I don't know if he has amnesia or what, he actually doesn't know me! This world is really crazy!"

Shiler summarized the information in her words, and then figured out two problems: first, the girl in front of him should not be from this universe; second, she should have been pitted by the portal opened by America Chavez, a member of the West Coast Avengers.

"Alright, Ms. Gwen, can I call you that? If nothing goes wrong, you should have come to another universe. How to say, it's another comic book. Although the people here are the same as the people in your universe, they are just counterparts in different universes, and you didn't appear in this comic book of ours, so those people naturally don't know you."

Gwenpool widened her round eyes, stared at Shiler in disbelief and said: "You know this is a comic book?! You you you you you..."

"Calm down." Shiler smiled and said, "There is more than one traveler in this universe. Besides me, at least two others should have come. Traveling is not a rare thing here, no need to make a fuss."

Shiler recalled Gwenpool's life. In fact, this Gwen has nothing to do with Spider-Man's girlfriend, just the same name. Gwenpool's name is actually Gwen Poole, an ordinary American girl from the "Real Universe".

This so-called real universe is equivalent to the universe where the screenwriter is. In this universe, all superheroes are comic book characters, and their stories are also different comic books. Gwenpool, like Harley Quinn next door, knows that the universe they are in is a comic book.

It's just that Harley is a native, has the ability to break the fourth wall, and Gwenpool is the person behind the wall, just traveled to the comic book world.

Her real name is Gwen Poole, traveled to the brand-new and different main universe after the Marvel reboot. And because the pronunciation of Poole is a bit like Deadpool, the person who customized her uniform heard it wrong, and customized a pink one according to her request, almost exactly the same as Deadpool's uniform. So she became Gwenpool.

Gwenpool is almost invincible in comics. She can modify her settings at will, not only can change abilities, change values, but also can change her origin story at will, sometimes an ordinary person, sometimes a mutant, can be said to be OAA's own daughter. In her comics, OAA even personally went down to pull popularity for her.

However, like other funny characters, various strange accidents always appear in her life, and she can always have intersections with various popular characters by chance. For example, this time, their team's portal had a problem, and threw her to another universe. Just landed and bumped into Spider-Man Miles, was chased for two days and two nights, and when she was dizzy with hunger, she happened to catch up with Shiler making roast duck that was fragrant for ten miles, so she broke into Shiler's kitchen. This can no longer be called a coincidence, if there is no OAA's arrangement behind this, Shiler will write his name upside down.

And her little pet Jeff the Shark Dog is a member of the Pet Avengers, originally a land shark made by MODOK, but because the body is small and cute, it was taken by Gwenpool and became her pet. This guy doesn't have any special abilities, if you have to say there is, it's probably that it can expose its shark fin in all water bodies to scare people.

One person and one dog ate and ate. Gwenpool ate a roast duck by herself, and also ate the breakfast sandwich made by Shiler. Jeff didn't even let go of the bones, crunching and eating all the roast duck scraps, poured half a can of plum sauce, and was shivering with sourness.

"I know Miles's attitude might not be very good, but what he said is true, all superpowered people active in New York need to register. If you really don't want to go, I can let Coulson come over."

"No need." Gwenpool said, "We didn't plan to stay in New York, if it wasn't for that guy chasing us, we might have already rented a car to Los Angeles. I'm going there to find the West Coast Avengers, let them send me home..."

"Sorry, but I'm afraid our universe doesn't have the West Coast Avengers, only the Avengers Youth Reserve Team. If you are in a hurry to go home, I can use the Battleworld portal to send you over. But I advise you not to rush to leave, you didn't come here without a reason."

"What do you mean?" Gwenpool looked very puzzled.

"Since you know that the place we are in is a comic book, then you should also know that comic book characters can only live if they have popularity. You were suddenly sent here, maybe it's because the universe you originally belonged to doesn't have enough popularity, and someone wants you to come here to accumulate popularity."

"I know this." Gwenpool hugged her arms and leaned against the bed and said, "But I just solved MODOK in the original universe, I should be very popular. If I can't attend the celebration party, I will lose a lot of popularity, right?"

"I don't know about this, but I don't think this is an accident." Shiler shrugged and said, "If you insist on leaving, I will send you back. If you want to stay, I will let someone come to register for you. Do whatever you want."

Gwenpool thought for a while and said: "If superheroes are also comic book characters in your universe, then we two might be fellow villagers. It's too impolite to leave like this after finally seeing a fellow villager..."

"Sorry, but I might not be your fellow villager. The so-called real world is not just one, and I don't have the ability to modify settings, not even superpowers, just an ordinary psychologist. However, there is another traveler in this universe, he knows many Eastern spells, you two should be able to talk very well."

Gwenpool's eyes widened, he said: "Really? How is his popularity? Do you think we two can, I mean, can we become a CP?"

"Uh, don't you have a boyfriend?"

"Originally there was one, but that guy... forget it, don't talk about it. I hope I don't see him again in this universe, otherwise I must make him look good!" Gwenpool curled her lips and said, "I think what you said makes sense, maybe this universe can greatly improve my popularity. Can you tell me, which is the most popular superhero in your universe? I'll go find him to play, there must be a lot of shots, and fans will like me more!"

"This... our universe's Captain America is about to have his 100th birthday, all superheroes will be present at his birthday party, he is the absolute focus and star. If you want to show your face, why not prepare a good gift, and make a dish he likes, I guarantee it will make many fans who like him like you too."

"Makes sense." Gwenpool nodded and said, "No time to lose, I'll go choose a gift for him now. By the way, Jeff, please take care of him for a while, I'll be back soon!"

After speaking, she really ran away like a comic book character with her legs spinning. Shiler shook his head and sighed, continuing to clean up the kitchen.

"Hey, Doctor, I'm here to see how your cooking is going. My ratatouille... oh, my God! What happened here?!"

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