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Chapter 3761

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"This is..."

"A gift for you, do you like it?" Shiler sat in front of the desk, one leg on the other, his forearms crossed and supported on his knees, and said, "You should also not have thought that in the case of three Jokers in this universe, it would be me who gave you a surprise first?"

"... Indeed didn't think of it." Batman said slowly, "Is he still alive now?"

"Yes, not only alive but also able to think, just maybe worried that I will kill him again, so he has been pretending to be dead." Shiler patted the Laughing one's head, as if choosing a watermelon, he said, "If I give it to you, what will you use it for?"

"Find a safe to store it."

"Don't do research?"

The main universe Batman made up his mind to pretend to be Bruce Wei En, so he didn't wear Batman equipment, but wore a suit and sat behind the desk. He stretched out an arm and placed it on the desktop, tapping his fingertips on the desktop, seemingly thinking.

"Too dangerous." Finally he said, "There are many dangerous Batmen in the Dark Multiverse, but he gives me a very special feeling..."

"Don't praise him anymore." Shiler interrupted Batman and said, "If you praise him like this again, his brains will boil."

The thick dissatisfaction in Shiler's tone made Batman start to look at him more cautiously.

"What are you looking at? Are you afraid that a Joker will suddenly drill out of my body?"

"If you can do this, it would be a good thing if a Joker drilled out." Batman said.

"This sounds familiar."

"How is your body?" Batman asked, "Is the drug effect still continuing?"

"Do you think that without drug stimulation, I can't do these things?"

"Sorry, but you really sound too much like the Joker."

"I might be a little excited." Shiler sighed lightly and said, "But at least I am not your fanatical fan. I am asking you a question very seriously—don't you plan to study this special guy?"

"I am also answering you very seriously." Batman said, "I know many of his equipment have magical abilities, including the eye mask he is wearing now, but everything from the Dark Multiverse is very dangerous. Unless it is an emergency, I will not tend to use them."

"Then if it is an emergency, how will you use him?"

Batman heard that Shiler used the personal pronoun, and knew that he was asking about the Laughing one, so he said: "In the process of exploring his source universe, I have exchanged a few hands with him. He seems to have the ability to predict the future, perhaps I will choose to ask for his opinion."

"I am not the little bird you raised in the dark cave." Shiler patted the head again and said, "Let's skip the children's program and enter the adult time directly—talk about the view that matches your wise brain, Great Detective?"

Batman hesitated slightly, and spat out a word: "Brain."

"Yeah." Shiler leaned his body back, his arms stretched out, his elbows supported on the armrests, his palms swayed outward and said, "For this kind of cunning opponent who is good at lying, it is best not to listen to what he said, but to see how he thinks. He happens to have a piece of equipment on him that can read minds, just like a courier who sends you a frying pan is a cow."

"I won't use his equipment." Batman said, "This kind of thing may be contaminated, I will never use it directly. Even if I don't use this, I have a way to read brain waves."

"Treating his brain as a machine for prophecy is a good way, perhaps it will come in handy at some point. But I have other uses for this brain, what are you going to do?"

"Are you inciting me to grab what's in your hand?" Batman couldn't help but say, "If you want to kill me, you can do it directly, there is no need to light a lamp on your head first."

"Why don't you do it? Do you think the risk of fighting me is too high?"

"Because there is no need. If I need it, I can go and ask you."

"Ask me? Or ask Pride?"

"Isn't it the same?" Batman said, "I ask him, he goes and asks you."

"How do you know I will answer him?"

"I believe he can persuade you." Batman's tone was very sincere, "You are one person, sharing one body, sharing one set of memories, there is no need to confront each other at all."

"Do you believe he will ask me for your request?"

"Yes, the Doctor has always been so helpful."

Greed in the theater of the tower of thought was almost laughing. He patted the armrest of the seat, laughing while saying: "The Pathological one probably hasn't seen such an oil-and-salt-resistant person, right? Hahahahaha!"

"What the hell!" The agent scolded, "What are they talking about? Did they not wake up this morning?"

"I knew you wouldn't understand." Greed laughed even more happily, he said, "Someone wants to fish, but the fish just won't take the bait, this is really too funny."

"So why did the Pathological one take that brain to find Batman?" The agent asked.

"You said it, wanting to complete this plan is not that simple. Just resurrecting the Laughing one requires a lot of things, such as a suitable body, and you have to keep an eye on the newly born one. Through the Laughing one, burying the 'egg' in whose body, at least part of his follow-up plan can be seen. Do you think the Pathological one will do this himself?"

"So he wants Batman to take over. Can't he just say it directly?" The agent said impatiently, "What's there to assume? Just throw the brain on his face, can he ignore it?"

"Your way might be more effective." Pride shook his head helplessly and said, "If someone wants to fish, he found the wrong object. Batman is not the group of stupid fish next door, if he wants, he can circle here for a day."

"Did you hear that? He said you are helpful. Hahahahaha!" Greed was still laughing.

Batman and Shiler were still chatting, the topic circled from the Laughing one to Batman and the Joker, then circled to Shiler himself, and then circled back to the Laughing one. The two sat in front of the desk and chatted for more than an hour, seemingly saying everything, but it seemed like they said nothing.

"If there was such a plot in the movie, I would definitely fast-forward and skip it." The agent was a bit irritable, he rubbed his forehead and said, "What is the necessity of filming this kind of dialogue that has no meaning for pushing the plot?!"

"It's as if you watched the dialogue that has meaning for pushing the plot." Greed hit the nail on the head.

"I'm really fed up." The agent stood up and said, turning to walk out of the theater door.

"What are you going to do?" Greed shouted at him.

"Go help them press that damn skip button!"

After he left, Greed turned back, and Pride couldn't help but laugh. He said: "That guy's fishing level is as high as ever."

"Yeah, but who are you talking about as stupid fish?"

"My mistake, they are innocent."

"Bruce also fell for the Pathological one's trick, then is he exceptionally innocent?"

"No, he is really a stupid fish."

With a "bang", the door of Batman's office was pushed open, and another identical Shiler walked in quickly.

And Shiler, who was sitting with his back to the door, showed a smile that could not be noticed, which did not escape Batman's eyes.

Arriving at the desk, the Shiler who rushed in braked urgently, pointed at the other himself who was sitting with his finger, and then pointed at the door. The Shiler who was sitting stood up, buttoned his suit, turned around and nodded, walked out of the office door unhurriedly, and gently closed the door.

"Please sit." Batman said, "How to address you?"

"Agent. You look like a marriage introducer." Shiler didn't sit down, he turned the Laughing one's head in a direction, let the Laughing one's face face Batman and said, "Listen, the plan is like this: dig out his brain and store it, wait for his backup to take effect, and then resurrect him, how about it?"

"I don't understand what the meaning of this is."

"You guys haven't finished discussing the meaning of everything in the universe in this hour?"

Batman seemed very surprised, he said: "Why do you say that? This can't be done. Mr. Agent, don't sit down and talk?"

Shiler took out his gun and loaded it.

Batman immediately raised his hands and said: "Don't be impulsive, I guarantee the Wei En Group will provide you with help. But you must tell me, what is the use of doing this."

"Isn't it good to let two Batmen Who Laughs fight each other?"

"It's not that it won't work, but this matter really needs to be discussed in the long run..."

"I think it's good." Another voice sounded from the computer on the side of the desk, it was Arkham Batman, he said, "Wait a moment, I'll be there soon."

It was indeed just waiting for a while, and that exceptionally strong figure appeared in the office. The rain on the metal armor hadn't dried yet, and there was a faint smell of blood. He looked at Shiler and said: "What do you need?"

"A water cylinder that can perfectly preserve the brain, a body for resurrection, and equipment or manpower that can lock onto the newborn Laughing one at the first time."

"No problem, the first two were in the universe where the mission was done before. As for the last one, I will go talk to other Batmen."

"Then I will take the head back to the original universe first, and contact me directly as soon as you have news."

"No problem, send your Battleworld number to me."

With a bang, the door was knocked open, and another Batman rushed in. Elliot pulled off his hood angrily, glared at the blue-eyed man behind the desk and said: "Bruce Wei En, what kind of trick are you playing?!!"

"Long time no see, Thomas." Batman smiled at Thomas and said, "Just now I told the shareholders that I want to thank you for your contribution to the Wei En Group for so many years. By the way, I have already brought the loan contract, we will go to..."

"You are dreaming!" Elliot raised his voice and said, "You were never crazy, right?! You have been hiding in the mental hospital to watch my jokes! And then came out to make trouble on the eve of my election as president, used a missile to shoot down my helicopter, and also instigated Talia to assassinate me!!! You damn bastard!!!"

He took a deep breath, his face became more and more gloomy, his expression was also a bit distorted, and he said in a sharp tone: "It seems you have completely forgotten how you hugged my parents' legs and cried after your parents died that year. You were just a poor little thing fostered in the Elliot family, if it weren't for my parents, you would have died on the streets of Gotham long ago! Who else do you think will sincerely help you, you will always be that orphan that no one wants!"

"Bang!"

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