Chapter 4174

The Supreme Intelligence felt he had seen a ghost.

And when he had this thought, he couldn't help but start adjusting his threads, because things like ghosts are unique to Earth, and he even used English vocabulary; he must have been polluted.

But if he had to find an adjective for the current situation, he could indeed only describe it this way; and while describing it this way, he even put a suit on his mechanical shell: light-weight decorative fabric with a plaid tie, looking like a playboy going to Italy for a vacation.

Wait, what is Italy?

The Supreme Intelligence couldn't bear it anymore and closed his monitoring of the council chat group; the content inside had only memes and mental pollution left. Keeping it open had no effect other than polluting his knowledge base.

Someone must think, the interstellar internet has developed for so many years, shouldn't it be much more developed than the human internet? Various memes, abstract memes, etc., shouldn't be lacking, right?

But in fact, two of the three major empires are mechanical civilizations, and one is even a pure artificial intelligence group, which leads to the wind direction in the entire universe being biased towards seriousness, pursuing efficiency, rather than association and divergence.

Robots hate abstraction the most; what their logic can describe is only the real world. Although some robots have developed abilities similar to association, that is actually fake, a combination of a bunch of program errors; they cannot actively use this ability, so they can't create any decent memes, let alone play with abstraction.

And because they have a great right to speak, those emotional organisms dare not challenge them, so they can only say what they say; all the rules of the interstellar internet are formulated by robots, how lively can it be?

Although they also have things similar to memes that use a picture to express their mood, they are all very primitive, a bit like when the little yellow face first appeared on the internet, let alone the meme wars and the abstract era later.

Although the Shi'ar Empire is an emotional life, it is the last of the three major empires after all, and its right to speak is not very strong; in order to maintain its status, it had to compromise with mechanical life; the Shi'ar Empire's ban on art for thousands of years is actually a product of compromise.

Although the ban has loosened after Charles and the Shi'ar Queen got married, how long has that been? At most, the nobility developed some art culture, far from reaching the level of sweeping the stars.

Simply put: when it comes to the development of pop culture and abstract culture, humans are the well-deserved number one in the universe.

After all, they are a very rare wild civilization, located in a remote area, with no one in charge; although there is a lord Asgard above their heads, most of the time they don't care; anyway, no one watches, so everyone just grows randomly, and then they grew into this abstract look today.

Facts have proved that emotional lives are very abstract, especially when God pinched people, they all came from a template: the body structure of this group of people in the Interstellar Council, the average degree of similarity with humans can be 70%; don't look at the horns and tails, but those are minor details, and the brain similarity is even as high as 90%.

This means that for these internet cultures created by humans, they can fully understand them seamlessly, and because such things were rarely done on the interstellar internet before, they felt it was very interesting when they first saw these abstract memes, making some people even have no heart to work, studying how to connect to the Earth internet every day.

It can only be said that fortunately Strange had foresight, allowing the Earth magic defense network to have the ability of network filtering, and having a great god like Jarvis to sit in town, otherwise, wouldn't these aliens be happy and forget to return?

One thing to say, although the abstract internet era is shocking, it is indeed interesting, especially the short, flat, and fast expression method, which is the best choice to stimulate dopamine; as long as there is empathy, going online is interesting.

But it is a pity that there are really so many electronic lives in the universe without empathy, and they can't understand what these emotional lives are doing at all.

Admittedly, mechanical civilizations and electronic lives have very deep research on the internet; you don't care about construction, maintenance, diffusion, they all have very powerful technology, otherwise this interstellar internet wouldn't be able to be assembled; it didn't just cross one or two light-years, it spans the jurisdiction of the three major empires and covers the entire universe.

But they go online with a purpose; the existence of the interstellar network is mainly to serve war and social order: only by achieving zero-latency information response in the entire universe can they better convey their orders; otherwise, seeing something in one place might take tens of thousands of years to reach the other side of the universe, and the day lily would be cold. Mechanical civilizations have invested a lot of manpower and material resources to research this, and only then did they have today's developed interstellar internet.

So they are particularly unable to understand: what are these carbon-based organisms doing with their internet? We worked so hard to get zero-latency response and ultra-large bandwidth, and you use it to pass these meaningless garbage messages to each other, right?

You pass it yourself, but you have to pass it through my brain. The Supreme Intelligence almost suspected that they were united to pollute his thinking library; those rotating laser cat memes were frantically copying in every thread of his, and they had become a new generation of network viruses.

It's not that the Supreme Intelligence hasn't thought about disconnecting, but this is the headquarters of the Interstellar Council; if you cut off the network here, the Interstellar Council really won't work?

Now the three major empires need the Interstellar Council, and anything that can affect the work of the Interstellar Council cannot be done; moreover, after disconnecting, his electronic life will also have some difficulties in acting, and if he is set up by that hidden mastermind again, then it will be completely over.

So no matter how mentally polluted, the Supreme Intelligence can only endure it.

But the so-called unbearable, can still endure, the Supreme Intelligence found after coming to the office that the government work report he requested to be submitted at yesterday's standing body meeting was not submitted at all, and, not a single one was submitted; this is a full seven departments; among the standing secretaries of these seven departments, only one is a carbon-based organism, which is the young man from the Spartan star before, and all the others are electronic lives, but not a single one was submitted.

If only one or two people didn't submit, the Supreme Intelligence would be angry, but with so many people not submitting, he could only hurriedly convene a meeting to ask what happened.

The Supreme Intelligence hurriedly walked into the conference room, saw that row of robots wearing suits, subconsciously sighed in his heart, and then realized that he couldn't sigh at all; it must be that the program had an error again.

"Everyone sit down." The Supreme Intelligence asked directly, "Why didn't anyone submit the government work report requested yesterday? Is there a problem?"

Everyone looked at me, I looked at you, of course, this is the action of more advanced electronic lives; and those who are more upright have already said directly:

"Sorry, Mr. Secretary-General. I have finished writing the government report, but when asking the minister to sign, the behavior and language analysis module had some problems and failed to understand the reason why the other party didn't sign; it is speculated that some kind of program error occurred, and I need a certain amount of time to adjust. Hope for your understanding."

The Supreme Intelligence waved his hand to signal him to stop talking, and another more advanced robot spoke again: "He is right, actually our reports are all written, but the minister won't sign."

"Why won't he sign?"

"Uh, maybe... they just don't want to sign."

"There must be a reason, right?"

"There is a reason, but I cannot understand their reason."

The Supreme Intelligence was even more confused, and he said: "What do you mean you can't understand? What can't be understood by that bunch of idiots? If they can't give a decent reason, let them sign; can't even do this?"

"The problem is, we don't know if that's a decent reason." The robot said somewhat in a dilemma, "We didn't even understand what he was saying."

The Supreme Intelligence was completely speechless, and he said: "Then you just show me the video directly."

The robot pressed a few times on his arm and sent the video of this morning to the Supreme Intelligence; he also saw what happened in the Resource Department office this morning from the video.

"Knock, knock, knock," the door was knocked; the Resource Department secretary walked to the table with the government work report and handed the paper to the Resource Department minister who was playing with his phone; the Resource Department minister put the phone aside, picked up the report and glanced at it, and clicked his tongue.

"This is the government work report that needs your signature."

"What does 'need' mean?"

The Resource Department secretary was obviously stunned, but he was considered a very advanced electronic life and didn't answer in that very rigid way, but said: "Every once in a while we need to provide work reports routinely to explain our recent work content."

"But this doesn't write our recent work content."

"Because we haven't done anything recently." The Resource Department secretary answered.

"This won't do," the minister waved his hand and said, "Other departments are pushing environmental work in full swing, how can our department fall behind? Are you trying to make me offend the Speaker?"

"But we really haven't carried out environmental work," the Resource Department secretary said, "The Resource Department doesn't play an important role in pushing initial environmental work."

"Then we must play some role, right?"

"We haven't played any role."

"My meaning is, regardless of whether we actually played a role, the work report must show that we played some role."

"The work report shows our work; but we haven't carried out any environmental work."

"But this will make me look very incompetent!" The Resource Department minister said, "I don't care, you go and modify it, write something casually, make me look a bit useful; even if it's just going to the Environmental Protection Department for tea?"

"I'm afraid I can't do it," the Resource Department secretary said, "The work report is a log recording work; all the content above has been recorded according to the actual work content and cannot be modified."

"Then I can't sign either!"

"But the program requires you to sign."

"I said I won't sign!"

"Not signing requires a legitimate reason."

"I am not satisfied with this report."

"Where are you not satisfied?"

"I said it, this doesn't reflect my ability." The Resource Department minister stared at the secretary and said, "Don't you want the Resource Department to have greater power? As long as you show your face in front of the Sorcerer Supreme, both of us will benefit; why can't you figure it out?"

"Sorry, we need to complete our work step by step, be loyal to our duties, and shouldn't engage in fraud; if you hope that I add work you haven't completed to the work report, this violates interstellar law, and I can't do that. Please sign."

"Not for now," the Resource Department minister seemed completely helpless; he put his hands on the desktop and then said in English: "Considering that some structural suggestions for power and responsibility adjustment have not been reasonably placed within their proper adoption scope and importance judgment area, I will not be able to unilaterally affirm their authenticity and accuracy here; if the government cannot include some speculative work that is within the virtual scope and needed for propaganda purposes into the record scope of the work report, in order to express the sincere heart of the department head proposing some benign work improvement suggestions that are completely for the department's consideration, the head will also not be able to be competent for the great responsibility of affirming the historical work results and being responsible for this speech record. Understand?"