Chapter 714: U: The Infinity Event (Part 30)

"You mean, you want to take leave?" In Nick Fury's office, Nick lay on the office chair, his feet on the table, looking at Natasha in front of him and asked.

"Yes, sick leave!" Natasha said through gritted teeth.

"Sick leave? Are you sick? Then you can completely go to our psychological doctor to see it." Nick shook his head and said.

"I am sick because I saw a psychological doctor!" Natasha raised her voice and said: "In this week, I have seen a psychological doctor at least 15 times a day! Even if you want to lower our insurance coefficient, you don't have to use such a disgusting method, right?!"

"No way, this is the price of hiring multiple Schillers, who let him be a psychological doctor? If there are no patients, they won't honestly stay here." Nick shrugged and said: "Whether it is a Schiller who can calculate accounts, a Schiller who can lead Hydra, or a Schiller who can do the doctor's job, they are all psychological doctors."

"This is also not the reason why you used me as bait to fish for three Schillers!" Natasha said very angrily: "There are so many agents in S. H. I. E. L. D., why can't you share the work equally???"

"Come on, Natasha, in the entire S. H. I. E. L. D., how many agents can stand up to scrutiny?"

Nick pointed to the room next door and said: "In the office opposite, there are a total of 9 agents, 8 are Hydra, one is from the CIA, and most likely also a Hydra undercover in the CIA."

"In that office over there, there are a total of 12 agents, 6 are civilian personnel, except for Agent Carter, all are Hydra. Of the remaining 6, 3 are KGB disguised as Hydra, and 3 are KGB disguised as the CIA. You let them go to see a psychological doctor?"

"I..." Natasha was choked. She said: "But I am also a Soviet person, I just accepted an investigation related to Soviet spies not long ago..."

"Yeah, Schiller is also a Soviet spy, so it's you who goes." Nick said with a smile.

Natasha took a deep breath. She looked up at the ceiling and couldn't even find a word to describe the current situation of S. H. I. E. L. D.

Now, in the entire S. H. I. E. L. D., there are 100% professional agents, 99% Hydra. Among Hydra, half are CIA agents. Among CIA agents, half are spies from various countries. Among spies from various countries, half are KGB.

And she, Natasha Romanoff, a professional agent from the former Soviet Union, is neither Hydra nor KGB, becoming a unique oddity in the vast S. H. I. E. L. D.

So much so that when the bright-card Soviet spy Schiller needed a patient who could undergo psychological treatment, Natasha became the first choice.

Because there were too many points to complain about, Natasha didn't even know where to start. She only knew that this couldn't go on. Any normal person would be crazy after accepting dozens of psychological treatments in a few days. Natasha hadn't gone crazy yet, which only shows that she is really professional.

"In short, I'm not doing it!" Natasha said very toughly: "If you let me undergo psychological treatment again, I will go to the IRS to surrender!"

Nick widened his eyes, looked at Natasha and said: "IRS? I really can't imagine that such a string of words would come out of the mouth of a S. H. I. E. L. D. agent! How can you be so ruthless to this point?!"

"Whenever I go to church to pray, I will thank the IRS. It is the IRS that prevents you from lowering the insurance coefficient three times in a week. It is the IRS that gives me the confidence to resist you, this unscrupulous boss!"

"Don't say that, Ms. Natalia, you and I both know that this little payment is just..."

"Don't give me that!" Natasha was obviously going crazy with anger. She said: "Either let someone else do this job, or I will resign. I will contact the KGB now and let them catch me to Siberia!"

"Okay, okay, don't be so excited, lady..." Nick reached out to appease: "I'll let Agent Carter go, is that okay? However, she is a novice and just started work recently, you have to help me watch her..."

"In case, her reaction to Schiller is a bit excessive, she might cause some trouble. You also have to know that this is all for the big picture..."

"Stop talking, I'll go notify her now." Natasha turned and left.

When Carter received this order, she still felt a bit confused. What kind of mission is seeing a psychological doctor?

"Is this serious?" Carter held the transfer order and said: "For the next week, I don't have to do anything, I just need to keep seeing a psychological doctor. That... when I joined, didn't I do a test?"

"Ms. Carter, do you still remember what the first principle of an agent is?" Natasha looked into her eyes and asked.

"Listen more, watch more, ask less... Okay, I'll go. It won't be worse than waxing the deck of the Helicarrier." Carter put down the document and then left.

Before evening, she ran to the office in a hurry, grabbed Natasha and asked: "Is there something wrong with this? Does this psychological doctor not rest all day? And why does he have to change rooms and clothes? Is this a necessary step for treatment?"

"Remember, listen more, watch more, ask less." Natasha turned back and said. Seeing Carter's confused expression, she shook her head and turned away.

In Nick Fury's office, Coulson held the newly made financial report, looked at Nick and asked: "Boss, is this really okay? One Schiller is in charge of finance, one Schiller is responsible for experiments, and another Schiller is responsible for personnel transfer... this... this is a bit too much, right?"

"What are you afraid of? It's not that we obtained Schiller through illegal means. We just discovered many Schillers through S. H. I. E. L. D.'s perfect intelligence network for the first time, and then invited them here to work for us. What's the problem with that?"

"The problem is that there are many Schillers!" Coulson shouted: "How can there be so many Schillers?!"

" Coulson shouted, "How can there be so many Schillers?!"

"Coulson, some of your questions always make me doubt that your level 8 agent rank has moisture. Do you still remember what the first principle of an agent is? Listen more, watch more, ask less. What can asking about the principle do? Can it solve this year's financial report?"

Nick spread his hands and said: "The first Schiller we obtained helped us solve the financial problem for the next quarter."

"You know, in the previous quarter, we hired three accountants, two went to Moscow for vacation, and one 'committed suicide' on the way to Moscow for vacation..."

"At the beginning of this quarter, we didn't even have one accountant. Do you want me to go to those Russians who open their mouths like lions? They even want to calculate a translation fee for me separately!"

"We found a Schiller. He not only contracted the work of three accountants, but even proposed two financial optimization plans. My God, I have never seen such a capable financial person!"

Nick clenched one hand into a fist and said: "If he works here for a long time, within a year, our Helicarrier fleet will be able to take shape!"

Coulson just wanted to speak, but Nick raised his voice again and said: "And the second Schiller who arrived, this is simply a perfect miracle doctor, superb medical skills, diligent and willing to work, and more importantly, has no morals!"

Nick waved one hand and said: "He can participate in our illegal human experiments, and he can use hypnotic means to force information. He alone is worth a interrogation team. If they work here for a long time, we can expand by another 10,000 people next quarter!"

"And the last Schiller who arrived, my God, I simply can't say more compliments. No one can imagine how much trouble he solved for me!"

"He alone manages both the personnel transfer of Hydra and the personnel transfer of S. H. I. E. L. D.'s field team, creating a workload of at least 40,000 agents for me!"

"The tasks he fabricated out of thin air and the completion rate of the tasks made Congress praise me as the best S. H. I. E. L. D. director in history!"

Nick was full of joy, but Coulson touched his conscience and felt a bit guilty. He said:

"The financial report is optimized, the experiments and interrogations are illegal, the personnel are fictional, the tasks are fictional, and the work is also fictional... what on earth is S. H. I. E. L. D. doing?"

Nick looked at Coulson with the eyes of looking at an alien and said: "If you ask such stupid questions again, you can be promoted to a level 6 agent next year."

"What is S. H. I. E. L. D. doing? S. H. I. E. L. D. is of course protecting the world!"

"But we didn't really protect the world." Coulson said with difficulty.

"I ask you, what is the purpose of protecting the world?" Nick walked to Coulson and asked.

"The purpose is... of course to protect the world!" Coulson replied.

"No, the purpose of protecting the world is to make the world feel that it is protected. This is the meaning of S. H. I. E. L. D.'s existence."

Nick shook his head and said: "As long as S. H. I. E. L. D. exists, governments will feel that when various strange events occur, someone will come to protect them."

"But if various strange events really happen and no one protects them, won't they feel disappointed?" Coulson asked.

Nick sighed again and said: "They never had hope, so how could they be disappointed?"

"In this world, there will not be any government that believes that an organization led by Americans, with all American employees, and controlled by the US Congress will save them at a critical moment. As long as we don't fall into the trap, they will feel that this is a rare fair and just organization."

Coulson opened his mouth. He found that he couldn't refute.

Nick continued: "Actually, Congress doesn't need us to do anything. As long as we exist and are actually controlled by them, they can tell the whole world that the United States is protecting the world. This is the entire meaning of S. H. I. E. L. D.'s existence."

"If you really want to protect the world, don't count on S. H. I. E. L. D., and don't count on any organization that declares to protect the world."

Coulson sighed and said: "Okay... By the way, this is the salary statistics for this quarter, Director, you have to sign here."

Nick sat back in the chair, Coulson put the report on the table, Nick took the report without taking it seriously, and just as he was about to sign, he saw the string of numbers at the end.

With a "bang", Nick fell from the chair. He asked in disbelief: "How can it be so high??? Why is the salary of S. H. I. E. L. D. this quarter so high????"

"This... where is the salary high?" Nick climbed up from the ground, panting, and began to frantically flip through the document, and then he saw the item in the salary report, the name of that item is "S. H. I. E. L. D. agent psychological treatment fee".

Looking at that long string of zeros, Nick took a deep breath, and over the entire S. H. I. E. L. D., his roar echoed:

Fantasy

"Avengers assemble!

Assemble for me immediately!

!"

"All out! 【714-71

"All units, move out!

Capture Schiller!