Chapter 738: Head Buzzing (Part 1)

"What??? Venom!

You just played with shit??!

" Stark shouted in shock: "You damn dirty piece of mud! Get out of my brain quickly!

"

"I..." Venom choked and said, "I didn't! Even if there was, it was a long time ago!... He's coming over, run!

"

Looking at Thanos rushing over angrily, Venom hurriedly covered Stark's mecha whole body, and then took him to escape.

"Run that way! Can't go to the solar system!" Stark shouted again. Venom hurriedly changed direction, but this shortened the distance between him and Thanos. Venom had to hurry to increase speed to prevent being caught up by him.

Thanos now has no Infinity Gauntlet, not even subordinates and troops, but in terms of single-body strength, he is also stronger than Iron Man. After all, his racial advantage is too great.

Plus, Stark is not wearing a combat suit now. He is only wearing a mecha for ordinary scientific research. Most of the functions are not for combat service, so he definitely can't beat Thanos, who is an Eternal Titan.

If it is said to directly change to magic energy and upgrade to an Iron Magic God, it feels a bit wasteful. After all, Stark has seen all kinds of big scenes and is not scared by Thanos.

Stark directly led Thanos to fly to the place where Hulk was having fun. There are Professor X, Shiler, and Strange. The few of them together are enough to deal with this purple-skinned giant.

While Stark was running, Venom was muttering suspiciously in his brain: "Dark Quadrant? This name sounds a bit familiar, it seems someone told me... but I don't remember splashing shit there?!"

"Shut up! You piece of mud that only causes trouble everywhere!" Stark said unpleasantly: "Your enemies are all over the universe, can't you reflect on yourself?"

"What do I have to reflect on? Even if I really went to his door to splash shit, that must be his fault!" Venom said righteously: "If he doesn't come to provoke me, why should I go to his door to splash shit?"

Stark didn't want to talk nonsense with him about this. He just asked: "How did you go to his door to splash shit? Where did you get... I mean, don't you feel disgusted?"

"I said! I forgot!" Venom emphasized again: "I only remember that before I went to the starport of the dwarves in the Andromeda galaxy to splash shit, Dark Quadrant? I have no impression at all... My memory shouldn't be that bad, right???"

"Forget it, this time I'll settle the trouble for you, you'd better remember, damn mud!"

"Thank you, scumbag!"

And at this time, near Thanos's home, the Dark Quadrant, several sneaky figures were staying on the surface of a planet, looking at the situation of the Dark Quadrant from afar.

One of the dark figures spoke: "What's going on? After a few days, they have no reaction. Is it because our dosage is not enough?"

"It is recorded in the symbiote gene catalog that Thanos is a monarch with a very bad temper. He is very strict with the people under his rule and often executes others for no reason. Therefore, his reputation in the symbiote group is very bad. We humiliated him like this, he should have exploded by now, right?"

With the light of the star gradually shining on this barren planet, appearing on the surface of the planet were several symbiotes.

In addition to the most common blue Blue Spirit, green Green Thorn, and yellow Thunder, there was also a special black figure.

This figure looked almost exactly the same as Venom, with a large body, very strong, with a white spider pattern on the chest, a big mouth, a long tongue, and drooling, but when it opened its mouth, a female voice appeared:

"We must be patient..."

This was Loki's voice. Soon, another female voice appeared in Venom's mouth, which was the voice of the symbiote Phantom Demon. She said: "We must first figure out where Thanos is, otherwise if we are caught by him, there will definitely be no good fruit for us to eat."

Blue Spirit covered his forehead, sighed and said: "I really shouldn't have agreed to this absurd plan of yours, Loki, pretending to be Venom to splash shit at someone's door, it's really the most outrageous thing I've ever done!"

Along with Blue Spirit's words, the symbiotes remembered what happened to them a few days ago.

Because this single universe was reset, the things after Spider-Silk contacted Peter to go to the multiverse were all reset to this time point, and the trajectory of everything that happened afterward was changed.

Because Venom used the bat totem to steal electricity, which happened before this time point, it was not reset, and the symbiotes still got the energy of the Morlun family.

However, Knull's escape was after this time point, and affected by the change of the timeline, Knull now did not escape and was still honestly staying in the prison of the planet Klyntar.

The symbiotes who brought energy back to Klyntar used this energy to re-reinforce the prison, and Shiler, who didn't want to card bug, didn't provide more energy to Knull, so Knull didn't have a chance to break out of prison.

After handling all this, the space agent symbiotes intended to drive the spaceship and continue their journey in the universe, but at this time, a strange person came to them.

The symbiotes of course knew Loki, but they didn't have a good impression of her. After all, Loki is an evil god and is known as the God of Mischief, and was blacklisted by many interstellar civilizations some time ago.

And Loki came to them, precisely because of this.

I believe there are still people who remember that Loki had already cheated Thanos, but didn't expect Thanos to have a strong awareness of anti-fraud. Loki didn't succeed. Afterward, she came to find Thanos repeatedly, but Thanos just didn't take the bait.

For Loki, this is really a difficult client, but when soaking in the hot spring of the World Tree, Shiler's words gave her no small inspiration.

Since repeated negotiations have no effect, perhaps a little small means can be taken to lift Thanos's roof. Maybe he will be willing to negotiate.

But the problem is, before, Loki was blacklisted by many interstellar civilizations. The territory is not allowed to enter, and the portal cannot be used. It is really too troublesome to travel between various galaxies.

And, although Loki is not afraid of using some less glorious means, the means she is going to use next are a bit too inglorious, which is very easy to affect the interstellar reputation of Asgard, so she needs to put on a coat and do some disguise.

So, she came to Klyntar and asked for help from the symbiotes.

As everyone knows, the disguise ability of symbiotes is first-class. They can not only disguise their appearance, but even make the host's body exactly the same as the structure of other races, and even security instruments cannot check it out.

After using the obtained energy to reinforce Knull's prison, the symbiotes realized that energy is really a very easy-to-use thing, and they should store more. And at this time, Loki came to the door. As everyone knows, Asgard is very rich.

Blue Spirit, as the leader, was a bit tempted, but he was not very willing to help a liar, but finally, under Loki's persuasion, the symbiotes agreed to help her disguise.

The symbiote parasitizing Loki is Phantom Demon, but Loki is like any difficult client in this world, pushing an inch is their basic attribute.

After using the symbiote's disguise to travel freely in the interstellar space, Loki of course wanted to start finding a way to lift Thanos's roof.

The first step she formulated was to splash shit.

Although Loki is very pretentious and has cleanliness, precisely because of this, she knows that Thanos is very similar to her in some aspects. He can endure humiliation for the sake of profit, but he absolutely cannot allow others to shit on his head.

Loki's first step plan is to stimulate Thanos, make him completely lose his mind, and then she can carry out the next steps.

Loki told the symbiotes about this plan. The space agents of course could not agree. They felt that this was not only unjust but also very disgusting.

But at this time, Loki proposed another method, that is, although this matter is disgusting, we can blame others.

This other person is Venom.

The entire interstellar society knows that Venom and his former host once had such a bad record. Deadpool once took Venom to the starport of the dwarves in the Andromeda galaxy to splash shit.

The location of the Andromeda galaxy is very good, and as the starport of the dwarf race, which was the largest race here at the time, the traffic was very large, and various races had passed through here. They would never forget the stench that permeated the entire starport within those few months.

To be honest, if Deadpool did this kind of thing again one day, they wouldn't feel surprised at all.

Loki proposed this plan, and other space agents were still very opposed, but she gave too much.

Finally, Phantom Demon reluctantly disguised as Venom, she changed the color of her symbiote factors, imitated his iconic sharp teeth and long tongue, especially the spider pattern on the chest, which is Venom's logo. Loki also asked Phantom Demon to enlarge this logo extra, so that people in the Dark Quadrant could recognize at a glance that this was Venom.

The last question is, where to get shit.

The gods of Asgard don't need to go to the toilet. They have broken away from the low-level digestion and excretion cycle, and symbiotes don't need to excrete either.

However, symbiote factor is a very magical thing. It can synthesize chemical substances in the universe, which means they can create shit out of thin air.

Facts have proved that the bottom line cannot be shaken, otherwise it will retreat again and again. After pretending to be Venom, the symbiotes felt that their sunk cost was too high. If they gave up now, it would be equivalent to being severely damaged both physically and mentally while not getting the reward.

So, they extremely reluctantly agreed to Loki's request to let them create shit.

And even more pushing an inch, Loki asked them to concentrate the feces into a chemical that can emit extreme stench and is almost completely impossible to clean. After the symbiotes made this thing, they themselves wanted to vomit from disgust.

Loki took these terrible chemical feces, dressed as Venom, broke into the Dark Quadrant, and then splashed all the shit into the palace where Thanos often stayed.

Unlike normal excrement, because it was directly synthesized feces, the amount of shit was amazing. The whole scene can be said to be shit covering the golden mountain, painting the wall with shit.

Thanos was almost pissed off, but later, he found that this chemical substance with stench was not only very disgusting but also particularly difficult to clean. It took more than ten days to finally clean up the palace, and then Death made that phone call.

It is not unreasonable for Thanos to be so angry that he rushed to the solar system alone. Until now, he is still so angry that his head is buzzing.

It must be said that Loki's framing was very successful. Thanos felt that this must have been done by Deadpool, because Deadpool had a grudge against him and was accustomed to using such dirty and disgusting means. Of course, the symbiote Venom must be an accomplice.

Therefore, after seeing Venom near the solar system, he chased after him without thinking.

Venom flew very fast with Stark, but Thanos was faster. Just as the distance between the two was getting closer and closer, Stark finally flew to the destination. He shouted: "Get out of the way! There is an enemy!"

With a "swish," the few people on the scene disappeared. Strange opened a portal and disappeared with Professor X. Shiler turned into gray mist and hid behind the planet, and dragged Stark before leaving.

When Thanos arrived in this galaxy, he found that the ground was full of celestial fragments, and it was a mess.

And just as he heard some movement behind him, when he turned his head, what appeared in his field of vision was Hulk's sandbag-sized fist. ===== CHAPTER 739 =====