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Chapter 857: Human Spaceflight Moment of Charm (Part 2)

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"Why is it you again?" Stark leaned against the door frame, looking at Polaris who was filling out the information, and said: "Are you sent by Congress to slow down our work progress?"

"Tony Stark!" Polaris slapped the wall with one hand, looked at him and said: "Can you shut your mouth, you damn busybody playboy? If you stay here again, tomorrow I will go tell Pepper that you would rather stand at the door and stare than go on a date with her!"

Stark rolled his eyes, stood straight, and said: "If it weren't for the fact that your ability is really useful, I would never let mutants participate in this project!"

Before Polaris could speak, Stark stretched out a hand and said: "Don't say I discriminate against mutants. How much trouble have you caused us?! Did you fill in the big hole under the Mercury base?"

Polaris threw the information in her hand to the side with some annoyance and said: "They are them, I am me. Didn't I do quite well when I did transportation work before? If you have the energy to talk here, you might as well go tidy up your outdated hairstyle. Dark brown curly hair? My god, I thought I saw my grandfather!"

After speaking, Polaris picked up the information and bumped past Stark. Stark turned to look at her, touched his hair and said: "Hey, this is authentic American retro, you little girl with no taste!"

Polaris couldn't be bothered to entangle with him. After getting into the car, she began to look at the information. It was written with her work content afterward, but as she looked, she let out an astonished exclamation.

"Solar system traffic guidance work???... Um, what kind of work is this? Is there still traffic in the solar system that needs guidance??" Stark couldn't be playing with me, right?"

After speaking, she lowered her head and opened the set of equipment she had just received. Inside was a work suit specially for space operations, a manual of precautions, and an emergency communicator.

Polaris felt a bit puzzled. She skipped the manual of precautions and began to study the work suit.

She discovered that the edge of the helmet of the work suit was engraved with an X, obviously specially prepared for mutants. The material was very soft, just like ordinary clothes, and looked completely unable to provide protection. Only the helmet was hard, a bit like the helmet of a spacesuit.

Polaris revealed a somewhat disgusted expression, but she still put on this suit before going to space, and then she discovered that this suit was much uglier than she imagined.

Compared to a space work suit, it was more like a diving suit, and it was the kind of old-fashioned diving suit that didn't fit at all, couldn't reflect the body curves, and wasted the beautiful lines Polaris had practiced. The helmet was especially ugly, covering her trendy green hair, making her look like a light bulb.

Just when Polaris was standing above the Earth, struggling with whether to go home and change into her own uniform, she suddenly felt a "bang" shock wave come.

Polaris was startled, then looked around and discovered that two strange devices had collided about 20 meters diagonally in front of her.

Polaris hurriedly flew over, and then discovered that it seemed two spacecraft had collided.

Flying to the side of the accident scene, Polaris picked up a fragment and looked at it carefully. She discovered that one of them was Stark's transportation device, with Stark's surname engraved on it, and another was an experimental device launched by some country, inside which was a tomato and two green beans.

Looking at the tomato and green beans inside the experimental cabin, Polaris felt very confused. She didn't know much about space experiments, so she could only take out the emergency communicator.

Unexpectedly, the person who answered her call was Stark himself. Polaris was a bit unhappy, but still said to the other end of the phone: "Stark, one of your transportation devices and... a tomato and green beans, collided. Don't you intend to come and take a look?"

"Tomato and green beans??!" Stark's voice was full of confusion. He said: "Lorna Dane, I understand that some people like to drink a little before work, which makes them have more inspiration. I am like that too, but you can't drink so much and then go to space, right??"

"How could my aircraft collide with a tomato and green beans????"

Before Polaris could speak, there was another "bang" behind her. This time the collision distance was a bit far, about 200 meters away. Polaris put down the tomato and green beans in her hand and flew toward the other accident location.

And then she discovered that the things collided this time were even stranger. One of them was still Stark's device, looking like an antenna installed above the base, and the other had the United Nations logo engraved on it, inside which was a loudspeaker.

"What is this?" Polaris reached out and dug the loudspeaker out of the wreckage. She pressed the button, and a slightly familiar voice appeared inside:

"What will be broadcast next is the Human Space Heritage Inheritance Law... Earth is a society ruled by law. What we need to emphasize is that humans have complete inheritance regulations for space heritage. Our inheritance of all heritage is reasonable, legal, and compliant..."

"What's going on? Why is Nick's voice there???" Stark on the other end of the phone asked somewhat surprised: "Haven't you gone up yet? Are you at S. H. I. E. L. D. now? What lies is Nick making you weave again?"

Polaris didn't know how to explain the situation in front of her, so she flew to the first accident scene, turned on the camera on the uniform, stretched out her arm and introduced to Stark: "Look, this is the tomato and green beans I just mentioned..."

Before she finished speaking, she saw another aircraft floating past her eyes. It looked like one side had been damaged, and at this time it was floating aimlessly in space like space junk.

Polaris stopped the aircraft, and then discovered that this aircraft should have been built by the same country as the one with the tomato and green beans before, even the experimental cabin looked exactly the same.

She opened the experimental cabin again, and the result was even more confused. Inside were potatoes, soybeans, wheat seeds, Chinese cabbage, carrots, broccoli, some unknown soil, slightly smelly fertilizer, and even a type of forage...

Stark naturally saw all this at the same time. Polaris shook her head and said: "It seems it's from the same country as the one just now, just don't know whose it is..."

"China!

"

Stark's roar echoed in the universe. He said: "Jarvis, connect me to S. P. E. A. R. immediately!

Tell them not to launch vegetables, fruits, seeds, soil, and fertilizer anymore!

You can't grow vegetables in space!

You can't grow them!

!"

"... What?... How many billions? It won't work even if it's billions! There's no place to grow vegetables at the Mercury base! Venus? Venus is even worse! Mars?... Yes, I know, the climate on Mars is okay, but you still can't... Alright..."

"Listen, you can't launch aircraft so casually anymore, that will damage my transport ship... No, my transport ship doesn't have a place to put these vegetables and fruits either..."

"Seeds?? Hey, hey, buddy, listen to me, you have to know that my transport ship is specially for transporting high-tech materials..."

"You have high-tech seeds??... But... How can I not get through to you?... No, I'm not going, I don't have time... Video conference? You aren't going to teach me how to grow vegetables, are you??... Alright alright, you wait a moment..."

Then, Polaris heard Stark's voice on the phone. He said: "You tidy up the scene."

"How to tidy up?" Polaris asked.

"Use your magnetic force, drag them and throw them into the sun, or make them disappear. Don't let these things block the road. There will be transport ships transporting resources along this road later..."

Polaris was just about to move, when Stark let out another roar: "No, wait!

!"

Then his voice became smaller, obviously talking to someone else. He said: "... No way? Send their messy tomatoes, green beans, potatoes, soybeans, wheat, Chinese cabbage, carrots, broccoli, soil, and fertilizer forage back to you????"

"Do you know how precious my time is? What?? How many billions???... Saudi Arabia is paying?? What does it have to do with Saudi Arabia? You mean, this experiment is still aimed at waterless or low-water cultivation?? And Dubai??"

"Alright, wait a moment... that someone, pack up their messy vegetables and other things and send them back!"

"What? Schiller, what did you say? Wait a moment, my psychologist has some opinions... You said don't want broccoli?? Why don't you want broccoli? One of your personalities hates broccoli very much?? But they offered a high price!"

"Alright, don't want broccoli, Lorna, don't want broccoli, don't bring the broccoli back, otherwise my psychologist will go crazy!"

Polaris, who had been listening in space for a long time, rolled her eyes, sighed, crossed her arms, and said to Stark:

"Are you saying, let me carry these... um, vegetables, seeds, fertilizer, and even a bundle of forage back alone?? Stark, I'm working for you, but I'm not your slave. Slaves at least have carriages and donkey carts, you let me carry these things back?!"

"Taking a step back, can I carry them back? Where do I pack them to carry them back?!"

Before Stark could reply, Polaris felt the vibration again. When she turned her head, she saw two more machines collide.

No, this time it wasn't just two. The location of this accident was relatively close to the second accident location. First, a transport device with two wings collided with the two machines that were damaged before, and then it was a chain collision.

Polaris flew over, but the more she flew, the more she felt something was wrong, because strange things kept floating past her eyes. First, two bags of English black tea came into view, then a Mexican banana, two Cuban cigars, three large lemons from Sicily, two German sausages, a Russian large bread...

Stark's roar echoed in the universe:

"Jarvis!

Connect to the United Nations!

Why did they send these messy things into space?!

Polaris in space, looking at these things, felt very embarrassed.

After a while, Stark's helpless voice came: "Take one sample of each, bring them back for them. As for the transportation method, I will send a transport plane up later, you pack everything in..."

"My god! I thought they would use the technology I gave to start an arms race, manufacture all kinds of space weapons... At worst, it would be to improve transportation efficiency and start transporting all kinds of resources into space. As a result, what are they doing? Space agricultural products expo?!

"I don't know if cosmic radiation is useful for agricultural products..." Polaris wiped her mouth and said: "Anyway, it's definitely useless for sausages, and useless for large bread, it's still hard as hell, personally tested and proven."

"You actually ate it???... How does it taste?"

"Not so good, hiccup." ===== CHAPTER 858 =====

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