[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-my-milf-system":3,"chapter-my-milf-system-my-milf-system-chapter-133":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","My Milf System",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1623882,2093,"Chapter 133. Father of All nations","my-milf-system-chapter-133",133,"\u003Cp>\"Okay, which one of you degenerates added Madam Sarah to the list?\" Adrian snapped, holding the paper like it physically offended him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I blinked innocently. \"I thought she is kinda hot!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Brian slapped his forehead. \"She’s married, dumbass.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I sighed, dramatically. \"So no MILFs? Man, this mixer’s gonna be so mid.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Apparently, a mixer is when boys and girls get together, play games, flirt, and maybe figure out if anyone’s worth crushing on. Teen courtship, but with snacks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>We were in the boys’ locker room— a place for absolute nonsense—changing for afternoon sports.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Alright, day one of Operation Seduction,\" Adrian declared, shirtless in front of the mirror, flexing like a low-budget JoJo character.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You’re not seducing anyone with a body shaped like a soggy toothbrush,\" Brian muttered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Low key, when he wants to, Brian’s got the deadliest punchlines.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Silence, peasant! These abs are still loading!\" Adrian barked back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The plan was to throw the mixer over the weekend, but firstly, we needed to invite some girls to come over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kira, after dressing up into his sport attire sat down on a bench, rubbing his hands against each other, clearly nervous, not sure if he’d be able to invite Lorraine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And to be fair, that girl is a lunatic, pompous bitch. I get his fear. I’d hesitate too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I sat beside him. \"Don’t worry, bro. You got this. Show her what you’re made of in today’s sports matches!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He sprang to his feet, jogging in place trying to shake the fear away. \"You’re right, Asher! I’m gonna shine! I’ll dominate! She’ll have no choice but to notice me!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Adrian, finally done admiring his scrawny reflection, scoffed. \"Please. You don’t need the spotlight. All you need is this.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He whipped out a battered notebook from his backpack.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stepped onto a bench, towering above us like some kind of Walmart Zeus. \"Behold, my soldiers—The Flirt Bible! I’ve been writing this book for all my life so that when a moment like this comes, we all have somewhere to begin from!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I raised a brow. \"Bro just tell us what it’s all about?.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Patience, peasant.\" He cleared his throat dramatically. \"These are some pickup lines to use to make a girl fall head over heels for you. So, here comes the first one: ’Girl, are you a fire spell? Because you just ignited something in my pants’.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"YOHHHH!!!\" Kira exploded, eyes wide like he’d just heard the secret to life. \"That’s insane! Who thinks of that?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I cringed like my soul was trying to leave my body. \"Delete it. Burn that book. Then burn the ashes too.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Facts,\" Brian muttered, sitting beside me. \"That line alone should be a federal offense.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Adrian rolled his eyes. \"Fine! What about this one: ’Girl, do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your cleavage—I mean, eyes.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Derrick actually chuckled. \"Okay, that one’s kinda fire.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Adrian stood proudly like he just won a Nobel Prize in cringe. He kept reading more lines that had me contemplating early retirement from society, but the boys were eating it up like it was gospel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One by one, we exited the locker room, each guy clutching and memorizing a pickup line to use at the girls.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The sports matches started. The boys gave it their all—running, jumping, and sweating buckets—hoping someone would glance their way. But honestly? Not a single girl gave a damn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the day ended and people trickled back to class to pack up, and obviously go home, we spotted Lorraine, our target for the day.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>We stalked her from behind the hallway like a bunch of weirdos.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Adrian gripped Kira’s shoulder. \"This is it, bro. Remember the line. Say it smooth and slow.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kira nodded with courage as he stepped into view, leaving us watching from behind a wall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Uh... hey, Lorraine.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She turned. \"Yeah?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kira smiled nervously. \"Do you have a... uh... cleavage?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I literally stopped breathing. The hell?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lorraine blinked. \"What?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I-I mean MAP! Do you have a map?! Because I... got lost... in your... boobs—I MEAN EYES!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From behind the wall, we all facepalmed like synchronized swimmers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ignore him, Lorraine. Let’s go,\" her friend Cammy, grumbled, shooting Kira a dangerous glare.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lorraine looked genuinely concerned. \"Are you okay?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kira nodded stiffly. \"Yes. No. I—I forgot what I was saying. Sorry.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he turned and sprinted back to us.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Bro! That’s not even close to how it goes!\" Derrick whisper-yelled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Four Eyes patted Kira’s back solemnly. \"You fought bravely. Your sacrifice will be remembered.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I shook my head. \"He asked if she had cleavage, dude. He just speedran social suicide.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Brian didn’t even look up—just calmly wrote something in his notebook. \"Legendary fail. Saving that for the memoir.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And just like that... our first day with Operation Seduction failed miserably.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Later that day, I made it home, tired as hell.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mom wasn’t around, and Sharon hadn’t gotten home either since I practically ran here at full speed, chasing time to freshen up so I could get to Elvarion Fortress before sunset.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What sucked this time was that I couldn’t use my Dimensional Door, since I literally used it to take Anna to my realm from Eldoria the other day. Which means now it can only transport me from Eldoria to my realm, and not Elvarion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gosh... I miss my teleportation—it didn’t have this much stress.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a quick shower, I flew to Elvarion, landing just as the sun set.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The elf girls were already gathered around the fire, and the moment they saw me, they jumped up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We thought you weren’t coming back!!\" one cried.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I chuckled. \"I had stuff to handle. But I’m here now.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yes!! We can’t wait to receive your seeds!\" they cheered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And there, like a queen she was sat Elariel in her chair, looking sexy as hell in a soft blue, almost transparent dress she wore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Welcome back, human,\" she smiled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I bowed slightly. \"Thank you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She clapped her hands and strolled over to me.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Your seeds are truly divine, boy. We have thirty-two confirmed pregnancies. Now I’m curious to feel them inside me, too.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I choked. \"THIRTY-TWO?! You mean... thirty-two elves are pregnant with my kids?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She nodded, clearly proud of the number.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The pregnant girls all waved at me, their faces glowing with joy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I just stood there, swallowing hard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What am I now? The Father of All Nations?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Elariel leaned in close to my ear... and whispered something that really made my blood tingle.\u003C\u002Fp>",1081,"2026-06-06T10:50:49.849Z",1,"novelbin.me","f94be3b0e515303b0a5d5dd506bb3294d55e0d4db03df9c9591d6d46f4863cda","my-milf-system-chapter-134","my-milf-system-chapter-132",377,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fmy-milf-system-cover.jpg"]