[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-my-milf-system":3,"chapter-my-milf-system-my-milf-system-chapter-137":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","My Milf System",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1623886,2093,"Chapter 137. Adventuring with morons and found slimes to make dildos","my-milf-system-chapter-137",137,"\u003Cp>\"Some gentleman you are! Haha!\" Adrian laughed hard as Derrick returned to us, shoulders slumped, after getting rejected.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Derrick groaned. \"If you weren’t a bunch of morons, that girl would’ve agreed to come to the mixer!!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I mean... maybe you’re right,\" I said, shrugging, \"but did you really have to compare her to a goat? Of all things?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He dropped into a chair with a defeated sigh, pride in shambles. \"Okay, maybe I went a little overboard...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I ruffled his hair. \"No worries. We’ve still got three days left before the weekend—plenty of time to salvage this.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Mmph... amateurs,\" Brian scoffed with folded arms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I rolled my eyes. \"Dude, you might’ve convinced a girl to come, but didn’t you promise her food? Do you even have the money to pay for it?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Brian’s eyes widened. \"Wait... what? I thought you guys had that part covered!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I groaned and turned to the others. \"Do we even have a place where we’re doing this mixer thing?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Derrick shrugged. \"Figured it’d be at your place, obviously!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I frowned. \"Why!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Well...\" he counted on his fingers, \"Adrian lives with a massive family, my house is practically a haunted depression zone, and Brian’s place? Not big enough to fit a mixer. That leaves you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No way! My place is cramped too! There’s my sister... and ugh—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Adrian’s eyes lit up. \"Shazzy!\" he exclaimed. \"That’s right! I’ll invite Sharon!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I deadpanned. \"...Excuse me?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He smirked and adjusted his glasses. \"If other girls won’t come, I’ll just invite your sister!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I growled. \"Having Sharon there would be a nightmare. And what makes you think she’d even agree to come?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a confident grin, he whipped out his so-called \"Rizz Bible.\" \"I’ll charm her.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Not with those cringe lines you won’t.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Haha! Watch me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stood, scanning the cafeteria, hands on hips, then sighed. \"Why doesn’t Shazzy ever eat in the cafeteria?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Dunno. Ask her when you see her,\" I said.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He nodded. \"I will. But first, let’s plan this mixer. Venue’s settled—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No, it’s not!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"—which just leaves the food. Meaning, we need money.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Derrick chimed in. \"Let’s go hunt some monsters. Easy cash.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Alright... good luck, you guys,\" Brian muttered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Adrian grabbed him by the neck. \"You’re coming too, tubby! You’ve got a girlfriend now—work harder than us single guys!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I don’t think I can come,\" Kira said softly. \"I live far, so...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Nah, it’s cool,\" I said. \"You’re off the hook.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then it’s settled,\" Adrian declared. \"We hunt after school!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They kept bickering about mixer plans, but eventually, we all regrouped after school at the guild—Derrick, Adrian, Brian, and me.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>We entered, ignoring the judgmental glances from seasoned female hunters wondering why a bunch of amateur dudes were even there.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the reception desk sat Clara. Her eyes met mine briefly before she flinched, cheeks turning pink, and looked away with a scoff.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I chuckled. \"Hey there...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She sighed. \"This isn’t a playground for kids, you know.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>My brow twitched. Still calling me a kid, huh? Unforgivable. Her punishment is coming sooner than she thinks. Even my rod is ready to pass judgment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We came for quests!\" Adrian said, straightening up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hunter IDs, please.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>We all handed over our IDs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Adrian: D-rank.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Derrick: C-rank.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Brian: E-rank.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Me: C-rank.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Alright,\" Clara said, scanning our cards. \"I’ll give you a D-rank job—slime hunting.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Slimes? I’d never seen one before.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>We accepted the quest, and by the looks of it, the boys were used to taking slime-hunting jobs. I never really had much time for quests before, so I was just beginning to experience the life of a true adventurer with them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They led the way to a forest known for being filled with slimes. When we arrived, it looked almost like a field or a stadium patch—just endless grass, no big trees. Except, there was a river of flowing water nearby.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Alright guys! This is it!\" Adrian said, clapping his hands together. \"The battle for making the money for the mixer!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Apparently, he came dressed like a real adventurer—light armor, black gloves, and a sword strapped to his waist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Brian... well, he just looked like himself. Gray wide shorts, a plain t-shirt, and holding a weapon that kinda looked like a hammer, except it was made from the bone of some gigantic animal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lastly, Derrick held a magic staff that he claimed boosted his control over magic and helped him cast spells smoothly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All this get-up... just for slimes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And me? I was dressed in sweatpants and flip-flops.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Slimes detected—three to the north, close range, and about twelve coming from the east, fifty meters out!\" Derrick said, eyes closed, using his detection skill.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was impressive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>We all rushed to our assigned spots, and that’s when I saw the slimes. Blobs of translucent blue jelly, jiggling with each bounce like the boobies of a busty milf, leaving wet trails as they squished and wobbled across the ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I went ahead and touched one. Their bodies were jelly-like too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Slice their crystals!!\" Adrian barked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They had crystals inside them. But before killing them, I was more interested in their texture. Maybe this was what I needed to make money.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Apparently, last time when I made Sharon cum uncontrollably in my realm and got a new job ’Sister Lover’ from the system, it also gave me the option to unlock any desired skill from my skill slot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So, I chose the creation skill back then. It’s still at Level One, so it can’t do much yet, and I honestly haven’t had enough time to study it properly—but if I could practice it on these slimes, I might make loads of cash!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>People in this world don’t know anything about squishy sex toys like dildos from my previous world. With this jelly texture... if I could manage to create dildos from them, I’m pretty sure lots of sex-hungry women in Eldoria would love to try them out!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Asherman!\" Adrian yelled, jolting me out of my thoughts. \"What are you doing!? Kill those slimes! The dangerous ones are coming!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I looked up and saw a horde of other slimes—these ones slightly bigger and green in color.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Well... come along, my test subjects!\" I grinned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And just like that, I began pursuing a goal to create dildos using slimes. This hunt wasn’t that fruitless after all!\u003C\u002Fp>",1054,"2026-06-06T10:50:49.849Z",1,"novelbin.me","25089fd119df26d907c77ca701b7a4b97c2b23d5576c0fd86dcd8b42b20fca1e","my-milf-system-chapter-138","my-milf-system-chapter-136",377,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fmy-milf-system-cover.jpg"]