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Chapter 1101: The Biggest Thief in the Universe

~7 min read 1,300 words

After the sharp-mouthed one finished speaking, his eyes stared fixedly at Zhou Andong. He said these words just to provoke Zhou Andong.

To make Zhou Andong angry, furious, curse at him, and best of all, reach out and hit him, so he could ruin Zhou Andong's reputation.

But to their disappointment, Zhou Andong not only didn't get angry, but a smile remained on his face.

Only, this smile, no matter how they looked at it, felt like he was calling him a stupid idiot.

The sharp-mouthed one was very unwilling and continued to stimulate Zhou Andong.

"We have already written to the British and American governments, they must go to the International Court of Justice to file a lawsuit against your thief country, let your country pay a hundred billion in damages. If there is no money, that doesn't matter, you can use grain as collateral..."

For a time, the whole hall went quiet. Not just those patriotic reporters, even the hotel waiters felt angry at the sharp-mouthed one after hearing this.

You are kneeling and licking so obviously, can you not be so obvious? As fellow Xiangjiang people, we all feel our faces burning with pain.

"Ha!"

Zhou Andong's laugh was too obviously mocking, making the anger of the sharp-mouthed one and those Hong Kong waste reach its peak instantly.

Being mocked by Zhou Andong like this instantly triggered their sensitive and fragile nerves, and another guy said in a sharp voice.

"What are you laughing at? Do you also feel that what you once said is very ridiculous?"

"I am laughing at you idiots." Immediately after, Zhou Andong put his hands together and apologized to the other reporters with a smile: "Sorry, sorry, I don't have much culture, usually I speak without thinking, sometimes I am quite vulgar, everyone don't mind."

The reporters were speechless. Who doesn't know that you, Zhou Andong, are knowledgeable and have great eloquence? You think anyone believes you when you say this?

The sharp-mouthed one and those few Hong Kong waste were so angry their faces turned livid. Zhou Andong didn't do anything, but they were almost angered to death.

Zhou Andong looked at them, his smile becoming very bright: "Your British fathers, American fathers, and those Western colonialists have been stealing things from other parts of the world for at least 600 years."

Zhou Andong raised his hand and made a six gesture, his face full of mockery: "600 years, how are you still embarrassed to use the word 'stealing' on others?

Just stealing the gunpowder invented by China allowed your British and American pirate ancestors to plunder trillions of dollars from every corner of the earth.

Do you think that today's wealth of your British and American fathers is because their ancestors worked harder than others? I tell you, it's because they were better at shooting than anyone else.

If there were no paper to share ideas, what would our modern society look like? Could Newton have explained his laws of motion on a stone tablet?

If there were no A4 paper to write down thoughts, could Einstein have engraved his equations on a stone tablet? The things I'm saying are just two examples of China's inventions that benefit humanity.

In China's five-thousand-year civilization history, there are thousands more, and it is certain that China's contribution to humanity is much greater than the ancestors of your British and American war-mongering fathers.

The ancestors of your British and American fathers are the biggest thieves in the history of this universe. You are still kneeling there, writing letters to your British and American fathers, going to the International Court of Justice to file a lawsuit. Do you think your British and American fathers have the guts?

If we in China didn't let your British and American fathers use our inventions, your British and American fathers wouldn't even have the concept of toilet paper, and might still be like the Indians, using their fingers to pick.

Now you have put forward the opinion of going to the International Court of Justice to file a lawsuit. I think, for the sake of fairness, China should collect usage fees for the compass, gunpowder, printing, etc., from the whole world.

Not to mention anything else, just charging for gunpowder, your British and American fathers might go bankrupt.

Zhou Andong's words made those patriotic reporters feel all their pent-up anger dissipate, and they felt invigorated.

Zhou Andong is Zhou Andong, truly living up to his reputation. This knowledge, this eloquence—after today, these Hong Kong waste will definitely have shadows in their hearts.

And the few Hong Kong waste were indeed rendered speechless by Zhou Andong.

If you want to talk about thieves, Western countries are definitely it. They wanted to wash their British and American fathers, but after thinking for a long time, they suddenly found that they were covered in shit, and they didn't know where to start washing.

Looking at them, the smile on Zhou Andong's face never disappeared: "By the way, do you know how many things Edison stole?"

You bastard, are you finished? What could Edison steal?

They wanted to ask, wanted to refute, but seeing the smile on Zhou Andong's face, they suddenly felt very guilty.

And those patriotic reporters were also stunned. Edison stole things?

One by one, they looked at Zhou Andong expectantly, wanting to know the answer from Zhou Andong's mouth.

However, Zhou Andong didn't answer them directly, but bared his teeth and smiled at those Hong Kong waste.

"Don't know, right? This is the result of being unlearned and unskilled. When you go back, ask your teachers how many things Edison stole. And your American fathers, how they deceived your British fathers on the atomic bomb.

In addition, I will tell you that coins and paper money were invented by China, and your British and American fathers, including all Western countries, have been using them freely for more than a thousand years. You tell me, should China file a lawsuit for plagiarism and theft of this invention? And they haven't paid a penny.

For hundreds of years, your British and American fathers have used the compass invented by China to travel around the world, colonizing many countries without spending a penny. Should China file a lawsuit for stealing the invention?

Westerners turned gunpowder, invented by China for cultural and religious purposes, into weapons, used it to occupy the world, but didn't give China a penny.

They used paper to sign unilateral contracts, used the paper invented by China to write biased history books, pointing fingers at the world, praising the West, and didn't pay a penny.

During the Renaissance, papermaking and printing spread a large number of new ideas and new works, inspired Europeans, and triggered the bourgeois revolution. Did these companies pay patent fees to China?

Western spies stole China's silkworms and used them to produce silk in other countries. Did they pay patent fees? Westerners stole China's pottery technology and mass-produced porcelain. Did they pay patent fees to China?

Westerners stole tea seeds and planted them in India. Did they pay patent fees to China? Westerners, including your British and American fathers, have stolen countless things from China.

And you are a group of infants who recognize thieves as fathers, lack IQ, like to cry and make trouble, and idiots who throw tantrums everywhere, pathetic and shameful." ===== CHAPTER 1102 =====

Westerners stole tea seeds and planted them in India; did they pay patent fees to China? The things Westerners, including your British and American daddies, have stolen from China are countless.

And you are just a group of infants who recognize thieves as fathers, lack intelligence, love to cry and make a scene, and are idiots who throw tantrums everywhere; it is both pathetic and shameful."

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