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Chapter 319: Regional Dialect

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Xiao Liuzi joined in the fun: "Brother Dong, we are dignified Chinese men, how can we let international friends down? Go up, don't lose the face of our country."

"Damn!" Zhou Andong cursed at them.

"Damn?" The foreign old lady's Chinese was very good. She had been listening with a smile, feeling that youth was great, when suddenly she heard Zhou Andong say "damn," and as a self-proclaimed China expert, she didn't know what it meant, so she asked.

"Damn, what does it mean?"

"Ah?" Zhou Andong didn't expect this old lady to have such a strong thirst for knowledge. He gave a dry laugh and said with a full mouth of nonsense.

"Don't you think that 'damn' and 'good' sound similar in some places? This is our regional dialect, it means good."

"Damn, damn..." Having learned a dialect word, the foreign old lady looked very happy, "Are you agreeing to my invitation?"

"Pah!"

"Cough, cough, cough..."

Zheng Xiyan had just taken a sip of wine. Hearing Zhou Andong's explanation, she couldn't hold it back and sprayed it all on Yang Ming, followed by a violent cough.

"Sorry, sorry!"

Zheng Xiyan took a tissue and wiped Yang Ming.

Yang Ming gave a bitter smile; "I'll do it myself."

Zhou Andong looked at Gu Bing and the others, smiling, and said: "Let me tell you, if I go crazy, even I am afraid of myself, don't regret it."

After speaking, Zhou Andong took the old lady's hand and made an invitation gesture very gentlemanly, "Beautiful and noble lady, may I invite you to dance?"

The old lady said happily: "Damn!"

"Pah!"

Zheng Xiyan sprayed another mouthful of wine on Yang Ming.

Yang Ming looked at Zheng Xiyan with tears in his eyes, holding the tissue he hadn't had time to throw away, "Yanzi, if you have any dissatisfaction with me, don't torture me like this, you can say it, I'll change, okay?"

Zhou Andong's mouth twitched, and he pulled the old lady into the dance floor.

Gu Bing and the others finally couldn't hold back and burst into laughter.

Guan Tingya looked at Zhou Andong dancing gracefully on the dance floor, and a beautiful arc appeared at the corner of her mouth: "Dancing so well, yet saying he doesn't know how, truly a man's mouth is a liar's ghost."

"Sorry, sorry..."

Zheng Xiyan apologized to Yang Ming repeatedly, then looked at Xiao Liuzi: "Brother, where did you get this friend? He's too funny."

Guan Tingya said: "He is Qiuqiu sister's boyfriend."

"Ah?" Zheng Xiyan looked surprised, "Brother-in-law?"

Guan Tingya said unhappily: "They aren't married yet, don't call him brother-in-law."

Zheng Xiyan looked at Gu Bing: "Is it true?"

Gu Bing snorted: "Yes!"

Zheng Xiyan looked at Zhou Andong on the dance floor, her curiosity piqued: "To be chosen by Qiuqiu sister, he really is a strange man."

"Zhou Andong!" The foreign old lady said with a smile: "You can just call me Flora."

"Mrs. Flora!" Zhou Andong said: "Your Chinese is so good, have you studied it professionally?"

Flora shook her head: "I have one-quarter Chinese blood."

"Oh?" Zhou Andong was very surprised.

Flora said: "My grandmother was Chinese. When I was a child, she told me many, many stories about ancient China. My Chinese was learned from my grandmother, and this is already my third time in China."

Zhou Andong suddenly understood: "Madam, your dancing is really good."

"You dance very well too, which also surprised me." Flora smiled slightly, "My student, Eileen, is a very beautiful and kind girl. She is over there, I will introduce you later."

Zhou Andong shook his head and said: "Sorry, Madam, I already have a girlfriend."

Flora blinked: "Have a girlfriend? What does it matter? For such an excellent young man like you, isn't it normal to have a few lovers outside?" 【319-4

Flora blinked: "You have a girlfriend? What does that matter? For a young man as outstanding as you, isn't it normal to have a few lovers out there?"

Zhou Andong opened his mouth to say something, but the music stopped. Flora didn't give him a chance to escape, pulling him toward a blonde, blue-eyed beauty.

Although Zhou Andong couldn't tell how old this foreign girl was, her figure, face, and that pair of "lethal weapons" were absolutely top-tier.

"Irene!" Flora called out.

The top-tier beauty saw Flora and asked: "Teacher, what is it?"

Flora said excitedly: "I'm introducing you to a very, very outstanding young man, Zhou Andong."

"Zhou Andong?" Irene's Chinese was a bit lackluster; she probably learned it from Flora, but hadn't learned it well.

"Yes!" Flora placed their hands together. Just then, the music started again. "You young people should interact more. Go on."

Irene shrugged: "Zhou, please!"

Zhou Andong had no choice but to step onto the dance floor once again.

"Zhou!" Irene was very talkative. "Teacher Flora rarely praises anyone. How did you do it? You just met, and you already made her like you so much?"

Zhou Andong said: "I didn't do anything. She likes me, perhaps because of my kindness and simplicity."

Irene chuckled: "You are the first man I've met who isn't humble at all in front of me. However, I really like your frankness."

The two chatted while dancing, looking quite happy.

However, as this scene fell into Gu Bing's eyes, his mood wasn't very good.

"That bastard, he's flirting everywhere he goes. See if I don't tell Qiuqiu."

Xiao Liuzi's eyes hadn't left Irene, and he clicked his tongue, saying: "Don't say, this girl is really good-looking, especially her figure; it's the best I've ever seen."

Guan Tingya snorted: "Is Sister Qiuqiu's figure not as good as this foreign woman's?"

Xiao Liuzi immediately said: "How can you compare them? Sister Qiuqiu is a goddess who fell to the mortal world; this foreign girl is at best just a bit prettier than ordinary women."

Song Mao's eyes were like a scanner, constantly scanning the room. Whenever he saw a pretty foreign girl, he would get a bit restless. But seeing that Gu Bing and Xiao Liuzi hadn't moved, he didn't dare to let himself go.

On the dance floor, Zhou Andong held Irene's slender hand and wrapped his arm around her supple waist, still enjoying himself quite a bit.

"Zhou, did you study abroad in the West? You dance so well."

Zhou Andong smiled: "Actually, I don't like ballroom dancing. I like passionate, blood-pumping DJ music!"

Irene's eyes lit up. She leaned forward, her face against Zhou Andong's ear: "I'll tell you a secret: if Teacher hadn't insisted I attend, I wouldn't like this kind of dance party either."

Zhou Andong's heart stirred: "You like DJ music too?"

"Yes!" Irene answered very affirmatively.

Zhou Andong smiled: "Then how about we have a passionate rave?"

"Can we?" Irene was still leaning against Zhou Andong's ear, looking very intimate.

"Wait for it!" Zhou Andong turned and ran toward the stage, then leaped, landing heavily on the stage with a bang.

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