Chapter 501: You Were Beaten by a Monkey
The single dogs who were collectively attacked by Cao Zei's words immediately started shouting angrily, retorting one after another.
However, Cao Mingliang always had a calm and composed smile on his face. No matter what those few people said, he just said one sentence: "If you have the ability, go find a girlfriend, don't bark like a dog."
This was just like that joke on the internet about the Buddha, the Jade Emperor, and the Monkey.
No matter how the Jade Emperor showed off his status and position, the Buddha just said, "You were beaten by a monkey!"
At this moment, the lethality of Cao Zei's sentence was also not inferior at all.
Several single dogs were left with no temper by Cao Zei, feeling so stifled and depressed in their hearts, and even more eager to get out of being single.
Damn it, why does it feel like I'm inferior just because I'm not in a relationship!
Including Ceng Xin, who once had a long-distance girlfriend, felt even more uncomfortable in his heart.
Why say "once"? Because some time ago, this guy's girlfriend couldn't withstand the pursuit of a boy from the same school and cheated on him.
This was a very sad story!
The boys in several dormitories had been very careful not to mention this matter during this period, wanting to let time heal the scars in this poor person's heart.
However, Cao Zei's collective attack this time clearly splashed onto him as well, and the injury wasn't light.
"Zhe Ge, where are we eating tonight?"
Qin Tian ignored the group of noisy guys and asked Zhuang Zhe with a smile.
Zhuang Zhe nudged Chen Zhuang on the side and answered: "Zhuang Ge suggested beer and barbecue, so tonight at the usual place."
Qin Tian glanced at Chen Zhuang and nodded with a smile.
Now that the temperature had warmed up, the king of late-night snacks, crayfish, had once again ushered in a peak sales season. Adding some beer and barbecue was indeed what many young people liked most.
"Brother, I haven't seen Su Yan for a long time. Zhuang Zhe, Su Yan should be going too, right?"
Xia Nuannuan looked at Zhuang Zhe and asked.
Although they were in the same school, the Jiang University campus was really too big. If they didn't make a special appointment to meet, it was possible they wouldn't run into each other for a year or two.
Xia Nuannuan had been busy getting her driver's license recently and didn't have time to make an appointment with Su Yan to go shopping.
"She should be. Tian Jing said she would call her to go together, along with the other two in their dormitory."
Zhuang Zhe nodded and answered.
"That's great."
Upon hearing this, a sweet smile bloomed on Xia Nuannuan's pretty face.
And Ceng Xin and the other boys, hearing that there were three more girls going, had their eyes light up instantly.
"Zhe Ge, Zhe Ge, take me along too!"
A boy from the neighboring dormitory begged with a face full of fawning smiles.
"And me, and me, Zhe Ge, don't forget me!"
"Zhe Ge, take all the brothers along. If you're worried about the high consumption, we can go Dutch after eating!"
"That's right, that's right, that's not an issue. Zhe Ge, you've successfully gotten out of being single now, take us along!"
"Zhe Ge, the girls in your girlfriend's class, we've all had an outdoor barbecue together, we're all acquaintances!"
Several people didn't want to miss this good opportunity, and their sincere tone sounded a bit pitiful.
"Then let's all go together. Going Dutch or whatever, forget it, I'll treat."
Zhuang Zhe agreed quite readily.
Although his family conditions weren't very good, he wasn't a stingy person, and the money he had earned following Qin Tian in the stock market during this period was enough to support his university living expenses and tuition.
"Zhe Ge is generous!!!"
Several boys shouted in unison, feeling extremely excited.
Inside the classroom, many students heard the noise and cast curious glances over, discussing with each other in confusion who "Zhe Ge" was.
Zhuang Zhe's presence in the class was usually too weak. Many times, when the teacher occasionally called this name, everyone couldn't even remember that there was such a person in the class.
As for the title "Zhe Ge," they had never heard of it before, and it was very unfamiliar.
At 6:30 PM, Chen Zhuang walked out of Dormitory 208 in the lead and shouted loudly to the outside.
"Everyone eating barbecue, hurry up and come out, don't be late!!!"
For a moment, the other three boys' dormitories next door exploded, and it was a mess.
"Damn, it's only 6:30, why so early?"
"Don't, I'm about to finish this game, what should I do?"
"Surrender!"
"I've been a turtle for half an hour, farmed so many minions, I'm about to take off with six items!"
"Is it more important than girls?"
"Damn, what if the teammates don't surrender!!!"
"Lang Ge, where's your hair gel? Give me some!"
"Who has perfume? Lend it to me, I haven't washed these clothes for several days."
"..."
Qin Tian and the four didn't wait long before a group of flashy guys, having tidied themselves up in a life-and-death race, rushed out of the dormitory one after another.
Afterwards, the group left the dormitory laughing and joking, heading toward the school gate.
Arriving at the school gate, Su Yan, Tian Jing, and the other two girls from their dormitory, as well as the four from Xia Nuannuan's dormitory, happened to come over from another direction together.
A group of beauties with different temperaments came over, smiling and talking, making the boys' eyes go straight.
Including Ceng Xin and Cao Mingliang, the group of single dogs all wore their most charming smiles and struck their coolest poses.
One guy with very poor posing skills even put one hand in his pocket in an exaggerated way, looking into the distance at a 45-degree angle.
It was almost summer, who the hell puts their hand in their pocket for no reason?
The sunset had already gone down over there, and no one knew what he was looking at.
Xia Nuannuan and Su Yan walked over arm in arm, chatting and laughing. Seeing Qin Tian, they hurriedly waved their other arms with sweet smiles.
A refreshing smile appeared on Qin Tian's handsome face. He didn't deliberately try to show off, yet he was already the one with the strongest presence among the group of boys, making the girls unconsciously keep their attention on him.
Besides the few who didn't come, there were about ten boys in the class, and counting the eight girls from the two dormitories, there were nearly twenty people. After meeting up, they marched out of the school gate in a mighty force.
On the way, some people had already started looking for opportunities impatiently.
The two girls from Su Yan and Tian Jing's dormitory had both gone to the outdoor barbecue last time, and some of the boys in the class knew them.
Compared to Su Yan and Xia Nuannuan, the looks of the two girls were of course a bit ordinary.
But for young girls around twenty, as long as they didn't look too ugly, they were always very attractive to boys who had been single since birth.
Moreover, not everyone had Qin Tian's conditions. It was precisely because they were slightly ordinary that the boys had the confidence to pursue them.
Just like Su Yan, even though she was still single, there were no boys who dared to go over and hit on her.
Including Cao Mingliang, the sentimental playboy, he didn't have any thoughts about her at all.
In the dormitory, one night after the lights went out, everyone had discussed Su Yan.
In Cao Zei's words, this girl was like a flower on a high peak, too challenging, only to be viewed from afar. If one really overestimated their own abilities and insisted on pursuing her, they would only be slapping their own faces. ===== CHAPTER 502 =====
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