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Chapter 415

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Deadpool understood; at this moment, he felt he was so kind-hearted~

Deadpool scratched his bumpy scalp, then smashed his head into Mr. Paradox's nose bridge, snatched the time manager from him, and returned to his own universe.

Amidst the heavy snow, Deadpool dug frantically, and then he unearthed a shining skeleton.

That was precisely Wolverine's Adamantium, and he knew that what the Time Variance Authority said was all true!

Deadpool was in despair, and he roared angrily, "Fuck!!! Who the hell told you to die, you bastard!"

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【Deadpool: "Logan, you son of a bitch! Why did you have to die! Say something, damn it! Do you know how helpless, desperate, and broken I am!"】

【Laughing: "Pfft, hahahahahaha, Deadpool is too pitiful."】

【X-23: "Helpless, desperate, and broken, and then you dug up my dad's grave???"】

【Cable: "Small matter, small matter, isn't it fine just to bury him back? Deadpool was just trying to verify if this was true~"】

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Just as Deadpool was crying like a child, the Time Variance Authority guards had already found this place and came to arrest Deadpool, after all, this was the guy who had hit their superior.

"Whew... old buddy, we have to fight side by side again!", Deadpool glanced firmly at the skeleton Wolverine beside him, then without hesitation, he tore off two of the skeleton's ribs and threw them out!

Two guards were struck and died on the spot. Taking advantage of the enemies' momentary shock, Deadpool grabbed the skeleton Wolverine's tailbone and smashed it fiercely into the crowd!

Before long, there were several more corpses on the ground.

And Deadpool didn't stay idle either. Since his universe would be destroyed without Wolverine, why not just go to a universe that had a Wolverine and bring him back?

No sooner said than done, Deadpool immediately used the space-time shuttle to travel to various universes.

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Marvel World

Wolverine's face was already full of nuclear-level kindness. Sure enough, he really didn't like this guy!

Deadpool... Wolverine's fists clenched, cracking loudly. Next time he saw that guy, he would definitely shove his head up his ass!

But his eyes remained fixed on the Deadpool in the screen, unmoving. He wanted to see what he would be like in other universes!

Across the Myriad Worlds

Watching the Time Variance Authority guards being beaten up by Deadpool, everyone was lost in thought.

They already understood the previous time management system; simply put, He Who Remains created time management, and the members below were all snatched from various space-times to work.

So... the Time Variance Authority seemed to have supreme power and authority, but in reality, only the few people at the very top had any real strength?

But as bosses, couldn't they improve their employees' strength? Like, couldn't they just grab an Infinity Stone?

However, everyone wasn't too surprised. After all, if the Time Variance Authority were truly incomparably powerful, wouldn't time disruptors like Kang the Conqueror have been captured long ago?

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"Hey, it's you," Deadpool traveled through the space-time portal to a universe and met that universe's Wolverine in a bar.

The roughly 1.5-meter-tall Wolverine jumped off his chair, looking at Deadpool with ill intent, "Who the hell are you?"

"Oh my god... look at this furry athlete. Kid, you're really amazing, being so short is so faithful to the original," Deadpool sighed.

But clearly, this wasn't the one he was looking for.

Then, in the limited time, Deadpool kept traveling through countless universes, searching for Wolverine.

Old Man Wolverine, Young Wolverine, Classic Wolverine, Wolverine vs. Hulk, and he even encountered the legendary limited edition Superman Wolverine!

But no matter which universe's Wolverine it was, they all harbored immense malice toward Deadpool, drawing their blades the moment they saw him!

Finally, Deadpool arrived at a bar and met a decadent Wolverine there, who was shunned by everyone.

And for this reason, Wolverine chose to follow Deadpool to the Time Variance Authority.

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Marvel World

Wolverine was stunned. Although he wasn't exactly popular, he wasn't shunned by everyone, right?

Even bars didn't want him? And he himself was so decadent; what heaven-defying, earth-shattering thing did he do in that universe to be treated like this?

Time Variance Authority

Loki looked at the decadent, annoying Wolverine in the screen, lost in thought. He waved his hand, and countless original stories appeared before his eyes.

"A decadent, hated Wolverine, Old Man Logan?"

Loki quickly knew which universe's Wolverine this was, and what this Wolverine had done.

Simply put, in that universe, the blackened Hulk, Red Skull, Magneto, and Doctor Doom had partitioned the entire Earth.

To avoid further oppression by superheroes, the villains united and attacked the superheroes, and the X-Mansion was besieged by forty people!

To prevent the X-Mansion from being desecrated by the villains, Wolverine fought forty villains alone!

But... when Wolverine finished killing everyone, he finally sobered up, only to realize he had long since fallen for Mysterio's illusion. The people he fought weren't villains at all, but his closest partners and teammates!

"Tsk tsk tsk, this kind of blow is really hard to recover from," Loki sighed.

It had to be said, people who used illusions were truly terrifying.

But compared to him, they were still lacking. Illusions were, to put it bluntly, lies and phantoms, while he was the truth~

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When Deadpool dragged the dead-drunk Wolverine to the Time Variance Authority, Mr. Paradox's face immediately twisted into a bitter melon.

This trashiest Wolverine in the entire universe simply wouldn't work; Deadpool's universe was still going to be destroyed!

"Your universe is still going to be finished. The humane thing to do is to give him a quick end," Mr. Paradox said, picking up a small bun and eating it with relish.

"...? My universe is going to be finished, and that gives you such a big appetite?", Deadpool asked, dumbfounded.

"And I'm about to lose everything, all because of that stupid wolf cub?", Deadpool was dissatisfied and demanded to see the boss of these guys right now!

But as soon as the words fell, everyone's expressions froze, and Deadpool was also stunned, shocked.

So the boss didn't know anything at all; it was this bunch of brats making trouble underneath?!!!

Deadpool said angrily, "Don't pretend anymore! I can hear the sound of your sphincters tightening from nervousness. Now I'm going to..."

But before he could finish, Mr. Paradox directly pruned them both!

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Across the Myriad Worlds

Everyone raised their eyebrows. This plot... was gradually becoming familiar, wasn't it?

Committing a crime — being caught by the Time Variance Authority — raging and being a jerk — being pruned, so what comes next...?

Going to the Void? Then conquering the living time storm Alioth? Opening the Citadel at the End of Time, meeting He Who Remains, oh wait, it should be Loki here?

An indescribable sense of amusement rose in everyone's hearts. If this was really how it unfolded...

Then Loki would become the clown, right?

But there was one thing everyone didn't know yet: how long after that Loki incident was this?

If it was an endless amount of time, perhaps the guess above might really be possible.

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The Void

When Deadpool woke up, he saw Wolverine looking at him with ill intent, and then the claws directly tore through Deadpool's flesh, lifting him up!

Wolverine angrily demanded to know where Deadpool had brought him!

Deadpool was dumbfounded. This place looked a bit like Mad Max? But did they have the copyright?

Before Deadpool could be puzzled, the excruciating pain struck again. Wolverine directly stabbed Deadpool's balls and then threw him away.

Deadpool crawled up from the ground, humbly begging Wolverine to help him save his world.

But Wolverine didn't buy it at all, "In your dreams!"

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Marvel World

Wolverine laughed viciously. He didn't care at all about whether he was an anchor being.

Just looking at Deadpool's face, which looked like an ass, was already unbearable.

How could he possibly become a partner with that bitch?! If he wanted that to happen, his ass would have to grow on his face too!

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Seeing that Wolverine didn't buy it, Deadpool immediately activated his sharp-tongued skill, maxing out Wolverine's anger.

The two looked at each other, killing intent raging!

"Alright! Come on! Since that's the case, let's serve the audience some hard dishes! It must be worth the ticket price; that's the only way it's interesting."

Saying this, the two fought into a ball!

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