[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-naruto-i-m-an-uchiha-so-i-m-lying-flat":3,"chapter-naruto-i-m-an-uchiha-so-i-m-lying-flat-naruto-i-m-an-uchiha-so-i-m-lying-flat-chapter-2":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Naruto: I'm an Uchiha, So I'm Lying Flat!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},1940033,2676,"Chapter 2: Kakashi Sighs, The Strange Uchiha","naruto-i-m-an-uchiha-so-i-m-lying-flat-chapter-2",2,"\u003Cp>Uchiha Jin's mouth twitched.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Encountering such a salted-fish system, he truly felt helpless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At least!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had secured the Newcomer Grand Gift Pack; from now on, he wouldn't need to complete any missions, only be as lazy as possible to earn rewards.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In that regard, it seemed like a good thing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But, it was numb.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In this damn society of the Ninja World, ninja are merely the village's weapons.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>During wartime, if Itachi dare to be lazy, even if the Hokage Danzo doesn't act, the village won't spare Itachi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even in peacetime, Itachi still have to take missions!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Truly, it's worrying!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as Uchiha Jin was worrying, Saruto Daixiong on the podium finally finished his pep talk.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ahem, one final point.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Everyone rest well these next few days; squad assignments begin in three days.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Now, class dismissed!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After Saruto Daixiong spoke, he left the classroom directly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside the classroom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With the teacher's departure, the ninja students from commoner families began to clamor noisily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I have finally become a ninja, ready to fight to protect the village!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I will definitely become a great ninja who surpasses Kakashi, even the Legendary Sannin of Konoha.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I will become the Hokage!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The commoner ninja spoke up one after another.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were all as if pumped with adrenaline; light shone in their eyes, as if they saw themselves slaughtering enemies everywhere and growing into towering figures within the village.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In contrast, the ninja from the major clans frowned, their eyes flickering constantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They had access to more information and understood the village's true situation better.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They did not warn these commoner ninja; instead, they left the classroom quietly in pairs or threes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uchiha Jin narrowed his eyes slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His expression was very calm; especially when looking at this group of commoner ninja, his gaze held complexity mixed with some pity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had no intention of warning them; he left the classroom quietly and headed straight home.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The reason was simple.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These people had been thoroughly brainwashed; if he dared to speak nonsense, this group wouldn't just be grateful, they might even report him directly to the Hokage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By then, he wouldn't get any mutton, but would only attract trouble.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Plus, with his Uchiha identity, what might greet him then could be the Hokage Danzo of Konoha.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the street, pedestrians were like a woven fabric.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uchiha Jin looked relaxed, glanced at the azure sky, yawned, and then arrived at Ichiraku Ramen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Uncle Teuchi, one super-deluxe seafood ramen.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uchiha Jin sat down and spoke very casually.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was a regular at this shop, having visited frequently since crossing over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On one hand, he couldn't cook.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a habit from his past life; ordering takeout every day, he had long become a shut-in and forgotten that skill entirely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the other hand, although his parents died tragically, he was not short of money.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>More importantly, he hoped to get familiar with Boss Teuchi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When great chaos eventually strikes Konoha, it would suffice for him to hide here and bide his time.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Yes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although this is a very small shop with only a row of seats by the door, fitting about five people at most.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the hearts of online fans from his past life, the owner here is known as the existence of the Otsutsuki Ichiraku!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This claim might be a bit exaggerated, but neither the Nine-Tails incident nor the later Six Paths Pain affected this Ichiraku Ramen shop.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is a fact!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even during the later Boruto era, this small shop still existed and even expanded its premises.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yo, it's Jin!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Today is your graduation day; Itachi must celebrate properly.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Today, Uncle will treat Itachi to extra chashu and tempura!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Teuchi Ichiraku squinted his eyes, a warm smile on his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ayame, busy in the shop, heard this and came out, smiling and chatting with Uchiha Jin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uchiha Jin smiled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While waiting for his meal, he chatted casually with the father and daughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just then, a masked ninja walked in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"One extra-large tonkotsu ramen.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had a cold expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His head was full of white hair, he wore a black mask, and he gave off an air of keeping strangers away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was Kakashi Hatake.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uchiha Jin's nominal classmate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After saying that,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he sat directly next to Uchiha Jin, even casting a subtle glance at him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deep in his eyes, a hint of confusion appeared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi did not actually know this old classmate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the Uchiha fan, known throughout Konoha and even the ninja world, was known to everyone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What Kakashi couldn't figure out was: weren't most members of the Uchiha clan arrogant and disdainful of ordinary people?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Uchiha before him was truly strange.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unexpectedly,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>besides Obito, who followed him around every day shouting nonstop, the Uchiha clan actually had such a weirdo.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>while Kakashi observed Uchiha Jin, Uchiha Jin was silently observing Kakashi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He indeed did not expect to run into the other person here.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But thinking it over, it seemed quite normal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the original story, basically everyone with any fame was willing to come to Ichiraku Ramen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he had no intention of paying attention to Kakashi; he just chatted with Ayame while eating his dinner in large mouthfuls.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, the two were not close.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uchiha Jin only wanted to lay low; the system he awakened today was even a lazy, fat otaku.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Under these circumstances, he did not want to interact with these plot characters.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because that meant trouble!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Uncle Teuchi, Ayame, thank Itachi for the meal.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I'm heading back.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After finishing his meal, he smiled and said his goodbyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stood up, stretched, turned around, and left the noodle shop.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi, who was eating, kept thinking in his mind about Uchiha Jin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Kakashi, why aren't Itachi eating?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Is the taste bad today?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ayame walked over, arms crossed, staring at Kakashi with an annoyed expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obviously,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>if Kakashi did not give an explanation, she would be very angry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi responded with an awkward smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He hurriedly ate while apologizing, then asked about Uchiha Jin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Ayame did not hide anything.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Itachi mean Lord Jin!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"He is indeed an unusual Uchiha; he has been coming to our shop to eat for seven or eight years and counts as a regular customer.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Lord Jin speaks very gently and is extremely polite; he is a very good person.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Kakashi's expression relaxed slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Honestly, when he first saw Uchiha Jin, he subconsciously thought the other person was deliberately approaching him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because his teacher was Minato Namikaze!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Perhaps ordinary people were unclear, but he knew very well that his teacher was a strong contender for the Fourth Hokage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi also understood the Uchiha clan's problems very well.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So when he saw Uchiha Jin, he naturally assumed subconsciously that this fellow might be trying to get close to his teacher.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fortunately.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ayanoko's words dispelled his doubts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She had been coming here for seven or eight years straight, making her an absolute regular customer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking this, he shook his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What a strange Uchiha!\"\u003C\u002Fp>",1177,"2026-06-15T03:17:39.194Z","2026-06-15T05:57:24.635Z",1,"Qwen3.5 122B","efafb748355c1155aa236134d7d1481a8a663d3c83511b11d465bcf467108fdb","naruto-i-m-an-uchiha-so-i-m-lying-flat-chapter-3","naruto-i-m-an-uchiha-so-i-m-lying-flat-chapter-1",115,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fnaruto-i-m-an-uchiha-so-i-m-lying-flat-cover.jpg"]