[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-naruto-i-m-an-uchiha-so-i-m-lying-flat":3,"chapter-naruto-i-m-an-uchiha-so-i-m-lying-flat-naruto-i-m-an-uchiha-so-i-m-lying-flat-chapter-3":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Naruto: I'm an Uchiha, So I'm Lying Flat!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},1940034,2676,"Chapter 3: Lying Flat Brings Rewards, Preparing an Exit Early","naruto-i-m-an-uchiha-so-i-m-lying-flat-chapter-3",3,"\u003Cp>Uchiha Clan Compound.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the edge stood a dilapidated two-story house; this was Uchiha Jin's home in this world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It must be said.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though the house was a bit run-down, the location was quite good, very close to the Konoha commercial district.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, the Nine-Tails Uprising had not yet erupted, and the Uchiha Clan Compound had not been relocated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As a founding family of the Hidden Leaf Village, the clan lands they occupied were naturally not poor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Along the way, Uchiha Jin had received plenty of eye-rolls, provocations, and humiliations from his clansmen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But, regarding this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He, long accustomed to it, merely let his face droop, yawned, and began his verbal jutsu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ah, yes, yes, yes!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Itachi are absolutely right; I am a coward, I am trash!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Itachi are awesome, Itachi are powerful, Itachi are the GOAT!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Indeed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When he first transmigrated, he might have felt anger or indignation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had long grown accustomed and numb, developing a thick skin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He even found these clansmen laughable and pitiable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guarding the so-called broken signboard of the \"Hidden Leaf's First Wealthy Family,\" yet unaware they had long become a dish on someone else's table.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>He lacked the power to dominate the ninja world like Madara Uchiha, lacked the basic refinement for high-level political struggle, and clung to that pitiful pride...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Itachi don't die, who will?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had no desire to associate with such fools.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a brief moment of reflection, he gently pushed open the door and stepped into the silent room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He quickly swept the dust from the room, then lay down directly on the bed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His entire body, his face, all relaxed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the past, he might have added extra training.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But things are different now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With the Lying Flat and Slacking System, why bother cultivating at all!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Isn't lying flat wonderful?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Chakra +13]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Fire Release +16]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Lightning Release +11]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Taijutsu +13]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Yin Release +19]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lying on the bed, Uchiha Jin heard the system's notification sound, and a faint smile gradually appeared on the corner of his mouth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So satisfying!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No need to struggle through cultivation, yet strength keeps increasing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>System, the GOAT!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After enjoying the moment, he opened the system panel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Host: Uchiha Jin\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chakra: 1062\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>PS: Standardized to Kakashi; an adult Kakashi has 1000 chakra.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fire Release (Proficient): 168\u002F400\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lightning Release (Beginner): 32\u002F100\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Taijutsu (Proficient): 121\u002F400\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yin Release (Intermediate): 36\u002F200\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sharingan: Three Tomoe\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Skills: Body Flicker Technique, Six Powers of the Marines, Great Fireball Technique, Phoenix Sage Fire Technique, Flame Bullet Technique, Great Fire Annihilation, Storm Dance\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Overall Assessment: Jonin\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hmm, not bad!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After reviewing his stats, Uchiha Jin was very satisfied.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although compared to the entire ninja world, his strength was merely average.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But, it didn't matter!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the very least,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>surviving the next three Great Ninja Wars should be no problem.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, as someone who advocated the path of survival, he had never shown his true abilities at the academy; everyone thought he was a waste.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Under these circumstances,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>with no cultivation value whatsoever, the Uchiha clan took no interest, so his fate was simply to be cannon fodder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One could imagine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The teammates assigned to him would basically be cannon fodder as well.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The supervising ninja would, at best, be a Chunin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A Jonin?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Don't even think about it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That was the standard for elite students.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for the missions for us cannon fodder, the enemies we faced would likely be just grunts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if luck ran out and we encountered Orochimaru or the masked Danzo, forcing us into a decoy mission to die, it wouldn't matter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, we were just grunts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What kind of enemies could a decoy possibly draw?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if Danzo wanted to deliberately kill this Uchiha, he surely wouldn't waste a Jonin to deal with this 'waste'!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, that was nonsense.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As a 'waste' who openly possessed no Sharingan, a high-ranking figure like Danzo would likely ignore him even if they met.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It would be a waste of time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if captured, what good would it do? He didn't even have a Sharingan!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hmm, good.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Surviving this third Great Ninja War should be no problem.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Next, it's just slacking off.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Never show myself. Even if I face a desperate situation, I will absolutely not intervene until all my 'teammates' are dead!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wait until Itachi've escaped the dire situation, then just make up a reason and say the other person was struck by lightning.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Whether Itachi believe it or not, I certainly do.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Even if Itachi really can't make up a story, Itachi can just go 'missing' on the battlefield.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Return to the Hidden Leaf Village after the war ends and claim Itachi were severely injured and saved by a civilian. Although the Yamanaka clan can probe memories, Itachi are at least a Three-Tomoe Sharingan user; brainwashing a civilian and implanting a memory is a piece of cake.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Mm, perfect!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uchiha Jin muttered to himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His eyes flickered, his mind raced wildly, and in the blink of an eye, he had figured everything out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His face was filled with a smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For someone like him who follows the path of survival, he has no mood to serve the Hidden Leaf Village.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In fact, if there weren't a single safe place in the entire ninja world, and defection would still lead to a manhunt, he would have defected long ago.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had also considered learning from Orochimaru and Uchiha Itachi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But, he gave it up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Orochimaru was able to defect peacefully and live on because Hiruzen Sarutobi deliberately let him go, unwilling to kill his dear student.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiraiya chased him, but also let him go in various ways.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, they were fellow disciples, and he was unwilling to use lethal force.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for Uchiha Itachi, although he also defected, he went to the Akatsuki as a spy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What about me?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unless I am truly willing to join the Akatsuki, defection is just asking for death.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Don't look at the fact that he currently possesses Jonin-level combat power; there are plenty of people in the Hidden Leaf Village who could crush him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He has no solid connections; defection is asking for death!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if he could hide, he couldn't hide forever, could he?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not to mention sleeping in the wind and dew, the mental exhaustion from being on edge every day would be unbearable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for joining the Akatsuki?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Heh, forget it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A faction destined to be destroyed, with Nagato, the White and Black Zetsu, Obito, Madara...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Such a hotchpotch, a faction full of nested layers; he didn't want to get involved.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Otherwise, he wouldn't even know how he died!\u003C\u002Fp>",1110,"2026-06-15T03:17:39.194Z","2026-06-15T05:57:24.635Z",1,"Qwen3.5 122B","e2bb8e8362df5d45241e33005a563b7bea912f1dd20c6afa605e42d00017476c","naruto-i-m-an-uchiha-so-i-m-lying-flat-chapter-4","naruto-i-m-an-uchiha-so-i-m-lying-flat-chapter-2",115,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fnaruto-i-m-an-uchiha-so-i-m-lying-flat-cover.jpg"]