[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito":3,"chapter-naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-chapter-1":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Naruto: Reborn as Uchiha Obito",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":18,"prevChapterSlug":19,"totalChapters":20,"novelImage":21},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":12,"translator":16,"content_hash":17},1341296,1785,"Chapter 1 1: Who the Fuck is Obito?!","naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-chapter-1",1,"\u003Cp>Under the night sky, a blood moon loomed high above. Crimson light bathed the land, pooling in dark puddles that shimmered like gore under the eerie glow. It wasn't rain that had fallen...it was blood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Huh? Where the fuck am I?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Standing knee-deep in that thick, viscous red, a one-eyed boy in a tattered black robe blinked dumbly. His expression? Pure confusion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Around him, the ground was a slaughterhouse. Corpses everywhere...limbs twisted, heads cracked open like melons at a discount fruit market.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Giant trees loomed overhead, their roots drenched in gore. Blood oozed down from the trunks and dripped steadily into puddles with a soft tick… tick… tick.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What in the actual fuck? Did I get sent to hell or something?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Obito... are you okay?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, a hoarse voice echoed from the surroundings, making the boy flinch in surprise.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Who the fuck is Obito...?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wait a damn second. That voice, was it… Japanese?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Reaching that conclusion, the boy was slightly startled, he had never heard Japanese in real life, other than in anime.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So… who the hell was playing a prank on him now?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Turning toward the sound, his eyes landed on a pale white creature with creepy-ass vibes and… were those tree branches growing out of his shoulder?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Shit. What the fuck is that?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked down at himself. His clothes were soaked in blood, and the corpses weren't just random...they looked familiar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Forehead protectors, tactical gear, sandals that screamed \"ninja cosplay budget cut.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His gaze narrowed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No. No, no, no. This ain't happening.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If this is a dream, why the hell didn't I dream about Rias, Makima, or Tatsumaki? Why THIS? Why this Naruto from hell?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Eh...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hold up!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He bent down, inspecting a nearby body. The ninja forehead protector was legit. Too legit. His eye twitched.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…That headband's fake, right? Right?! …Oh god. Please tell me it's fake.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But deep down, he knew it wasn't.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then...slam! his mind darkened, and a tsunami of memories hit like a 20-gigabyte lore dump.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everything from both lives...old and new, flooded in all at once. His head felt like it was being jackhammered by exposition.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fuuuuuck… my brain.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The rush felt eternal, but it passed in just a second. And when it cleared, he knew exactly how fucked he was.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His real name? Bun Giggles.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Occupation? Rent collector. Professional shut-in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hobby-level degenerate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Left hand? His only reliable companion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Third hand? RIP.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He spent his days watching anime, binging hentai like it was soul food, and praying rent tenants paid on time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then one day, after collecting cash from over a dozen people, he found it...a weird black object with starry glows, like someone shoved the Milky Way into a lava lamp.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It screamed \"magical artifact.\" So obviously, he pocketed it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But as fate would have it, cue the fuckery...Truck-kun burst out of a side street like a Final Destination sequel and aimed straight for him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bun Giggles understood the assignment well...he jumped like a shounen protagonist dodging consequences and avoided the famous isekai Truck-kun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just when he was about to laugh, he looked ahead... and saw a wide-open manhole right in his path. He landed his jump perfectly straight into the damn thing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His final thought? \"Whoever left that uncovered, may your wife cheat on you with your dad.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he fell, the black object behind him pulsed with suction and yanked his soul clean out of his meat suit. He barely got a look at his pancaked body before everything went black.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Regret? That he never deleted his hentai folder or cleared his browser history.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When he came to again… he was a baby.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not just any baby. He was reborn in the Naruto world as Uchiha Obito.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While his soul was still merging with that cursed object, his new body developed its own personality and lived thirteen years as the OG Obito.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Training, crying, simping, dying, reviving, and plotting, all while Bun Giggles consciousness slept like a Windows update.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just now, OG Obito had a mental breakdown after watching someone he loved die, and his fragile psyche collapsed...allowing Bun Giggles to take full control.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With that came everything. All the Naruto lore. All the anime knowledge. All the pain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He raised his hand to his missing left eye socket, feeling the tingling chakra and the swirling energy in his right eye.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…Yep. That's definitely Sharingan.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And so, Bun Giggles...pervert, shut-in, and accidental isekai reject, had officially become the ultimate edge-lord of the ninja world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Hold on. Let me process this shit.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wanted to scream...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"FUUUUUCK!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I'm cooked.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Send me back... or at least let me be Momoshiki! Or Isshiki! Hell, I'll even take Daemon at this point...just not this simp!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Obito?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A voice came again, right by his ear. It was Zetsu, with his creepy, moist-sounding voice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Shit... I totally forgot about this bitch.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Okay. Calm down, Giggles. No...wait. Should I be Obito now?'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Ok… let's start the acting… otherwise I'm cooked fr.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Take a deep breath… Hah.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Nope! It ain't working! I'm still panicking!'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So the way he acted now was definitely suspicious, and if Zetsu snitches to Madara, then he might do something...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Something I don't want to happen, and that's—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Memory check!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How do I not look suspicious?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Easy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Go nuts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nobody questions a lunatic. That's a known ninja fact™. You could start twerking mid-funeral, and they'd just nod and say \"Tragic. Lost his mind.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And so...Bun Giggles decided to go full Light Yagami mode.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He raised his hand to his face, ready for the iconic maniacal laugh... but in his panic, he accidentally shoved a finger up his nose.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'FUCK ME.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Still, he had no choice. He committed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Kukuku…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hehehe…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He let it rip like a villain on his third Red Bull.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Black Zetsu and White Zetsu, who had been quietly observing him, were both startled and suddenly their expressions twitched.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Did we overdo it?'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Shit. What if this guy actually lost it? Who's gonna carry the plan now?'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even Tobi, who was clinging to him, thought:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is he mad because he couldn't poop?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After the unhinged laughter, Obito dropped silent. Eyes glazed. He stared at the ground like someone who just realized they logged into the wrong Genshin account and lost their 5-star pity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…I'm in Hell.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He exhaled deeply, lowered his hand, and turned away from the Zetsus. Slowly, he walked to a girl's corpse...Rin's.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He knelt beside her and gently touched her cooling cheek.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Rin…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With soft eyes and a sigh, he whispered,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…Sorry.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But internally?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'I'm sorry I couldn't repay you for how you made me into a top-tier simp. But don't worry. In the future… if I had one...and if I somehow had the strength to bring people back to life at will, then…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'I'll resurrect you. And clap those cheeks 24 hours a day. Non-stop. You'll need chakra pills and Gatorade just to survive.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'The Obito you knew? Gone. Dead. The guy who wanted to create a dream world just for you? Not coming back. Rest in peace… for now. The future might just have something big in store for you.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, he wasn't totally clueless. He knew there were multiple ways to bring someone back in this world. Edo Tensei, Rinne Rebirth, maybe even Chiyo's Forbidden Jutsu with some bonus chakra coupons.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It all came down to restoring the body and reviving the soul.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The thing is, while Bun Giggles had inherited the original Obito's memories, he had also endured the same pain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But that didn't mean he felt the same way or held the same values as Obito… his perception of the situation and his perspective were different.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So, when it came to Rin...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was… a trace of care. A little nostalgia. Maybe a sprinkle of \"Damn, she was cute.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She was kind to him. Took care of him. Was the only one who didn't treat him like a weirdo. So yeah, maybe he'd do her a favor someday.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I repay favors. I'm that kind of guy.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But not now. Now, he had bigger shit to worry about.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stood up and took a deep breath. Time to roleplay full-simp mode.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What would OG Obito do after Rin's death?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>--------------------------------------\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Support me at patreon.com\u002FArthorain and read upto 50 Advanced Chapters and Exclusive R-18 Content!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>--------------------------------------\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Update schedule: 7 chapters\u002Fweek\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every 300 power stones = 1 Extra Chapter\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By voting with [power stones], you can easily get double the number of chapters.\u003C\u002Fp>",1410,"2026-06-05T20:19:16.842Z","novelbin.me","5028341e905af2ac164952f6d43bab9153f09c8491d57d3392e1750e69e299b0","naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-chapter-2","naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-chapter-100",238,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fnaruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-cover.jpg"]