[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito":3,"chapter-naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-chapter-162":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Naruto: Reborn as Uchiha Obito",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1341357,1785,"Chapter 162 159: Couples Tour… After a Massacre","naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-chapter-162",162,"\u003Cp>Obito snapped out of his thoughts and refocused on the old toad sitting before him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His Sharingan glimmered faintly behind the mask.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a casual tilt of his head, he asked:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Any last words?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Great Toad Sage's eyelids fluttered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For a moment, his old voice carried something heavy… almost mournful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This world…\" he began quietly, as if trying to force out a warning—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But that was all he got.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Devouring Coffin.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito raised his hand and the black coffin erupted around the old toad instantly, swallowing him whole.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A deep hum filled the air as the coffin began its absorption process, devouring chakra, energy, and essence alike.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito exhaled through his nose.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Did you really think I'd let you start talking?\" he said, shaking his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That's exactly how villains usually get fucked up.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He crossed his arms, watching the coffin do its work.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…Still though,\" he muttered, brow twitching behind the mask,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"didn't this go a little too smoothly?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was no resistance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No last-minute prophecy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No secret technique.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No dramatic counterattack.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito tilted his head slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why does this feel… suspicious as hell?\" he thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shouldn't there be some kind of dramatic, desperate trump card?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A final sage art?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Some last-ditch explosion meant to drag him down with the old geezer?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Something?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anything?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But no.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The coffin just continued absorbing obediently like a good machine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito stood there, staring at it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…This feels like one of those conspiracy plot setups in the novels I read in my past life,\" he muttered internally.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But then another thought hit him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…Still,\" he muttered internally,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"shouldn't the Sage of Six Paths have seen his old buddy getting murked?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hagoromo was supposed to be watching everything from the Pure Land, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All-knowing, all-seeing, Mr. God-of-Chakra.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito looked around.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Silence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No giant spirit hologram.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No \"My child, stop this.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No philosophical lecture.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…He must be peeping,\" Obito thought blandly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No way he didn't see this. He just didn't show up.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito tapped his finger against his cloak.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So the Pure Land's rules really bind him more than I thought, huh? Or maybe…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His Sharingan narrowed, amused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…he just doesn't want to interfere with the world's direction.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meaning...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So long as his mommy Kaguya didn't crawl out of somewhere to cause trouble…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hagoromo was perfectly fine doing absolutely nothing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito exhaled sharply.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So basically… the old man is chilling unless a rabbit goddess starts nuking humanity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just sitting there watching everything in 4K.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He let out a soft laugh beneath the mask.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…That's fucked up.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>--\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because Obito's power had grown absurdly strong by this point, the Devouring Coffin worked faster than ever.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The black coffin vibrated once—twice—then collapsed into shadowy dust that faded into the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Left behind in Obito's hand were two crimson items, gleaming with condensed energy from the Great Toad Sage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito caught them casually, turning them over between his fingers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Huh. Finally.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He clenched his hand once, feeling their energy—both physical and spiritual.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he popped the items into his mouth one after another.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Crunch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Crunch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He chewed like someone eating cheap candy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Man…\" he said as he swallowed, shaking his head,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"For a guy who lived for thousands of years… you taste like expired vitamins.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He dusted off his gloves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Well, at least he wasn't bitter. I'll give him that.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a sigh of complete indifference, Obito rolled his shoulders and stretched lightly, as if he'd just finished cleaning a dirty room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…That's that. Next.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He rolled his neck once, cracking it lightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A lazy sigh escaped him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Let's go finish this real mess real quick.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>--\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When Obito appeared on the battlefield, the stench of burnt flesh and acid hit him first.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then the sight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dozens of toads roasted alive, their bodies charred black.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Others were half-dissolved piles of steaming mush.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Some were cleanly bisected, their remains scattered like discarded props.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A massacre.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito stepped forward, boots splashing into a melted mix of blood and liquefied flesh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Damn…\" he muttered quietly, staring at the carnage for a moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not in guilt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just… observing how thorough it was.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His gaze shifted and he froze for half a second.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A massive corpse lay ahead, cut completely in half.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Blood poured out like a ruptured water tank, flooding the rocky ground in crimson waves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gamabunta.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the opposite side, two tiny shapes drew his attention.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Shima… Fukasaku…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Except calling them \"bodies\" was generous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were melted almost beyond recognition, only a few remaining parts hinting at what once existed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito exhaled slowly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This place looked less like a sacred sage land\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and more like the aftermath of a natural disaster or two S-rank women in Sage Mode going wild.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A light set of footsteps approached.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yugao, blade dripping fresh blood, turned toward him with a soft smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Did you finish your work too?\" she asked, walking calmly across the torn battlefield.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yeah.\" Obito nodded. \"Where's Mei? I don't see her.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh, she chased after a little frog that somehow snuck out with some sneaky trick. Don't worry—she said it won't cause trouble. She told me to trust her.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She arrived in front of him, sword lowered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito raised a hand and gently patted her head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Well done.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yugao's smile brightened instantly, eyes softening with quiet happiness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Well, well…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A mocking, charming voice echoed from behind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Poor me~ I was risking my life out here, and the moment I come back, you two are showing affection. That really hurts, you know.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito didn't need to turn around.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Terumi Mei's voice was unmistakable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Tch…\" Yugao muttered without embarrassment, eyes narrowing,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I even explained your mess for you, and you still complain.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mei only smirked, placing her hands on her hips.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So, my lord… what now? Do we leave? Or do you have something else in mind?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito glanced around the ruined battlefield.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hm… this place is very suitable for living.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Its defenses against outside threats are top-notch.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He paused, then added with dry annoyance:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But it does need renovation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This toad-style aesthetic really isn't for me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mei laughed softly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yugao nodded in agreement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mount Myōboku was a sacred sage land but even in the Boruto era, it was considered one of the safest hidden realms, a place even Otsutsuki and other monsters struggled to find.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That alone made it incredibly valuable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mei brushed her hair off her shoulder and stretched like she'd just finished a spa session.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Well then,\" she said brightly,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"since we've already… dealt with everything here, why don't we take a little tour?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yugao blinked her big eyes and tilted her head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A tour? Here?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mei smiled charmingly, as if stating something painfully obvious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Of course. Even though the design is ancient and desperately outdated…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She spread her arms dramatically.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This place still has a certain… vintage charm.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito stared at her blankly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…Vintage charm,\" he repeated in a monotone, glancing at a half-melted toad corpse dripping into a crater.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yeah. Totally the first thing that comes to mind.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mei ignored him entirely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"There are waterfalls, ancient stone paths, glowing moss, floating platforms… you know, normal Sage Land attractions. It would be a waste to leave without a little sightseeing.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yugao crossed her arms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yeah, but half of those 'normal things' are currently on fire thanks to your Lava Style.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mei gasped dramatically.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh, how rude~ It wasn't all my Lava Style. Your swordsmanship turned Gamabunta into sashimi, and that made the whole place look messy.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That was teamwork,\" Yugao said coldly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You cut him in half emotionally by killing Shima and Fukasaku first and making him lose his mind. I just cut him physically.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito pinched the bridge of his nose under the mask.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…Can you two stop narrating the battlefield like it's a cooking show?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mei clapped her hands once.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Perfect! Let's start the tour then.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito stared at her, completely confused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wait—what tour? Who agreed—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Mei had already looped her arm around his.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Come now, my lord. The scenery won't admire itself.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yugao silently took his other arm, expression calm but eyes proud.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mei shot Yugao a smirk, raising her eyebrows as she set the bait, knowing she would take it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh? Trying to steal the right arm again? How bold.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I don't need to steal anything,\" Yugao replied smoothly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I was here first.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sure enough, the moment Yugao took the bait, Mei unleashed her trump card.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That's debatable—depending on which 'first time' you're talking about.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No, it's not,\" Yugao said, fire in her eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She knew exactly what this filthy woman meant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once upon a time, they were best friends.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now? Open warfare.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito's eyelid twitched.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…Why am I here.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They approached a waterfall whose crystalline water once sparkled beautifully.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Half the cascade had hardened mid-flow—the water flash-evaporated and the leftover minerals fused into a steaming rock shell from Mei's Lava Dragon Fang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mei pointed proudly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"See? Even damaged, it's quite beautiful, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito deadpanned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You literally cooked half the waterfall.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It adds a different style,\" Mei insisted with a serious face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A unique artistic scenery in its own way.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yugao nodded. \"I liked it better before.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mei rolled her eyes. \"No one asked you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then they reached the ancient stone path that once led to the Great Toad Sage's training grounds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now it was a smoking trench of destruction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mei smiled with full confidence...while making things up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ah yes, the historic pathway...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"—that you disintegrated,\" Yugao added, not letting her rewrite history again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mei flicked her hair. \"It was in the way.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito kicked a burnt rock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"There is no path. It's literally a ditch.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A scenic ditch,\" Mei corrected.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito stared at her calmly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A ditch.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mei stared back, narrowing her eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A scenic one.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yugao murmured quietly,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You two need to stop acting like little kids.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito was about to say something when...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A small purple-glowing bug landed on his mask.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Stared at him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Exploded in a puff of purple powder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito froze, completely off guard and speechless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…Did that firefly just self-destruct on my mask?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"With you as the target? Looks like it,\" Yugao replied, her mouth twitching.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mei covered her mouth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Maybe it hates your mask.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito sighed deeply.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…Next time, I'm banning tours.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>--------------------------------------\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Support me at patreon.com\u002FArthorain and read upto 50 Advanced Chapters and R-18 Content!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>--------------------------------------\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Update schedule: 7 chapters\u002Fweek\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every 300 power stones = 1 Extra Chapter\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By voting with [power stones], you can easily get double the number of chapters.\u003C\u002Fp>",1739,"2026-06-05T20:19:17.122Z",1,"novelbin.me","7eb3a0fcff6d35975432eb8a6eefb2969878e6f36e290527f99f95ef5045aea7","naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-chapter-163","naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-chapter-161",238,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fnaruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-cover.jpg"]