[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito":3,"chapter-naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-chapter-165":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Naruto: Reborn as Uchiha Obito",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1341360,1785,"Chapter 165 162: Goku-sensei and the Down Bad Prophecy","naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-chapter-165",165,"\u003Cp>Outside the humble little fortune-telling shop, two very familiar figures were walking side by side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Well… one was walking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The other was strutting like he was about to win an Olympic gold medal in Being Loud.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Kakashi! Kakashi!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Might Guy jogged in place, arms pumping like he was warming up for a marathon. \"Have you heard!? There is an incredible fortune-teller here who predicts fate itself with 99% accuracy!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi didn't even look up from his orange book.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I heard,\" he said blandly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy's eyes sparkled with righteous flames. \"He predicted three gambling victories in a row!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Mm.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And a broken leg!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Impressive.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And—Kakashi! This is the most shocking!—he predicted love!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi finally blinked, pausing mid-page.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…Love?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy nodded vigorously. \"YES! TRUE LOVE, KAKASHI! Youthful, burning, destiny-bound LOVE!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi stared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then slowly lowered his book.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…Let me get this straight,\" he said. \"You're dragging me to see a random fortune-teller because he can predict romance?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Of course! How else will you ever find a girlfriend?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi's entire soul left his body for half a second.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…Guy.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yes!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Walk in front of me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Mm? Why?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So I can kick you through the door.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy laughed loudly, slapping Kakashi's shoulder with enough force to break a civilian's spine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hahaha! Your jokes are as sharp as ever, eternal rival!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi sighed and resisted the urge to activate his lightning style on the spot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Still, he followed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Partly because Guy would just drag him anyway.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Partly because… Kakashi did hear the rumors. And after everything that happened recently, he could use the distraction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two stopped right outside the wooden door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy placed a dramatic hand on the handle. \"Are you ready, Kakashi? The flames of youth shall reveal our destiny!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi muttered under his breath:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yeah… destiny… that's definitely what's about to happen…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He pushed the door open.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The little bell at the top gave a light ding~\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside the Shop\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito—still perfectly disguised as Goku—looked up slowly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His smile turned even MORE devious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because now he could see them clearly…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>White hair. Lazy dead fish-eyed stare. Orange book in hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And beside him: green jumpsuit, bowl cut, teeth shining like a solar flare.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito nearly broke character on the spot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside his head?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Oh my god. I'm about to scam Kakashi and Guy. This is peak entertainment. My chakra was not prepared for this level of fun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Out loud?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He gave the warmest, most wholesome Goku smile imaginable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh! New visitors! Welcome, welcome! I'm Goku—the fortune-teller!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy gasped dramatically.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"G–Goku-sensei!! We seek guidance!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi looked around.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then looked at \"Goku.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then looked at the Dragon Ball sitting innocently on the shelf.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…This place feels suspicious,\" he said flatly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito's smile twitched.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Relax, Kakashi. You paranoid son of a bitch. If I wanted to ruin your life, I'd do it with style, not a glowing rock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy stepped forward and bowed deeply.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Great fortune-teller! We humbly seek the truth that will ignite our path of youthful passion!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito nodded, folding his hands together in a wise monk pose.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And what would the two of you like to know?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi hesitated…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And then—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy forcefully shoved him forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"KA-KA-SHI is actually here because he wants—!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi slapped a hand over his mouth so fast Obito nearly burst out laughing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Nah, that slap was crazy—blew wind and everything. Ain't no way it didn't leave a mark.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What I want,\" Kakashi said, glaring at Guy, \"is to know whether this 'fortune-teller' is actually legitimate.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy's muffled voice from under Kakashi's hand:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Mmmph!! And a GIRLFRIEND—!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito smiled friendly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh?\" he said, voice dipping into a very Goku-like playful curiosity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So you… want to know about your love life?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi sighed helplessly and stared up at the ceiling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy, on the other hand, was nodding his head like a complete madman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito flashed a wide grin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I see.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now this was entertainment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He tapped the Dragon Ball gently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Its stars glowed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The room dimmed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito leaned forward with the most serious, cosmic, prophetic look in the history of bullshit fortune-telling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Kakashi Hatake…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi swallowed. He didn't put much faith in stuff like this… but still, a part of him couldn't help being curious about what it would say.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy's soul left his body from excitement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito's eyes narrowed like a shinobi sage of destiny.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I see it…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi involuntarily leaned in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy leaned so far forward he was practically horizontal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito continued, voice lowering dramatically:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…your future…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pause.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Silence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tension.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi's heartbeat audibly rose.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito pointed directly at him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, in the most dramatic prophetic voice possible:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…is down bad as hell.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy froze on the spot, turning toward Kakashi in a stiff, mechanical motion—his face twisted with deep regret… and pity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi went quiet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For some reason, that hit way harder than he expected.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Dragon Ball flickered once like it was laughing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And Obito kept going—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Romantically speaking, your future is… rough. Very rough. Like a tumbleweed rolling across a desert. A lonely shuriken spinning through an empty battlefield. A frog sitting alone on a lily pad at night.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Might Guy finally couldn't hold it back, his mouth dropped open. \"N-No! Kakashi! Your youth—!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi closed his book slowly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…I see,\" he said with the calmness of a man whose soul just left his body for the second time today.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito kept going, milking every second.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But fear not! I also see… a glimmer!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy fist-pumped. \"HAH! I KNEW IT! YOUTH ALWAYS—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"—of POTENTIAL.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi blinked and raised an eyebrow, his interest quietly piqued.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Potential?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito nodded solemnly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A potential chance… to not die alone.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy gasped again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi stared at him like:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…I should've stayed home.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy wiped his tears dramatically with the back of his hand, sucking in a heroic breath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he turned to Kakashi with the seriousness of a man about to make a lifelong oath:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Kakashi… don't worry.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi blinked slowly, already suspecting this was going to be terrible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy took a proud stance, thumb pointing at himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Even if you never find love…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if your romance remains as barren as a desert! I, Might Guy, will stay with you!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Until the end!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi's expression twitched slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Our bond… is ETERNAL!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy spread his arms and rushed in for a dramatic, emotional bear hug.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi took a single step to the left.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy slammed into empty air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thud.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi sighed with the exhausted gloom of someone used to this for decades.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…Please don't say things like that in public,\" he muttered under his breath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy got up instantly, undeterred.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But then...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He suddenly froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His eyes widened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Slowly… very slowly… he turned his head toward \"Goku.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy's pupils shrank.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And then he blurted out:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wait…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stepped closer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito tensed internally.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Mr. Goku… do you… train?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito forced a calm smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A-ahaha, well, I exercise a bit—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy squinted his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then leaned forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Closer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Too close.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>OH SHIT HE'S ANALYZING MY MUSCLES—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Abort. Abort. Abort.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito kept smiling like a wholesome martial artist while internally, he was getting nervous for some reason.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy's jaw slowly dropped open in awe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That body…\" he whispered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He circled around Obito like a shark studying prey.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Those proportions… that posture… the stance of a true warrior…!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi looked up from his book.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…Guy?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy didn't respond.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was busy scanning Obito with pure, burning enthusiasm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Your deltoids are carved like stone! Your core is balanced! Your muscle density—unbelievable! Your aura… YOUR AURA!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito continued smiling like Goku, but inside he exhaled in resignation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Real recognizes real… even now my aura's leaking through.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Kakashi! Kakashi!! ONLY those who undergo extreme, relentless, youthful training develop this kind of aura! It is the same type of intensity I sensed when you first copied my moves!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi's face darkened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Guy… you do realize I've never copied your moves—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy grabbed Kakashi's hands dramatically.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"KAKASHI! I CAN TELL!! MR. GOKU HERE… IS A KINDRED SPIRIT!! ONE WHO WALKS THE PATH OF PURE, BLAZING YOUTH!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito exhaled internally.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thank god he's stupid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He almost activated Kamui on instinct.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy then turned back to him, eyes sparkling like twin suns.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Mr. Goku… PLEASE spar with me!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito's smile went rigid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He then let out a wary smile, scratching the back of his head like the friendliest martial artist in existence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ahaha… well, I do train a little to stay fit, but fighting a ninja is waaay too much for me. I'm just a simple fortune-teller. I'll have to refuse.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy still looked ready to insist, but Kakashi stepped in with a sigh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Okay, Guy… stop causing trouble. Not everyone has your kind of endless energy.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy paused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looked at Kakashi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looked back at \"Goku.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…Then he inhaled, chest puffing out dramatically, ready to argue—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Obito wasn't new to this game.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He switched gears instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But!\" Obito cut in smoothly, placing a hand over the Dragon Ball and leaning forward with a sage-like smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If you want to have a divination… that I can help with.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>--------------------------------------\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Support me at patreon.com\u002FArthorain and read upto 50 Advanced Chapters and R-18 Content!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>--------------------------------------\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Update schedule: 7 chapters\u002Fweek\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every 300 power stones = 1 Extra Chapter\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By voting with [power stones], you can easily get double the number of chapters.\u003C\u002Fp>",1540,"2026-06-05T20:19:17.122Z",1,"novelbin.me","70148a9a178174fc3bc4ee39c2c14af7655af1a4ca53ffe710fa77e3d8b38dc1","naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-chapter-166","naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-chapter-164",238,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fnaruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-cover.jpg"]