[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito":3,"chapter-naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-chapter-166":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Naruto: Reborn as Uchiha Obito",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1341361,1785,"Chapter 166 163: The Universe Ships It","naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-chapter-166",166,"\u003Cp>Guy instantly lit up like a Christmas tree powered by nuclear chakra.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"OHHHHH!\" he gasped. \"A fortune-telling session!! YES!! YES, OF COURSE!! THIS IS ALSO A GREAT TEST OF YOUTH!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi: This man is too easy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito watched Guy transform from \"Green Beast of Konoha about to spar\" to \"Good boy sitting for treats\" in real-time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thank god he's gullible, Obito thought with deep relief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy leaned forward, elbows on the table, hands clasped together dramatically.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"K-Kakashi! Kakashi! What should we ask first!? Our rivalry!? Our fates as eternal comrades!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi slid his book back open.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You ask your own questions,\" he said. \"I'm just here because you dragged me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…Wake me up when you're done,\" he muttered, flipping a page.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy nodded furiously, already vibrating with excitement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito placed both hands calmly on the Dragon Ball, letting it glow softly while keeping a perfectly serene Goku face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Alright…\" he said in a calm voice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Speak your question.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy inhaled so sharply the room's air pressure dropped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With the intensity of a man praying for world peace, he asked:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"MR. GOKU!! WILL I… SURPASS KAKASHI ONE DAY!!???\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi: \"…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito felt speechless inside. 'Lmao oh this is gonna be good.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Outwardly, he nodded solemnly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Very well… let us see…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He closed his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Let the Dragon Ball glow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Let the tension build.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy clenched his fists.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi turned a page.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And then—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito opened his eyes with dramatic, divine clarity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I have seen it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy's eyes widened in anticipation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi raised an eyebrow, already wondering what kind of nonsense this guy would spout next. He still didn't believe a word of this bullshit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito pointed directly at Guy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"In the future… you will…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy leaned in, eyes widened as if hearing through his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito lowered his voice to a deep, prophetic rumble.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…surpass Kakashi…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy gasped so loudly Kakashi flinched.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…in youthful spirit.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy instantly burst into tears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi: \"…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito: Easy bait.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy slammed his palms together in gratitude.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"THANK YOU, MR. GOKU!!! I SHALL CONTINUE STRIVING WITH BURNING PASSION!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Might Guy suddenly blushed and flashed his sparkling white teeth, and Obito nearly gagged. That look was criminally unsuited for him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was pure cringe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Now Goku Sensei, can you… tell me about my more youthful future?\" he said with a thumbs up, stars practically bursting behind him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito knew exactly what he was referring to, and it honestly caught him off guard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He never thought Guy would be the type to worry about having someone in the future.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Well, reality is reality. You can't expect it to work like the anime, Obito thought inwardly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he nodded, placing both hands dramatically on the glowing Dragon Ball.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Very well… Might Guy… let us see your destiny.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The room dimmed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The stars inside the sphere shimmered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The air felt tense...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>—or maybe that was Kakashi's growing irritation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito closed his eyes and began channeling his bullshit with the seriousness of a sage performing divine rituals.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The cosmic pathways are aligning… The spiritual muscle fibers are resonating… The chakra gates of destiny are opening…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy gasped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi's expression flattened into a dead-fish look. \"What a transparent scam.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito leaned closer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…I see it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy held his breath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito continued in a low, dramatic voice:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Might Guy… in the distant future… you will indeed find someone… very close to you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy's eyes widened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi raised a brow. This wasn't something he expected. He thought this guy would say something mysterious so he could get away with fooling them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito's tone deepened even further:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"She is… waiting for you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy's heart thumped loudly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi's eye narrowed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito pressed harder on the Dragon Ball, letting it glow brighter and flicker like the universe was trying to reject what was about to be spoken.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I see… a room. No… a bedroom.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy's face turned red with excitement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi squinted slightly, his attention no longer on his hentai book.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito spoke slowly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"There is… a figure.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy leaned forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi turned his head toward him, his expression mildly suspicious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A figure with… white hair.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy blinked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito continued mercilessly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And… a mask.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi's book fell out of his hand and his entire being went stiff.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy snapped his head toward Kakashi with a confused stare.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wait—Kakashi…? Why do you look so shocked?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he turned to Obito and asked, \"…Mr. Goku… are you saying… I…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi's face darkened like a looming storm as he said in a deep tone,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't say it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito smiled like a villain who had just thrown a match into a gas tank.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yes, Might Guy…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Your future holds… a very close encounter with someone… who looks exactly like Kakashi.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi's hand twitched toward his kunai pouch. At this point, he was convinced this fortune-teller was looking for trouble.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everything about the scene felt extra suspicious—especially this so-called Mr. Goku.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"At first I thought you were just a fraud running some scam, but now I see there might be a deeper problem. You need to explain your identity and why you appeared in this village.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kakashi moved in closer. This guy was acting way too suspicious, he thought—and no, it wasn't because of the fortune-telling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy leapt forward, grabbing him in a tight wrestling hold.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"WAIT, KAKASHI! Don't let your embarrassment drive you to VIOLENCE!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I AM NOT EMBARRASSED—!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy ignored him completely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"KAKASHI, ACCEPT IT!! OUR BOND IS TOO STRONG FOR DESTINY TO IGNORE!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Let go of me, Guy— that Goku is definitely onto something, he must be—!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy wrapped his arms and legs around Kakashi like a desperate octopus.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guy dragged Kakashi toward the exit while Kakashi struggled like a trapped cat being dragged to a bath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Kakashi!! DO NOT RESIST THE FLAMES OF OUR FRIENDSHIP!!\" Guy shouted as he pulled him through the door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"GUY— I SWEAR I WILL— LET GO OF MY LEG—!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bell chimed violently—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ding-ding-DING—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And just like that…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were gone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito leaned back in his chair.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His disguise flickered slightly from the strain of holding in his laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…This world… is such a beautiful place.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course Obito had just played a prank on them—he hadn't done any real divination.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wasn't about to waste his energy on those two. And besides, predicting strong people took way more effort than predicting normal villagers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he glanced around and decided it was time to pack up and focus on the serious matters at hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>--------------------------------------\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Support me at patreon.com\u002FArthorain and read upto 50 Advanced Chapters and R-18 Content!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>--------------------------------------\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Update schedule: 7 chapters\u002Fweek\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every 300 power stones = 1 Extra Chapter\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By voting with [power stones], you can easily get double the number of chapters.\u003C\u002Fp>",1117,"2026-06-05T20:19:17.122Z",1,"novelbin.me","ce9971521e2b47b53711d9b4bc2a5d17b609c802bb20182811da83e6d6308c2c","naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-chapter-167","naruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-chapter-165",238,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fnaruto-reborn-as-uchiha-obito-cover.jpg"]