[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-naruto-this-uchiha-is-too-serious":3,"chapter-naruto-this-uchiha-is-too-serious-how-many-floors-does-a-bag-of-rice-have-to-carry-57":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Naruto: This Uchiha is too serious",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1221754,1616,"Chapter 57: How many floors does a bag of rice have to carry?","how-many-floors-does-a-bag-of-rice-have-to-carry-57",57,"\"This sir...\"\n\"Don't you want to come with me?\" Feng Nan looked at Uzumaki Yako with a smile, tilted his head, and said softly: \"Think carefully before you speak, and I will give you a chance to reorganize your language!\"\nThere was a strong threat in his words.\nHe shook his hand, and there was a crisp sound.\nUchiha bully, come on!\nUzumaki Yako trembled.\nI have just left the tiger's mouth and entered the wolf's den again.\nNo, the person in front of you is the tiger!\nAre those grass ninjas considered wolves in front of him?\nThat's a group of dogs and a group of cats!\n\"We're coming with you!\"\nA childish voice sounded.\n\"Hang Phosphorus!\" Uzumaki Yako shouted, grabbing the girl's arm eagerly.\n\"Mom, if you don't leave, you will die.\"\nUzumaki Koro raised his arm, which was covered with teeth marks.\nHer bright eyes were full of sadness.\nUzumaki Yako had more bites, not just on his arms, but all over his body, there was almost no good spot.\nFeng Nan looked at it and cursed animals and bit women, how could he be so cruel!\nPooh!\njust can notbite!\nUzumaki Yako pursed her thin lips, her eyes filled with hesitation.\nThe country of grass, the hidden village of grass.\nThis Ninja Village is very unfriendly to them. They are just tools here.\nAnd it's the kind of tool that's destined to be chewed up.\nShe already knew her end, and it would come soon.\nBut, phosphorus doesn't work!\nShe has reached an agreement with the Kusanagi Village. After her death, Xianglan will not be treated the same way, and will be regarded as a companion by the Kusanagi and live in the Kusakure Village.\nThe Uchiha in front of him is too dangerous, and he must not be followed.\nHow to refuse him?\nThinking of just now...\nA group of grass ninjas were tearing themselves apart.\nThe Uchiha in front of him suddenly appeared and slaughtered the grass ninja bloodyly.\nIt would be better if one had his limbs twisted off.\nMost lives would be worse than death!\nHow could she trust Xiang Lu to follow such a dangerous person!\n\"Haha!\" Feng Nan suddenly laughed, a kaleidoscope appeared, looked directly at Uzumaki Yako, and said: \"Children don't believe what the ninjas of Caoyin Village say. Nashu!� \n\"No, it won't...\" Uzumaki Yako was stimulated and shouted: \"I reached an agreement with the leader of Caoyin Village, and he promised me...\"\n\"you believe?\"\nKaleidoscope stared at Uzumaki Yako, as if he could see through her heart and blocked all her words.\n\"Look at her arms and legs.\" Feng Nan pointed at Xiang Phosphorus and said, \"They have already started while you are still alive. Do you actually think that the other party will abide by the agreement after you die? Your agreement is a ninja's Is it signed by God? Let me tell you, the best ending for her is to die quickly.\"\nUzumaki Yako collapsed, lowered his head and started to cry.\nWhat could she do? !\nEven if she knew that what was ahead was an illusion, she could only force herself to believe it.\nBecause she has no choice!\nUzumaki Koro suddenly broke away from her mother, came to Feng Nan, turned to look at Uzumaki Yako, and said: \"Even if you don't leave, I will leave.\"\n\"Fragrant phosphorus!\"\n\"I want you to live, even if there is only a slight possibility.\"\nThe childish but firm words broke Uzumaki Yako's persistence. She seemed to have been drained of all her strength and collapsed on the ground.\n\"Good boy!\" Feng Nan looked at Xiang Phosphorus with a smile, took out a lollipop and said, \"Come here, Xiang Shu will treat you to some sweets, follow Xiang Shu, you can get whatever you want!\"\nXiang Phosphorus took the lollipop numbly.\nPowerful aura, evil eyes, blood-stained hands...\nEverything in Fengnan is full of doubts.\nHe is an extremely strong man!\nBut, with all this in mind, why can't you look more serious on your face?\nUzumaki's expression was complicated.\nShe was full of confidence in you, but after seeing the expression on your face, she seemed to have a cerebral infarction.\n\"Hey, woman, stand up.\"\nFeng Nan looked at Uzumaki Yako.\nUzumaki Yako was really desperate, her eyes were empty, she struggled a few times, but couldn't stand up.\nUzumaki Koro wanted to help, but was scolded by Feng Nan.\n\"Don't touch her!\"\nFeng Nan looked directly at Uzumaki Yako and shouted coldly: \"Are you desperate?\"\n\"Feel the pain!\"\n\"Accept the pain!\"\n\"Understand the pain!\"\n\"Start now!\"\n\"Let the world feel the pain!\"\nFollowing Feng Nan's words, his kaleidoscope was spewing out evil power, constantly injecting it into Uzumaki Yako's body, and the Uzumaki Fragrance Phosphorus on the side was also affected.\nThe expressions of the two people gradually changed.\nThey looked at Feng Nan, their expressions became vivid, and finally turned into fanaticism.\nSeeing this scene, Feng Nan was startled and thoughtful.\nI see!\n\n            \n\n\n\n                 \nThis is also part of his kaleidoscope power, and its effects are enhanced differently depending on the target's emotions.\nThis point, when facing those Uchiha, the effect is not particularly obvious.\nBecause Uchiha is an emotional people.\nThis was evident when facing Kakuzu.\nBecause the order he gave to Kakuzu was related to money, which was something Kakuzu liked, so the effect of the pupil technique was strengthened, and Kakuzu was very obedient.\nYou can't be brainwashed by a bag of rice, right? !\nIt doesn't matter how many floors you go to fight!\nFeng Nan gently covered one eye with his hand.\nA pair of kaleidoscopes and two pupil techniques, the effects are so amazing.\n\"My eye skills are the strongest, Zhishui, you can't do that!\" Feng Nan raised the corners of his lips and looked at mother and daughter.\n\"Follow my orders and stand up under your own power.\"\n\"Woman, move it yourself!\"\nIn the end, a mother and daughter stood in front of Feng Nan with difficulty, as if facing the judgment of fate.\n\"Very good, now follow me back to Konoha! Welcome your new students!\"\n\"From now on, you will no longer suffer and let the world feel the pain!\"\nFeng Nan smiled slightly.\nWith this pair of mother-daughter flowers, he had two more trump cards in his hand. Shin fought with Hiruzen Sarutobi. With his level of teleportation skills, he took the time to pull out one of them and bite them, resurrecting them with full health.\nBeat the master to death with random punches!\nSarutobi Hiruzen, you are old!\nEven if I fight hard, I can fight you to death, not to mention, you can't beat me!\nIt really pissed me off, and I cut through the leaves several times.\n\"squeak!\"\nFeng Nan pushed open the dilapidated door and walked out first.\nA large number of grass ninjas have gathered outside.\nAlthough this place was on the edge of the Grass Ninja Village, it was impossible for Feng Nan to cause such a massacre without being discovered.\nA ninja in his thirties with a majestic face came out, staring at Feng Nan with eyes like an eagle, and said: \"Who are you, your Excellency? You actually killed me, the ninja of the Grass Ninja Village?\"\n\"Don't you recognize the clan emblem on my body and these eyes?\"\nThree hooks appeared in Feng Nan's eyesJade.\n\"Uchiha?\" The middle-aged ninja gritted his teeth and said, \"What does Konoha want to do?\"\n\"That's a question for you!\"\nFeng Nan sneered and said: \"Your plot against Konoha has been exposed. Your leader, please go to Konoha to apologize. Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude.\"\n\"Absurd!\" the middle-aged ninja shouted: \"I don't understand what you are talking nonsense. I think you just want to take away those two Uzumaki clan members. This is our thing, don't even think about it.\"\nFeng Nan shook his head and said, \"It seems that you are going to continue on the wrong path.\"\n\"Then let's dance!\"\n\"Feel the pain!\"",1345,"2026-06-04T13:04:41.252Z",1,null,"ff9e5847e3d2ccaee34f99bf35919e3d4e9fae4db656f1de38f2eaf1624b217c","uchiha-s-laughing-fifth-hero-58","undercurrent-56",343,"\u002Fcovers\u002F2744d9e2-255e-4853-bafb-59a1dcb29203-1780578278961.jpg"]