[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-naruto-this-uchiha-is-too-serious":3,"chapter-naruto-this-uchiha-is-too-serious-i-want-to-date-105":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Naruto: This Uchiha is too serious",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1221802,1616,"Chapter 105: I want to date","i-want-to-date-105",105,"Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo were still confused.\nThey were also stunned by Feng Nan's voice.\nDamn it, now, the three of us are in the Hokage Building, no, we are famous throughout Konoha.\nThinking that in the near future, there would be rumors in Konoha that Danzo did not get married because of Sarutobi Hiruzen, Sarutobi Hiruzen's eyes darkened.\nNo one can stop me, I'm going to kill you! Uchiha Fengnan!\nThen, the fat man's anger came.\nComing directly towards Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo.\nThey completely ignored Feng Nan and quickly dealt with the matter of items being stolen from Fatty's office.\nThis time, the fat man was really angry, staring at Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo with eyes that could kill people.\nThat gloomy expression made Danzo's scalp tingle.\nHe could lose documents from the Hokage's office, which is really embarrassing for an adult.\nIf word spreads, Konoha will become famous throughout the ninja world.\nFatty, the acting Hokage, could simply become the laughing stock of the entire Konoha.\nEvery time he thought of this, the fat man's body trembled uncontrollably.\n\"You are so good, Hiruzen Sarutobi and Danzo Shimura!\"\nAkimichi Tofeng stared at the two men gloomily.\nHe was absolutely furious. Some of the previous orders were directly refuted, and some of the subsequent documents were lost from the office.\nAre you still acting as Hokage?\nThat's too much!\nThis time, I and my sister are going to play with each other, but it won't work!\nDanzo gritted his teeth and said: \"This matter has nothing to do with us, maybe it's Uchiha Fengnan...\"\n\"Fuck you uncle!\"\nQiudao Qifeng roared: \"If you dare to give me nonsense again, believe it or not, I will kill you!?\"\n\"you……\"\nDanzo trembled with anger, pointed at Akimichi Tofeng, gritted his teeth and said: \"Akimichi Tofeng, let me tell you, Konoha is not something you can be as arrogant as you want...\"\n\"roll!\"\n\"boom!\"\nA fist bigger than Danzo directly hit Danzo and knocked him out of Sarutobi Hiruzen's office.\nPartial doubling!\nSarutobi Hiruzen's expression changed, and just as he was about to speak, he was met with the cold gaze of Akimichi Tofaze.\nHe said word by word: \"The ANBU is reorganized, Sarutobi Shinnosuke, get out of the ANBU, do you understand?\"\nSarutobi Hiruzen was silent for a moment, nodded and said, \"Okay!\"\nBy letting Sarutobi Shinnosuke leave the ANBU, the position of representing the ANBU captain will be vacant.\nSomeone who may be placed in the autumn path to take the wind.\nAs for the reorganization of the ANBU, this does not happen overnight, and even if it is reorganized, he can still put people in it.\nDon't underestimate a Hokage who has been in Konoha for decades.\n\n            \n\n\n\n                 \nHowever, their power has shrunk a bit.\n\"Can't!\"\nA roar sounded.\nDanzo rushed back, staring at Akimichi Kaifeng with eyes that were about to spit fire.\nQiudao Qifeng looked disdainful to this.\nIn a real fight, not to mention Shimura Danzo, he wouldn't be afraid of Sarutobi Hiruzen.\nThe only thing he was worried about was that old silver coin Sarutobi Hiruzen was plotting against him.\n\"Danzo, calm down!\"\nSarutobi Hiruzen's deep voice sounded.\n\"Hiruzen!\"\nDanzo said angrily: \"He, he actually...\"\nHe is wronged!\nThe second time!\nQiudao Qifeng, this fat guy, actually beat him for the second time.\nSarutobi Hiruzen didn't help him either!\nHe can't stand it anymore, he wants to break the seal and fuck this damn fat man!\nDanzo's hand slowly stretched out towards the bandaged hand.\n\"Danzo!\"\nSarutobi Hiruzen's voice was extremely stern, saying: \"Everything is for Konoha!\"\nDanzo: \"...\"\n\"Hmph!\" Qiu Daofeng snorted coldly.\nAfter disbanding the ANBU and punching Danzo again, his anger dissipated a lot and he turned around and left.\nDanzo's face turned blue and he also turned and left.\nNo matter how Sarutobi Hiruzen screamed, his steps never stopped at all.\n\"well!\"\nSarutobi Hiruzen sighed and looked at the figure that emerged quietly: \"You are so brave, you actually entered the Hokage's office directly to steal something.\"Sarutobi Shinnosuke was silent.\nIs there any difference between the Hokage's office and his home in the past?\nWhenever he didn't want to, he could go without knocking on the door.\nAs for those documents, he read them casually. He was very strict with his words. Sarutobi Hiruzen would not avoid his eldest son in many matters.\nWell now, he was kicked out of his position as ANBU captain because of an apparently unimportant document.\nAt this moment, Sarutobi Shinnosuke truly felt that Konoha was no longer the same Konoha it was before.\nThis made him feel a little scared.\nHe has done too many things in the past. If exposed, Konoha will tear him apart.\nOrochimaru's human experiment, is that a big deal?\nSeeing that Sarutobi Shinnosuke was a little disappointed, Sarutobi Hiruzen comforted him: \"Since the ANBU can't stay anymore, then go and become a mentoring Jonin.\"\nThe status of mentoring Jonin in Konoha is very high.\nAt least his status is much higher than that of ordinary jounin.\nEspecially cultivating disciples one by one will represent the future team and connections.\nThe most obvious one is Sarutobi Asuma.\nIn the original work, the Third Hokage directly assigned Inogacho to him.\nThis is paving the way for Asuma to become Hokage in the future.\nWho doesn't know that the pig, deer and butterfly are one body, and they are the core of the Hokage.\nNow there is no need to think about Inogacho, but Hiruzen Sarutobi is still considering giving his son some powerful ninja children as a back-up.\nAs the Hokage, he was all too aware of the consequences of such a sensitive position as Shinnosuke Sarutobi.\n\"Where are the files?\"\nAfter thinking for a while and deciding on a few candidates, Sarutobi Hiruzen looked up at Sarutobi Shinnosuke and said solemnly: \"I want to see what these two people want to do.\"\nAfter hearing this, Sarutobi Shinnosuke felt embarrassed at first.\nHe stood there with a somewhat embarrassed expression.\nHe has seen the picture!\n\"What's wrong?\"\nSarutobi Hiruzen frowned slightly and said displeasedly: \"Can't I still see it?\"\n\"No, it's not...\" Sarutobi Shinnosuke was a little confused.\nWhat should I say about this?\nForget it, give it!\nIt's not allowed to be seen, it's even more inappropriate. I hope my old father can hold on.\nThree minutes later, a roar came from Sarutobi Hiruzen's office, scaring many people.\nThey all muttered, what happened today?\nIt's not over, is it?\nDanzo, in particular, was actually punched out. How could Acting Hokage be so fierce?\nAnd, it's so cool!\nThat guy who is full of darkness should be dealt with like this.\nAkimichi Tifeng sat in the office, raised his head, looking a little surprised, wondering what happened to Sarutobi Hiruzen.\nSuddenly, he thought of the publicity and grinned.\nSo that's what happened.\nAfter putting so much effort and paying such a high price, you got such a painting that makes people vomit blood, Sarutobi Hiruzen, how do you feel?\nDo you want to cry?\nAccident or not?\nSurprise or not?\nThinking of this, Qiu Daocheng suddenly lost his anger.\nHe even hummed a ditty in his mouth.\nSarutobi Hiruzen, you won't be mad to death, right?\nProbably not. After being the Hokage for so many years, what kind of people have you not seen? You still care about this.\nIf Hiruzen Sarutobi hears what Akimichi Tōfū is saying, he will definitely ask: I have seen all kinds of people, such an unruly person as Uchiha Fūnan, in the entire ninja world, find me a second one. go!\nThe most irritating thing is that he is still so strong!\nOtherwise, with Feng Nan's temperament, his ashes would have been raised countless times.\n…\n\"You are my lover, a lover like a rose...\"\nAt the station where the Sunagakure Investigation Team was located, Feng Nan stood on the raised platform of Tudun, holding a microphone in his hand and singing loudly to a window.\nThe people of Konoha and Sunagakure were all stunned.\nMa Ji looked at Shikaku and said coquettishly: \"People from Konoha are so bold and unrestrained?\"\nShikaku's face darkened.\nPeople from Konoha?\nNo, you are wrong, that person is not from my Konoha at all.\nWho dares to say that this is my Konoha person, who am I to worry about.\n\"Shikaku!\"\nFeng Nan on the high platform shouted.\nCan't hear it!\nI do not know you!\nShikaku lowered his head.\nIf the Sunagakure Investigation Team wasn't here, he would have wanted to turn around and leave.\n\"Deer Dascar!\"\n\"Grass!\" Lu Jiu raised his head fiercely and glared at Feng Nan.\nSunagakure's people almost didn't laugh.\nKonoha's jounin squad leader, a famous strategist in the ninja world, Shika Daisuru?\nWell, I do have scars on my face!\nFeng Nan said: \"Dance to cheer up!\"\n\"Go to hell!\" Lu Jiu yelled angrily.\n\"you sure?\"\nThree magatama appeared in Feng Nan's eyes.\n\"You... I'm warning you, Feng Nan, if you dare to use illusions on me, I will fight you!\"\nShikaku subconsciously took a step back and uttered a threat.\nHowever, even Ma Ji could see that Shikaku's threat seemed to have little confidence.\nHe seemed to be shivering a little.\nThere is no way, I can't beat them, I just have no confidence.\nAlthough it has not been recognized, almost everyone in Konoha's Jonin circle agrees on one thing.\nUchiha Fengnan's genjutsu has replaced Yuhi Mahko as Konoha's genjutsu representative.\n\"Okay, I won't embarrass you, just go and accompany me!\" Feng Nan pointed to the instruments he brought.\nLu Jiu walked over slowly with a dark face: \"What are you doing?\"\n\"Bang the big drum!\"\n\"good!\"\nShikaku seemed to be convinced, picked up the drumstick and started beating.\n\"Dong dong dong!\"\nDrums sounded throughout half of Konoha.\nCountless people are looking this way.\nMore people are coming this way.\nIf there is excitement, who wouldn't watch it?\nFeng Nan picked up the microphone and continued singing.\nThis song didn't match the drums at all, and Feng Nan was a little out of tune.\nThis combination gave everyone around them goosebumps.\n\n            \n\n\n\n                 \nHowever, the people of Konoha's security force were escorting him, and they couldn't stop him.\nAnd, this is so interesting.\n\"enough!\"\nAn angry shout sounded.\nYe Cang walked out angrily and said, \"Uchiha Fengnan, what on earth are you going to do?\"\n\"My dear, you are finally out. I miss you so much.\" Feng Nan burst into tears immediately after seeing Ye Cang.\nYe Cang said angrily: \"Are you your dear?\"\n\"You, you, it's you!\"\nFeng Nan said aggrievedly: \"You took away my first kiss yesterday. You have to admit it. You have to be responsible for me!\"\nFirst kiss yesterday?\nMany people have black hair.\nYour first kiss, one a day?\nSeeing more and more people gathering together, the shameless Ye Cang glared at the shameless Feng Nan, pulled each other and left quickly.\n\"Haha, thank you for your help. We are going on a date. I will treat you to a wedding banquet another day.\"\nFeng Nan's laughter echoed in the air.\n\"Minister, move slowly!\"\nThe members of Konoha's security forces shouted in unison.\nThe loud voice scared many people.\nShikaku almost fell over.\nAwesome!\nYou are all awesome!\nWhen did Uchiha's painting style become like this?\nIs the whole clan starting to be immoral?\nShikaku sighed quietly.\nKonoha is going to be famous this time.\nYou don't need to think about it to know that there must be spies from other villages around to spread the word about this scene. Shikaku had the urge to cover his face and burst into tears.\nUchiha Fengnan, your status in my heart is already close to that of Senju Hashirama.\n…\n\"boom!\"\nYe Cang pulled Feng Nan to a deserted place, pushed Feng Nan hard, and shouted: \"What on earth are you going to do?\"\nFeng Nan said innocently: \"Didn't I tell you yesterday? It's a date!\"\n\"I...\" Ye Cang was so angry that he almost wanted to curse.\n\"I'm from Sunagakure!\"\n\"I know!\"\n\"You are from Konoha!\"\n\"I know!\"\n\"Then is it possible for the two of us to be together?\" Ye Cang said angrily: \"Besides, I have no interest in you at all.\"\n\"As long as I'm interested in you.\"\nYe Cang sneered and said, \"Do you know me? Do you dare to say you are interested in me?\"\n\"It doesn't matter!\" Feng Nan waved his hand and said boldly: \"I am very sure that I am just greedy for your body, so I don't care about the rest.\"\n\"you……\"\nYe Cang almost fainted from anger.\nWhere is the face?\nCan I order some?\nShe glared at Feng Nan.\nFeng Nan looked at Ye Cang lovingly.\nIn the end, Ye Cang was defeated. She looked at Feng Nan helplessly and said, \"What are you going to do?\"\nIf she could beat Feng Nan, she would kill him regardless.\nBut, she really can't beat him!\n\"Actually, what I think is very simple!\"\nFeng Nan looked at Ye Cang seriously and said, \"Luo Sha will not let you go. You will die in his hands sooner or later.\"\nHe looked up and down Ye Cang's body and said, \"What a pity, what a waste. As a pervert with integrity, I absolutely cannot agree.\"\n\"Ahhhh!!!\"\nYe Cang was furious, roared angrily, and activated his Burning Escape.\n\"boom!!!\"\nA triangular kaleidoscope appeared in Feng Nan's eyes, and a huge skeleton enveloped him.\n\"boom!\"\nWith a casual slap, Zhuo Dun's condensed fireball was shot away.\n\"What's this?\"\nYe Cang looked horrified.\n\"boom!\"\nThe skeleton giant stretched out his hand and grabbed Ye Cang in the palm of his hand.\n\"Woman, you've already made a lot of trouble.\"\nFeng Nan looked at Ye Cang and chuckled: \"How about I invite you again to cooperate with me? Or do you really think Luo Sha will let you go?\"\nYe Cang, who was about to struggle, suddenly fell silent.\nShe looked at Feng Nan with complicated eyes and said, \"Are you so sure that Luo Sha will attack me?\"\nFeng Nan looked at Ye Cang and said nothing.\n\"well!\"\nYe Cang sighed quietly and said, \"I am from Sunagakure.\"\n\"So, are you prepared to die generously?\"\n\"No, I am ready to cooperate with you!\" Ye Cang was extremely calm at the moment and said: \"But I think you can understand that cooperation belongs to both parties. Don't try to force me to do anything.\"\nFeng Nan looked Ye Cang up and down and said with a smile: \"Don't worry, both parties must agree on that kind of thing.\"\n\"...I mean, I won't do anything to hurt Sunagakure.\"\n\"same!\"\nThe same ghost!\nYe Cang suddenly asked: \"I can feel that this is your last invitation to me. If I don't agree, what are you going to do?\"\nFeng Nan said casually: \"Use strong. I remember a master said that if you want to get a woman, you must first get her body. Moreover, I will take you back to Uchiha and lock you up. When nothing happens, just go……\"\n\"Okay, okay, thank you for your noble hand!\" Ye Cang waved his hands quickly and said, \"Tell me, how do you want to cooperate?\"\nFeng Nan smiled slightly and said, \"I want you...\"\nYe Cang's eyes were sharp.\n\"...become the Kazekage!\"\n\"Don't gasp next time!\"",2576,"2026-06-04T13:04:41.252Z",1,null,"717eacd86e44b94bd5cda2804332354bca801f7b90ad0635a7ab52528c121f15","allies-106","exclusively-danzo-104",343,"\u002Fcovers\u002F2744d9e2-255e-4853-bafb-59a1dcb29203-1780578278961.jpg"]