[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-naruto-this-uchiha-is-too-serious":3,"chapter-naruto-this-uchiha-is-too-serious-if-he-doesn-t-hit-me-why-can-t-i-hit-him-113":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Naruto: This Uchiha is too serious",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1221810,1616,"Chapter 113: If he doesn't hit me, why can't I hit him?","if-he-doesn-t-hit-me-why-can-t-i-hit-him-113",113,"\"Am I strong?\"\n\"powerful!\"\n\"Am I great?\"\n\"sharp!\"\n\"What's this?\"\n\"youth!\"\nThe two youths, the two people talking to each other, shouted out together.\nThen, Feng Nan and Kai gave a thumbs up at the same time, grinning toothily, and their teeth seemed to be shining.\nThe jonins staring at them had black lines on their heads.\nThese two people found the organization.\nAfter just a few words of exchange, the two people immediately decided to wear a pair of pants.\n\"Commander in Chief!!!\"\nKakashi's angry voice sounded.\nHe came to Feng Nan, looked at Feng Nan angrily, and shouted: \"If there are enemies, you can order us to fight. If you also want to fight, you can take us with you, but please don't rush in alone. , okay?\"\n\"Kakashi!\" Feng Nan raised a finger and shook it back and forth: \"The blood will never be extinguished. My youth is burning. Do you feel it? How hot it is. This is Konoha. So hot!\"\nOh my God, the heat of Konoha!\nKakashi felt like he couldn't breathe.\n\"Oh ho!\"\nKai clenched his fists, stared at Feng Nan excitedly, and shouted: \"Mr. Feng Nan, I feel it, this is youth, my blood, woo woo, I am so touched!\"\nFeng Nan came to Kai who was covering his face and crying, with an excited expression on his face: \"Kai, don't cry, our blood...\"\n\"enough!\"\nKakashi roared angrily, stared at Feng Nan with his eyes, gritted his teeth and said: \"Master Feng Nan, this is a battlefield, please give relevant orders, and please ban any irrelevant ones!\"\nOne Kai is already a headache.\nFeng Nan is even more crooked than him!\n\"oh!\"\nFeng Nan curled his lips.\nKakashi's endurance is much worse than Shikaku's.\nBack then, Shikaku was turned over and over by him, assuming one hundred and eight postures.\nIn the end, people managed to survive.\nBounced back to Konoha.\nWhat perseverance!\nMoreover, Nara Shikaku's brain power improved and he was officially known as Konoha's military advisor from then on!\nKakashi is still too young, and he obviously wants to improve him.\nMaybe, after some hard work, his eyes can evolve into kaleidoscopes!\n\"How far is it from the border?\"\nKakashi immediately said: \"Less than thirty miles away, at the border, the village has more than a thousand ninjas and a barrier. It is not easy for Kumogakure to break through.\"\n\"In addition, according to the intelligence just obtained, Kumogakure has no plans to attack.\"\nFeng Nan nodded lightly and suddenly asked: \"What's the reaction from the Kingdom of Frost and the Kingdom of Tian? And the Kingdom of Iron!\"\nWhen mentioning that warrior country, Feng Nan's words became cautious.\nThat warrior country is not easy to mess with. It is considered to be the strongest group of forces under the five major villages.\nIf Kumogakure and Konoha were to go to war, the battlefield would be right around him.\nKakashi said: \"All three countries have protested, with the Iron Country being the most violent!\"\n\"It's natural!\"\nFeng Nan laughed.\nThe Kingdom of Fields and the Kingdom of Frost are small countries, and their words and deeds all depend on the face of the big country. When the big country coughs, they will tremble.\nThe Kingdom of Iron belongs to that kind of country that has a certain ability to resist.\nIf you start a war in front of someone's home, it's weird if they are satisfied.\nHowever, no one can stop this battle.\nIn other words, no one can stop Qiudao Qifeng.\nThe old fat man who just took office hopes to use war to divert attention and pressure in the village.\nHe was more worried about the increasingly tense atmosphere in the village than the external war.\nIron Kingdom, they'd better stay out of it.\n\"Has everyone rested?\"\n\"You can go into battle at any time!\" Kakashi replied and asked in surprise: \"Sir, are you ready to go to war?\"\nFeng Nan looked at Kakashi with a retarded look and said, \"If I don't start a war, what am I doing here? Bringing so many people with me? Organizing a blind date?\"\n\n            \n\n\n\n                 \n\"this……\"\nAlthough Kakashi was very dissatisfied with Sarutobi Hiruzen, and even hated him a little because of what Feng Nan said.\nHowever, now he still takes orders from Sarutobi Hiruzen.\nThat person's order is to not fight if possible.\nKakashi has always been influenced by Hiruzen Sarutobi and tries to avoid war.\nFortunately for Feng Nan, after arriving, he was ready to take the initiative to start a war!\n\"There is no movement from Kumogakure's side.\"\n\"Joke!\" Feng Nan looked at it that wayThe mentally retarded expression became more intense, and he said: \"I, Konoha, are the number one ninja village in the ninja world. I have the biggest girl, the most talented girl, the most beautiful girl, and the biggest one. If Kumogakure doesn't fight me, I can't.\" Hit him? Who taught you?\"\n\"I……\"\nKakashi, who was in his early twenties, was a little embarrassed.\n\"I tell you, Kakashi!\" Feng Nan said with a wanton smile on his face: \"I, Konoha, do not take the initiative to cause trouble for anyone, but whoever dares to cause trouble for us, we will deal with them properly. Crush all their fangs.\"\nFeng Nan said softly: \"We have to teach them how to be polite, do you understand?\"\nI have to say that Kakashi, who was influenced by Sarutobi Hiruzen, felt his blood boiling when he heard these words.\nNot to mention the other jounin.\nThey all breathed heavily and looked at Feng Nan eagerly.\nRegardless of whether Fengnan is an Uchiha or not, what he just said is what the number one ninja village should say!\n\"Set off!\"\n\"yes!\"\nThis loud shout carries a rhythm and gives people a feeling of confidence!\nMore than seventy people set out again.\nSoon, they came to the border.\nThe ninja responsible for border security is a civilian ninja.\nMu Mu Gong Dao!\nThis ninja is also well-known in Konoha.\nHe once formed a team with Tsunade and Kato Dan and served as the captain.\nAt that time, Tsunade lost her mind because of Kato Dan's death and fell into chaos.\nIt was Mumu Gongdao who stopped her.\n\"Commander-in-Chief!\"\nMu Mu Kung Dao didn't have the awkwardness of an old-timer. Facing the young Feng Nan, he acted extremely calmly and looked businesslike.\n\"Get ready to fight!\"\nFeng Nan was also very straightforward and gave the order directly.\n\"Going to fight?\" Mumu Gongdao was startled: \"How many people? How to fight?\"\n\"All 1,700 ninjas on the entire border will go to war!\" Feng Nan said: \"As for the time to go to war, it will be when the opponent's ninja army is in chaos.\"\nNinja army in chaos?\nMu Mu Gong Dao frowned and said: \"Commander-in-Chief, Kumogakure has gathered five thousand ninjas, which is three times our number!\"\nFeng Nan smiled slightly and answered: \"I only know that I am the commander-in-chief.\"\n\"……clear!\"\nOne order after another was conveyed quickly.\nIn fact, there is no need to prepare at all, this is the front line.\nNot far ahead is Kumogakure's ninja army. Konoha ninjas may face attacks from the opponent at any time, and they are already ready to fight.\nIf you give the order, they will fight!\nFeng Nan took a deep breath and felt the surging chakra in his body. A kaleidoscope of triangular symbols appeared in his eyes.\nWith a cold smile on his lips, he screamed strangely and rushed forward.\nOne person attacked Kumogakure's five thousand ninjas.\n\"are you crazy?\"\nKakashi behind him couldn't help but curse angrily.\n\"Shut up, Kakashi, just watch from here!\" Uchiha Nobuya stared at him coldly and said, \"I'm giving you an advantage. You will soon see the power of the great Uchiha clan.\"\nHe looked at Feng Nan's back, his eyes full of fire.\nThe reason why Uchiha Nobuya became Feng Nan's subordinate was precisely because he had seen Feng Nan's terrifying power with his own eyes.\n\"Shadow Clone Technique!\"\n\"boom!\"\nFour Fengnan appeared at the same time.\n\"Susanoh!\"\nFour clones used Susanoo at the same time.\n\"It consumes a lot of money. The clone won't last long, but it's enough!\"\nFeng Nan laughed, and Susanoo's hand began to condense a large amount of chakra.\nHidden in the clouds.\nThe one-eyed Toshiro stared at Feng Nan who was rushing towards him.\nHe is a well-known Jonin in Kumogakure and has a high prestige. He once served as the deputy of the Third Raikage.\nAfter the death of the third generation Raikage, he was deeply trusted by the fourth generation Raikage.\nConverted to Konoha, he was almost equivalent to being the Hokage's assistant for two generations.\nHe is clear-minded and cautious.\nIn this conflict between Konoha and Kumogakure, he was entrusted by the Fourth Raikage to serve as the frontline commander.\nMany people in Kumogakure have a kind of contempt when facing Konoha.\nIncluding Raikage.\nThis point also comes from the day-to-day difference.\nThe incident involving Hinata and Hizashi did not have a great impact on Konoha, but also had a great impact on Kumogakure.\nYunyin's heart began to swell.\nDuring the Third Ninja War, as the defeated side, they gained a lot of benefits. In the latter time, they even forced Konoha to kill the younger brother of the head of the Hyuga clan, a prominent family in the village.\nYunyin himself was a little stupid.\nThat's okay too!\nWhere is Konoha's dignity?\nFrom that moment on, Kumogakure began to look down on Konoha.\nToshiro was different, he was always vigilant when facing Konoha.\nHe knew that the reason why Konoha made two decisions in favor of Kumogakure was mainly because of the leadership of the family, not because Konoha did not dare to fight!\nTry another family member.\nNow that the situation has changed, a war is indeed about to begin!\nIt is said that the commander-in-chief is Xueyan Fengnan, the Uchiha who has never been reused in the hands of the third generation. Now it is he who will fight this battle.\nApart from anything else, Tudai was worried about Xueyan's individual power.\nHow many Kumogakure would he have to sacrifice to get rid of him.\nNamikaze Minato, who was as famous as him back then, could instantly kill fifty ninjas and easily change a battle.\nTherefore, after he came to the front line, he laid out tactics and trained ninjas again and again.\nOf course, he was not afraid, he just wanted to minimize Kumogakure's sacrifice.\n\"Sir! Xueyan Fengnan came to kill alone. There are no ninjas behind... Then, what is that?\"\nThe Sensing Ninja was reporting. Suddenly, his eyes widened and he couldn't close his mouth when he looked at the bloody giant dozens of meters high.\n\"Are you taking the initiative? As expected of Uchiha!\"\nToshiro looked at it coldly, shouted loudly, and said: \"Everyone, get ready for battle, Uchiha is coming.\"\nHear Uchiha, Yunyin and the others were shocked.\nThe strongest ninja clan in the ninja world!\nAs the most militant ninja village in the ninja world, they also wanted to see it.\n\"Long range attack! Don't let him get close!\"\nFollowing Toshiro's order, the Kumogakure launched an attack on Fengnan who was charging towards them.\nOne by one, the detonating charms were wrapped around the kunai and thrown towards Feng Nan.\nAt the same time, a large number of ninjas began to use long-range attacks.\nFire escape!\nWater escape!\nThunder escape!\nA series of escape techniques hit Susanoo, and the dense attacks surrounded Susanoo, but Susanoo couldn't even move.\nStill moving while concentrating on condensing chakra!\nBecause it is a clone, it is different from the main body after all, and the chakra is not that rich.\nHowever, Feng Nan doesn't care about wasting a little time.\nHe stared at Kumogakure and murmured to himself;\nHow many floors does a bag of rice have to carry?\n\"Lord Toshiro!\" The sensing ninja looked horrified and screamed: \"That giant's hands are like tailed beast jade!\"\n\"What?\"\nToshiro's pupils shrank violently. Although he had considered that it was a very powerful ninjutsu, he never expected that it would reach the level of a tailed beast.\nIs that the new tailed beast?\n\"Spread out, spread out!\"\nToshiro exclaimed.\nKumogakure began to scatter around in an orderly manner.\nFrom this point of view, Toshiro is indeed capable. Under his command, Kumogakure, thousands of ninjas, are like a whole, in his hands, like arms.\n\"late!\"\nFeng Nan sneered.\n\"Look at my Yasaka's Blood Magatama!\"\nThe four clones threw the condensed chakra balls out at the same time.\n\"No!!!\"\nToshiro screamed: \"Defend, defend! Avoid, avoid!\"\nThe Kumogakure immediately split into two parts.\nSome of them used defensive earth escape or offensive thunder escape, hoping to smash the blood cells.\nIt's a pity that these attacks and defenses are like bubbles on Feng Nan's blood cells, which break into pieces with a 'pop' and have no effect at all.\n\n            \n\n\n\n                 \n\"boom!\"\n\"boom!\"\n\"boom!\"\n\"Boom boom boom!!!\"\nFour huge roars sounded.\nFour huge pits appeared in Kumogakure's ninja army.\nEach one took hundreds of ninja with them.\nThe remaining heat after the explosion caused Kumogakure to suffer terribly.\nThe impact caused by the explosion also scattered Kumogakure and others.\nThis scene stunned everyone.\nEven the ninjas of Konoha had dull eyes.\nIs this the kind of damage humans can cause?\nThis is clearly a tailed beast!\nHumanity?\nHow can humans be so strong!\nToshiro almost sat down on the ground.\nHis lips trembled, his eyes were dull, and he murmured: \"It's over, how could it be? How could this happen?\"\nImmediately, he reacted, roared, and said: \"Retreat, retreat immediately, all Kumogakure, retreat!\"\nHe was caught off guard!\nHe needs time!\nHe needs to adjust!\nAt the same time, on the Konoha side, someone also came back to his senses, and this person was Uchiha Nobuya.\nNowadays, a large number of Uchiha have a kind of fanatical admiration for Fengnan, thinking that he can do everything.\nTherefore, Uchiha Nobu also woke up from the destruction caused by Feng Nan in a short period of time and shouted: \"What are you still doing? Kill, the whole army is dispatched, kill Kumogakure!\"\nAfter yelling, he took the lead and rushed out.\n\"kill!\"\nThe other ninjas came to their senses and rushed out of the defense line with roars, killing Kumogakure.\nThis time, the quantitative gap is not so obvious.\nFeng Nan's four blood jade attacks directly killed nearly two thousand Yunyin.\nThe remaining Kumogakure was almost scared out of their wits, and under Toshiro's order, they panicked and chose their own way!\nMore than 1,700 Konoha ninjas rushed over with high morale.\nFeng Nan did not take action again, but maintained Susanoo's body and stood quietly on the battlefield.\nAs long as he is here!\nFor Kumogakure's ninja, fear is undoubtedly suppressed.\nAs long as he is here!\nKonoha's ninjas are full of confidence.\nAs long as he is here...",2511,"2026-06-04T13:04:41.252Z",1,null,"7e6a4ceaa85399be4d79417ba1ea1cdf472e7f618d0d0fd471a4a3a79dc81eba","feng-nan-we-are-convinced-114","destruction-of-yunyin-team-112",343,"\u002Fcovers\u002F2744d9e2-255e-4853-bafb-59a1dcb29203-1780578278961.jpg"]