[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-naruto-this-uchiha-is-too-serious":3,"chapter-naruto-this-uchiha-is-too-serious-slap-285":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Naruto: This Uchiha is too serious",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1221982,1616,"Chapter 285: Slap","slap-285",285,"Kazekage Rasa uses kunai to hold Hokage Uchiha Funan hostage!\nSarutobi Asuma, along with Inokacho and Hinata, as well as the small ninja clan, launched a rebellion in an attempt to take away Naruto and create greater chaos.\nHatake Kakashi and Metkai, with a large number of Konoha ninjas, were protecting Naruto.\nThe other village ninjas who participated in the chuunin selection gave him a cold look.\nA large number of spectators in the venue fell into the illusion and lost consciousness.\nThe nobles were still there, protected by the Konoha shinobi, still yelling for more people to protect them.\nThe ninjas of Konoha have big heads.\nRiots began elsewhere.\nThe top management of Konoha seemed to be blind and ignored this.\nKonoha's security forces, the Anbu, had all disappeared.\nThis is the current situation in Konoha!\nMany people are at a loss.\nThey don't know what to do at this moment?\nThese people do not include Konoha ninjas, but ninjas from other villages.\nAs people who participated in the Chunin selection, they already possess the strength of Chunin.\nIn addition, there is a teacher leading the team beside them, who is definitely a jounin level, or even an elite jounin.\nThese people are, without a doubt, a huge force.\nHowever, without orders from above, no one dares to take action casually at this time.\nKonoha is the most powerful ninja village!\nIf one is not handled well, a full-scale war breaks out.\nMany people looked towards the high platform.\nThey are waiting for orders!\nThen, they saw a scene they would never forget.\nThe Kazekage led the Hokage straight to the roof.\nUnfortunately, when he was in mid-air, he was slapped down by a huge hand.\nAfter the Kazekage fell to the ground, he bounced a little.\nAt this moment, everyone's expressions froze.\nHokage-sama, are you being held hostage?\nVery energetic!\n…\n\"Haha, how about it? Feng Nanjun, you didn't expect it, did you?\"\nOrochimaru's hoarse voice sounded.\n\"Feng Ying is your person. We have known this for a long time. Because he is your person, you will relax your vigilance towards him. This is the reason for your failure!\"\nOrochimaru's kunai pressed firmly against Feng Nan's neck, not daring to relax for a moment.\nFeng Nan looked indifferent and said: \"Then why don't you take action? Orochimaru!\"\n\"Haha!\" Orochimaru laughed, and with Feng Nan, he rushed forward.\n\"boom!\"\nThe top of the platform was broken.\nOrochimaru, who was still rising, laughed crazily and said: \"Fengnan-kun, take a good look and see how your Konoha was destroyed by me... Ugh!\"\nFeng Nan frowned slightly, and Susanoo exploded instantly.\nA huge hand appeared out of thin air and struck Orochimaru with a bang. He was struck from mid-air to the ground.\n\"You're talking a lot of nonsense! Orochimaru!\"\nFeng Nan sneered.\n\"Hehe, haha!\"\nOrochimaru laughed crazily, and after swimming a few times like a snake, he slowly stood up and stared at Feng Nan with his triangular eyes.\n\"Feng Nanjun, you are really powerful. In that situation, you can still fight back.\"\nJust now, he didn't just use a kunai to hold Feng Nan's neck, he also used a restraint technique.\n\"That's because you don't understand Uchiha's power at all!\"\nOrochimaru smiled, not caring about Feng Nan's sarcasm, looked around, and said: \"Actually, it's okay here, the youngest Hokage in the history of Konoha, the man who brought changes to the ninja world, the fifth generation Hokage, Uchiha Fengnan, you will die here, and you will be finished with Konoha.\"\n\"Only on you?\" Feng Nan shook his head helplessly and said, \"Or on them?\"\nFeng Nan pointed at Sarutobi Asuma and others.\n\"To be honest, there is no point in being three times stronger than your current strength.\"\n\"Indeed, what if we add them?\"\nOrochimaru pointed at the Kages below who still didn't move.\nRaikage, Tsuchikage, Mizukage and the Iron Country general, Mifune!\nFeng Nan glanced at him and said, \"You want to help Orochimaru deal with Konoha?\"\nRaikage's eyes became sharp and he said: \"Lord Hokage, as long as you agree...\"\n\"I won't agree to anything!\"Raikage: \"...\"\n\"Then there is no other way!\" Tsuchikage slowly floated up and said, \"Hokage, today is the day of destruction of Konoha.\"\nKumogakure, Iwagakure, Kirigakure and the Iron Kingdom finally stopped covering up.\nThey stared at Feng Nan with an astonishing murderous look.\nLei Ying raised his hand, and a signal bomb flew out and exploded in the sky.\n\"Just you guys? Are you arrogant or do you underestimate me?\"\nFeng Nan shook his head and laughed, and said: \"I think it would be a good choice to kill you all here.\"\n\"We may not be Hokage-sama's opponents. We know this very well!\"\nTerumi Mei said with a smile: \"So, we have specially found a worthy opponent for Hokage-sama. Hokage-sama, you won't be beaten to tears in a while, right?\"\nFeng Nan's eyes narrowed slightly, staring at Terumi Mei: \"Mizukage...\"\nTerumi Mei smiled, but her heart suddenly tightened. She was worried that Feng Nan would become angry and attack her directly. After carefully keeping a certain distance, she said: \"What?\"\n\"You are a few years older since we last met, and you have taken several steps away from turning thirty! After thirty, is forty still far away?\"\nTerumi Mei: \"...\"\nFeng Nan continued: \"It is said that you are starting to worry that you can't get married, right? It's too fierce. No man dares to ask for it.\"\nTerumi Mei: \"...\"\nWhat the hell!\nI'm going to kill you!\nNo one can stop me!\nTerumi Mei is almost twenty-eight years old.\n\n            \n\n\n\n                 \nWomen of this age group are very concerned about their age.\nIt seems that the next moment, they will cross the chasm and become thirty years old!\nTherefore, regarding Feng Nan's words, Terumi Mei said, I care about it very much.\nYou have stepped on my bottom line.\n\"Water Release: Water Dragon Bullet Jutsu!\"\nTerumi Mei performed extraordinary at this moment. The water dragon was thick, big and long, overwhelming the sky and the earth. It roared towards Fengnan.\nThe surging momentum made Lei Ying sweat on his head.\nThis woman is a bit scary.\n\"Fire Escape!\"\nFeng Nan put his hands together: \"Fire Dragon Bullet Technique!\"\nA huge blood-red fire dragon appeared, thicker and stronger, and faced the water dragon.\n\"Zizzizi!\"\nThe water dragon hit the fire dragon and immediately began to evaporate.\nIn the water, the fire dragon opened its eyes, opened its mouth, and sprayed countless hot fireballs at Terumi Mei.\n\"Bang bang!\"\n\"Bang bang bang!\"\nTerumi Mei's figure kept retreating.\nAfter retreating for dozens of meters, he managed to avoid the fire dragon bullet.\n\"That's it?\"\nFeng Nan's lips showed disdain and said: \"At your level, I can beat ten of you!\"\n\"Haha, Mr. Feng Nan, don't just look at what's in front of you!\"\nOrochimaru looked into the distance and said, \"Maybe what you need to care about is farther away.\"\nFeng Nan turned his head.\nAt this moment, they were at the top of the high platform, with a height of tens of meters, enough for them to see far away.\nFeng Nan clearly saw that many places in Konoha were burned by raging fires.\nEven, he can see a little more clearly.\nIn those places, there are Iwagakure, Kumogakure, Kirigakure, and samurai!\nI don't know when there were so many ninjas from other villages hiding in Konoha.\nThey stared at the people in Konoha with evil smiles on their faces and began to take action.\nEven the samurai are using chakra swords to kill the civilians of Konoha.\nThis is war and there is no holding back.\nThe villagers of Konoha were horrified.\nWhy?\nWhy are there so many outsiders in their village?\nActually, this is not surprising.\nEven Hinata participated in the rebellion, and Sarutobi also exerted his strength in it.\nThere is also the most powerful brain in the ninja world, Nara Shikaku, who makes suggestions!\nThere are so many ninja clans, big and small, so it is not difficult to mobilize some ninjas to come to Konoha.\nFacing the bleeding Konoha, as Hokage, can Fengnan concentrate on fighting?\n\"Have you really made up your mind?\" Feng Nan looked at the other shadows with a sneer and said, \"Aren't you worried that Orochimaru will be taken to the ditch for you?\"\nOnoki said calmly: \"We can't let you continue.\"\nKonoha's development speed is really too fast.\nWhether it is military power or economic power, it far exceeds that of other ninja villages. In order to protect themselves, they will also start a war.\nAfter all, with Uchiha Fengnan's aggressiveness, would he not start a war?\nSooner or later he will eat them.\nThe five people, Tsuchikage, Raikage, Mizukage, Orochimaru and Mifune, stood together and faced Feng Nan.\n\"Ha ha ha ha!\"\nFeng Nan shook his head and laughed, and said: \"Actually, do you know? I understand you very well. I am so awesome and powerful that you will be afraid and frightened. This is inevitable. I am such a beautiful man.\"\nSeveral people's brows twitched.\nThis is a bit shameless.\nEven though this is what happened, aren't you ashamed to say it yourself?\n\"but……\"\nFeng Nan stared at a few people and laughed wildly. Uchiha laughed wildly. The fifth hero, come on!\n\"Do you think some Konoha ninjas, as insiders, can hide this from me?\"\n\"You guys, are you looking down on Konoha and me?\"\nFollowing Feng Nan's words, a samurai's sword slashing at the Konoha villagers was gently held in his hand.\n\"What a brave dog. Do you think Konoha is a place where you can kill at will?\"\nThe samurai looked at the person, his pupils shrank, and his voice changed tone: \"Tsunade? Are you Tsunade, one of the three ninjas of Konoha?\"\nHe looked behind Tsunade.\nThe Konoha ninjas could not be seen at a glance.\nHow come there are so many?\nThe warrior's heart froze.\n\"ha!\"\noutlineThe hand shouted loudly and punched out.\nThe warrior quickly resisted.\nBut the opponent even smashed the knife into two pieces.\nNaturally, the person died on the spot.\nIf you were hit by Tsunade's strange power, you would definitely die.\n\"Kill me!\"\nTsunade shouted.\n\"yes!\"\nWow!\nA large number of Konoha ninjas intervened in the battlefield.\nThey were already eager.\nA bunch of rubbish dare to run wild in Konoha!\nAt the other end, Itachi easily killed a Kumogakure jounin.\nThe Sharingan stared coldly at Kumogakure in front of him, and finally transformed into a kaleidoscope!\n\"kill!\"\n\"yes!\"\nThe ninjas following him rushed out one after another.\n…\nIwagakure was advancing, but was repelled by a group of kunai. They raised their heads and looked to the heights.\n\"you……\"\nIwagakure's pupils shrank and said: \"Could it be that you, you are...\"\n\"Konoha Guards, join us!\"\nLed by Uchiha Yashiro, a group of red eyes, mixed with a large number of other ninjas, looked at Iwagakure opposite with a ferocious smile.\n\"You are dead!\"\nThe Uchiha howled and rushed forward.\nHot blooded, they loved it!\nThey want to use each other's blood to dye this place red.\n…\n\"I hate traitors the most!\"\nFugaku was alone, silently walking towards a group of Sunagakure.\n\"Haha, there is no eternal friendship between countries!\" Chiyo grinned and said: \"Uchiha Fugaku, can you stop so many of us by yourself?\"\n\"No?\" Fugaku said calmly: \"It seems that you lack awe of Uchiha's power, but it doesn't matter. After today, you will tremble all over because of the three Uchiha.\"\nA piece of fruit was thrown into Fugaku's mouth.\n\"Crack!\"\nThe skeleton giant appeared, roaring, and rushed towards Chiyo and others with unparalleled momentum.\n\"Suffer death!\"\n\"Arrogant!\" Chiyo shouted coldly, and ten white-clothed puppets appeared in front of her.\n…\n\"Is this your trump card?\"\nFeng Nan laughed wildly: \"You think I don't know what you are doing?\"\n\"wrong!\"\n\"I have long discovered that there are a large number of strange ninjas who have sneaked into Konoha. You are very patient and spent two years arranging those people into Konoha one after another.\"\n\"It's just that you are the ones who walked into the trap!\"\nSeveral shadows looked a little ugly.\nOrochimaru looked at them with snake-like eyes and said: \"Where are your people on the border? Are they not taking action? Why can the other side mobilize so many ninjas?\"\n\"Action!\"\nIt was Feng Nan who answered him.\nHe laughed wildly and said: \"Do you think that by deploying a large number of troops on the border, you can distract the ninjas of Konoha?\"\n\"You have a good idea!\"\n\"At this time of Chuunin selection, the Five Kage Conference will be held.\"\n\"As long as Kage comes to Konoha, no matter how many troops you deploy at the border, it will be justified.\"\n\"After all, I want to ensure the safety of you Kage.\"\n\"pity!\"\n\"What you did was too obvious.\"\nFeng Nan looked at the Kage's changing expressions and felt very amused: \"First of all, you will arrange a large number of tasks to transfer Konoha's elite ninjas out of Konoha.\"\n\"You succeeded. Even Shisui was transferred out by you.\"\n\"Afterwards, with the help of chuunin selection, the Five Kage Conference was held, and ninja troops were deployed at the border, forcing Konoha to send a large number of ninjas to confront them.\"\n\n            \n\n\n\n                 \n\"In this process, continue to mix your ninjas into Konoha one by one.\"\n\"Silently waiting for the explosion!\"\n\"Finally, you even arranged for a large number of nobles to come to Konoha. You know that once a conflict breaks out, Konoha's ninjas must ensure the safety of these nobles. In this way, some of Konoha's forces are taken away.\"\n\"Good idea.\"\n\"It's a pity that none of this can be hidden from my sharingan!\"\nFeng Nan's eyes turned into three magatama.\n\"I'm not afraid to tell you that Sarutobi will take action. It's expected. The betrayal of Hinata and Ino Shikacho is also expected, including Kazekage Rasa!\"\n\"Orochimaru, do you know? The first time I saw you, I was sure that you were either Rasa or Orochimaru!\"\n\"I was also acting just now. I know that Raikage and the others are cooperating with you.\"\n\"How about it?\"\n\"Are you surprised?\"\n\"Is it surprising?\"",2389,"2026-06-04T13:04:41.252Z",1,null,"910e171cf66d0963703b20e4775b7d00364cc532018cf95831965f53617342b3","hashirama-i-m-sorry-for-you-286","who-is-the-enemy-and-who-is-the-friend-284",343,"\u002Fcovers\u002F2744d9e2-255e-4853-bafb-59a1dcb29203-1780578278961.jpg"]