[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-naruto-this-uchiha-is-too-serious":3,"chapter-naruto-this-uchiha-is-too-serious-the-cause-of-cerebral-hemorrhage-144":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Naruto: This Uchiha is too serious",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1221841,1616,"Chapter 144: The cause of cerebral hemorrhage","the-cause-of-cerebral-hemorrhage-144",144,"\"This guest!\"\nOtsutsuki Shou said in a low voice, \"There is one thing, I hope you can understand.\"\n\"Please say!\"\nbigTsutsuki Teida said with a serious expression: \"Today's ramen event, only the first 100 bowls have discounts, you, the 101st bowl, there is no discount!\"\nFeng Nan's expression suddenly condensed, and he said in a deep voice: \"Why? Because of this one step difference?\"\n\"As a ramen lover, you must give me a discount today, otherwise...\"\nFeng Nan sat down on the chair and said indifferently: \"I won't leave today.\"\nShandai sneered and said, \"Are you threatening me?\"\n\"For ramen, I'm threatening you today!\" Feng Nan raised his head slightly, looking proud.\nThe two looked at each other coldly.\nNaruto swallowed carefully, a little scared.\nSudden!\n\"Hahaha!\"\n\"Feng Nan, you haven't been here for a long time!\"\n\"Yeah, I've been a little busy lately, hand typing, don't you think I have it!?\"\nThe two laughed, and the atmosphere became extremely relaxed.\nTejida sneered: \"Miss you? Do you think you're angry with me? I've upgraded my ramen several times, but you haven't even been here once. How dare you say you're a ramen lover?\"\n\"Stop talking nonsense and make me a bowl of ramen quickly. Increase the amount. I've been so busy lately that I haven't even eaten on time.\"\n\"Hold on!\"\nHis hands crackled and he began to work.\nNaruto looked on with envy and whispered, \"Your relationship is really good.\"\nFeng Nan glanced at him and said, \"If he didn't charge me any money, my relationship with him would be better.\"\n\"You have a beautiful idea!\" He was busy with his hands and sneered, \"I eat at least three bowls every time, come here every day, and you still want me to give you free money, you are just dreaming!\"\nThe relationship between the two has been going on for several years.\nWhen Feng Nan was Naruto's age, Feng Nan often ate ramen here.\nOtsutsuki's hand-made ramen is quite good, and Feng Nan likes it very much.\nalso!\nOtsutsuki!\nIchiraku Ramen is known as one of the most mysterious places in the ninja world.\nNo matter how many twists and turns it goes through, Ichiraku Ramen will always remain prosperous.\nEveryone named him Otsutsuki and suspected that he was related to Otsutsuki.\nFacing such a legendary figure, how could Feng Nan not be curious.\nWhat's more, such a person may become his enemy in the future, so there is no harm in getting to know him early.\nSo, there was the scene just now.\nHowever, after the contact, Feng Nan looked and felt that he was just an ordinary person.\nIs he really that strong?\nbrush!\nSeveral masked ninjas appeared at Ichiraku Ramen.\n\"Huh?\"\nShou Da looked at the incoming person, let out a cry of surprise, and looked at Feng Nan without any trace.\nFinding that he was in front of him as usual, he couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief and continued to make his own ramen.\n\"Lord Feng Nan!\" A man came to Feng Nan and whispered: \"Why are you here?\"\n\"What?\" Feng Nan sneered and said, \"Where am I going and I have to report to you? Then I will take people from the Konoha security force to report to you every day.\"\n\"No, it's not!\" The man was so frightened that he almost fell down. Just thinking about this scene was scary enough. He was a small ANBU, but he still obeyed the orders of the ANBU on both sides of Sarutobi Hiruzen and Akimichi Tifu, but He couldn't afford to offend Fengnan Uchiha.\nHe quickly said: \"Master Fengnan, Master Hokage invites you.\"\n\"Wait!\"\nFeng Nan scolded in displeasure.\n\"Isn't it good to let Hokage-sama wait?\"\nA rough voice sounded.\nJiraiya strode into the ramen shop.\nRecently, he has been following Naruto, teaching him, and when he heard that Feng Nan appeared next to Naruto, he rushed over as soon as possible.\nFeng Nan curled his lips and said, \"As an agent.\"\n\"...That's Hokage too!\"\nJiraiya said: \"Go and meet the Hokage-sama.\"\n\"No, I want to eat noodles!\" Feng Nan sneered: \"What? Jiraiya, do you still want to play strong with me? Do you believe I will beat the shit out of you?\"\n\n            \n\n\n\n                 \n\"Ahem!\" Jiraiya couldn't help coughing.\nFengnan had also worked under Jiraiya, and the two knew each other quite well.\nJiraiya naturally knew Feng Nan's terrifying strength.\nAlthough his strength has improved greatly over the years, at Feng Nan's age, he is truly in a period of expansion.\nEspecially Feng Nan's recent record.\nWhether inside or outside the village, everything he heard made him tremble with fear.\n\"Hey, lustful sage, are you coming to eat ramen too?\" Naruto jumped up and greeted Jiraiya with a heartfelt smile on his face.\nJiraiya looked at little Naruto with a smile.\nFeng Nan glanced at little Naruto and said, \"You like him very much?\"\n\"No!\" Little Naruto curled his lips and said, \"He is just a big pervert!\"\n\"It's okay if you don't like it!\" Feng Nan sneered and said, \"Some people may seem to be nice to you, but who knows if they have another side? Maybe they have ulterior secrets. It is said that this thing is passed down from generation to generation. Come down.\"\nNaruto was startled.\nWhat's the meaning?\nJiraiya said helplessly: \"Fengnan!\"\nFeng Nan sneered and was too lazy to speak.\nThe Third Hokage has always prohibited others from contacting Jinchuuriki, not just Uchiha, but everyone.\nThey silently watched the Jinchuuriki being bullied, why?\nWhy not be a good person yourself!\nThe only one who turns himself into a lonely and helpless Jinchuuriki!\nAs for Jiraiya, this piece of shit has been gone for so many years.\nEven though he trusts the Third Hokage, Naruto is the son of his disciple, and he got his name. After so many years, shouldn't you come back and take a look?\nNo matter how much you believe in Sarutobi Hiruzen, shouldn't you personally see the child who loves your disciple the most?\nWhen Uchiha takes action,Sarutobi Hiruzen screamed a few times, and then you ran back like crazy.\nAt this time, you discovered Naruto's problem, and you began to care about him. Why did he do it earlier?\nThat is to say, Naruto has Asura's chakra, which has always affected him. Otherwise, this little guy's heart will be twisted, who knows.\nAnyway, Feng Nan believed that if it were him, he would be the first to destroy Konoha.\nMy parents died to protect you, but you have made me hungry, eating expired food most of the time, and being insulted and ostracized by you every day.\nI'll make you eat shit!\nSeeing Feng Nan's gloomy face, Jiraiya stopped talking and waved his hand to the ANBU.\nThe ANBU retreated and waited silently.\nI have to say that Asura's chakra is indeed powerful.\nAfter Naruto was briefly confused, he immediately became cheerful again, shouting in front of Jiraiya.\nWith that look, it was obvious that he regarded Jiraiya as the person closest to him.\nJiraiya originally wanted to interact with Naruto, but because Feng Nan was nearby, it was awkward no matter what.\nSeeing this, Feng Nan sarcastically said: \"Are you guilty?\"\nDamn it!\nJiraiya had a black streak on his head and stared at Feng Nan.\nYou're done, aren't you?\nNo matter what, I am your old superior, can't you give me some face?\nAt this time, the ramen came.\nThree bowls!\nOne bowl for three people.\nAll are enhanced versions.\n\"Snapped!\"\nThe three of them neatly broke their chopsticks and ate noodles together.\nThis scene looks very warm.\nNaruto felt something.\nNot only because of Jiraiya, he also has a good impression of Feng Nan.\nHe didn't know why, but he just thought that Feng Nan had no ill intentions towards him.\nFeng Nan treats him differently.\nHe wants to get close to him!\n\"how is it going?\"\nNaruto looked at Feng Nan excitedly and said, \"Isn't it great to make uncle's ramen with your hands?\"\nFeng Nan glanced at him and said, \"When I ate his ramen, you weren't even born yet.\"\n\"Forehead!\"\n\"Haha!\" Shouda laughed loudly and said: \"Little Naruto, Feng Nan is right. When he was your age, he often came to my place to eat noodles, and he would come every two days.\"\nNaruto asked curiously: \"Then why haven't I seen him?\"\nShandai said nonchalantly: \"Some time before you were born, he suddenly stopped coming.\"\n\"Why is this?\"\nNaruto was still very curious and couldn't help but subconsciously asked Feng Nan.\nI obviously love ramen, but I haven't come here for a long time. This is so strange.\nFeng Nan glanced at Jiraiya and said mockingly: \"Ask your master, how dare I come to eat noodles!\"\n\"Huh?\" Naruto was confused and looked at Jiraiya.\n\"Okay, okay!\" Jiraiya said impatiently: \"Hurry up and eat the noodles.\"\nHe had information about everything Feng Nan had in Konoha.\nHe naturally knew that Feng Nan had indeed liked hand-made ramen very early on.\nA ninja war broke out later, and Feng Nan rushed to the battlefield.\nAfter that, Feng Nan fell into the whirlpool of public opinion and almost never left the Uchiha clan. How could he find the time to come here to eat noodles.\nPeople almost turned into noodles and were eaten by others.\nHow should I say this to Naruto?\nJiraiya felt so embarrassed!\n\"What attitude? You scared me!\"\nNaruto curled his lips in dissatisfaction.\nA bowl of ramen, finished quickly.\nThe three of them ordered another bowl in unison.\nThen comes the third bowl.\nFeng Nan's food intake is three bowls.\nJiraiya had more than him.\nNaruto left Feng Nan in a daze.\nThis kid can actually eat five bowls!\nA kid who is only four years old today can actually eat so much?\nWhere did you eat?\nFinally, Jiraiya paid the money.\nFeng Nan looked at him with disdain and said, \"Don't think you can bribe me with just a few bowls of ramen! Bah!\"\nDamn it!\nThe corners of Jiraiya's mouth twitched.\nWhy do I feel like I invited the wrong person!\nFeng Nan looked at Shou Da again and said, \"Didn't you say that only the 100th bowl is free? You liar, you actually gave a discount to other men!\"\nHis face collapsed with the hand slap.\nDon't know how to answer this?\nFeng Nan looked at the ANBU on the side again and said: \"Didn't you just want to fight me? Why don't you move? I've been waiting for you for so long, and you come here! Come and fight me!\"\nANBU: \"...\"\nJiraiya said with a headache: \"Feng Nan, are you very angry today? Did you eat gunpowder, no, did you eat explosives?\"\n\"Humph!\" Feng Nan snorted coldly, turned around proudly, and left here.\nAs for the Hokage's office?\nDamn it, who has time to see that old thing?\nIf I have this time, I will look for beautiful women with beautiful faces, beautiful women with white leaves...etc.!\nDon't they smell good?\nAt this moment, in the Hokage's office, Akimichi Tifeng had just taken medicine, drank a large glass of water, and was breathing heavily!\nWhen he heard that Feng Nan and the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki were eating noodles together, he felt like his heart was going to explode.\nHezi was very discerning and quickly called the medical ninja.\nFortunately, it didn't take long for Jiraiya to go and forcefully insert himself between Naruto and Fengnan.\nAs for Feng Nan scorning the Anbu, what could he say?\nHe is definitely the most aggrieved Hokage in history.\nQuit!\nAbsolutely no more!\nIf you keep doing this, your life will be gone!\n\"Now, immediately, immediately, get Tsunade back to me and tell Jiraiya that if Tsunade can't come back, he will step in for me!\"\nQiudao Qifeng roared viciously;\n\"yes!\"\nSeveral people in the office looked at each other.\nThe acting Hokage is really crazy, look at those eyes, they are red.\n\"Tuk-tuk-tuk!\"\nHearing this voice, Qiu Daofeng's scalp went numb.\nreally!\nShimura Danzo and Sarutobi Hiruzen came hand in hand, standing in front of Akimichi Tifu like two door gods.\n\"Stop saying anything!\" Akimichi Tifeng raised his palms and said: \"Whatever you want to say, tell Uchiha Fengnan. If it doesn't work, just have a fight! I promiseNo matter what the evidence is! \"\nSarutobi Hiruzen stagnated.\nDanzo Shimura said angrily: \"Torifeng, do you still look like a Hokage now?\"\n\"No!\" Akimichi Tifeng said simply: \"Can you replace me? What bastard wants to be this Hokage?\"\n\n            \n\n\n\n                 \nDanzo Shimura was almost choked to death again.\nI want to be one!\nI dream of becoming Hokage!\nIn the end, it was settled!\nWhat can be done?\nYou can't do anything to Feng Nan just because he went to eat a bowl of ramen with a jinchuriki, right?\nThe time for people to go there to eat noodles is much earlier than the jinchūriki.\nYou said that if the Jinchuuriki goes, Fengnan can't go?\nhehe!\nIs Feng Nan such a good-tempered person?\nThe most likely possibility is that when you were about to accuse him, he punched you in the face, knocking one of your teeth out!\nSarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo did not dare to force Akimichi too hard.\nThe old fat man's state looked very wrong.\nDon't be pushed into asking questions.\nHowever, the plan to deal with Feng Nan has to be advanced.\nMoreover, it was clearly agreed that Fengnan was the commander-in-chief of Iwagakure this time, but he was still staying in Konoha, which was problematic in itself.\nIf something goes wrong on the front lines, who is responsible?\nShimura Danzo and Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at each other and understood each other's plan.\n\"Be careful!\" Sarutobi Hiruzen said calmly: \"Don't let others catch you.\"\nDanzo was about to nod when he suddenly came back to his senses and said coldly: \"Why should I go? You are not the Hokage now!\"\nAre you still leaving this dirty work to me now?\nIt's become a habit for you kid now, right?\nI, Danzo Shimura, will not be accustomed to listening to you.\n\"you……\"\nSarutobi Hiruzen said angrily: \"Do you still care about this? Don't forget who our enemy is?\"\n\"Why don't you care?\" Danzo said coldly: \"I will not forget who the enemy is, but even if I say it a thousand times, you are no longer Hokage!\"\nMadan, I still want to be like before, I am the Hokage who opens and shuts my mouth!\nI'll make you Hokage!\nNo more Hokage now!\nSarutobi Hiruzen's veins were throbbing with anger.\nThere is no shortage of tricks and strategies!\nSarutobi Hiruzen left with a dark face.\nYou don't want to do it?\nOkay, he will come in person!\nHe felt more at ease doing things by himself.\nYou bastard, it's not the Hokage who opens and shuts his mouth.\nYou have to stab me in the lung tube, right?\nGrass!\nShimura Danzo, you boy, wait for me too!\nOne day, I will tell you again that I am the Hokage!",2526,"2026-06-04T13:04:41.252Z",1,null,"f69b6959916be29dd73ac382202b40ac29207f81ab1c0fcd6610d9152f625a76","trapping-people-145","takeaway-tailed-beast-how-about-that-143",343,"\u002Fcovers\u002F2744d9e2-255e-4853-bafb-59a1dcb29203-1780578278961.jpg"]