Chapter 1

Pay attention, this man is called Karl.

At this moment, his brows are tightly furrowed, and he is staring intently at the internal Navy newspaper in his hands—or more accurately, at a news headline titled "Navy Headquarters 24th Marine Training Camp About to Begin."

"Hoo~"

Karl let out a long sigh of relief, his expression relaxed. He closed the newspaper, pulled off some tissue... then pulled up his pants, flushed, lit a cigarette, and continued to kill time.

【Host has accumulated 1000 instances of paid bathroom breaks. The Slacking System has been activated. Detecting host's profession... Profession successfully bound!】

【Daily Task Issued】: Slack off for 3 hours, any method allowed. Reward: Designated Attribute Enhancement Card + Random Extra Reward.

"1 hour and 21 minutes have been accumulated for this workday. Please keep it up, host."

"What the hell! What's going on?" Karl patted his head in disbelief, looking around suspiciously.

This is insane! Could it be that he hallucinated from taking a dump?

Or is it that his long-awaited golden finger has finally arrived?

That's right, Karl is a transmigrator who, due to an accident, arrived in this familiar yet strange world ravaged by pirates.

His talent is average, his luck is average, and his background is even more average. For the sake of his life, he had no choice but to join the Navy to seek safety in numbers.

Come to think of it, Karl joined the Navy at 14, starting as a chore boy, and after ten years of wasting time, he only became a Navy Lieutenant in the 108th Branch of the North Blue.

In all fairness, Karl considers himself a background character in this world; other than being handsome, he is useless.

But now, his luck has finally turned!

"System? Slacking System?" "Present!"

After communicating with the Slacking System, Karl finally understood what kind of thing it was.

Simply put, as long as he does things unrelated to his job during work hours, he will accumulate slacking time. Once he reaches the daily slacking quota, he can receive rewards.

The profession Karl is bound to is Navy, and his daily job now is maintaining public order. Everything unrelated to maintaining public order counts as slacking, which makes it simple for Karl.

He wouldn't dare say much else, but he is far too familiar with slacking; otherwise, he wouldn't still be a branch Lieutenant.

【Slacking Career Mode has been activated. Career Task Issued - Training Camp Turmoil】: Join the Navy Headquarters Marine Training Camp, become a recruit, and start happily slacking off at Navy Headquarters!

Reward: Random Devil Fruit.

【Achievement Reward for 1000 Accumulated Paid Bathroom Breaks - Still as a Virgin】: When stationary, physical stamina recovery speed is doubled.

Karl was stunned. He subconsciously opened the newspaper and whispered: "24th Marine Training Camp? Good, there's still time! I just need to tell the boss, but..."

Afterward, Karl forced himself to stay in the bathroom for another hour, smoking an entire pack of cigarettes before walking out refreshed and heading straight to his direct superior's office.

Knock, knock, knock~

"Come in!"

Karl pushed the door open and walked into the office. Inside sat a man with a receding hairline, wearing a cloak of justice, calmly sipping coffee.

Slap! Karl slammed the newspaper with the Marine Training Camp opening announcement onto Charles's desk, staring at him with burning eyes, and said in a deep voice: "Boss Charles, I want to go to Navy Headquarters to study!"

Brigadier General Charles narrowed his eyes, wondering how long it had been since he saw such a spirited Karl. Two years? Three years? However, seeing his old subordinate get back on his feet, he was very gratified.

Little did he know, Karl just wanted to complete the task and change his environment to slack off, nothing more.

"Karl, I remember I've wanted to recommend you to the headquarters training camp at least three times, but you always refused. Now you're asking to go to the Marine Training Camp voluntarily. May I ask why?"

"No particular reason, I just want to go to Navy Headquarters to see what those so-called elite marines are actually made of."

Charles shook his head helplessly. Karl clearly wasn't telling the truth, but he didn't want to ask further, so he just said: "Alright, just don't get discouraged by those monsters when you get there. Remember, the 108th Branch is always your home!"

Karl nodded vigorously, deeply moved. If he couldn't make it at Navy Headquarters, he guaranteed he would come back to be a salary thief!

Two days later, the warship sent by Navy Headquarters arrived on time. The officer coming to pick up Karl was named Shuzo, who had a pair of long arms and dark skin, a rugged face, and the rank of Headquarters Colonel. He was very impolite upon first meeting Karl.

"Pretty boy, what are you standing there for? Don't waste my time, there are plenty of rookies waiting for me to pick them up!"

Karl was stunned, then reacted. What's wrong with being a pretty boy? Did I eat your rice? Do you know how popular I am with the ladies around here?

However, Karl could only say these things in his heart. Looking at Shuzo's sturdy and well-developed muscles, he didn't doubt for a second that he could be hammered to death by him in one punch.

"Yes! Sir!"

Regardless of his composure, Karl quickly boarded the medium-sized warship and hurriedly said goodbye to Colonel Charles. The warship soon left the port and headed toward the next branch.

Seven days later, the Navy warship was sailing on the sea, heading toward Navy Headquarters, Marineford. Karl leaned lazily and casually against the railing, his back to the sunset.

Not far away, several female marines were looking at him like lovesick fools. Karl smiled at them, and they shyly turned their heads away, not daring to look him in the eye.

To be honest, Karl's build is not considered tall, only 192cm.

Black suit pants wrapped around his long, slender legs, the collar of his white shirt slightly open, revealing his sharp-angled upper body. His eyes were deep and spirited, combined with a face that made people infatuated, he was a walking hormone emitter. It's no wonder those female marines were so intoxicated.

【Daily Task Completed, obtained Designated Attribute Enhancement Card, Lifespan +10 days】

【Accumulated ten daily tasks completed, Attribute Panel unlocked. Do you want to view attributes immediately?】

It had been exactly ten days since he obtained the Slacking System, and Karl had perfectly completed his daily tasks. Now he had a total of 10 Designated Attribute Enhancement Cards on him, as well as a pile of miscellaneous items.

Including but not limited to potato chips, fat-boy happy water, etc. These were all things opened from extra rewards, but not all of them were like this. The luckiest time Karl obtained 100 days of lifespan.

Karl didn't hesitate and muttered to himself: "View attributes!"

Host: Karl

Age: 24

Physique: F+

Perception: F-

Will: E

Special Ability: Still as a Virgin

Looking at his attributes, Karl frowned slightly, but soon relaxed. Before obtaining the system, he was just an ordinary person with mediocre aptitude, and what this world lacks least is ordinary people.

But now...

"System, use 5 Designated Attribute Enhancement Cards to strengthen Physique!"