Chapter 413: Tsunade: Naruto and Sasuke Have Holes in Their Brains!

Seated inside Ichiraku Ramen, waiting for his ramen, Lin Xuan noticed that Tsunade had arranged Konoha Anbu to guard the surroundings, seemingly not wanting their conversation to leak out and cause public panic.

However, he didn't mind, merely sizing up Tsunade with great interest while listening to her recount the intelligence she knew.

He had to admit, as the number one healer of the Naruto World, Tsunade's bust was indeed astonishing, and combined with her skill at preserving her looks, she currently appeared to be in her early thirties — precisely when a peach is ripe — and her charm was still quite considerable.

No wonder countless Naruto fan-fictions ultimately couldn't resist adding Tsunade to the harem.

However, Lin Xuan truly couldn't muster such interest.

At least, with a psychological age of only a little over ten, he really couldn't harbor any improper thoughts toward someone who could pass for his grandmother.

Besides, Senju Hashirama was currently his subordinate — would he have to take Tsunade and then turn around and call Hashirama "Grandpa"? Wouldn't that be insane!

Forget it, forget it!

Beautiful women — the One Piece World itself had no shortage of them, and soon he could go to the Dragon Ball World to look around too; failing that, casting his gaze across the countless dimensions of the myriad heavens, who knew how many more there were — he didn't need to fuss over a single Tsunade.

How could Tsunade, sitting across from him, know that the seemingly calm and earnest-looking Lin Xuan had actually turned over so many thoughts in his mind?

Fortunately, although Lin Xuan was off daydreaming, he didn't miss a single thing Tsunade said, taking in every word.

A moment later, under Tsunade's detailed account, Lin Xuan finally came to understand the situation in greater detail.

Just as Kushina had said, the Sage of Six Paths brothers sensed the anomaly on the moon and also anticipated Kaguya's nemesis — of course, they didn't recognize the likes of Ōtsutsuki Momoshiki.

However, they still quickly transmitted the news back to the Shinobi World, letting the Shinobi World prepare in advance.

Originally, after the Fourth Shinobi World War, the Renzhelian Alliance had not disbanded with the war's end, and every village was in a state of recuperation and recovery.

Upon receiving the news, several villages quickly sprang into action, beginning preparations at the fastest speed.

This information, Lin Xuan had actually basically already learned from Kushina's side; it was just that Tsunade's account was more detailed, and also confirmed some of his conjectures.

Just yesterday, the group the Sage of Six Paths brothers had sensed finally appeared on the moon, and the brothers also confirmed the attackers were people of the Ōtsutsuki clan, because they had very similar physical features to their mother.

The Sage of Six Paths brothers engaged them in battle, but in their current reincarnation state they were unable to stop them, because the opponents could actually absorb others' chakra.

Although the two brothers, as reincarnated bodies, didn't care about having their chakra absorbed, the reincarnation sacrifices on them ultimately couldn't hold up any longer, nearly being damaged outright, which almost cost them their combat ability and forced them to withdraw!

Thus, the opponents forcefully descended upon the Shinobi World directly, and launched attacks on several ninja villages, killing quite a few ninja.

This naturally drew the attention of the Renzhelian Alliance, which quickly organized squads to pursue and kill those people.

However, the result was shocking, because the ninja sent to pursue suffered heavy casualties, and even Killer B and Hatake Kakashi were injured and are still lying in the hospital — enough to show how strong the opponents were.

Hearing this, Lin Xuan couldn't help but ask: "Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke? Those two should be the strongest combatants in your Shinobi World right now, right!"

The moment she heard him mention those two — Naruto and Sasuke — Tsunade immediately got angry and said: "Those two idiots have holes in their brains!"

"Oh? What happened?" Lin Xuan asked, puzzled.

"After the Fourth Shinobi World War, the two actually threw caution to the wind and had a duel, each losing an arm in the end."

Tsunade said in a tone that was both exasperated and helpless: "Now, those two are also in critical condition and basically can't be of much use!"

Hearing this, the corner of Lin Xuan's mouth couldn't help but twitch: alright, it seems the timing of my intervention in the Shinobi World really was too late — some things truly can't be changed just because you want to!

Furthermore, although the Fourth Shinobi World War, under Lin Xuan's intervention, ended with Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama joining forces to seal Kaguya, the battles against the Shinobi World strongmen Kabuto Yakushi had reincarnated earlier had caused massive casualties on the Renzhelian Alliance's side..

The badly weakened Shinobi World currently simply didn't have enough strength to continue resisting the invasion of outside powerful foes!

Fortunately, the opponents seemed to be searching for something and didn't continue attacking the ninja villages, instead returning directly to the moon.

Precisely because of this, the people of the Renzhelian Alliance had time to carry out preparations, since they didn't know when those people would launch another attack on the Shinobi World.

In the end, Tsunade and the others couldn't find a better response, and had no choice but to seek help from the "Chairman Lin" they had learned about earlier from Senju Hashirama and the others!

Lin Xuan was secretly wondering whether the people who appeared on the moon were Ōtsutsuki Momoshiki.

Logically, Ōtsutsuki Momoshiki shouldn't appear in the Shinobi World for at least another dozen or so years, yet a group of Ōtsutsuki clan members had appeared now.

However, judging from what Tsunade said, the opponents' style of operation didn't quite resemble Ōtsutsuki Momoshiki, and if it had been Momoshiki who struck, Hatake Kakashi and the others might really not have made it back at all!

After thinking for a long while, Lin Xuan finally shook his head: "Forget it, I'll know once I meet them; thinking about this now is pointless!"

Soon, Lin Xuan temporarily set aside these worries and began to enjoy the flavored ramen before him.

At this moment, his gaze drifted to the ramen shop's owner, Teuchi, right in front of him.

Tsunade and Orochimaru beside him had both been keeping their attention on Lin Xuan, so naturally they both noticed this.

Immediately, Tsunade's heart skipped a beat, wondering if she had been inhospitable and caused Lin Xuan's displeasure.

So, she hurriedly asked: "Chairman Lin, what's wrong?"

Lin Xuan couldn't help but smile, waving his hand: "Nothing, I just think this ramen tastes pretty good!"

Hearing his words, Tsunade finally let out a sigh of relief.

Then, she also looked toward Teuchi, who, upon hearing Lin Xuan's praise, was grinning broadly and saying Lin Xuan had good taste; after finding nothing amiss, she too finally relaxed completely.

In fact, Tsunade had no idea that the reason Lin Xuan had glanced at Teuchi a couple more times just now was simply because he recalled some interesting theories he'd seen online before.