Chapter 45: Am I, Master Roshi, a Lecherous Person?

"Crossing different dimensional worlds and summoning the dead... I didn't expect such an astonishing existence to exist!"

At this moment, Master Roshi recalled the information the system had just transmitted to his mind, and his heart couldn't calm down.

There was no doubt that Lin Xuan’s existence had exceeded his understanding as an Earthling.

In fact, in the Dragon Ball world, Earth had not yet been noticed by other planets.

However, Earth’s technology was quite advanced, and Master Roshi had some understanding of the concept of the universe.

However, the concept of transcending dimensions was a bit difficult for the old man to understand.

Of course, he knew Lin Xuan was very powerful, at least much more powerful than Earth’s Kami.

But then, he felt confused again: why would such a powerful person bring him here?

Moreover, he scanned Lin Xuan up and down, always feeling that Lin Xuan’s strength... seemed a bit inconsistent with his reputation!

Could it be that this big shot, like him, had mastered amazing energy control techniques?

In fact, just as Master Roshi’s initial judgment, if Lin Xuan removed his bug-like Mangekyō Sharingan, his strength was really not that great.

His current physical body had been improved a hundredfold based on an ordinary person. In fact, it was already very terrifying; he could play with a 10,000-jin boulder at will.

However, not to mention the Dragon Ball world with countless monsters, even in the pirate world, his strength might not even be rated as a Rear Admiral in the Marines.

Why?

His combat techniques, combat experience, and power control were all too poor!

And these were exactly what Master Roshi was best at.

Facing Master Roshi’s questioning gaze, Lin Xuan didn't hide anything and said: "It’s like this, Master Roshi, my name is Lin Xuan. I have encountered some bottlenecks in my cultivation recently. I heard that Master Roshi is a famous martial arts grandmaster, so I specially invited you from the Dragon Ball world to give me some guidance!"

Hearing that Lin Xuan was actually asking for his help, Master Roshi, although still confused about why someone he thought was incredibly powerful would need to ask an old man like him, still straightened his mindset.

Forget it, he couldn't figure it out anyway, so he wouldn't think about it!

Since this person was asking for his help, he naturally had to put on some airs!

"So you came to me to apprentice!" ===== CHAPTER 97 =====

Master Roshi looked at Lin Xuan with a smile and said: "Since you know me, and can cross different dimensions to bring me to this world, I suppose you also know my rules for taking apprentices, right?"

Lin Xuan was stunned, and then suddenly remembered that this old man indeed had some strange rules.

For example, Lin Xuan remembered that when Son Goku apprenticed, he asked Son Goku to help him bring back a girl!

After his mouth twitched, Lin Xuan said: "You don't mean to say that if I want you to guide my cultivation, I have to bring you a hot girl?!"

"Haha, you really know!"

Master Roshi was so excited he almost jumped up, but quickly felt that this didn't fit his image as a supreme expert and restrained himself.

He coughed twice and asked: "Since you know my rules, did you prepare a hot girl in advance? Where is she? I have never seen a beautiful girl from another world!"

Without saying two sentences, he immediately showed his lecherous side again, his eyes looking around.

Clearly, this martial arts grandmaster of Earth in the Dragon Ball world was truly lecherous!

Moreover, Lin Xuan suddenly discovered that it seemed in Japanese anime, many hermit experts who were old men were lecherous, and he didn't know if it was because of the national conditions of the country where the author was located.

Of course, Lin Xuan was definitely unwilling to bring a beautiful girl to Master Roshi. If he could find a beautiful girl, could he let Master Roshi have her?

So, he said helplessly: "Then there’s really no way. I originally wanted to tell you the method to completely destroy Piccolo after you finished guiding my cultivation. Since you are not interested, I can only send you back and find someone else to guide me!"

Hearing this, Master Roshi’s eyes widened.

The method to destroy Piccolo!

This was undoubtedly one of the things Master Roshi, who had just died because of Piccolo, cared about most.

Although he was a lecherous old man, he was also someone willing to sacrifice himself to protect the world.

Now that he knew there was a way to completely destroy Piccolo, how could he care about beauties?

Seeing Lin Xuan putting on a show of sending him back to his original world, he quickly shouted: "Wait! Wait! Don't be in a hurry, young man! I was just joking with you!"

Lin Xuan spent so much to summon him with Edo Tensei, of course, he didn't really want to send him back, but was just putting on a show to scare him.

Of course, although he was secretly laughing in his heart, Lin Xuan put on a suspicious look and asked: "Then you really don't want a hot girl?"

"No, no!"

Master Roshi said seriously: "I, Master Roshi, am a dignified martial arts grandmaster, how could I be a lecherous person? I was just testing you, and now it seems you are indeed qualified to accept my guidance!"

Lin Xuan’s mouth twitched: If I didn't know your true colors, I would have almost believed you!

He rolled his eyes and said: "This is what you said. If you see a beautiful girl later, don't do anything lecherous! Otherwise, I will send you back immediately!"

"I won't, I definitely won't!" Master Roshi promised solemnly, "I will definitely guide your cultivation wholeheartedly!"

However, he soon regretted it.

Because Lin Xuan brought him directly back to Conis’s home!

"Conis, sorry to bother you, but I’ve brought a friend along. I hope it’s not an intrusion?"

Lin Xuan brought Master Roshi to Conis’s home and said to her with a smile.

Of course, this was just a polite formality; if he had truly felt it was an intrusion, he certainly wouldn't have come.

After all, cultivation or whatever else didn't require coming to someone else's house!

The only reason he said this was purely to make himself appear well-mannered.

The innocent and kind-hearted Conis, unaware of the many schemes in his mind, quickly replied, "It’s no intrusion at all, not at all!"

Then, her gaze couldn't help but drift toward Master Roshi, who was a head shorter than Lin Xuan, and she felt a moment of bewilderment.

Because, at that moment, Master Roshi was looking at her with an incredibly exaggerated expression, muttering, "An... angel?! So... so beautiful!"

Seeing such a beautiful young lady angel, complete with adorable wings, Master Roshi’s eyes were practically popping out of his head.

However, he soon heard a light cough from Lin Xuan, which reminded him of the promise he had just made. He hurriedly regained his composure, not daring to do anything lecherous, feeling utterly miserable.

Afterward, he cast a look of extreme resentment at Lin Xuan.

He was now suspecting that Lin Xuan had done this on purpose.

Just a moment ago, Lin Xuan had said he couldn't find him any beautiful girls, yet after he promised not to do anything inappropriate, Lin Xuan brought him right in front of a beautiful angel. Wasn't this just torture?

Lin Xuan naturally couldn't be bothered with his expression and simply said to Conis, "Conis, I’d like to do some cultivation on this Sky Island, but I don't have a place to stay. Could you help me find somewhere?"

Before Conis could even answer, a voice came from the kitchen, saying quite readily, "No need to look for a place. If you don't mind, you can stay at my house!"

Before the voice had even faded, Lin Xuan and the others saw a middle-aged man with a beard resembling a Schnauzer walk out of the kitchen, looking at them with a smile.

This person was none other than Conis’s father, Pagaya, a Waver mechanic on the Sky Island.

As soon as he appeared, Conis hurriedly introduced him to Lin Xuan and the others: "This is my father."

"Hello, I am Pagaya, a Waver mechanic," Pagaya said, greeting Lin Xuan and the others with a smile.

Lin Xuan quickly returned the greeting and asked again, "Uncle, you just said we could stay at your house. Is that true?"

"Yes, our house is quite spacious anyway!" Pagaya said.

"Then we shall accept your hospitality!" Lin Xuan quickly agreed.

At this point, the wily old Master Roshi finally understood what was going on.

No wonder Lin Xuan had made him promise repeatedly not to do anything lecherous; it turned out this brat had his own eyes on this angel sister!

In fact, Master Roshi had sensed Pagaya in the kitchen long ago. He didn't believe Lin Xuan hadn't sensed him too.

In other words, he felt that Lin Xuan’s previous words were meant specifically for Pagaya to hear, all to get the kind and hospitable Pagaya to invite them to stay.

This brat is truly too wicked, even more shameless than me!

He wants to woo someone’s daughter and actually makes the father invite him to stay in their home!

Master Roshi muttered to himself in his heart.

However, after realizing that Conis might be Lin Xuan’s target, he completely gave up any crooked ideas he might have had about her.

After all, while he appeared calm on the surface, he actually felt a sense of awe toward Lin Xuan, who could pull him from the underworld across dimensions.

Furthermore, he really wanted to get information from Lin Xuan on how to deal with Demon King Piccolo, so he didn't dare to act foolishly.

Of course, this didn't mean he had no way to vent his frustration.

Didn't Lin Xuan want him to guide his cultivation? Then let’s start right now!

If you won't let me look at beauties, I won't let you look either!

And so, Master Roshi put on the appearance of a strict teacher and quickly dragged Lin Xuan out to train.

Naturally, when it came to guiding his cultivation, he didn't slack off; he truly imparted some of the core secrets of the Turtle School to Lin Xuan.

The methods he used to teach his disciples actually looked very simple—running around the beach, lifting weights, doing push-ups, and the like—all appearing to be routine training.

However, these seemingly routine exercises, when combined with the Turtle School’s breathing and meditation techniques, became something entirely different.

Just as Lin Xuan began his cultivation under Master Roshi’s guidance, Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama, Aokiji, and Gan Fall, having dealt with the four priests, had now arrived beneath the giant vine.

Just as they were preparing to make one final push into the shrine to witness the strength of the so-called god, Enel, a voice suddenly reached their ears:

"Intruders, you have trespassed into my god’s land and killed my subordinates. Are you seeking death?"

Immediately, everyone looked toward the direction of the voice and saw a young man with a bare chest, wearing baggy harem pants, and carrying four large drums with tomoe patterns on his back, appearing before them.

He had a pair of long earlobes, held a golden staff, and looked down at Uchiha Madara and the others with slightly narrowed eyes, full of majesty.

Gan Fall’s expression changed, and he immediately braced himself as if facing a great enemy.

Uchiha Madara, seeing Enel’s pretentious display, felt a sudden surge of annoyance.

Uchiha Madara let out a cold snort and said, "You are the so-called Enel? You look so ugly, yet you dare to call yourself a god?"

Enel’s eyes widened abruptly, his face filled with bewilderment, as if he couldn't believe anyone would dare to offend him like that.

"Madara, how can you say that?"

Senju Hashirama scolded Uchiha Madara, then glanced at Enel and said, "Although this god of the heavens is indeed not very good-looking, you should give him some face!"

Listening to their back-and-forth, Aokiji almost burst out laughing.

Gan Fall, on the other hand, suddenly felt much more relaxed, thinking: They dare to mock Enel like this, so they must truly have the ability!

As for Enel, the rage in his eyes was practically erupting. He shouted in a deep voice, "You foolish mortals, how dare you disrespect this god! You are truly seeking death!"

In an instant, his aura surged, and he launched an attack directly at Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama!