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Chapter 1187: Da Bai: Find Me a Match

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Xiao Feng sent a message to Qian Sha, Shen Chuo, Cong Cong, and Han Zichen, telling them about the prearranged decisive battle.

Cong Cong expressed great interest; his teammates were almost all dead, so he could rush over to assemble immediately.

Qian Sha's revival immunity period was also ending soon, and he was happy to join this battle.

Shen Chuo and Han Zichen's teammates were still quite resilient, with several still alive.

A prearranged decisive battle would benefit everyone, lowering the chance of encountering the Zu Jian Xing team and avoiding total annihilation in a skirmish that would waste revival chances.

After a brief discussion, everyone decided to meet in half an hour and go find the ultra-dimensional mecha soldiers for a hard fight!

"We'll wait here a moment; once everyone's gathered, I'll directly send the coordinates to the Zu Jian Xing people so they can come fight us," Xiao Feng said to Feng Feng Shi.

Feng Feng Shi gave a slight nod.

"Then we'll await Xiao Feng Immortal's good news," said the Azure Phoenix Divine Bird, flapping its wings and landing on a nearby mountain.

Xiao Feng casually sent a friend request, thinking it wouldn't hurt to get to know such an expert, as long as she didn't realize he was just that cat from earlier. Once they reached the Myriad Heavens Battlefield, everyone would be human, and they might even get a chance to fight side by side.

The friend request wasn't answered immediately; after almost a minute, Feng Feng Shi approved his request.

They appeared in each other's friend lists.

Xiao Feng casually said, "Let's play together sometime," then rode Da Bai to land on another nearby hill.

Feng Feng Shi didn't reply, just stood there blankly staring at the scenery, looking a bit dazed.

Da Bai quietly said to Xiao Feng: "Big brother, this lute-playing Fairy Maiden probably has quite a background"

, that Azure Phoenix young lady is a primeval divine bird with an eighth-tier bloodline; even my older brother Golden-winged Great Peng from my past life might not match her. The Feather Sun Divine King we encountered before likely doesn't have her pure bloodline. To tame such a divine bird, that Fairy Maiden must either have picked up a bird egg as a child and gotten a huge bargain, or have a peerless expert behind her making these arrangements.

The usually unserious Da Bai rare spoke sensibly, and his analysis was spot-on.

Xiao Feng nodded and said: "Having this kind of strength after over 300 days since the server launch certainly means there are many special factors. Her mount's level is higher than yours; she probably got it right when the server launched, likely due to some opportunity."

When he met Da Bai, he himself was already over level 300, so Da Bai's level lagged a bit; now it's just over 290, and he hasn't yet passed the divine tribulation.

Meanwhile, the Azure Phoenix Divine Bird is already level 345, about the same as Feng Feng Shi.

"Exactly, exactly, such a person is rare; big brother, you must seize the opportunity!" Da Bai said in a cheeky tone.

Thud!

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Feng punched it.

"Stop your yapping, or I'll roast you and feed you to the Azure Phoenix as rations."

"No way, big brother; primeval divine birds are rare, and that Azure Phoenix Divine Bird is a lady. I, Da Bai, may never meet a match like this in my lifetime. Big brother, you should interact more with Feng Feng Shi the Fairy Maiden and see if you can set me up with her—I could become a man and live happily ever after with her..."

Da Bai whispered, almost saying he wanted to breed with her.

Xiao Feng speechlessly said: "You stupid bird, you don't even take a piss to look at yourself. That"

is a pureblood eighth-tier divine bird, while you're just a mutant seventh-tier silly bird—how could that be a match? If you compare her to an imperial princess, you're nothing but a poor scholar who can't even afford a betrothal gift, yet you want to play matchmaker?

"Wah, big brother, your words hurt too much; I'm hardly a poor scholar—at worst I'm a jianghu hero. If you give me a chance to arrange it, a jianghu hero sneaking into the princess's chambers, the two birds could vow to stay together forever, and that would work too!" Da Bai still wouldn't give up.

Xiao Feng calmly said: "Can you give her happiness? Can you give her joy? Can you continue the lineage with her? No, you can't—you're just a stupid Da Bai who isn't even a male bird."

"Ah, damn it! Why hurt me with that excuse..."

Da Bai felt wounded, as if struck by an arrow in the chest, feeling extremely wronged, and whispered beep-beep: "Actually I don't want to be like this either; it's just that being able to switch genders is too fun, so when I mutated I involuntarily turned out this way."

Xiao Feng's mouth twitched: "Alright, let's not talk about this. Let's discuss instead how, after you transform, we'll sell you to a brothel to make money."

"Ah, what? Big brother, you're not serious, are you? Come on, I'm joking—even if I turned female, it'd be just for your pleasure, big brother; how could I let others enjoy it?" Da Bai hurriedly said.

"Holy shit... we're live streaming, watch what you say, don't corrupt the kids!" Xiao Feng couldn't help but cover his face.

This stupid bird really dares to say anything, having no clue what shame is.

Originally just wanting to chat about something light, I never expected to shoot myself in the foot, and in a moment the danmaku flew everywhere—you don't even need to guess to know that surely someone is

saying, "So you're actually like this, Xiao Feng."

One person and one bird chatted idly, time slowly passing.

After about ten minutes, Han Zichen was the first to arrive and rendezvous.

Some of her teammates had been eliminated, leaving a few strong ones: Thunder Law cultivator Xu Dan Yang, Talisman cultivator He Yurou, Alchemy cultivator Xue Yunlong, Artifact cultivator Guo Chengxiao, and Demon-slaying cultivator Luo Jun cai.

Their strength isn't weak, slightly above the level of Sword Slaying the Heavens, they have plenty of HP, and fortunately each has a different profession.

"Brother Xiao Feng, Fellow Daoist Feng Feng Shi."

Han Zichen and the others greeted them, then hovered in midair.

Cultivators basically address fellow cultivators as "Daoist friend"; if they're closer, they call each other "Daoist brother", regardless of gender.

Since we're not close with Feng Feng Shi, we just called her Daoist friend, not Daoist brother.

"You're cultivators from the Four Great Continents; my master welcomes you," said the Azure Phoenix Divine Bird, speaking on behalf of her master again.

The game world of the Nine Provinces War Zone is the Four Great Continents, very vast, and has considerable fame among the myriad heavens' planes. The Azure Phoenix Divine Bird's noble bloodline naturally knows this world.

Han Zichen was somewhat curious about Feng Feng Shi and asked with a light smile: "Fellow Daoist Feng Feng Shi, your war zone seems somewhat special—why is it called the Spacetime Rift? And in the game, which immortal-god world are you in?"

The Azure Phoenix Divine Bird could only answer half of that question: "We came from the Barren Wasteland, where the population is sparse—adventurers number only a few hundred thousand, not comparable to your vast world."

As for what the Spacetime Rift is, her mount naturally has no idea.

Feng Feng Shi herself didn't speak, also

having no intention to explain.

Seeing that Feng Feng Shi didn't like to talk and not wanting to be boring, Han Zichen brought his teammates down to the hill where Xiao Feng was, and they began chatting casually.

Waiting for people is always dull; it's a time to talk with friends and strengthen bonds.

After these days of battle, everyone's losses were not small; remote chatting had little to say, but face-to-face it's different—there's plenty to talk about.

Moreover, Han Zichen still had several teammates present; the more people, the more topics. As they discussed the recent battle, some laughed, some sighed, and the conversation flowed on endlessly.

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