Chapter 265

Main text Chapter 265 Angering Xiao Feng

"Does it have anything to do with you?" This guy is one of the few people Xiao Feng dislikes; just seeing him spoils the good mood he had from shopping with the NPC girl.

"the good mood of shopping with the NPC girl"

"「Does it have anything to do with you? 」 This guy is one of the few people Xiao Feng dislikes; just seeing him makes the good mood of shopping with the NPC girl fade a lot."

We need to keep the quote marks as in source? The source uses 「」 Chinese quotes. We can keep them as English quotes? Usually we replace with English quotes. The instruction: translate faithfully, not necessarily keep Chinese punctuation. We'll use English double quotes.

Thus: "「Does it have anything to do with you? 」" becomes "\"Does it have anything to do with you? \"". We'll output: "Does it have anything to do with you?" This guy is one of the few people Xiao Feng dislikes; just seeing him makes the good mood of shopping with the NPC girl fade a lot."

But we need to keep the line as a single line. We'll output:

【2】 "Does it have anything to do with you?" This guy is one of the few people Xiao Feng dislikes; just seeing him makes the good mood of shopping with the NPC girl fade a lot.

Check: we kept the quote marks? We used double quotes at start and end. Good.

"It's fine, really fine—I'm just asking out of curiosity."

Translation: "\"It's fine, of course it's fine, I'm just asking out of curiosity. \"" We'll output:

【3】 "It's fine, of course it's fine, I'm just asking out of curiosity."

Tianxia Wushuang laughed, then gave Denei Si an unabashed stare, looked her over, and sighed, "Tsk tsk, you're gorgeous, but you're just an NPC—even if I win you over, I can only enjoy you in the game, I can't take you home. Hahaha~"

We need to keep the tilde? We'll keep as "hahaha~". Use English quotes.

Thus:

【4】 Tianxia Wushuang laughed, then stared at Dai Ni Si with an undisguised gaze, looking her over, and sighed: "Tsk tsk, your looks are really high, too bad you're an NPC; even if you managed to win her over, you could only enjoy her in the game, can't take her home. Hahaha~"

Xiao Feng's face darkened.

Translation: Xiao Feng's face darkened.

【5】 Xiao Feng's face darkened.

As expected, running into this guy won't end well; looks like I'll have to earn some kill points today.

Translation: I knew running into this guy wouldn't bring anything good; looks like today I'll inevitably have to rack up some kill points!

kill points

【6】 I knew running into this guy wouldn't bring anything good; looks like today I'll inevitably have to rack up some kill points!

He's no pushover; his verbal skills are not weaker than Tianxia Wushuang's—he's at least as strong.

Translation: He's not a pushover; his verbal skills are at least as good as Tianxia Wushuang's, if not better!

his verbal skills are not weaker than Tianxia Wushuang's; they're at least as strong

【7】 He's not a pushover; his verbal skills are at least as good as Tianxia Wushuang's, if not better.

Xiao Feng opened his mouth, ready to fire back.

Translation: Xiao Feng opened his mouth ready to retort.

【8】 Xiao Feng opened his mouth ready to retort.

I didn't expect Denei Si to be faster than him!

Translation: I didn't expect Dai Ni Si to be even faster than him!

【9】 I didn't expect Dai Ni Si to be even faster than him!

The NPC girl heard someone praise her looks, but the rest was mocking, and she snapped, "What are you laughing at? Are you jealous? You're ugly and weak, a useless adventurer! Dare provoke Xiao Feng the warrior—watch out, he'll smash you with a Meteor Technique!"

Translation: The NPC girl heard someone praise her looks, but the latter part carried mockery, and she immediately snapped: "What are you laughing at? Are you jealous? You're ugly and weak, a useless adventurer! Dare provoke Xiao Feng the warrior, watch out for his Meteor Technique smashing you!"

"Meteor Technique" and "Xiao Feng the warrior"

【10】 The NPC girl heard someone praise her looks, but the latter part carried mockery, and she immediately snapped: "What are you laughing at? Are you jealous? You're ugly and weak, a useless adventurer! Dare provoke Xiao Feng the warrior, watch out for his Meteor Technique smashing you!"

Although this mouth isn't as venomous as Xiao Feng's, speaking through an NPC identity still packs quite a punch.

Translation: Although her mouth isn't as venomous as Xiao Feng's, saying it through an NPC's identity also carries considerable bite.

【11】 Although her mouth isn't as venomous as Xiao Feng's, saying it through an NPC's identity also carries considerable bite.

Tianxia Wushuang's face twitched slightly, and he snorted coldly, "Do I even need to be jealous? In reality, I can have any woman I want—unlike some people who can't even get a girl and instead go after an NPC!"

Tianxia Wushuang's face twitched slightly, and he snorted coldly: "Do I even need to be jealous? In reality, I can have any woman I want; unlike some people who can't even get a girl and instead go after an NPC!"

We'll output:

【12】 Tianxia Wushuang's face twitched slightly, and he snorted coldly: "Do I even need to be jealous? In reality, I can have any woman I want; unlike some people who can't even get a girl and instead go after an NPC!"

"What's wrong with Enpixi? Enpixi is also a person—why do they always look down on us!" Denei Si heard this, became even angrier, and also felt somewhat wronged.

Enpixi

Thus: "What's wrong with Enpixi? Enpixi are people too, why do they always look down on us!" Dai Ni Si hearing this became even angrier, also feeling somewhat wronged.

We'll output:

【13】 "What's wrong with Enpixi? Enpixi are people too, why do they always look down on us!" Dai Ni Si hearing this became even angrier, also feeling somewhat wronged.

Xiao Feng had only noticed that Tianxia Wushuang was in a bad mood. After hearing that and seeing Denei Si's angry expression, he suddenly felt a bit upset.

Translation: Xiao Feng originally just noticed Tianxia Wushuang seemed a bit upset. After hearing that, seeing Dai Ni Si looking angry, he suddenly felt a bit uneasy.

We'll output:

【14】 Xiao Feng originally just noticed Tianxia Wushuang seemed a bit upset. After hearing that, seeing Dai Ni Si looking angry, he suddenly felt a bit uneasy.

Before he could speak, Tianxia Wushuang said mockingly, "There are many impressive NPCs, and most of the time we still like them. But NPCs like you, low-level and good-for-nothing except for your looks, are pretty much trash—only good for male players to indulge their fantasies and vent their desires. It's probably something *The Heavens* set up to keep low‑level male players hooked, a vulgar thing."

vent desires, The Heavens, vulgar thing

【15】 Before he could speak, Tianxia Wushuang joked: "There are many impressive NPCs, and we usually like them. But NPCs like you, low-level and only good-looking, are pretty trash—just objects for male players to satisfy fantasies and vent desires, probably something The Heavens installed to retain low-tier male players."

We'll output:

【15】 Before he could speak, Tianxia Wushuang joked: "There are many impressive NPCs, and we usually like them. But NPCs like you, low-level and only good-looking, are pretty trash—just objects for male players to satisfy fantasies and vent desires, probably something The Heavens installed to retain low-tier male players."

"What are you saying? You're the vulgar one!!!"

Translation: "What, what did you say! You're the vulgar one!!!"

We'll output:

【16】 "What, what did you say! You're the vulgar one!!!"

Denei Si heard this, flew into a rage, her face flushed red, she clenched her fists, wishing she could beat that damned adventurer to death.

Translation: Dai Ni Si heard this, flew into a rage, her face flushed red, she clenched her fists, wishing she could beat to death that damned adventurer before her.

We'll output:

【17】 Dai Ni Si heard this, flew into a rage, her face flushed red, she clenched her fists, wishing she could beat to death that damned adventurer before her.

"How about that? Did I hit the mark? Hahaha~ Poor NPC, you don't even know what you are. You're just a set of data, an adult‑game character design, a venting bucket in the game, a mental RBQ." Tianxia Wushuang laughed arrogantly.

You're just a set of data, an adult game character design, a venting bucket in the game, a mental RBQ.

Thus:

【18】 "How? Did I hit the mark? Hahaha~ Poor NPC, you don't even know what you are. You're just a set of data, an adult game character design, a venting bucket in the game, a mental RBQ." Tianxia Wushuang laughed loudly.

Many of the players who came with him also jeered openly.

Translation: Many players around him who came with him also jeered heartily.

【19】 Many players around him who came with him also jeered heartily.

Denei Si didn't quite understand those terms, but she could tell they were mocking her, and she instantly felt both angry and anxious.

Translation: Dai Ni Si didn't quite understand those terms, but she could tell they were mocking her, making her both angry and anxious.

【20】 Dai Ni Si didn't quite understand those terms, but she could tell they were mocking her, making her both angry and anxious.

"Xiao Feng, he, he insulted me!" she said, shaking Xiao Feng's arm, pleading for help.

Translation: "Xiao Feng, he, he insulted me!" She shook Xiao Feng's arm, pleading for help.

【21】 "Xiao Feng, he, he insulted me!" She shook Xiao Feng's arm, pleading for help.

Xiao Feng was also quite angry.

Translation: Xiao Feng was also quite angry.

【22】 Xiao Feng was also quite angry.

Tianxia Wushuang is really infuriating, speaking without restraint—he actually dares to say something like that!

Translation: This Tianxia Wushuang is infuriating, speaking without restraint, even daring to say such things!

【23】 This Tianxia Wushuang is infuriating, speaking without restraint, even daring to say such things!

Although Denei Si is an NPC, she and La Luo Na Er are both regarded by Xiao Feng as real people, treated as friends.

La Luo Na Er

Translation: Although Dai Ni Si is an NPC, she and La Luo Na Er are both regarded by Xiao Feng as real people, treated as friends.

【24】 Although Dai Ni Si is an NPC, she and La Luo Na Er are both regarded by Xiao Feng as real people, treated as friends.

She's been insulted, so today's matter certainly won't be settled peacefully.

Translation: She's been insulted, so today's matter certainly won't just blow over!

【25】 She's been insulted, so today's matter certainly won't just blow over!

"Xiao Feng, are you angry? Hahaha~ If you've got the guts, hit me"

"Xiao Feng, are you angry? Hahaha~ If you've got the guts, hit me"

Translation: "Xiao Feng, are you angry? Hahaha~ If you have the guts, hit me"

We'll keep line break? It's one line.

【26】 "Xiao Feng, are you angry? Hahaha~ If you have the guts, hit me"

"Yep, this is the main city—I'll trade my life for 72 hours in jail for you, totally worth it, hahaha~"

Yep, this is the main city—I'll trade my life for 72 hours in jail for you, totally worth it, hahaha~

Translation: "Ah, this is the main city; I'll trade one life for 72 hours of your imprisonment, not a loss, hahaha~"

We'll output:

【27】 "Ah, this is the main city; I'll trade one life for 72 hours of your imprisonment, not a loss, hahaha~"

Tianxia Wushuang saw the anger in Xiao Feng's eyes and burst into arrogant laughter.

Translation: Tianxia Wushuang saw the anger in Xiao Feng's eyes and laughed wildly.

【28】 Tianxia Wushuang saw the anger in Xiao Feng's eyes and laughed wildly.

He knew he couldn't match Xiao Feng head‑on; even if the whole guild piled on, they might not beat him.

Translation: He knew he couldn't match Xiao Feng head-on; even if the whole guild went up together, they might not be able to defeat Xiao Feng.

【29】 He knew he couldn't match Xiao Feng head-on; even if the whole guild went up together, they might not be able to defeat Xiao Feng.

So his plan for revenge became to provoke Xiao Feng—if he could make Xiao Feng angry, he'd feel like he'd won.

Translation: So his way of revenge became provocation; as long as he could make Xiao Feng angry, he felt he'd won.

【30】 So his way of revenge became provocation; as long as he could make Xiao Feng angry, he felt he'd won.

But… he hadn't considered the consequences of provoking Xiao Feng!

Translation: But... he hadn't considered the consequences of provoking Xiao Feng!

【31】 But... he hadn't considered the consequences of provoking Xiao Feng!

"Tianxia Wushuang, you're finished."

Translation: "Tianxia Wushuang, you're finished."

【32】 "Tianxia Wushuang, you're finished."

Xiao Feng spoke.

Translation: Xiao Feng spoke.

【33】 Xiao Feng spoke.

His tone

Translation: His tone was very calm, not like he was angry and arguing, but rather like he was announcing an outcome.

【34】 His tone was very calm, not like he was angry and arguing, but rather like he was announcing an outcome.

Peerless and fearless, he shouted arrogantly: "What are you pretending? If you've got the guts, come at me! Don't just yap—if you're capable, kill me!"

Translation: Tianxia Wushuang, arrogantly fearless, shouted: "Stop pretending, come on if you've got the guts, don't just yap, if you can, kill me!"

【223】

【35】 Tianxia Wushuang, arrogantly fearless, shouted: "Stop pretending, come on if you've got the guts, don't just yap, if you can, kill me!"

Xiao Feng didn't attack right away; he opened the city lord's special authority and issued an order.

Translation: Xiao Feng didn't act immediately, but instead opened his mayoral privileges and issued a decree.

【230】

【36】 Xiao Feng didn't act immediately, but instead opened his mayoral privileges and issued a decree.

Order: Arrest the adventurer called 'Peerless Under Heaven'; if found, immediately capture and jail him.

Translation: 【Decree】: Arrest the adventurer named Tianxia Wushuang; upon discovery, immediately apprehend and imprison.

We'll keep the brackets as is? We'll translate the Chinese brackets as same? We'll output:

【37】 【Decree】: Arrest the adventurer named Tianxia Wushuang; upon discovery, immediately apprehend and imprison.

【242】

Translation: The order's target: all military-type NPCs.

【38】 The order's target: all military-type NPCs.

After it was issued, all military-type NPCs in the city sprang into action and began patrolling.

Translation: After issuance, all military-type NPCs in the city sprang into action, beginning patrols.

【39】 After issuance, all military-type NPCs in the city sprang into action, beginning patrols.

【252】

Translation: The name "Tianxia Wushuang" isn't too rare; quite a few people use it.

【40】 The name "Tianxia Wushuang" isn't too rare; quite a few people use it.

Just after it was issued, someone was already arrested.

Translation: No sooner had it been issued than someone was arrested.

【41】 No sooner had it been issued than someone was arrested.

【261】

Translation: In the merchants' association, the genuine Tianxia Wushuang was still shouting arrogantly.

【42】 In the merchants' association, the genuine Tianxia Wushuang was still shouting arrogantly.

【271】

Translation: "Come on, hit me already—are you chicken? You used to love pretending, keep going, take me down! Hahaha~"

We'll output:

【43】 "Come on, hit me already—are you chicken? You used to love pretending, keep going, take me down! Hahaha~"

I understand, insulting you won't help; you need to insult your NPC sweetheart instead!

Translation: "I get it, insulting you is useless; I need to insult your NPC sweetheart!"

【44】 "I get it, insulting you is useless; I need to insult your NPC sweetheart!"

【283】

Translation: "You little bitch, how much did Xiao Feng pay you? I'll offer ten times that, come hang with the brothers, I guarantee I'm better than him alive, I'll make you feel amazing! Yo yo, are you angry? Your face is all red, still pretty nice. Tsk tsk, how about this: a flat rate of 100,000 gold coins..."

We need to keep the ellipsis. We'll output:

【45】 "You little bitch, how much did Xiao Feng pay you? I'll offer ten times that, come hang with the brothers, I guarantee I'm better than him alive, I'll make you feel amazing! Yo yo, are you angry? Your face is all red, still pretty nice. Tsk tsk, how about this: a flat rate of 100,000 gold coins..."

Bang!

Translation: Bang!

【46】 Bang!

【293】

Translation: Before he could finish his words, a lightning arrow already bombarded his head.

【47】 Before he could finish his words, a lightning arrow already bombarded his head.

-923,900,000 critical strike

【48】 -92390w crit

【305】

Translation: A 900-million damage floated up, and Tianxia Wushuang collapsed on the spot.

We'll output:

【49】 A 900-million damage floated up, and Tianxia Wushuang collapsed on the spot.

Xiao Feng's name turned red.

Translation: Xiao Feng's name turned red.

【50】 Xiao Feng's name turned red.

【315】

Translation: The slain Tianxia Wushuang wasn't angry; instead he laughed even more wildly: "Hahaha, you turned red! Just wait to go to jail!"

【51】 The slain Tianxia Wushuang wasn't angry; instead he laughed even more wildly: "Hahaha, you turned red! Just wait to go to jail!"

Amid his laughter, several patrolling NPC soldiers rushed in.

Translation: Amid his laughter, several patrolling NPC soldiers rushed in.

【52】 Amid his laughter, several patrolling NPC soldiers rushed in.

【325】

Translation: "How dare you act in the main city—seize him!"

【53】 "How dare you act in the main city—seize him!"

Not all NPCs know that Xiao Feng is the city lord; only the high officials and guards in the lord's mansion, as well as a few top-tier NPCs, are aware.

Translation: Not all NPCs know that Xiao Feng is the mayor; only those high officials and guards in the Mayor's Mansion, as well as a few top-tier NPCs, know.

【332】

【54】 Not all NPCs know that Xiao Feng is the mayor; only those high officials and guards in the Cheng Zhu Fu, as well as a few top-tier NPCs, know.

Even ordinary soldiers know that Xiao Feng is the great hero who saved the war-torn city; upon recognizing his identity, they immediately changed their tone: "Ah, it's Xiao Feng the warrior... you... why are you fighting in the city?"

Translation: But even ordinary soldiers know Xiao Feng is the great hero who saved the War City; upon recognizing his identity, they immediately changed their tone: "Ah, so it's Xiao Feng the warrior... you... how are you fighting in the city?"

We'll output:

【55】 But even ordinary soldiers know Xiao Feng is the great hero who saved the War City; upon recognizing his identity, they immediately changed their tone: "Ah, so it's Xiao Feng the warrior... you... how are you fighting in the city?"

【344】

Translation: The Tianxia Wushuang lying on the ground heard that and was stunned.

【56】 The Tianxia Wushuang lying on the ground heard that and was stunned.

What's going on?

Translation: What's going on?

【57】 What's going on?

【354】

Translation: Xiao Feng's red-name status wasn't immediately arrested?

【58】 Xiao Feng's red-name status wasn't immediately arrested?

This is unreasonable!

Translation: This is unreasonable!

【59】 This is unreasonable!

He very

He didn't understand.

Xiao Feng's mouth twitched slightly, his face showing a mocking expression, as he said to him: "Peerless Under Heaven, wait till you return to the newbie village."

Then he said to the two NPC soldiers: "Carry out your orders!"

"Um... we cannot perform operations on a dead target." The two soldiers replied.

They saw the name Peerless Under Heaven and knew this was an execution target.

But a dead player can only be resurrected, and cannot have his corpse moved or undergo any other operation.

Hearing this, Xiao Feng wasn't in a hurry either; he simply said lightly, "Then we'll meet in the prison."

Having said that, he grabbed Dai Ni Si and left, continuing to wander around the shop, looking for the fashion copy he needed.

"What? What's going on!"

Peerless Under Heaven was dazed.

How come the red-named player wasn't arrested, and the NPC soldiers were even polite—what's the logic!

"Could it be that he's not red enough?" Invincible Under Heaven wondered.

He realized that Xiao Feng was the one who unsealed War City, so he must have great merit.

If his kill count isn't high, having privileges is understandable.

Thinking this, he said to his teammates in the party, "You guys also give him a shot, let his kill count go up a bit more!"

"Okay!" The teammates responded immediately, taking advantage of the "defense mode" to rush forward and attack Xiao Feng.

Bang!

Sizzle~

After a round of skills from several people, Xiao Feng, with no defensive measures, lost over 1000 HP.

Seeing the opponent actively seeking death, he wasn't polite either, instantly casting several self-researched minor skills, wiping them all out.

A flash of system information appeared, and his kill count accumulated to 500 points.

Even so, the NPC soldiers still didn't arrest him.

"How is this possible!" Peerless Under Heaven fumed.

"Vice President, it seems he has the privilege of not being arrested; sending him again would be useless." a teammate said.

"Damn, this wave was a pointless death!" Peerless Under Heaven cursed.

The teammates comforted: "It's fine, not totally a pointless death; at least we got to vent, made that NPC cry and anger him. We can't beat him either, so this counts as not losing."

"That's..." Peerless Under Heaven felt it made sense: "Revive, let's keep leveling up; next time we meet him we'll still curse him!"

"Mm."

Everyone then entered the revival process, appearing on the revival square.

The next second……

"It's Peerless Under Heaven, seize him!"

A low shout came from nearby.

Just as Peerless Under Heaven had gotten up, he felt his vision blur, and then a pair of handcuffs clamped onto him.

"What's going on?" He widened his eyes, a bit confused as to why.

"Take him to the prison!"

Without giving him time to think, the soldier captain gave an order, and he was dragged away to the jail beside the Cheng Zhu Fu.

(End of chapter)