Chapter 484: Bullshit Master

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Xiao Feng looked at their information.

【God Mo Hu (Mythic Leader)】

Level: 380 (Mid God)

HP: 1.5 billion/1.5 billion

【God Mo Bao (Mythic Leader)】

Level: 375 (Mid God)

HP: 1.38 billion/1.38 billion

Both of them are powerful members of the beastman race.

However, their appearance and names are not closely related; both have ape-like forms, about 1.6 meters tall, covered in thick hair, and lack noses.

Xiao Feng replied, "My name is Xiao Feng. I heard you're recruiting here lately; I think I have some skill and want to come earn a meal."

He Er Na concealed her aura and floated nearby, watching silently.

Mo Hu and Mo Bao exchanged a glance, puzzled: "Where did you hear we're recruiting? Holy Flame Island hasn't needed expansion lately; you must have come to the wrong place."

"Ah, is that so? But I see you're all weak; don't you need a strong like me to hold the fort?"

Xiao Feng, unfazed by the failed pick-up, immediately changed the subject.

Hearing that, the two brothers snapped: "You call us weak? We're all Mid Gods; your aura is inferior to ours—where do you get the nerve?"

As they spoke, they both released Mid God auras, and mid-grade divine artifacts appeared in their hands—a spear and a battle axe, as if ready to fight at a moment's notice.

Seeing this, Xiao Feng showed no surprise, leisurely drew his upper-grade divine artifact weapon, the Doomsday Smoke Magic Staff, and said calmly, "If you don't believe I'm weak, let me show you my methods."

Speaking, he casually pointed the staff to the side.

A fireball 10 meters in diameter flew out and exploded in midair 80 meters away, causing violent elemental fluctuations.

Equipped with the Black Starlight Magic Ring, his spell scale had increased fiftyfold, becoming even more terrifying.

"Huh?"

Mo Hu and Mo Bao, seeing his move, thought he was going to fight and activated their divine power, preparing to thrust with spear and axe.

As it turned out, he just unleashed his big move at empty air.

Seeing the effect of the fireball technique, he felt slightly surprised; Mo Bao said, "Your Sunfall Technique is indeed strong—I underestimated you."

Sunfall Technique is a fire-element divine punishment skill.

Previously mistaken for Flame Burst or Meteor Technique fireballs, it has now advanced further.

Xiao Feng did not explain.

, and said calmly, "With this ability, joining you should be no problem, right?"

He didn't attack the two, fearing his damage would be too high and instantly kill them.

Saving people is more important now; conflict can't be started immediately, so when showing off he still had to strike the air. Otherwise, immediate battle would be unfavorable for rescue.

Mo Hu nodded upon hearing that and said, "You wield an upper-grade divine artifact and have decent magical skill; you're qualified to join. However, we two aren't the masters of Holy Flame Island. Come with us, and we'll take you to see the Great King, who will decide whether to keep you."

Speaking, he led the way downward.

"soeasy!"

Xiao Feng glanced at the nearby air and gave a faint smile.

He Er Na was right there.

The two followed Mo Hu and Mo Bao, flying toward the core of Holy Flame Island.

Their flight speed wasn't fast; they leisurely flew toward a mountainous region of this planet.

This planet's magnetic poles are chaotic, making north and south indistinguishable, and without stellar revolution east and west are unclear; ordinary humans would find it hard to survive here.

Yet the gods enjoy it here, because the elemental concentration is extremely high, so cultivation will surely be more effective.

Among a range of towering peaks, they saw several huge palaces.

Those palaces were carved and built from natural giant rock, directly excavated from cliffs and precipices, forming the palace appearance.

There are five palaces in total, one largest and the other four roughly equal.

Mo Hu and Mo Bao brought them to the front of the largest palace, didn't enter immediately, but shouted: "Great King, we encountered a Mid God human mage who says he wants to join Holy Flame Island. His strength is not bad, and he holds an upper-grade divine artifact staff; please, Great King, how should we handle this?"

As soon as those words were spoken, the voice thundered like a boom, rolling outward, audible clearly for dozens of li.

From the four slightly smaller palaces, many figures flew out.

"Yo, newcomers?"

"A mage? Can you cast a blizzard? It's hot as hell here—let's have some snow."

"Wow! It's a human, and he's handsome. Great King, quickly keep him—I want him to serve me in bed!"

Even the weakest among them are Lower Gods, and their strength is not bad.

Altogether forty or fifty, there are humans, beastmen, elves, giants, and a strange human race with four arms.

The one who said she wanted to sleep with Xiao Feng is that four-armed woman.

She is the only Upper God among them, named Bei Xi, level exactly 400, 2.2 billion HP; her strength is so-so.

It's passable, but not too strong.

Upon hearing the four-armed woman Bei Xi's words, the surrounding crowd burst into laughter.

"Bei Xi Sis is back again; this time she likes a frail human!"

"Hahaha~ Last time she drained that dwarf Mid God dry, scaring him so he ran off without even wanting divine stones; who knows how long this will last?"

"This guy looks skinny; I bet he won't last a day, at most two days!"

The four-armed woman Bei Xi, hearing the teasing, retorted unhappily: "Hey hey hey, watch your words, don't scare the poor handsome guy!"

Then she flew toward Xiao Feng, speaking in a pinched tone: "This human young man, Holy Flame Island has a rule: if you want to stay, you must serve me in bed for a month. If you can't, you can't stay~"

Xiao Feng:...

Who came up with this strange rule?

Translation: "Who set these strange rules?" (or "Who established these strange rules?") Keep as single line.

I'll definitely kill them later!

But we can't say this now; we have to endure it for a while!

He used telepathy to tell He Er Na: 'First go find those who were captured, then let me know. I'll chat with them and pass the time, so we won't fight for now.'

He used telepathy to tell He Er Na: 'Go find those who were captured first, then let me know. I'll chat with them and pass the time, so we won't fight for now.'

The invisible He Er Na replied: 'Okay, Master, be careful… you must not be touched by that filthy woman.'

'Huh? Are you declaring sovereignty?' Xiao Feng muttered with a dark chuckle.

Translation: "Huh? Are you declaring sovereignty?" Xiao Feng chuckled inwardly. Or "Hehe? Are you announcing your sovereignty?" Xiao Feng smirked. We'll output: '"Huh? Are you declaring sovereignty?" Xiao Feng chuckled.'

He Er Na didn't respond, already sneaking into a palace to find the people captured from Wind Spirit Island.

Telepathic communication is just an instantaneous thing.

Translation: Telepathic communication is just an instant thing. Or "Mental communication takes only a moment." We'll output: "Telepathic communication is merely an instantaneous matter."

Xiao Feng looked at the lecherous four-armed female staring at him, embarrassed and said: 'Cough… sorry, I'm not into women, please don't make things difficult for me, Lady Bei Xi, Upper God.'

'Not into women? Are there still men like that in the world?' the four-armed female Bei Xi frowned, unconvinced.

Translation: "Not into women? Are there still men like that in the world?" The four-armed Lady Bei Xi frowned, expressing disbelief. We'll output: '"Not into women? Are there still men like that in the world?" the four-armed Lady Bei Xi frowned, expressing disbelief.'

'Of course there are—I am one!' Xiao Feng immediately replied, then began demonstrating his ability to stall for time.

Translation: "Of course there are, I am one!" Xiao Feng immediately replied, then began to display his ability to stall for time! We'll output: '"Of course there are, I am one!" Xiao Feng immediately replied, then began to display his ability to stall for time!'

He said: 'To be honest, as a kid I always attracted dogs; every time I went out, all the dogs and wolves within a few kilometers would come chase and bite me. If it weren't for my family protecting me, I would have died young. Once I went out alone to play, I accidentally attracted several hundred big dogs that chased and bit me; I couldn't hold them off, and they bit off a vital organ.'

Translation: He said: "To be honest, as a child I always attracted dogs; every time I went out, all the dogs and wolves within several kilometers would come chase and bite me. If it weren't for my family protecting me, I would have died when I was very young. Once I ran out alone to play, I accidentally attracted several hundred big dogs that chased and bit me; I couldn't hold out for a moment, and they bit off a very important organ." We'll output: 'He said: "To be honest, as a child I always attracted dogs; every time I went out, all the dogs and wolves within several kilometers would come chase and bite me. If it weren't for my family protecting me, I would have died when I was very young. Once I ran out alone to play, I accidentally attracted several hundred big dogs that chased and bit me; I couldn't hold out for a moment, and they bit off a very important organ."'

He deliberately spoke slowly, not caring about smearing himself, in order to buy time for He Er Na.

Translation: He deliberately spoke slowly, not caring about smearing himself, to buy time for He Er Na. We'll output: 'He deliberately spoke slowly, not caring about smearing himself, to buy time for He Er Na.'

Everyone still thought he genuinely wanted to join Saint Flame Island, listening intently to his past experiences.

Everyone still thought he genuinely wanted to join Saint Flame Island, listening to his past experiences very seriously.

A half-beast resembling a gorilla sympathized: 'Brother, you're too miserable; that means you haven't had sex in hundreds of years?'

A half-beast resembling a gorilla sympathized: 'Brother, you're too miserable; that means you haven't had sex for hundreds of years?'

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