Chapter 832: Cream Battle

Dun Dun is really too fierce, I can't afford to provoke him, I can't afford to provoke him! I'll have a beer!

Li Li picked up a can of beer, and using a two-liang cup he also drank three cups, barely managing.

Zhang Fan followed suit, also having beer.

Dun Dun saw this and let out a light snort: "Two weakling seniors!"

Xiao Feng couldn't help but smile.

Drinking on an empty stomach and being so arrogant, it's no surprise Dun Dun will definitely get dead drunk tonight.

"Just relax, it's just an ordinary dinner, no need to be too formal." He called out, and everyone picked up their chopsticks to start eating.

Mang Mei was somewhat inconvenienced, so Su Ni sat down on the chair prepared in advance, attending to this most special roommate.

A group of people chatted about games while enjoying the food, occasionally hearing the risqué jokes of Loli Dun and the sounds of calling everyone to drink.

Li Li, very curious, asked Xiao Feng what good thing the gift he left for him was.

Everyone also really wanted to know.

Xiao Feng just gave a mysterious smile and said, "Anyway, it's just super awesome!" without elaborating.

In fact, that 【God Eye's Shedding】 he left for Li Li can indeed be said to be the most precious of the five people's gifts at this stage.

Dun Dun couldn't bring his Perfect Main Divine Artifact, Zhang Fan and Mang Mei also had restrictions, and although Xing Yun Miao's 【Life-saving Golden Needle】 is powerful, it only adds a strong attack and a blood-recovery method.

Only the 【God Eye's Shedding】 has an effect almost like changing professions, combining attack, control, and detection in one, and can also boost basic stats, being ridiculously strong!

Moreover, the equipment requirement is only 10 million HP; just putting on two or three pieces of top-tier divine artifact gear with no level requirement or reduced level requirement will meet the standard.

"Damn, still selling secrets! Penalty: three cups!"

The crowd, unable to satisfy their curiosity, immediately surrounded Xiao Feng, trying to make him drink.

Helpless, Xiao Feng drank a cup of baijiu from Dun Dun and a bottle of beer passed over by Xing Yun Miao.

After the alcohol went down, they talked more and more, the atmosphere became livelier, a group of young people laughed and chatted nonstop, eating happily.

Even Mang Mei, who usually speaks the least, was coaxed by everyone into trying a sip of baijiu, entering a slightly tipsy state, occasionally joining the conversation and chatting with everyone.

The meal lasted over an hour, after which they also cut the cake, celebrating the housewarming joy of the two good brothers who moved into a new home.

As everyone knows, cake is mainly not for eating, but for making face masks!

Zhang Fan and Li Li had just finished cutting the cake when Dun Dun smeared cream all over their faces.

The half-drunk loli, as if unleashing an unstoppable force, shouted loudly: "Tonight nobody can think of escaping!"

Having just smeared them, she then rushed toward Xiao Feng, her hands full of cream with an unstoppable momentum.

Xiao Feng instinctively dodged a bit, but a whole chunk of cream splatted with a 'pah' sound, hitting Mang Mei's chest!

Mang Mei, who cannot see, was at a loss, wanting to wipe but daring not to, fearing she'd make a mess everywhere, so she just held up her hands, waiting for Su Ni to help.

Seeing the gentlest, most quiet girl being bullied by the Evil Dragon Loli, Xiao Feng immediately jumped out to act as a warrior, grabbing Dun Dun and smearing cream all over her face, giving her an all-around face mask.

The Evil Dragon Loli, unrepentant, took the cream on her own face as a weapon, burrowing into Xiao Feng's embrace and thrusting wildly, leaving his clothes a mottled mess.

"I declare tonight's villain is Dun Dun, everyone attack!" Xing Yun Miao, who had drunk a bit, was provoked by Dun Dun into playful mood and also joined the fray.

The petite loli was pressed down by the two onto a chair and had cream smeared all over her face, looking horrible to behold.

But the Evil Dragon Loli refused to yield, rose up in counterattack, grabbed a handful of cake and threw it at Xing Yun Miao and Xiao Feng.

Unfortunately her aim was off, she didn't hit the two, but instead accidentally injured Shen Jiaoyue and Su Ni beside them.

Thus the battle escalated again, the whole restaurant was drawn in, and everyone participated in the fight.

Su Ni's painstakingly homemade cake ended up with less than a quarter being eaten.

Although it's a bit of a pity, everyone had a great time, so it wasn't a loss.

After the meal, everyone went together to Zhang Fan and Li Li's new home to play a while longer, bringing the cream on their bodies along, dropping it on the floor, smearing it on the sofa, causing trouble for the new maid.

It wasn't until around 10 p. m. that Xiao Feng and the others returned home.

Dun Dun, heavily intoxicated, was already somewhat drowsy.

The cream on their bodies also made everyone very uncomfortable, urgently wanting to go back and take a shower.

Xiao Feng proposed: "Let's leave it at that for today, everyone go back to their rooms to rest. Those who want to keep playing games can continue, and those who are really too drunk can just go to sleep."

Everyone had drunk a bit more or less, but aside from Dun Dun, their consciousness was still relatively clear.

Xing Yun Miao laughed and said: "Drinking too much easily leads to trouble, the two ladies remember to lock your doors at night, don't let someone sneak in to do bad things~"

Xiao Feng's face darkened, he replied unhappily: "Am I that kind of person? We're upright gentlemen! Well... in light of your words, tonight I'll go to your room to do bad things!"

"Huh?" Xing Yun Miao startled, quickly said: "A true gentleman wouldn't barge into someone's bedroom without permission, I'm going back to play games, you'd better not mess around!"

Then she directly slipped away with oil on her feet.

Xiao Feng smiled.

He still had a drunk loli in his arms and a cream-covered Mang Mei beside him; to play the rogue he'd need to free his hands first.

"Su Ni, come help a bit, hold them up the stairs." He called the maid sister over.

Su Ni was still cleaning up the messy restaurant, hearing the voice she came over and together they sent Dun Dun and Mang Mei to their rooms.

"Boss, let me help Mang Mei take a bath; she has cream even on her hair, she probably can't wash it herself." Su Ni suggested.

"Okay, after washing her, also wash Dun Dun; tonight we'll work a bit harder." Xiao Feng said.

As the instigator of tonight's provocation, Dun Dun naturally has the most cream on her; if not washed, we wouldn't dare put her to bed.

Xiao Feng held the little loli and returned to her room.

Every room in this villa has its own private bathroom, just like separate apartments.

He carried Dun Dun to the bathroom and placed her in the bathtub.

Dun Dun, dazed, clung to his arm refusing to let go, drunkenly saying: "Don't run, let's have two more cups, I still want to drink~"

Xiao Feng helplessly said: "If you drink more you'll end up in the hospital, don't fuss, let go quickly, I also need to go wash up."

"No letting go, let's wash together, hehe~"

Dun Dun opened her eyes, looking at him with drunken, hazy eyes, a hooligan's tone.

Her small hands also clung dishonestly to his arm, trying to drag him into the bathtub.

Xiao Feng tapped her little head: "You little brat, every time you drink you want to act like a hooligan; if I had known earlier, I wouldn't have given you a drink just now!"

"I can't help it, a handsome senior like you is impossible to ignore; every day I just want to treat you like a cabbage and..."

The drunken loli had already let loose, completely unafraid of being laughed at.

Xiao Feng rubbed her little head, helplessly saying: "You're such a little fangirl."

After great effort, he finally managed to shake off Dun Dun and returned to his own room.

After washing up thoroughly, he went back to the bedroom and logged back into the game.

(End of chapter)