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Chapter 840: Got Drunk and Dizzy

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This liquor actually equals one‑fourth cup of Myriad Things Source Qi Tea!

Moreover, it also comes with a 30‑minute long‑lasting HP‑recovery buff—totally overpowered!

"Come, cheers!" the sturdy dwarf raised his cup and clinked it with Xiao Feng's, saying boldly.

"Good friend, cheers!" the others in the tavern also raised their cups to salute him.

This means if you don't chug it in one gulp, you're not a true buddy—you might even get kicked out!

Xiao Feng smiled inwardly and replied: "Bottoms up!"

He directly raised the cup and gulped down the full large glass of strong liquor.

This liquor is top‑grade rum, about 50 degrees, a glass roughly 1300 ml—in the real world, chugging it could land you straight in the ICU.

However, in the game it's not that scary—Xiao Feng is a Lower God, so his alcohol resistance is very strong!

After one gulp, nothing happened—not a drop of HP was lost!

It just felt like the world before him was swaying a bit, and the big‑bearded dwarf in front of him turned into four……

The system popped up a notice: max HP +250,000, but he didn't care.

Da Bai shouted from the side: "Hey hey hey, Xiao Feng, are you an idiot? If you can't drink, don't—if you get drunk and get beaten to death later, I won't care about you!"

……He also didn't care much.

He simply kept his original purpose in mind and asked: "Excuse me, Senior Erdesi, are you here? I have something I'd like to ask for your help……"

Bang bang!

The sturdy dwarf slapped his chest: "I'm Erdesi. Kid, as long as you can drink me under the table, whether it's one thing or a hundred, I'll take care of it!"

Xiao Feng quickly glanced at the other's info.

【Major God·Legendary Divine Pharmacist—Erdesi】

Level: 675 (Intermediate Major God)

HP: Cannot be seen through

Follower count: Indistinguishably small (under 100,000)

Note: His drinking capacity is about 4 tons

Xiao Feng's face darkened.

This damn……

4 tons???

"Um… ah, turns out you're the Legendary Divine Pharmacist Erdesi, Senior! It's an honor to meet you!" Xiao Feng immediately went into flattery mode.

There's no way—his capacity is 4 tons, I could never out‑drink him in this lifetime.

To ask him for help with the virtual level and Bian'an Jingyuan, I had to lower my stance.

For this liquor‑loving NPC type, soft words work better than force—trying to threaten with violence won't work and might offend Babawuli. All I can do is try flattery; if that fails… then I'll just drink!

Go

, 'Let's go in and drink!' Erdesi raised his hand, patted Xiao Feng's shoulder, and led him into the tavern.

Da Bai was too big to get in, so he could only idle by the lake.

Upon entering the tavern, a strong alcohol scent hit him.

Erdesi shouted: "Brothers, let's welcome our new friend—Xiao Feng the Warrior!"

"Whoa~"

"Welcome!"

"Drink one!"

"Hahaha~"

Cheers rose from all around, as if a newcomer's arrival was something worth celebrating.

Xiao Feng glanced around and saw the tavern's patrons varied—there were humans, elves, dwarves, gnomes, half‑beasts, and even some non‑humanoid creatures.

And their strength was actually quite formidable!

The weakest were all 480‑level King‑ranked powerhouses, most were 500‑level Title Gods, and there were even several Lower Major God‑level powerhouses!

Such a tiny Molten Gold Mountain has so many Major Gods!

Even the combined forces of the War God Nation and Storm God Nation can't match this!

Xiao Feng felt a bit dazed, thinking he might be hallucinating from drinking too much.

"Xiao Feng Warrior, we're both humans—I'll toast you!" a human powerhouse on the second floor raised his cup to him.

Xiao Feng's beer mug somehow filled up again, and a full cup of 【Molten Gold Mountain's Strong Liquor】 appeared in his hand.

He checked the info of the person who invited him to drink.

【Fire Chanters—Feikatuo】

Level: 500 (Upper God)

HP: 118 billion/118 billion

Note: He's one of the ten people whose fire‑play is second only to the Blazing Flame Major God!

This strength is pretty good—he can roam the elemental seas, and as long as he doesn't meet a Major God, there's basically no danger.

"Drink!"

"Down it!"

"Finish this cup and you're brothers!"

The people around joined in the clamor.

Seeing everyone so enthusiastic, Xiao Feng had no choice but to gulp down the cup's liquor again.

After two cups of strong liquor, he began to feel a bit dizzy.

In order to stay sober, he quickly mobilized his willpower, trying to use divine power to break down the alcohol effect in his body, so as to free himself from alcohol's control.

Unexpectedly, at that moment, E'erdesi beside him suddenly patted his shoulder, and an invisible force directly dispelled the source-attributed divine power he had gathered.

Xiao Feng's sobering plan immediately ran aground.

"Drinking, you can't shirk, come, let's drink again!" E'erdesi saw through his

A little trick, he lifted a big wooden barrel and poured him a third cup of alcohol.

"Emmm……"

Xiao Feng felt a bit dazed.

How can this situation be broken?

Surely he won't really be made to pass out, right?

As a real-life player, how could he still get drunk by fake alcohol in the game world?

"I just don't believe it!"

Xiao Feng also felt his competitive spirit aroused; he raised his cup and loudly said to everyone, "Let's drink if we're drinking, come, I'll toast everyone!"

"Good, let's drink together!" the crowd said heartily.

Dozens of people raised their cups together, drinking with him in one go, draining them completely.

After the third cup, Xiao Feng felt numb, and his vision was as if a Gaussian blur had been maxed out, making everything indistinct.

He tried hard to stay sober, but couldn't focus his mind.

His hand sank, and the wine glass was filled again.

E'erdesi's voice came over, saying, "Drink another 100 cups and you'll be the king here, friend—keep drinking!"

Xiao Feng: ……

He could drink no more, but his wine glass seemed to be pushed by some force to his lips.

Then glug glug glug, another big gulp.

"Great! As a guest of Babawuli, your drinking capacity is indeed impressive!" E'erdesi loudly praised.

Although Xiao Feng was still standing, his brain had already lain down.

Although his eyes were still open, his consciousness was almost about to close.

"I swear... I actually got drunk by a buff potion..."

Xiao Feng slurred a weak sigh.

At some point his cup was filled again, and E'erdesi said, "Brother, have another drink! People as bold as you are rare; have another cup and I'll promise to help you with one thing!"

"Drink!"

"Down it!"

"Not drinking makes you a puppy!"

The surrounding crowd then started clamoring.

Xiao Feng's consciousness was fuzzy, but he still vaguely heard the words "help you with one thing".

Thus his body honestly brought the cup to his lips, glug glug, and he finished it.

Five cups of strong liquor, over 3000 ml of alcohol— in the real world that could knock out several people.

Xiao Feng's consciousness completely blurred, and with a plop he fell straight to the ground and passed out.

Before passing out, he vaguely heard someone say, "Tsk tsk, this guy is strong! We wouldn't dare chug 5% beer like that, but he downed five cups of 50% rum in one go— truly a distinguished guest of Babawuli! Awesome!"

Xiao Feng: ……

(End of chapter)

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