Chapter 450: NO. 33: The house is full of moles everywhere
NO.33:The house is full of moles everywhere.
Xintiao Qian's afternoon was very pleasant.
As an outsider who isn't very interested in the horse racing field, although the four people she lives with are all insiders, it doesn't stop her from occasionally wanting to slack off and not go cheer on her three close friends.
Anyway, they train every day!
By comparison, Xintiao Qian, who calls herself just an ordinary high school girl, simply can't compete with this group of fitness fanatics.
Even if Xiao She drove to pick her up, she wouldn't go!
After all, Xiao She clearly has her own car, yet every time they go out together it's either teleportation or taking the bus together—there's no fun at all!
Obviously, the Beta Moto is so cool!
And there's an even cooler two-stage extension!
With such a cool wind-cruising tool, this person never brings me along for a few more rides.
It's just that I teased him a little by lying on top of him last time, and now he's avoiding me—really over the top!
Obviously, I'm still helping him gather votes!
Looking at the slowly increasing number on that website, the red-haired child beneath the light-yellow lenses grew somewhat displeased.
Too slow!
There's still half a month until the voting deadline! How can it be this slow!
「That's my proud work's empowered form—how could solo voting be so low! 」
Don't these people understand appreciation at all!
「!」
She pushed up her glasses, which had loosened slightly from shaking her head, then slightly adjusted the frame so it could be more stably pressed indirectly by the headphones against her ears; Xintiao Qian, feeling ceremonial, lifted both hands and placed them on the physical keyboard.
Poised to unleash——!
But then, at that moment, she heard a sentence:
「What appreciation? 」
The sound rang in her ear; rather than someone pushing the door open, it was merely a vortex appearing before the screen, from which a witch sitting on a magic broom popped out.
Red clothes, red hat—undoubtedly a Witch Beast.
「You came just in time! Quick! Witch-chan, pull the vote count up! Just exceeding sixty million votes isn't enough at all! 」
「Ah… Xintiao Qian, snap out of it. 」
「I'm quite clear-headed! 」 One could say she's clear-headed but not very rational; the pink-haired JK gave a big head turn, seeming unwilling to face reality: 「Aren't you also putting in effort! The title you had in mind is already recognized by everyone! What the heck is that 'supervision'... 」
「Supervision, oversight, 」 the Witch Beast gave legitimacy to her own creation, but seeing that the other party isn't really concerned, she waved her hand: 「Whether you see it as judgment or not makes no difference; anyway, my partner's feeling toward me has always been like that—seeing anyone as if they were dead objects, and lately it's become excessive, starting to look at people like criminals. 」
「He's recently been considering buying glasses, huh~ He's probably also noticed his own gaze is too distinctive~」 Upon mentioning this, Xintiao Qian burst out laughing.
After all, she recalled when she had suggested ordering custom lenses, she directly brought up that Alexis-type lens.
Then the other party retorted that it wasn't as good as Heaven-Piercing Breakthrough, so might as well just order herself a mirror-image Optimus Prime-style lens.
Well, never mind… Although she's somewhat interested in the Glass Shard Mirror Universe, but eyeglass styles are a different matter.
Back then she just kept shaking her head, saying it would be better to order a leadership module instead.
In the end, neither the glasses nor the leadership module got any further development.
Using glasses to conceal sharpness, being too distinctive would be putting the cart before the horse—what Xiao She probably means is wanting glasses with no distinctive features at all.
「Whatever with the glasses, could you first stop typing in your hands? 」
「Huh? What's wrong? Did I disturb you? 」 The girl, who had been typing a new vote‑soliciting declaration, looked surprised at the witch on the big screen, paused, then lifted her hand and picked up the small screen from the desk: 「How about I use this instead? 」
「I'm telling you… your partner would definitely find your operations salty enough. 」
「You clearly haven't had any contact with him lately, so why are you being more casual and friendly? 」 The girl, who had already stuffed her phone into her collar for efficiency, continued complaining while typing: 「You shouldn't be on my side, Witch Beast! 」
「Don't kid me—you give me more work than my partner does; is the reason you live together because you're both good at ordering people around? 」
「Capitalists don't gang up; they only undercut each other! 」 Even though the other party is just on the screen, Xintiao Qian's gaze behind her lenses stays locked on the typing send box: 「We're not just taking what we need, are we! 」
「I've contributed labor, what have you contributed? 」 The Witch Beast said irritably, feeling that this woman and her partner are actually quite complementary.
The partner speaks with so much logic, while this woman speaks with just as little logic.
It's completely presumptuous selfishness! That's how humans define this personality, right!
「Me? Um, should I turn around and speak to Xiao She for you? Or how about you come out of the screen and I let you have my partner's pudding? 」
「I? emmm turn back and talk to little snake for you? Or you come out of the screen, I'll give you your partner's pudding? 」
「Xiao She actually doesn't eat pudding; I bought it just for anyone who wants to eat, labeling it as myself is just for superficial fairness—after all, everyone has some~」
「Little snake actually doesn't eat pudding; I bought it just for anyone who wants to eat, labeling it myself is also for the sake of surface fairness, after all everyone has some~」
「It's to convince Chazuo and Bourbon—otherwise those two would definitely prepare sweets for him, especially the latter, who might even make them by hand~! 」
「It's to convince Chazuo and Bourbon, otherwise those two would definitely prepare sweets for him, especially the latter, who might even make them by hand~! 」
「Xiao She isn't good at handling overly enthusiastic thanks; you can try too—for example, suddenly jumping into his arms, he'll definitely stiffen up, his reaction slowed by half a beat. 」
「Sounds like something written in human data about a virgin. 」
「Uh… although I don't think it's the same thing, I can't really tell whether Xiao She is a virgin. 」
Recalling how Yutai and Neihai reacted to such things, and then recalling earlier real‑classmates as reference, Xintiao Qian hesitated a bit.
After all, Xiao She seems pretty socially active, gets along with anyone with ease, and seems to have plenty of female friends; in this world's atmosphere, such a person is unlikely to be a virgin.
Moreover, even if we talk about how big her reaction to intimate gestures is, it's not that big—at least it's far less than the reactions of those guys in my memory.
Emmm, this really is a difficult problem, and the more I think about it the more annoyed I get…… Xintiao Qian glanced down slightly at the screen, where the Witch Beast seemed to be thinking similarly, and realized a bright point: 「Come to think of it, does Witch‑chan even know the concept of a virgin? 」
「Sometimes I also skim through human news, and my partner has also collected quite a few related files……」 Having said that, the Witch Beast stalled, then lifted her hand and rubbed her chin with her large glove.
In the partner's recent electronic devices there are many encrypted files that aren't categorized for me; at that time the Witch Beast thought the partner had some conscience, not adding to my workload, though occasionally she still flips through them.
In the partner's recent electronic devices there were many encrypted files that were not being sorted for me, and at that time the Witch Beast thought the other party had some conscience, not continuing to add to my workload, though occasionally it would still flip through them.
Unlike previous compressed files, the text volume is very small; they seem to be all videos and pictures, and the content is all meaningless bodily entanglement. Such intelligence files are completely impossible to handle in classification; she asked the other party, but was only told "Don't bother with it."
At the time I thought it didn't matter, but now I think… perhaps it should be interpreted in the direction of human reproductive culture?
"Huh?"
Xintiao Qian was even more surprised upon hearing that; she had just wanted to let the other party elaborate, but then the other party's topic suddenly shifted: "Oh right, I got sidetracked and almost forgot—I found a living person in that urban area who claimed to be some kind of super agent, but before we could talk much, he turned himself into a spaceship and flew off…"
"So humans can also transform into spaceships?" The Witch Beast tried to get an answer, even though the culture she had encountered while flying to the surface in the digital world kept adding new content to the label "human" in her mind.
"No no no! Super agents can't be considered ordinary humans!"
】Xintiao Qian waved her hands repeatedly; upon hearing this topic, she no longer cared about the previous topic, gesturing with her hands: "There are those who can turn into giants, and those who can turn into support equipment, but are you sure the other party directly admitted to being a super agent?"
"Sure, but he seemed to have something urgent and left directly—I couldn't catch up at all!" The Witch Beast said, glancing wearily at the broom beneath her.
Speed isn't even a level.
"Sure is enough!" Xintiao Qian said, immediately taking off her headphones and rushing toward the room's exit.
She was even more shouting: "Little Snake! Little Snake!"
"Aside from the race you all know, isn't there nothing else? You know that after training ended I still wanted to invite her over as a guest, but she wasn't willing to come, and she brushed it off with some excuse about being busy."
"Perfunctory?"
"Exactly, it's really obvious perfunctoriness—when Bai Ren makes excuses, his nose wrinkles a bit, the nasal strip shows it clearly, not to mention your horse girls' ears…… Really… what's wrong? Qian, why are you in such a hurry?"
Aomo, who was leisurely chatting with Chazuo while holding coffee, looked somewhat surprised at the girl trudging up the wooden stairs in her slippers, making a thumping sound.
"Super agent!"
"Hmm?"
"This world has super agents!"
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End of Chapter
